I took the emperor

Chapter 27 You may not believe it, I was blackmailed by a fucking bear!

Chapter 27 You may not believe it, I was blackmailed by a fucking bear!

Xie Lang immediately boasted: "Okay, isn't it just a little dirt dog? Forgive someone from Lang who said bluntly, when I find the little dirt dog, I will give it to you Tang Ziqi."

"It's the sky blue pastoral dog, the sky blue pastoral dog, read it with me quickly: sky, blue, field, garden, dog!"

"All right, all right, sky blue pastoral dog, sky blue pastoral dog, I will definitely give you one when the time comes."

Tang Ziqi immediately looked disdainful, "Yes, you can blow it."

Just kidding, the sky blue pastoral dog is not something ordinary people can get.

First of all, not to mention that this kid is a greedy guy, even if he has a chance to get one, maybe he will sell it and return it to himself?
Tang Ziqi was 1 people who didn't believe it.

"Okay, okay, I'm bragging, when I get a sky blue pastoral dog, don't cry and kneel and beg me!"

"Cut, this princess will not."

"Okay, Tang Jingze, you have a backbone right now, don't regret it when the time comes, I won't listen to Zhenxiang's warning."

"No, no, no, no, no, no!"

Xie Lang said in his heart: This chick has a pretty hard mouth.

Hmph, it seems that the status of Emperor is going to play a role.

It's time to get a sky blue pastoral dog to realize the awesomeness we bragged about today.

……

Tang Ziqi didn't take Xie Lang's words at all.

The main thing is that Xie Lang, who usually talks like running a train, is too unreliable.She didn't think much about it, she just thought it was him making her happy.

After starting the Rolls-Royce, Xie Lang's eyes rolled, and he couldn't help asking Tang Ziqi aside, "Ziqi, do you know where the romantic place for men and women in Yunzhou is?"

"Eh? What is Fengyue Land?"

"Land of Fengyue?—cough... Let's use an analogy: the girls who appear in Land of Fengyue are very pitiful, but I suddenly show kindness and want to go to Land of Fengyue to be a good person."

"So, I came to the land of wind and moon, and after I saw a poor woman, I generously gave her 300 yuan, and then she would say, the little girl has nothing to repay her kindness, but only A promise with your body. This kind of place is called the Land of Love and Moon!" Xie Lang spoke nonsense seriously.

"You fart!! This place is obviously called a brothel, are you an ignorant princess?"

Tang Ziqi is not a young girl, so why can't she understand Xie Lang's words?
She immediately became anxious, and yelled at Xie Lang: "Hey, scumbag, you go to brothels, you go to brothels, and you say it so fresh and refined, you shameless and shameless little thief, the princess has never seen such Brazen man!"

Xie Lang explained dumbfoundingly: "It's not me, we are sent by Sword Spirit, understand?"

"Let's go to the Sword Spirit Sect?? What do you mean?"

"You don't think I'll let the Sword Spirit Sect go so easily, do you? They snatched an earth dragon from both of us, and threatened to kill us if we don't leave~~ Damn it, dare to threaten On my Xie Lang head, if I don't completely disappear the entire Sword Spirit Sect in the Sky Blue Continent, I won't be Xie."

Not long after, a few old men from the Sword Spirit Sect sat crying at the gate of the ruined Sword Spirit Sect, sighing: I regret that I should have provoked that devil boy back then.

"Tch, if you want to go, just say it, why are you dragging it to the sword spirit faction." Tang Ziqi looked contemptuous.

However, Tang Ziqi at this moment is much calmer than the furious expression just now.

Xie Lang immediately smiled and said: "Okay, Tang Ziqi, let me ask you, do you know what is the most shameful thing for a man?"

"what!"

"Just go to the land of Fengyue and call a lot of girls for no money! Hahahaha, aren't you hungry? Later, as disciples of the Sword Spirit Sect, we will eat a table of delicious food from it, and then call a large group of girls." Wouldn't it be nice to run away after eating, beautiful table girl?"

"Uh... run away after eating? No money? Isn't that eating the overlord's meal?" Tang Ziqi felt that Xie Lang's proposal was a bit exciting when she heard it.

A girl born in a big family like her has eaten what she should eat and played what she should have played.

But I have never experienced the fact that I don’t pay for the Overlord Meal.

Tang Ziqi felt very novel, and couldn't help her eager heart.

"That's right, think about it, if word spreads in the future that Sword Spirit sent disciples to visit the land of wind and moon, and then eat without paying, then the reputation will be quite good~~"

"Hahahahaha, Brother Lang, you are so good or bad... But, the princess likes it!"

In fact, it doesn't matter to Tang Ziqi whether the group of grandchildren of the Sword Spirit Sect are rectified or not.

Anyway, she knew that Xie Lang was a villain who would take revenge.

Those who offend him will definitely end up in a bad situation.

like myself~~
Another example is the current Sword Spirit Sect.

She is mainly hungry at the moment, and besides wanting to eat, she also wants to experience the excitement of eating Bawang Meal.

.........

After 10 minutes, after asking some passers-by on the road, Xie Lang finally came to the Land of Love and Moon - Fairy Fairy.

Just looking at the name of the signboard, Xiannvfang, I feel very poetic.

After getting out of the car, Xie Lang saw the gate of Fairy Fairy Square at a glance. There were two majestic giant bear monsters guarding the gate.

Those two giant bear demons are about 4 meters tall, huge in size, weighing up to 1 ton, with sharp teeth and extremely destructive claws.

They are extremely loyal to their masters and are one of the best exotic beasts for guarding homes.

Fairy House is as high as five floors, similar to ancient buildings, decorated with lights, the inside is magnificent, brightly lit, and the laughter of men and women is constantly coming from inside.

"Fuck, fuck, this is the place I imagined!"

"It's a paradise on earth."

Xie Lang smiled happily, and was about to enter the gate of Fairy Fairy Workshop, but unexpectedly, he was blocked by one of the giant bear demons.

Before Xie Lang could react, the giant bear stretched out its paw towards Xie Lang, and made a slight upward gesture.

"what's the situation?"

"Wait, this guy's hand gesture, will you tell me that you want a favor fee?"

"Damn this bear has become a spirit?"

Xie Lang couldn't care less about a bear, so he immediately took out a native chicken from the space and put it on the palm of the giant bear demon.

But the other giant bear demon saw Xie Lang take out a pure natural chicken for his companion, it also stopped in front of Xie Lang, and made exactly the same movements as the "brother" just now, stretching out his hand to Xie Lang. Out of the bear's paw?
I am!

You may not believe it, I was blackmailed by two bears today!

Seeing this, Tang Ziqi smiled and made a flower branch tremble.

She thought to herself: Sure enough, strange beasts also have human nature.

Why doesn't the giant bear demon blackmail other people, and doesn't blackmail himself, but why does he blackmail Xie Lang?
One look at this guy, you can tell that he is a person full of bad things.

Xie Lang lost two native chickens before he even had the Overlord's meal. This was a bloody loss.

(End of this chapter)

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