I took the emperor

Chapter 14 The Emperor is a fart!
"Oh, isn't it just 10 yuan? 10 yuan is nothing but a drop in the bucket for a little princess like Miss Tang." Xie Lang said confidently.

"A drop in the bucket? You give it to me, hum!" Tang Ziqi stared at Xie Lang with incomparable contempt, her face was livid with anger.

She had never seen such a shameless man as Xie Lang.

It's fine for a big man to care about a girl like himself, but he still has the face to blackmail himself?

Is this something people can do?

To be honest, Xie Lang is not the one who is short of money.

Mainly the things he brought out were priceless treasures.

He thought to himself: If he took out something worth a million yuan and pawned it, wouldn't it cause a lot of people to be shocked?

"Yes, what is the most important thing in being a human being?"

"It's low-key!"

"Look at me, Xie Lang, as a powerful and wealthy emperor, am I proud? Did I pretend to be aggressive? Did I show off to others that I am the emperor?"

The main reason is that Xie Lang's strength does not allow Xie Lang to pretend.

If this guy takes away Renhuang's strength, he will be crazier than Sicong.

Therefore, Xie Lang first set a small goal: he planned to extort 10 yuan from Tang Ziqi, and use it as pocket money.

"Fifty thousand... I'll give you fifty thousand for this native chicken." Xie Lang made an appropriate concession.

Immediately, he handed the remaining whole native chicken to Tang Ziqi.

The chicken didn't move except for its two legs.

Xie Lang said with a righteous expression: "Miss Tang, recently I am sponsoring some children in impoverished mountainous areas. I plan to build a few villas for the children in impoverished mountainous areas, and buy dozens of Lamborghinis by the way. The local chicken is cheaper and sells for [-] yuan." Hello."

Look, a few villas and dozens of Lamborghinis, from Xie Lang's mouth, seem to be very insignificant.

If it was on Sky Blue Star, if the children in the impoverished mountainous area heard that Xie Lang was going to buy them a Lamborghini, a large group of children would probably follow him and shout: Brother Lang, Ollie! !

Although the villas and Lamborghini are not very valuable here, it's cool to say it.

In the previous life, Xie Lang had never pretended to be a force in Tianlanxing, but Xie Lang could be considered to have realized it here.

Seeing that Tang Ziqi was still hesitating, Xie Lang immediately started the brainwashing mode:

"Miss Tang, think about it, I don't want you 98 million yuan, nor 99 yuan, but only 5 yuan. You can not only fill your stomach, but also contribute a love to the children in poor mountainous areas; 5 Ten thousand yuan, you can't buy it at a loss, and you can't be fooled, but you can send a piece of warmth to children in impoverished mountainous areas, so let me ask you this wave, is it profitable?"

"Big liar, death stick! I don't want to believe you!" Tang Ziqi was unmoved at all, and gave Xie Lang a blank look.

"Okay, [-], a one-buy price, nothing less."

"Hey, you stinky Keel, you should give up on this idea. I, Tang Ziqi, starved to death here and was eaten by monsters. I won't spend another 1 cents to buy your chicken."

As she said that, Tang Ziqi took a bite of the chicken butt in resentment, not to mention, it tasted really good.

"Aoyou, you bought all the chicken butts worth 1 yuan, why don't you want to spend an extra 3 yuan to buy local chicken? Girl Tang, you narrowed the road."

"Go to hell!"

Tang Ziqi gave Xie Lang a hard look, and didn't even bother to talk to this brat anymore.

The night is already deep.

It was about twelve o'clock at midnight.

This piece of land is completely quiet, but it is not dark.

After eating the chicken butt, while Xie Lang wasn't paying attention, Tang Ziqi secretly licked the aftertaste left on her fingers.

It's really not Tang Ziqi's exaggeration, it's the taste of chicken butt, which is really delicious.

Tang Ziqi regretted right now that she didn't agree to Xie Lang's 3 yuan just now.

But as a girl, it's hard for her to ask Xie Lang to speak up.

If Xie Lang could open his mouth to sell again now, perhaps Tang Ziqi would not hesitate this time.

"What kind of person is this guy?" Looking at Xie Lang's foolish expression, Tang Ziqi fell into deep thought.

You say this guy is strong, but with his bluffing and deceitful face, how can there be a little bit of a master's demeanor?
But if you want to call him a magic stick, he is just like a hero in the afternoon, and he will stand up for those villagers!

On this end, Xie Lang broke off the chicken wings and chewed them in his mouth.

"Holy shit, it's delicious, it's really delicious."

Xie Lang boasted and praised: "These chicken wings are so well done, it's almost too oily if it's roasted a bit more, and it's too raw if it's roasted a bit less."

"I just admire me. I don't talk about being handsome. I can also do good housework. I can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. I swear, I will be a woman in my next life and find a A man like me."

"Slightly, disgusting." Tang Ziqi stuck out her tongue at Xie Lang's narcissistic expression, "You are called handsome just like you? Cricket's cricket?"

"Aren't I handsome?" Xie Lang asked back.

"Do you have a prince?"

"Then have you seen the Emperor?"

Tang Ziqi clasped her hands in front of her, and said with air, "I have never seen the Emperor, but I heard that anyone who has seen the Emperor said he is handsome!"

"Besides, I also heard that Renhuang is only over 25 years old this year. He wears a black dragon cannon and exudes an aura like that of a banished fairy. I don't know how many girls on the mainland have gone bankrupt just to see him. .”

puff~
Xie Lang spat out the remaining chicken bones in his mouth, "Is it true, the Emperor is more handsome than me? There are so many brain fans?"

Just kidding, Lao Tzu is the emperor.

You've never met him before, dare to brag about being more handsome than Lao Zi?

"Hey, what kind of onion are you? You don't even pee and look in the mirror."

ding~~
"Player, you have obtained a thousand times crit taunt from Tang Ziqi, and gained 1000 experience! The current player rank: yellow-level neat briquette, upgrade experience: 10000/1227!"

I wipe? ?
He actually got 1000 experience points just like that.

"Ahem, the Emperor is nothing!" Xie Lang thought to himself: Try mocking me again?

"Yes, yes, you are a fart, you are more than 24 or 5 this year, right?"

"25, what's wrong?"

"He is the same age as you, but he is the commander-in-chief of the three armies, the male god in the hearts of thousands of ladies, and what are you?? You say that he is a fart, but I think you are not as good as a fart."

Tang Ziqi beat Xie Lang to pieces.

Hey~
"Player, you have obtained a 10000-fold crit taunt from Tang Ziqi, and you have gained 1 experience! Congratulations to the player for upgrading to level 10000. The current player rank: Xuan-level neat briquette, upgrade experience: 0/[-]!"

Whoops, I wipe?
Upgraded?
Damn it, I was promoted to level 1 all at once!
Xie Lang found that his extra combat attributes had all become 2 points.

Try one more sentence?
(End of this chapter)