Naruto's youthful blood
Chapter 167 Teaching Jiraiya to Write a Novel
Chapter 167 Teaching Jiraiya to Write a Novel
When the three of them were about to return to Konoha, Senju Nawaki called out to Matt Ying.
"Maitying...Look!" Senju Naoki bit his own finger, made seals with both hands, and used spiritism.
After a puff of smoke, Senju Naoshu channeled a clone of a slug fairy, which was 30 meters long, like a big truck of the biggest kind.
"How about it! It's amazing!" Senju Nawaki was full of pride, and said to Maite Ying: "You also try it, how big a slug you can summon."
"Okay!" Matt Ying sighed, bit his finger, and used psychic spells with both hands.
After a huge burst of smoke!
A slug the size of an aircraft carrier appeared in front of Senju Nawaki.
Looking at the slug that came out of Matt Ying's psychic, this slug is too big!It is dozens of times bigger than the slug he channeled.
Senju Naoki was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. Is his strength so far behind Maite Ying?
Senju Nawaki looked disappointed, it seems that what my sister said is right, Maitekage is indeed more suitable to be Hokage than him.
The three returned to Konoha, and Mai Teying bid farewell to their siblings.
Walking outside the hot spring bathhouse, Matt Ying found a sneaky figure peeping at the women's bathhouse.
Matt Ying was furious, Zilai dared to do such an enviable thing, it was unforgivable!
Mai Teying rushed up and kicked Zilaiye, directly kicking Zilaiye into the women's bathhouse, and a big hole was broken in the wall of the women's bathhouse.
"Ah!" The naked women in the women's bathhouse screamed and ran away, and Maiteying took the opportunity to open his eyes.
After all the women had run away, Mai Teying stepped forward angrily and grabbed Zilaiye.
"Hey! You bastard, how can you peek at women taking a bath?"
The movement in the bathhouse alarmed many people. These people knew that Jilai would also spy on women taking a bath, and immediately cast contemptuous glances.
Being despised by others, Zilai didn't even care.
He said to Mai Teying confidently: "For my novel, this is necessary!"
finished!He also took a pen and paper to record the inspiration he just got as if no one else was there.
Matt Ying opened his mouth wide!
Impressed!
Mai Teying was deeply moved by his love of writing novels.
But in the public, he was caught peeping and still so calm Maite Ying was completely speechless.
Taking Jiraiya to a place where no one was around, Mai Teying just wanted to continue talking to him, but found that this guy was squatting on the ground again, and began to write.
I rely on!You are ruthless!
Mai Teying stretched his head to look at what Jiraiya wrote, and almost fainted, the novel written by Jiraiya is completely at the level of elementary school students!
"This woman made me drool... That woman also made me drool... I drool a lot."
After watching the women's bathhouse for a long time, Zilai wrote about these junk things, a waste of emotion.
On the notebook in Jiraiya's hand is the original manuscript of "Intimate Heaven", author: Jiraiya.
Mai Teying looked at what Jiraiya wrote and curled his lips: "Your writing is too bad!"
Being hit by Mai Teying, he stopped writing, and said unconvinced: "I'm bad at writing? Do you think it's easy to write a novel? Write it if you have the ability! If you can't write, don't babble!"
"Hmph!" Maiteying snorted coldly, grabbed the pen and paper in his hand, and began to write.
Zilai looked at Maiteying with disdain, how could a guy like Maiteying who didn't understand anything write novels.
Writing a novel is not easy, it requires a huge vocabulary, it takes inspiration, it takes...
After a while, I stretched my head to look at the content written by Mai Teying, and Zilai was also stunned.
On the book, Mai Teying wrote: "That day, I couldn't help but peek at my sister taking a shower... Seeing her beautiful body... My heart beats faster and faster... Seeing her bathing comfortably... Looking at those places... my nose bleeds immediately."
Ji Lai also looked at Maiteying in shock, astonished!
Old driver!Get in the car now!
Kneeling shamelessly in front of Maiteying, he said expectantly: "Teacher Maiteying, please accept me as an apprentice!"
Matt Ying stared at Jiraiya who was kneeling in dumbfounded, "Damn it! It's just a comparison with you in writing novels, don't be so exaggerated!"
Zilai also said excitedly: "Teacher Maiteying, you don't know! There are too few seniors who write novels in this world, and those seniors are not much better than me. Just now I read Teacher Maiteying. The novel you wrote is shocking and touching like never before!"
"Is it that exaggerated? It shouldn't be!" Maiteying was a little disbelieving.
Ji Lai also immediately said proudly: "Teacher Maiteying, you don't know that my level is already top-notch in this world, and the novels I write are being printed by all major bookstores!"
Maite Ying was speechless, as long as Zilaiye's scumbag writing level, the tone is not smooth, and the description is not clear and in place, it is already at the top of the world, so how backward the level of novels in this world must be!
Accepting Zilai as an apprentice, Mai Teying thinks that it is not bad to be a teacher, although it is only a teacher of novels.
Maiteying reluctantly said: "Okay! Since you like writing novels so much, I will teach you a few tricks!"
Hearing that Maiteying was willing to teach him, Zilai was also overjoyed, and hurriedly pulled Maiteying and said excitedly: "Teacher, teach me two tricks!"
Since he accepted Zilai as his apprentice, Mai Teying pretended to teach him some common sense of writing.
So in his previous life, Maiteying also wrote some online articles that hit the street.
"Jiraiya, I know you're excited when you see a woman, but when you see a woman, you have to explain clearly and then describe it in detail."
"I know teacher, I think women are the most excited here, so I'll focus on describing here!" Ji Lai also pointed at his chest.
"Yes! That's it!" Matt Ying nodded in satisfaction.
After reading Jiraiya's manuscript, Matt Ying said dissatisfied: "Here you write that Naruto looks average, and then you write that several girls immediately fell in love with him as soon as they saw Naruto, this is too fake! "
"Ah! Mr. Maiteying, how are these girls supposed to fall in love with Naruto?" Jiraiya asked with a blank face.
This emotional idiot!
That's how I write romance novels.
"You can write about Naruto helping these girls first, doing something that makes these girls admire, and then it makes a lot more sense for these women to fall in love with him."
After teaching Jiraiya for a long time, Mai Teying is very tired, and Jiraiya's foundation is really poor. Is this the top level in this world?
It's so deceitful.
But when Maite was teaching, Zilai also studied very hard, taking notes all the time.
Open the first few pages of Jiraiya's notebook, these first few pages are the outline of Jiraiya's novel "Kind to Heaven"
After reading the outline written by Jiraiya, Matt Ying almost vomited blood and said:
"Jiraiya, what the hell is your outline setting, Naruto's father was killed, Naruto's mother was killed, Naruto wanted revenge, and Naruto's sister was killed , Naruto took revenge again, and Naruto’s sister was also killed. In the end, Naruto saved the world and ended the war. Then Naruto died. You can also write such abusive plots, Jiraiya... I I want to kill you after seeing this!"
(End of this chapter)
When the three of them were about to return to Konoha, Senju Nawaki called out to Matt Ying.
"Maitying...Look!" Senju Naoki bit his own finger, made seals with both hands, and used spiritism.
After a puff of smoke, Senju Naoshu channeled a clone of a slug fairy, which was 30 meters long, like a big truck of the biggest kind.
"How about it! It's amazing!" Senju Nawaki was full of pride, and said to Maite Ying: "You also try it, how big a slug you can summon."
"Okay!" Matt Ying sighed, bit his finger, and used psychic spells with both hands.
After a huge burst of smoke!
A slug the size of an aircraft carrier appeared in front of Senju Nawaki.
Looking at the slug that came out of Matt Ying's psychic, this slug is too big!It is dozens of times bigger than the slug he channeled.
Senju Naoki was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. Is his strength so far behind Maite Ying?
Senju Nawaki looked disappointed, it seems that what my sister said is right, Maitekage is indeed more suitable to be Hokage than him.
The three returned to Konoha, and Mai Teying bid farewell to their siblings.
Walking outside the hot spring bathhouse, Matt Ying found a sneaky figure peeping at the women's bathhouse.
Matt Ying was furious, Zilai dared to do such an enviable thing, it was unforgivable!
Mai Teying rushed up and kicked Zilaiye, directly kicking Zilaiye into the women's bathhouse, and a big hole was broken in the wall of the women's bathhouse.
"Ah!" The naked women in the women's bathhouse screamed and ran away, and Maiteying took the opportunity to open his eyes.
After all the women had run away, Mai Teying stepped forward angrily and grabbed Zilaiye.
"Hey! You bastard, how can you peek at women taking a bath?"
The movement in the bathhouse alarmed many people. These people knew that Jilai would also spy on women taking a bath, and immediately cast contemptuous glances.
Being despised by others, Zilai didn't even care.
He said to Mai Teying confidently: "For my novel, this is necessary!"
finished!He also took a pen and paper to record the inspiration he just got as if no one else was there.
Matt Ying opened his mouth wide!
Impressed!
Mai Teying was deeply moved by his love of writing novels.
But in the public, he was caught peeping and still so calm Maite Ying was completely speechless.
Taking Jiraiya to a place where no one was around, Mai Teying just wanted to continue talking to him, but found that this guy was squatting on the ground again, and began to write.
I rely on!You are ruthless!
Mai Teying stretched his head to look at what Jiraiya wrote, and almost fainted, the novel written by Jiraiya is completely at the level of elementary school students!
"This woman made me drool... That woman also made me drool... I drool a lot."
After watching the women's bathhouse for a long time, Zilai wrote about these junk things, a waste of emotion.
On the notebook in Jiraiya's hand is the original manuscript of "Intimate Heaven", author: Jiraiya.
Mai Teying looked at what Jiraiya wrote and curled his lips: "Your writing is too bad!"
Being hit by Mai Teying, he stopped writing, and said unconvinced: "I'm bad at writing? Do you think it's easy to write a novel? Write it if you have the ability! If you can't write, don't babble!"
"Hmph!" Maiteying snorted coldly, grabbed the pen and paper in his hand, and began to write.
Zilai looked at Maiteying with disdain, how could a guy like Maiteying who didn't understand anything write novels.
Writing a novel is not easy, it requires a huge vocabulary, it takes inspiration, it takes...
After a while, I stretched my head to look at the content written by Mai Teying, and Zilai was also stunned.
On the book, Mai Teying wrote: "That day, I couldn't help but peek at my sister taking a shower... Seeing her beautiful body... My heart beats faster and faster... Seeing her bathing comfortably... Looking at those places... my nose bleeds immediately."
Ji Lai also looked at Maiteying in shock, astonished!
Old driver!Get in the car now!
Kneeling shamelessly in front of Maiteying, he said expectantly: "Teacher Maiteying, please accept me as an apprentice!"
Matt Ying stared at Jiraiya who was kneeling in dumbfounded, "Damn it! It's just a comparison with you in writing novels, don't be so exaggerated!"
Zilai also said excitedly: "Teacher Maiteying, you don't know! There are too few seniors who write novels in this world, and those seniors are not much better than me. Just now I read Teacher Maiteying. The novel you wrote is shocking and touching like never before!"
"Is it that exaggerated? It shouldn't be!" Maiteying was a little disbelieving.
Ji Lai also immediately said proudly: "Teacher Maiteying, you don't know that my level is already top-notch in this world, and the novels I write are being printed by all major bookstores!"
Maite Ying was speechless, as long as Zilaiye's scumbag writing level, the tone is not smooth, and the description is not clear and in place, it is already at the top of the world, so how backward the level of novels in this world must be!
Accepting Zilai as an apprentice, Mai Teying thinks that it is not bad to be a teacher, although it is only a teacher of novels.
Maiteying reluctantly said: "Okay! Since you like writing novels so much, I will teach you a few tricks!"
Hearing that Maiteying was willing to teach him, Zilai was also overjoyed, and hurriedly pulled Maiteying and said excitedly: "Teacher, teach me two tricks!"
Since he accepted Zilai as his apprentice, Mai Teying pretended to teach him some common sense of writing.
So in his previous life, Maiteying also wrote some online articles that hit the street.
"Jiraiya, I know you're excited when you see a woman, but when you see a woman, you have to explain clearly and then describe it in detail."
"I know teacher, I think women are the most excited here, so I'll focus on describing here!" Ji Lai also pointed at his chest.
"Yes! That's it!" Matt Ying nodded in satisfaction.
After reading Jiraiya's manuscript, Matt Ying said dissatisfied: "Here you write that Naruto looks average, and then you write that several girls immediately fell in love with him as soon as they saw Naruto, this is too fake! "
"Ah! Mr. Maiteying, how are these girls supposed to fall in love with Naruto?" Jiraiya asked with a blank face.
This emotional idiot!
That's how I write romance novels.
"You can write about Naruto helping these girls first, doing something that makes these girls admire, and then it makes a lot more sense for these women to fall in love with him."
After teaching Jiraiya for a long time, Mai Teying is very tired, and Jiraiya's foundation is really poor. Is this the top level in this world?
It's so deceitful.
But when Maite was teaching, Zilai also studied very hard, taking notes all the time.
Open the first few pages of Jiraiya's notebook, these first few pages are the outline of Jiraiya's novel "Kind to Heaven"
After reading the outline written by Jiraiya, Matt Ying almost vomited blood and said:
"Jiraiya, what the hell is your outline setting, Naruto's father was killed, Naruto's mother was killed, Naruto wanted revenge, and Naruto's sister was killed , Naruto took revenge again, and Naruto’s sister was also killed. In the end, Naruto saved the world and ended the war. Then Naruto died. You can also write such abusive plots, Jiraiya... I I want to kill you after seeing this!"
(End of this chapter)
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