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Chapter 236 It's Funny

Qin Feng can swear that this is really an idea that popped up on him suddenly, because everyone said that he would not laugh anymore, so he wanted to make something that would make everyone laugh.

But now this is just an idea, you are not saying that you have forgotten how to laugh, then I just let you laugh, you know, there is another way to make people laugh besides jokes and those funny videos, that is, Physically direct stimulation!

Laughter is actually just the brain's way of expressing a certain response stimulus. There are many kinds of such response stimuli. For example, if your feet and armpits are scratched, you will laugh out loud there.

And this reaction has the same expression in other aspects, such as the opposite sex touching your groin... Anyway, they are all similar, so let's not go into too much detail.

What?You mean that no matter how much someone scratches him, he can't laugh, that's because his nerve endings are not so sensitive, but Qin Feng firmly believes that there is no one who doesn't laugh, only things that are not exciting enough!
You don't know how to laugh anymore, so this "physical" method can directly make you laugh, how simple it is, right?

It's just that, this is just Qin Feng's current thinking, and there is still a little problem about how to operate it, and the most important thing is that this is also just Qin Feng's own thinking, and the system has not issued such a task.

If it was placed before, this idea might die prematurely, but with the example of the jacket of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing before, Qin Feng would not be worried. The system is actually similar to a human.

This is what is meant by the so-called gaining an inch. When someone gives you a steamed bun, you will want to ask for two steamed buns. …

Male students, don’t be in a hurry to deny it, just tell me honestly whether you think so. With this time, you will take things for granted next time, thinking that she agreed last time, so this time... …

Male students who have this idea go face the wall by themselves, thank you.

Hmm... That's almost what it means, so Qin Feng is not worried at all now, the system guy has been trained, so he makes a request, and the other party should set up tasks according to his ideas.

If things go on like this, the system... hehe.

"So system, what's your idea? It's okay, just say it, let's refer to it together, I know, my idea is actually very immature..."

"You said that I always think of tasks for you. What can I do? Who made you take out tasks so slowly? Look at me, I'm so idle now!"

"Ah? You don't have an opinion, how could you have no opinion? Come on, it doesn't matter. I'm not a villain. What else can I do to you, right? Tell me..."

"Oh, let's not talk about it, let's create a task, look, I am very democratic, I gave you a chance, you are useless..."

System: "╮(╯▽╰)╭"

"The new mission has been released, please go to the mission panel to check the host!"

Unexpectedly, the task editing of the system is very fast this time. Qin Feng hurriedly clicked on the task panel, and a new task "Multifunctional Joy Maker" has been displayed at the top!
Uh-huh?Qin Feng was inexplicably stunned. How could this name be a little different from what he had imagined? Joy Maker, if this is what he thought, would the user really be happy?
Forget it, don't care about these details, anyway, Qin Feng doesn't need to play by himself, he is still very happy without this machine, let's see what's going on first.

"This machine is manufactured based on the principle of human body laughing. It uses various stimulation methods to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of creating joy. There are various gears to ensure that everyone laughs to tears..."

Qin Feng: "..." Tears flowed from the smile, would this really be fun?
After reading all the contents in the manual, Qin Feng looked out the window with a puzzled expression, and after a long time he said, "System, are you trying to make people laugh to death?"

Really, even looking at this machine from the perspective of his boss Qin, I feel that it has reached the point of insanity. What I thought before, scratching the soles of the feet and armpits with a mechanical hand is nothing compared to this...

"Please rest assured, the host, this machine has passed the test of the Interstellar Health Treaty, and it is guaranteed to be beneficial and harmless to the human body. Using it can make the body and mind happy and everyone happy..."

Oh, that's it, Qin Feng nodded. He didn't expect this machine to have so many functions, to make the body and mind happy, to make everyone happy...wait, to make everyone happy?

Qin Feng stood up suddenly, making everyone happy, creating a machine for making fun, he is so cute that someone sitting on it is making all kinds of laughs, isn't this just making fun, after all, you don't know if the brother who is working on the machine is happy , but everyone is very happy anyway...

Sure enough, the system is worthy of being a system. When it comes to abnormality, he, Boss Qin, is still no match. Shame, shame...

Alas, I can't bear it, such a machine... Boss Qin couldn't bear it, and his subordinates started to work quickly. According to the instructions, this machine is not particularly difficult.

"Let me see, a strange feather from an unknown planet. It is very soft. It is said that it was determined by the Universal Funny Association after testing more than 2 million materials. It is the most stimulating material for the human body..."

After reading the introduction of this material, Boss Qin is already good enough for sculpting, but he still feels a little inexplicable. What kind of Universe Comedy Association is this?

I have also tested more than 2 million materials. You fucking think you are Edison improving the light bulb. Qin Feng feels that he is powerless to complain. Do you really have such a boring organization in the universe?
At this time, the voice of the system sounded: "Please don't doubt the host. It has been an unknown amount of time since the establishment of the Universe Comedy Association, and it is even longer than the lifespan of stars. As a cosmic organization, the Universe Comedy Association is committed to research to make Man's method and machine of laughing..."

Qin Feng: "..." You have too many words and you are awesome. Anyway, I haven't even played this ball, so you can do whatever you say.

Qin Feng pretended not to care about these at all, and took out the feather that was said to be the most exciting from the materials provided by the system. It was unremarkable, and it seemed to be no different from ordinary goose feathers.

But as soon as he picked it up, Qin Feng felt that something was wrong. Fuck, it’s so soft. It’s not right.

Hahaha... Wait, I didn't want to laugh, Qin Feng was stunned, just now he just tried to scratch his palm with that feather, but he really couldn't help laughing!

Looking at the feather in his hand, Boss Qin's eyes became hot all of a sudden, it's just the palm of his hand, what about other places...

　The first!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)