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Chapter 534 Myth is Myth Because It's Nonsense

The four of Xu Tian, ​​who were chased by Qingsi all over the sky, gathered together again. After exhausting the remaining power, the broken power seeds in the field were damaged, and the Qingsi was crushed. All of them were seriously injured, vomited blood, and fell to the ground.

"Come on, smoke." Xu Tian exhausted his mental strength, and the feeling of emptiness brought about negative states such as vomiting and nausea. He took out a handful of Cuban cigars and smoked. "Take a few deep breaths, and it won't be so uncomfortable."

Among them, Xu Tian was in the best condition. Kitz and Layton's faces were pale, and there were scars on their bodies, dripping with blood. Even if they were powerful saints, excessive blood loss would cause symptoms such as dizziness and dizziness.

When Kitz saw the cigar, he immediately climbed up from the ground and ran to Xu Tian, ​​grabbed the cigar, sparked the dragon-slaying blood blade in his hand to ignite a golden flame, lit the cigar, stuffed it in his mouth, and inhaled half of it in one breath , the burning pain in the chest subsided a lot immediately, a large amount of white smoke spewed out from the mouth and nose, and said beautifully, "It's comfortable."

While talking, he stuffed the remaining seven or eight cigars into his bosom, but Selsey grabbed his arm and stopped him, "You rascal and thief, you know you can enjoy something good, there is no way to hide it, Meet in half."

Kidz didn't give in, and said triumphantly, "I'm a thief, so I won't give it to you. You'll bite me if you don't have a body. Why do you smoke cigarettes if you don't have a body? It's not nonsense, don't waste it."

"You know what, this is called spiritual enjoyment. You know, although I am not physically present, I still have consciousness. Besides, it is very simple to condense my body into a solid body. Bring it." Selsey spread her hands and stared.

There was no way, Kitz reluctantly took out three cigars but held them tightly in his hands, Sercy pulled them out forcefully, and couldn't stand for a while.

Layton looked puzzled at the two who thought they were about to die just now, and suddenly burst out with great vitality, more energetic than before they were not injured, and asked in confusion, "Xiaotian, what's going on."

Seeing the familiar fighting sound between the two, Xu Tian felt a faint warmth welling up in his heart, but curled his lips in disagreement and said, "Don't pay attention to them, the teacher is here, I still have it, last time you were not here, this time how many times?" I'll give you some, it's a good thing, and I don't have much."

Now Selsey and Kids quit, and rushed over immediately to snatch the two packs of cigars from Layton's hand. Of course, Layton wouldn't let them. I've known these two old guys for decades. I don't have my share.

Seeing the three of them staring at each other, Xu Tian asked dumbfounded, "The three of you are fine, don't you need to bandage your body?"

As soon as the words fell, Kitz immediately rolled on the ground, and said sarcastically: "I'm so uncomfortable, I'm disabled, Xiaotian quickly give me dozens of packs of cigars, let me smoke for ten or eight years and I will be able to recover."

Selsey naturally didn't fall behind, squatting on the ground and covering his head, he groaned and said, "Hey, my brain is a little confused, it's over, I'm going to die, the source is going to dissipate, Xiaotian , give me all your cigars, and fulfill the last wish of a dying man like me."

Layton, who was always majestic, put down his airs, sat down on the ground, spread his hands and said, "My head hurts, good apprentice, if you have something good, you should give it to the master first, right?"

"I'll go, teacher, why are you joining in the fun?" Xu Tian looked at the three of them speechlessly.

"Shameless." Selsey and Kids pointed at Layton in unison, "I despise you, so you're the only one among us who is weak."

The four of them looked at each other, and they all laughed, a kind of warmth flowed in the air.

Looking at the friendship between the three teachers and friends, Xu Tian naturally would not hide his secrets, and took out all the cigars from the space ring, "Here, take it, here are [-] cigars, you can share them equally. Not many."

It didn’t take long for the Cuban base car to be summoned, and terrorists may not necessarily have cigars on them when they are produced. If you are lucky, you can have one or two. Cuban cigars are also very rare things in the base, and only high-level officials can distribute some.

The group of old Soviet veterans in Moscow collected a lot of magic leaves and turned them into shredded tobacco and rolled them into cigarettes. There is a big market in the base, and there is a sense of smoking marijuana, and the effect is even stronger. Confused, and in terms of their stronger physique tempered by fighting qi, the damage to their bodies is not great.Millions of professional soldiers are of high quality. Although they all have their own compressed rations and don’t need to pay salaries, which reduces the pressure on the base, and the base can also produce high-energy organic compressed food, Xu Tian still sends troops to hunt and kill all kinds of soldiers if there is a chance. This kind of magical beast improved their food, it was not in wartime, all kinds of fine wines, dinners, entertainment and activities continued, Xu Tian didn't want to set too high demands on these soldiers who served him, even if they were cannon fodder, they were still thoughtful people, just I am used to smoking heavy-flavored cigars, and they are bland and tasteless in my mouth when I smoke cigarettes. Naturally, the senior management of the base will not smoke them.

It was the first time Layton came into contact with this kind of cigar, and he inhaled three cigars in one breath out of curiosity. The powerful lung capacity made people stunned. Also eliminated some, "Yes, it is a good thing to relax the spirit, and it feels very stylish to hold it, haha."

Kidz and Selsey despised Layton with an idiot-like look, with an expression that we don't know him, but Layton didn't care, smoking his cigar beautifully, the two of them felt distressed, secretly Cursed, "Waste, prodigal."

Xu Tian saw that the three of them had recovered a lot, and they were no longer depressed before. He immediately felt relieved, thinking that the three giants of the human race were beaten and fled in embarrassment by a little girl. very useful.

In the end, Xu Tian didn't notice the secret exchange of eyes between the three of Selsey. How could the overlord of the three who had experienced countless trials and hardships not understand Xu Tian's thoughts.

Surrounded by smoke, the four began to recover from physical trauma.

Selsey was the first to break the silence, with a cigar in her mouth, her mouth twisted and distressed, "It's a big loss, my destiny power was sucked by that little girl's film by [-]%, it will take at least a month of retreat to recover, it's unreasonable , These days, young people are more powerful than each other, Xiaotian will not talk about it, how could you, old Ji, have such a perverted bloodline?"

As soon as he heard the word "Old Ji", Kiz blew his beard and stared angrily, and said in a bad mood, "Damn, how many years have you been talking about it, so you don't call me Lao Ji, the mistakes you learned from childhood are not good. , I haven’t been to King Alex’s film for decades, how do I know what happened to her in the King’s City, she is saying that my void wind and shadow domain is not broken by her, and all the space laws that belong to my silver blood are all gone Being completely absorbed by her, my compound domain is finished, and my strength has regressed to the early stage of the holy rank, which is my worst."

"Oh my god, my bitch, what are you suffering? That little bitch Anne actually re-established a new magical barrier in my body after absorbing the thunder magic fighting energy. I can't figure out how she did it. Yes, half of my power has been sealed, it's unreasonable." Layton said with a depressed face.

I don’t know if it’s because the fates of the four of them have merged together, but the speaking style of Kidz, Selsey, and Layton is more and more similar to Xu Tian’s. People who don’t know think that the three of them are just from time travel. The Northeast dialect of Beijing movies is faster than anyone else.

Xu Tian, ​​who wanted to understand the cause and effect, was immediately in awe of the long river of fate.

The three of them didn't feel uncomfortable with this change, which made Xu Tian feel relieved.

Seeing the three of them looking at him with concern, Xu Tian pinched his nose in embarrassment, "I'm fine, although my metal domain has been broken, but the foundation is still there, as long as my talent halo of the law of summoning is still there, spend some Time can still be reunited, the three of you can rest assured."

"That's good." Kitz said happily, "Xiaotian, you will be our main force in the future. I didn't expect that the summoning technique you gave you on a whim back then could communicate with the plane where the Supreme God is, and summon all the people in the time and space of the Supreme God. This kind of existence, otherwise our world will really come to an end, and we need you to save the future."

Layton said with relief, "Yes, since the fall of the gods, there are hundreds of thousands of fetishes in the domain of gods, and there has not been a real summoner in the world for thousands of years. Back then, I thought Xiaotian was an imitation summoner If it weren’t for your entrustment and the body of the thunder, I would not accept Xiaotian as an apprentice. Now that I think about it, having the apprentice of Little Angel is the most fulfilling thing in my life.”

"Haha, none of you are as wise as I am." Kitz laughed proudly, "When I found out that the magic stick was sneaking out of the Holy Land, I knew he must have heard the oracle again, so I followed, not to mention the thieves under me. You can't find Xiaotian even if you scout him with a magic stick."

"Fart, my status as a commoner archbishop is there, so I can't command the Church of Light." Selsey objected.

"Cut." Layton actually raised his middle finger and said contemptuously: "That stinky bitch of the Goddess of Light actually went to seduce Lord Thunder God during the Battle of Meteor God. To what extent is this woman scheming, do you dare to use her teachings, if she doesn't schem you to death."

Layton has always been worried about the Goddess of Light's conspiracy to squeeze the world's number one Thunder magic guild down to only a few Thunder God towers.

"Sigh." Selsey sighed, "Light is not necessarily pure, there is also darkness in light, and you can't deny that the Church of Light still has merits in enlightening the world."

"The Church of Light used to have many good people who often healed the world, but since the Church of Light has become the world's largest religion, it has completely degenerated. The group of angels and birds of the winged people have been pointing fingers at the Scarlet Holy Land. If it weren't for the magic stick The big prophecy and the big prayer in your domain, the seal will probably be destroyed in a few hundred years, don't hesitate, it's time to clean it up, we will naturally not move people who have no evil deeds." Kidz solemnly said Said.

Selsey thought for a long time, and finally made up her mind, "Okay, I'll contact the ascetic monks of the Holy Mountain later, otherwise I don't know where the human race will be led to such a deep hiding like Annie."

"Okay, our three major God's Punishment Legions are finally regrouping, old Lei, shouldn't it be time to activate the Thunder God Legion that has been hidden for hundreds of years in your Thunder lineage?" Kidz said excitedly.

"Hehe, if I hand over the Thunderlord's scepter to Xiaotian, let's give him the Thunderlord's Legion. You are all a step behind." Layton said proudly.

"Wait, how come the more I listen to it, the more I don't understand it." Xu Tian understands a little bit from the previous anecdote combined with historical records, but the more I talk about it later, the more I don't understand it.

Kitz rarely looked serious, and said solemnly: "Originally, we wanted to integrate human beings together and hand them over to you, so that you can have a fairly large force, and the resistance will be less in the future. I didn't expect that there would be the previous one." The mutation surprised us, it’s time to tell you all the ins and outs, and then you decide for yourself. According to the oracle, you will lead the human race to glory and create a new era.”

"I, the oracle, the new era, no way." Although Xu Tian kept saying that he was the protagonist's savior in the end, he also had a clear understanding of his responsibilities.But when this moment really comes, there are still some who can't believe it.

"He's still a child after all." The three old guys who had lived for hundreds of years secretly sighed in their hearts. They couldn't bear to entrust such a heavy responsibility to a young man who was not yet 30 years old, but the reality is so cruel. There are too many variables for them to choose.

"Since I came to this world, I will not evade my responsibilities. The three are the people I respect the most. Tell me what I should do." Xu Tian said forcefully.

The three of them were relieved, and Selsey waved his hand, "Don't worry, first of all, you should first understand how the world was formed, understand the cause and effect before making a decision, Lao Lei, you have the most say in this matter, you are the Supreme Creator The lineage of the world gods. This history is the one you know best."

"Actually, it's nothing. The God of Creation is not omnipotent. He is also a person with flesh and blood and flaws." Layton bitterly told a piece of history.

This version is completely different from the version speculated by the base, and it is a very bloody story.

According to Dr. Einstein's analysis, the aborigines on this planet are the Mother Goddess, the World Tree, a sacred tree that connects the heavens and the earth. A mythical world with countless god residences, and the Supreme God is a member of the interstellar civilization with extremely advanced technology. He drove a spaceship (the king of the gods and beasts of the seals of the scarlet fortress) to this planet, and found a lot of precious resources. Exploitation , As a result, the battle of the gods was triggered, and the gods were defeated. As a result, the mother god and the mother god were inseparable. After tens of thousands of years of development, human beings gradually became stronger, and all races were defeated. The Supreme God sealed the World Tree and won the final victory. Then he sealed the gods for unknown reasons. As a result, the gods broke the seal thousands of years ago and wanted to destroy the human race. The king has hidden the secret hand of the Supreme God to protect the human race. As a result, the human race was born and the true god Lei Shen slaughtered the gods, opened the era of the meteor god, and finally sealed all the tribes of the survivors.As a result, the Mother Goddess was revived hundreds of years later, which triggered the secret tricks left by the supreme god who knew that she was defeated as early as the age of the gods, and used various subtle means to influence the human bloodline, allowing various races and human beings to combine to produce various bloodlines. The human lineage became no longer pure, and eventually destroyed the human race created by the Supreme God and became the true master of the planet.

On the whole, [-] to [-]% are in line with history. After all, even if Dr. Einstein’s wisdom is inferred from the incomplete records collected by tens of thousands of years of history, these are already very powerful, but the old man has not been influenced by Internet culture. The power is not bold enough, and the real history has not been speculated. The real history is the history that is outrageous in a time and space that is fantasy, unscientific and technologically close to monsters.

It turns out that the Supreme God and the Mother God are members of the two high-level civilization races in the universe. Due to the expansion of the parallel universe of the galaxy, a race war was triggered. As a result, the mythical civilization of the Mother God family lost to the technological civilization. The Supreme God was responsible for the hunt, but on the way the Supreme God fell in love with the Mother Goddess. The Mother Goddess took advantage of this to escape the hunt and took root in a low-level universe to breed a new mythical civilization and continue the development of the race. In order to prevent technological culture from discovering In her tracks, the Mother Goddess incarnated into the tree of the world, and became the core of the planet, supervising and imprisoning all race members so that they could not leave the planet.

Then I don’t know why the Supreme God is not a vegetarian. He left a mark on the Mother God to track him, and he was not angry. He just wanted the Mother God to agree to marry him. The Mother God did not agree. The Supreme God pursued and waited for tens of thousands of years. , The middle two are boring, so I bet to recruit relatives, and began to compete. The mother god used the power of mythology to give birth to the gods, and the supreme god relied on technological civilization to be invincible. The enemy, and then the Supreme God refused to accept it, so he cloned himself to create a human race and confronted the gods, tens of thousands of years, regardless of the outcome, and then maybe both were tired of playing, the Supreme God was bored, or for some other reason, he didn’t want to play It's time to leave, to be foolish, to seal the gods and mothers before leaving, and leave your own human race to rule the planet.

Unexpectedly, the good days of the human race did not last long, the gods broke out, and the human race was defeated, because the supreme god left his spaceship behind, and the human race contacted the supreme god again, so he sent a supreme god to send a clone Come here, kill all the gods, seal all the races and leave, and human beings will run rampant for another thousand years.

Then the old magic stick Kitz opened the treasure box that sealed the Supreme God's hand, got the guidance of fate, comprehended the great prophecy and the great prayer, and predicted that human beings were in danger of perishing, so he prayed and prayed. Unexpectedly, it was true I got in touch with the Supreme God, but the Supreme God is busy, and it may be troublesome to come here, so I just found an unlucky guy (that is, Xu Tian) in other parallel universes and gave him the ability to summon a first-level civilization in the technological civilization to build production , using the Red Alert game on the laptop when it was struck by lightning as a model to build the Red Alert plane, which is similar to the environment of the earth, and used it as a summoning time and space, so the two old men thought that the leader of the Holy Land, a giant human being, was inappropriate, and ran to the place without any business. Boundary Xiaocheng, wait and wait, really waited for himself, and then in less than ten years, the world has become like this, of course he has an obligation to end this situation.

Combined with Layton's implicit narration, Xu Tian strangely analyzed the whole absurd story with his own malicious ideas.

"I'm going, is this still a myth? It's too nonsense. It seems that the reason why a myth is a myth is because it is nonsense." Xu Tian pointed at the sky and cursed, "Supreme God, you old bastard, you old immortal, Can you take some responsibility, just throw me away like this, give me the ability to summon the red police and leave it alone, is this the end of the story, you want to kill me, why don’t you summon StarCraft, Summon Warcraft, Summon Gold ( Yong) Gu (Gu Long) Huang (Huang Yi) and the like, or summoning something else, what does that mean, is this fun..."

Before he could finish speaking, there was a loud noise in the sky, and a bolt of lightning as thick as a bucket struck Xu Tian's body heavily, causing smoke all over his body, his face to be black, and smoke from his head.

Kidz, Layton, and Selsey were suddenly dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)