My system installation failed
Chapter 1 Hello [1 more]
Chapter 1 Hi! 【One more】
"Hey, another waste of writing a book, it seems that I am not suitable for this bowl of rice." Li Yu looked at the phone screen, chatting with the editor, and sighed.
"It's already the third book, and the previous savings are almost used up. It seems that it's time to go out and move bricks."
"Ding, the detection host meets the system-bound physique, the strongest lucky system in the Ten Thousand Realms..."
"Illusion, it must be some kind of hallucination, even writing a novel is a hallucination, it seems..."
"The installation mode was interrupted, the system installation failed, the reverse installation of the system started, and the most unlucky system in Wanjie was bound!"
"The bad luck system? What the hell? Does this mean that I'm not unlucky enough this year?"
"The binding of the bad luck system is complete."
"Name: Li Yu!"
"Bad luck value: 0 points!"
With the last prompt from the system, the system binding is also completed.
For a senior writer of bone-scum-level novels, the system is no stranger.No matter what system is good, it belongs to the standard configuration of the protagonist.
"Since we have a system, I'm sorry everyone! I, Li Yu, will start showing off today."
"System gift package: A wave of bad luck has been detected for the host, and the system will give you 100 bad luck points. Please be careful with the host."
"10"
"9"
"8"
"7"
……
"What, before I even started the show, there was a wave of bad luck. What's the situation? The host expressed his rejection of this big gift package."
"1"
"0"
It is impossible for the system to be diverted by Li Yu's will.
After the countdown ended, Li Yu found that nothing seemed to happen.
"Ding!"
A text message came from the mobile phone. Li Yu opened the text message and saw that his hands were shaking.
This is a bank text message, Li Yu's bank card was taken away 2000.Li Yu was sitting at home, obviously it was impossible for Li Yu to withdraw money, so there was only one possibility, the bank card was stolen.
This is really a big wave of bad luck.
"Call the police! You must call the police."
Li Yu thought of some cases of fraudulent brushing on the Internet, and prepared to call the police, and then went downstairs to withdraw money and keep it as a voucher.
But just as he was about to call the police, Li Yu's hand stopped.
"No, I'm the protagonist with a system now, and I have to use the system. Anyway, I can do this within 15 minutes. I'll study the system first."
"The system gave 100 bad luck points. As the name suggests, this thing is to make me or others unlucky."
After bowing his head and thinking for a while, Li Yu decisively thought of a showy operation.
"These fraudulent gangs will definitely divert the money layer by layer at the first time, but in the end it will be pooled into a general account. If I let them enter the general account as mine, wouldn't it be all right?"
"I'm such a genius. The bad luck system works well too."
"Wait, I don't know how unlucky it is for the other party to enter the account number as mine?"
"1%"
As soon as Li Yu thought of it, the system gave the answer directly.
"Fuck, the system can still be used like this."
"100 points means 100%, so I give it a 99 points and it's ok. Keep a little for fear that I will be proud."
After raising the bad luck value, Li Yu also decisively called the bank and changed his bank card password, but he did not report the loss of his bank card.
At this time, a man in black who was operating an ATM machine saw that his copy card was invalid and his password had been changed, he smiled contemptuously and said, "Silly X, what did you think about, now you just have to change your password. change Password."
"Ding!"
"Your bank card ending in 4561 has an income (inter-bank remittance) of 5000 yuan and a balance of 5000.76 yuan."
"Your bank card ending in 4561 has an income (inter-bank remittance) of 3000 yuan and a balance of 8000.76 yuan."
"you……"
Li Yu changed the password and received 5 text messages within 5 minutes.All are text messages for inter-bank remittances.
"These people really make a lot of money. Now I'm going downstairs to find the police uncle. I can't keep any money except my own. After all, I'm a systematic person. How could I covet such a small gain? .”
Bringing his little system partner along, Li Yu went downstairs happily.
The police station is not far from my home.
Li Yu extravagantly took a taxi and went directly to the police station.
At this time, within the fraudulent brushing group, a group of people have completely panicked.
Because they got the total card number wrong and directly entered it into a bank card that should have been stolen.
"Old Wang, are you still in the bank?" The person in charge quickly contacted the person in charge of stealing Li Yu's card.
"As soon as I came out, that idiot's money has been taken away, leaving only 7 cents."
"Old Wang, go back quickly and take out all the remaining money in it. We just got the card number wrong, and now all the money from the sub-card has been transferred to his card."
After hearing what the contact person said, Lao Wang thought of a problem as soon as he returned.
"He changed the password, and now I don't know what the password is."
"What the hell should I do?" The person in charge of the contact also swears. This matter is not a trivial matter. If he fails, he will die miserably.
"Change the routine, pretend to be the public, procuratorate, or law, and fool him." Lao Wang said to the contact person.
"Okay, that's the only way to do it."
The contact person also immediately arranged for someone to call Li Yu.
"Comrade Li Yu, we have received your report that your bank card was stolen. In order to verify the security of your card, we have just transferred 1023456.98 to your card. You should immediately follow our instructions..."
Li Yu, who received the call, said lazily: "Cheaters, can you take some time off? In order to verify the security, will your family transfer money in small and large amounts? If you enter the wrong card number, it will be said that you entered the wrong card number. Don't make it useless." of."
The other end of the phone obviously took two deep breaths, and then said: "My friend, we think it's unlucky, you keep one hundred thousand, and call us back the rest, or we will make you look good."
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +555"
Before Li Yu could speak, he saw such a record.
Then Li Yu was happy, bad luck is a good thing.
"You want me to look good, are you a plastic surgery hospital?"
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +666"
"Don't talk nonsense and earn it back quickly, otherwise you will die without a whole body."
"Uncle policeman, they are starting to threaten me, don't you care?" Li Yu held the phone and said to the policeman who was holding back a smile.
"Never mind, we will definitely guarantee the property and personal safety of the people. We have locked their location, and the nearby colleagues have already dispatched the police, and none of them can escape." The police said righteously.
The scam contact on the other end of the phone sneered directly after hearing this, and said, "The acting is quite similar, why don't you bring your buddy to join us, and I'll give you both a monthly salary of [-]."
"boom!"
There was a sound of the door being kicked open on the phone, followed by a loud 'hold' sound.
"How dare you call the police."
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +888"
"Comrade Li Yu, thank you for calling the police."
"Are the police and civilians a family? I will transfer all the money in the bank card to you except my own money." Li Yu said.
"Okay, I'll arrange it now."
After coming out of the police station, Li Yu felt that the sun was bright.
"At this time, I should really recite a poem. Hey, I feel that my life has reached its peak, and I feel that my life has reached its climax."
Walking home, Li Yu looked at the lottery shop downstairs, thinking about his bad luck system, how to operate this kind of thing that depends entirely on luck.
"Little brother, you can't get out of the door if you are lucky. If you come in and test twice, maybe your luck will come?" The owner of the lottery shop saw Li Yu standing still at the door, so he also took the initiative to recruit Li Yu.
Li Yu looked at the smiling boss and said, "Lucky is impossible for me, I have a bunch of bad luck, do you want it?"
The owner of the lottery shop smiled even more happily, and said: "Young man, things are always reversed. You may have reached the bottom of your bad luck. If you come in, you may turn around all of a sudden. It doesn't cost money to come in?"
Li Yu didn't think too much, and went in directly.
When the boss saw Li Yu coming in, the smile on his face became even brighter.
Although what he just said is correct, the fact is that not everyone has a chance to fight back. In fact, most people have no bottom at all when they are unlucky.
And to him, this kind of person is a free commission.
He believed that with his perfect tongue and Li Yu's bad luck, he would be able to empty Li Yu's wallet.
"What works the fastest?" Li Yu asked after scanning around.
"Scratch music, this thing is the fastest. The lottery will be drawn on the spot, and the prize will be redeemed on the spot. There will also be a grand prize, with a maximum prize of 25." The boss directly took out a few boxes and said to Li Yu.
Li Yu looked at several boxes of scratch toys, then at the smiling boss, and asked the system directly.
"What is my bad luck if I don't win the lottery today?"
100%
"This shit means that you will definitely not win the lottery."
"But let's forget it like this? As a systematic person, how could he just admit defeat like this? Let's get going!"
"If I choose this one, what is the bad luck that the boss will hate me?"
0%
Seeing this 0%, Li Yu decisively threw it down.
"If I choose this one, what is the bad luck that the boss will be furious?"
0%
It took Li Yu a full 10 minutes to go through the experiments one by one, and he got tired of the boss.
"When you meet here, you buy a lottery ticket to rush. Don't change the one you choose. If you change the prize, you will slip away."
Li Yu smiled and said, "I have limited funds, so I dare not choose randomly."
After choosing for a while, Li Yu picked out one and said, "Give me this one."
"Only one?" the boss asked.
Li Yu nodded and said, "Did I say that my funds are limited?"
While talking, Li Yu took out two one-dollar bills and gave them to the boss.
The boss rolled his eyes and didn't bother to talk to Li Yu anymore.
Seeing Li Yu tossing and tossing for so long, it only cost two yuan.
Li Yu ignored the boss and started scratching the prize directly.
After scraping it off, Li Yu compared it, and then said to the boss with satisfaction, "Boss, come and see, does this mean you won [-] yuan?"
"What!"
The boss was dumbfounded after hearing Li Yu's words. Not only Li Yu, but everyone else in the lottery shop also looked over.
The boss hurried over, glanced at Li Yu's lottery ticket, and then said disdainfully, "The first one of [-] is a snake, not a dragon. Yours is a dragon, so it can't be [-]."
When everyone heard what the boss said, they all showed contempt.
"Is this crazy about wanting to win the lottery?"
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Tao +1"
"The bad luck value contributed by Li Gang +9"
"The bad luck value contributed by Sun Yuncai +20"
Li Yu was also very happy to see that the bad luck value was added to the account again.
After Li Yu let out an 'oh', he said, "If you don't tell me, I really don't know it's a dragon. I think it's a snake when I'm so small. If you say that, I should win 5!"
"What! 5!"
This time, the boss and the people around him gathered around again.
The boss looked at the lottery tickets in Li Yu's hand and compared them one by one. Every time he compared them, there was a layer of sweat on the boss's forehead. After checking twice, Zhang Jincai finally confirmed that Li Yu's ticket was not fifty thousand, but a hundred thousand. .
"What, one hundred thousand!"
Hearing the boss's words, everyone's adrenaline was crazily secreted.
Li Yu took a look and found that the last one was also a dragon, so it was one hundred thousand.
"One hundred thousand! It's really one hundred thousand! I want to know that there are one hundred thousand in it, and I bought all of these!"
Not to mention the onlookers, if Zhang Jincai knew that there were [-] of the money he bought, he would definitely scratch it off himself.
Zhang Jincai doesn't look down on opening a lottery shop, but he is also a lottery player himself.It's just that Zhang Jincai rarely wins a lottery. He has never seen a prize of over 10 yuan since he opened a lottery shop, but now he sees a [-] prize at a glance!
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Jincai +99"
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Tao +199"
"From..."
"Where to redeem the prize?"
"Lottery center." Zhang Jincai said dully.
Li Yu took the lottery ticket that Zhang Jincai was reluctant to part with, and then left the lottery station directly under the envious, jealous, and very hateful eyes of everyone.
This is a supernatural, relaxed, funny, and dedicated article about goddesses.If you think the previous routines, those who want to see the supernatural can skip the previous ones and start watching from chapter 20.If you don't laugh after reading a few chapters, please slap me in the face!
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, another waste of writing a book, it seems that I am not suitable for this bowl of rice." Li Yu looked at the phone screen, chatting with the editor, and sighed.
"It's already the third book, and the previous savings are almost used up. It seems that it's time to go out and move bricks."
"Ding, the detection host meets the system-bound physique, the strongest lucky system in the Ten Thousand Realms..."
"Illusion, it must be some kind of hallucination, even writing a novel is a hallucination, it seems..."
"The installation mode was interrupted, the system installation failed, the reverse installation of the system started, and the most unlucky system in Wanjie was bound!"
"The bad luck system? What the hell? Does this mean that I'm not unlucky enough this year?"
"The binding of the bad luck system is complete."
"Name: Li Yu!"
"Bad luck value: 0 points!"
With the last prompt from the system, the system binding is also completed.
For a senior writer of bone-scum-level novels, the system is no stranger.No matter what system is good, it belongs to the standard configuration of the protagonist.
"Since we have a system, I'm sorry everyone! I, Li Yu, will start showing off today."
"System gift package: A wave of bad luck has been detected for the host, and the system will give you 100 bad luck points. Please be careful with the host."
"10"
"9"
"8"
"7"
……
"What, before I even started the show, there was a wave of bad luck. What's the situation? The host expressed his rejection of this big gift package."
"1"
"0"
It is impossible for the system to be diverted by Li Yu's will.
After the countdown ended, Li Yu found that nothing seemed to happen.
"Ding!"
A text message came from the mobile phone. Li Yu opened the text message and saw that his hands were shaking.
This is a bank text message, Li Yu's bank card was taken away 2000.Li Yu was sitting at home, obviously it was impossible for Li Yu to withdraw money, so there was only one possibility, the bank card was stolen.
This is really a big wave of bad luck.
"Call the police! You must call the police."
Li Yu thought of some cases of fraudulent brushing on the Internet, and prepared to call the police, and then went downstairs to withdraw money and keep it as a voucher.
But just as he was about to call the police, Li Yu's hand stopped.
"No, I'm the protagonist with a system now, and I have to use the system. Anyway, I can do this within 15 minutes. I'll study the system first."
"The system gave 100 bad luck points. As the name suggests, this thing is to make me or others unlucky."
After bowing his head and thinking for a while, Li Yu decisively thought of a showy operation.
"These fraudulent gangs will definitely divert the money layer by layer at the first time, but in the end it will be pooled into a general account. If I let them enter the general account as mine, wouldn't it be all right?"
"I'm such a genius. The bad luck system works well too."
"Wait, I don't know how unlucky it is for the other party to enter the account number as mine?"
"1%"
As soon as Li Yu thought of it, the system gave the answer directly.
"Fuck, the system can still be used like this."
"100 points means 100%, so I give it a 99 points and it's ok. Keep a little for fear that I will be proud."
After raising the bad luck value, Li Yu also decisively called the bank and changed his bank card password, but he did not report the loss of his bank card.
At this time, a man in black who was operating an ATM machine saw that his copy card was invalid and his password had been changed, he smiled contemptuously and said, "Silly X, what did you think about, now you just have to change your password. change Password."
"Ding!"
"Your bank card ending in 4561 has an income (inter-bank remittance) of 5000 yuan and a balance of 5000.76 yuan."
"Your bank card ending in 4561 has an income (inter-bank remittance) of 3000 yuan and a balance of 8000.76 yuan."
"you……"
Li Yu changed the password and received 5 text messages within 5 minutes.All are text messages for inter-bank remittances.
"These people really make a lot of money. Now I'm going downstairs to find the police uncle. I can't keep any money except my own. After all, I'm a systematic person. How could I covet such a small gain? .”
Bringing his little system partner along, Li Yu went downstairs happily.
The police station is not far from my home.
Li Yu extravagantly took a taxi and went directly to the police station.
At this time, within the fraudulent brushing group, a group of people have completely panicked.
Because they got the total card number wrong and directly entered it into a bank card that should have been stolen.
"Old Wang, are you still in the bank?" The person in charge quickly contacted the person in charge of stealing Li Yu's card.
"As soon as I came out, that idiot's money has been taken away, leaving only 7 cents."
"Old Wang, go back quickly and take out all the remaining money in it. We just got the card number wrong, and now all the money from the sub-card has been transferred to his card."
After hearing what the contact person said, Lao Wang thought of a problem as soon as he returned.
"He changed the password, and now I don't know what the password is."
"What the hell should I do?" The person in charge of the contact also swears. This matter is not a trivial matter. If he fails, he will die miserably.
"Change the routine, pretend to be the public, procuratorate, or law, and fool him." Lao Wang said to the contact person.
"Okay, that's the only way to do it."
The contact person also immediately arranged for someone to call Li Yu.
"Comrade Li Yu, we have received your report that your bank card was stolen. In order to verify the security of your card, we have just transferred 1023456.98 to your card. You should immediately follow our instructions..."
Li Yu, who received the call, said lazily: "Cheaters, can you take some time off? In order to verify the security, will your family transfer money in small and large amounts? If you enter the wrong card number, it will be said that you entered the wrong card number. Don't make it useless." of."
The other end of the phone obviously took two deep breaths, and then said: "My friend, we think it's unlucky, you keep one hundred thousand, and call us back the rest, or we will make you look good."
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +555"
Before Li Yu could speak, he saw such a record.
Then Li Yu was happy, bad luck is a good thing.
"You want me to look good, are you a plastic surgery hospital?"
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +666"
"Don't talk nonsense and earn it back quickly, otherwise you will die without a whole body."
"Uncle policeman, they are starting to threaten me, don't you care?" Li Yu held the phone and said to the policeman who was holding back a smile.
"Never mind, we will definitely guarantee the property and personal safety of the people. We have locked their location, and the nearby colleagues have already dispatched the police, and none of them can escape." The police said righteously.
The scam contact on the other end of the phone sneered directly after hearing this, and said, "The acting is quite similar, why don't you bring your buddy to join us, and I'll give you both a monthly salary of [-]."
"boom!"
There was a sound of the door being kicked open on the phone, followed by a loud 'hold' sound.
"How dare you call the police."
"Bad luck value contributed by scam contacts +888"
"Comrade Li Yu, thank you for calling the police."
"Are the police and civilians a family? I will transfer all the money in the bank card to you except my own money." Li Yu said.
"Okay, I'll arrange it now."
After coming out of the police station, Li Yu felt that the sun was bright.
"At this time, I should really recite a poem. Hey, I feel that my life has reached its peak, and I feel that my life has reached its climax."
Walking home, Li Yu looked at the lottery shop downstairs, thinking about his bad luck system, how to operate this kind of thing that depends entirely on luck.
"Little brother, you can't get out of the door if you are lucky. If you come in and test twice, maybe your luck will come?" The owner of the lottery shop saw Li Yu standing still at the door, so he also took the initiative to recruit Li Yu.
Li Yu looked at the smiling boss and said, "Lucky is impossible for me, I have a bunch of bad luck, do you want it?"
The owner of the lottery shop smiled even more happily, and said: "Young man, things are always reversed. You may have reached the bottom of your bad luck. If you come in, you may turn around all of a sudden. It doesn't cost money to come in?"
Li Yu didn't think too much, and went in directly.
When the boss saw Li Yu coming in, the smile on his face became even brighter.
Although what he just said is correct, the fact is that not everyone has a chance to fight back. In fact, most people have no bottom at all when they are unlucky.
And to him, this kind of person is a free commission.
He believed that with his perfect tongue and Li Yu's bad luck, he would be able to empty Li Yu's wallet.
"What works the fastest?" Li Yu asked after scanning around.
"Scratch music, this thing is the fastest. The lottery will be drawn on the spot, and the prize will be redeemed on the spot. There will also be a grand prize, with a maximum prize of 25." The boss directly took out a few boxes and said to Li Yu.
Li Yu looked at several boxes of scratch toys, then at the smiling boss, and asked the system directly.
"What is my bad luck if I don't win the lottery today?"
100%
"This shit means that you will definitely not win the lottery."
"But let's forget it like this? As a systematic person, how could he just admit defeat like this? Let's get going!"
"If I choose this one, what is the bad luck that the boss will hate me?"
0%
Seeing this 0%, Li Yu decisively threw it down.
"If I choose this one, what is the bad luck that the boss will be furious?"
0%
It took Li Yu a full 10 minutes to go through the experiments one by one, and he got tired of the boss.
"When you meet here, you buy a lottery ticket to rush. Don't change the one you choose. If you change the prize, you will slip away."
Li Yu smiled and said, "I have limited funds, so I dare not choose randomly."
After choosing for a while, Li Yu picked out one and said, "Give me this one."
"Only one?" the boss asked.
Li Yu nodded and said, "Did I say that my funds are limited?"
While talking, Li Yu took out two one-dollar bills and gave them to the boss.
The boss rolled his eyes and didn't bother to talk to Li Yu anymore.
Seeing Li Yu tossing and tossing for so long, it only cost two yuan.
Li Yu ignored the boss and started scratching the prize directly.
After scraping it off, Li Yu compared it, and then said to the boss with satisfaction, "Boss, come and see, does this mean you won [-] yuan?"
"What!"
The boss was dumbfounded after hearing Li Yu's words. Not only Li Yu, but everyone else in the lottery shop also looked over.
The boss hurried over, glanced at Li Yu's lottery ticket, and then said disdainfully, "The first one of [-] is a snake, not a dragon. Yours is a dragon, so it can't be [-]."
When everyone heard what the boss said, they all showed contempt.
"Is this crazy about wanting to win the lottery?"
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Tao +1"
"The bad luck value contributed by Li Gang +9"
"The bad luck value contributed by Sun Yuncai +20"
Li Yu was also very happy to see that the bad luck value was added to the account again.
After Li Yu let out an 'oh', he said, "If you don't tell me, I really don't know it's a dragon. I think it's a snake when I'm so small. If you say that, I should win 5!"
"What! 5!"
This time, the boss and the people around him gathered around again.
The boss looked at the lottery tickets in Li Yu's hand and compared them one by one. Every time he compared them, there was a layer of sweat on the boss's forehead. After checking twice, Zhang Jincai finally confirmed that Li Yu's ticket was not fifty thousand, but a hundred thousand. .
"What, one hundred thousand!"
Hearing the boss's words, everyone's adrenaline was crazily secreted.
Li Yu took a look and found that the last one was also a dragon, so it was one hundred thousand.
"One hundred thousand! It's really one hundred thousand! I want to know that there are one hundred thousand in it, and I bought all of these!"
Not to mention the onlookers, if Zhang Jincai knew that there were [-] of the money he bought, he would definitely scratch it off himself.
Zhang Jincai doesn't look down on opening a lottery shop, but he is also a lottery player himself.It's just that Zhang Jincai rarely wins a lottery. He has never seen a prize of over 10 yuan since he opened a lottery shop, but now he sees a [-] prize at a glance!
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Jincai +99"
"The bad luck value contributed by Zhang Tao +199"
"From..."
"Where to redeem the prize?"
"Lottery center." Zhang Jincai said dully.
Li Yu took the lottery ticket that Zhang Jincai was reluctant to part with, and then left the lottery station directly under the envious, jealous, and very hateful eyes of everyone.
This is a supernatural, relaxed, funny, and dedicated article about goddesses.If you think the previous routines, those who want to see the supernatural can skip the previous ones and start watching from chapter 20.If you don't laugh after reading a few chapters, please slap me in the face!
(End of this chapter)
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