When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 94 Is Nine-Year Compulsory Education Wasted!

Ma Xun knew that he couldn't hide this time, so he turned his head to look at Zhao Xingchen with a sore face.

Seeing this, Zhao Xingchen couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum, and begged Gu Xiaotian with a bitter face: "Young Master Gu, Ma Xun and I are innocent, you should let him kiss someone else!"

"Who do you want him to kiss? Kiss me with facial paralysis?" Gu Xiaotian raised his head and reprimanded, "That's fine! If Ma Xun has the ability, come here! This young master will also give you a chance."

"Don't, don't, don't..." Ma Xun shrank his neck in fright. Being able to kiss Shen Yuelan is indeed a more glamorous thing, but this is completely desperate!Even if Gu Xiaotian dared to treat her like that just now, someone else would have to think about how to live in school in the future.

"Hmph! My young master didn't ask for a replacement just now. You dare to mention this condition. If you were replaced by Xuexue just now, I would definitely kiss you without saying a word." Gu Xiaotian snorted softly.

"..." Ma Xun sneered a bit, kissing He Lanxue still use Lao Tzu's authorization?I only let you kiss her unless I'm sick!

"Hurry up, both of you! Why don't you just do it before me! As the saying goes, a gentleman speaks but doesn't move, and I'll let you two be gentlemen once again, why don't you hurry up and thank me!" Gu Xiaotian said loudly.

Hearing this, Zhao Xingchen knew that there was no escape, so he smiled dryly at Ma Xun: "Kiss...you can kiss me, but I have a request."

"What... what request?" Ma Xun also laughed dryly, and the two of them were fighting with their tongues.

"Don't...don't stick out your tongue."

"..." Ma Xun's face froze suddenly: "Are you sick?"

"...I'm ready." Zhao Xingchen pursed his lips, wishing he could squeeze his entire lips in.

"Ahem! Come on!"

Ma Xun also pursed his lips, then closed his eyes, and pressed it to Zhao Xingchen's head...

"Hahaha... kissed, I will time you." Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly: "1, 2, 2.5, 2.9, 2.99, 2.999..."

Both He Lanxue and Shen Yuelan couldn't help laughing with their mouths tight. The picture was so beautiful that they dared not look at it.

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a five-star nerve event and gaining 5 attribute points. There are currently 34 points left for attributes that have not been added.

Hearing the prompt from the system, Gu Xiaotian stopped counting immediately, and felt a little puzzled in his heart. Before he kissed He Lanxue, it was a four-star trigger, but now these two people have actually triggered a five-star. Could it be... Because of the male-male relationship?
Gu Xiaotian couldn't figure it out, so he could only put this matter behind him, but he felt that this was the reason.

"Pfft..." The two turned their heads away at the same time, grabbed the tissue and began to wipe their mouths vigorously: "Young Master Gu, if you shout like this, you won't be able to reach 3 anytime soon!"

"Hahaha... this young master is just making a joke for you guys, it's all right." After teasing these two guys, Gu Xiaotian seemed very happy: "But you two are too exaggerated, just two pieces of fat stickers They are just together, and they didn’t even stick out their tongues. As for wiping them like this? Drink some water, rinse your lips, and then swallow it.”

The two looked stiff: "..."

Being teased by Gu Xiaotian like this, Ma Xun was obviously very angry, he threw the dice on the table and said: "Young Master Gu, let's play again."

At this time, the staff had already come behind and began to remove the fruit plate and dessert from the table, ready to serve the main course.

Ma Xun didn't care about these things, and when he saw that the dice actually stopped on 1 at the end, he immediately laughed smugly. When he was about to punish Gu Xiaotian, he saw that Gu Xiaotian had quickly reached out and grabbed the dice away.

"Didn't you see that dinner is about to be served? Why are you still playing!" Gu Xiaotian taught righteously: "Are you disrespecting the service staff? I don't understand. How can our school train You are such an impolite student! Did your nine years of compulsory education go to waste!"

"..." Ma Xun was stunned by Gu Xiaotian's words that seemed reasonable but were actually nonsense, and he didn't know how to refute Gu Xiaotian for a while.

"Return the dice to you." Gu Xiaotian threw the dice to Shen Yuelan, then turned his head and smiled at everyone with satisfaction: "In order to celebrate the complete success of our "Truth or Dare" game this time, I suggest that everyone encourage each other by having sex .”

What the hell is it all together... Everyone felt chills.

Gu Xiaotian didn't care about their expressions, he laughed and clapped his hands to himself: "Papapa..."

Seeing this, everyone laughed and agreed, except Ma Xun and Zhao Xingchen, who wanted to laugh but couldn't, and felt a little inappropriate if they didn't, so the expressions on their faces were wonderful.

After the desserts were withdrawn, the main course came up one by one.

"Young Master Gu, do you want to drink?" Liu Yuan asked with a smile.

"Small facial paralysis is on her birthday, so she must drink it! But I won't drink it after Xuexue's birthday." Gu Xiaotian laughed.

"Why don't you drink it after my birthday?" He Lanxue was a little puzzled.

Gu Xiaotian looked at her seriously: "Because you drink too much, some things are inconvenient to do, you understand."

"..." Helan Xueergen felt hot all of a sudden.

"Come on, I'll serve Gu Shaoman." Liu Yuan smiled and stood up, pouring a full glass of red wine for Gu Xiaotian.

"Xiao Tian, ​​try to drink as little as possible." He Lanxue persuaded in a low voice.

Gu Xiaotian shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, we don't need to do anything today."

He Lanxue: "..."

After three rounds of drinking, Gu Xiaotian felt that his head was a bit big, and he was a little confused. He used to drink more than this, and then he thought about it carefully, and then he realized what was going on...

Because this body is not his now, he dare not drink any more right now.

While eating, Gu Xiaotian suddenly saw Ma Xun's head close to Zhao Xingchen's ear talking.

Gu Xiaotian was puzzled for a moment, thinking that these two guys are planning to find a friend of the opposite sex to do healthy exercises after eating?
So he concentrated on finding out what the two guys were talking about.

"I will use this small half glass to toast Gu Xiaotian later, and you will deliberately say that I have too little wine, which is unfair to Gu Xiaotian. With this guy's temper, he will definitely ask me to change the glass, and he will hit me. It's over." This was Ma Xun's voice.

"Okay." Zhao Xingchen nodded, and asked in a low voice: "But Ma Xun, don't overplay this medicine, or we won't be able to close the game."

"Don't worry, this medicine is only effective for 10 minutes, and it's not very overbearing. It will only make him touch the people next to him and do some outrageous actions. Even if he doesn't purify the fire, the medicine will disappear in about 10 minutes."

"You don't have to worry about others finding out that you drugged him!"

"You're overthinking this, anyway, Gu Xiaotian has mental problems, and he has drunk a lot of alcohol now, even if he makes some outrageous actions, others will think it is alcohol and his mental problems, and they will not suspect anything. "

"It's true... MD dares to treat us both like this, he must suffer a bit too!"

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Ps: Thanks to: Wishing Changle and Weiyang, Jinhong, Shuangwen Lovers, Moon Sister on the Sea, Nothingness or Misty, Humorous Fool, Remnant Cicadas Gradually Extinct, Falling in Love with Outlines, Upright and Cute, Mo Xi Nai He Xi, Wuxinbu Regretful reward.

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