When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 86 My Funeral Parlor Lets You Call, So You Show Me This?

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a five-star nerve event and gaining 5 attribute points. There are currently 26 points left for attributes that have not been added.

Gu Xiaotian had just run two steps, when he suddenly heard a voice from the system, he suddenly looked confused and didn't know what happened, but his footsteps moved faster.

When Fei Fei and Gu Xiaotian were running up the mountain, they suddenly saw a snow-white cat rushing down, as if frightened by something, but the cat's speed was not fast, at least not as sharp as a normal cat's movements.

Fei Fei couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, but he subconsciously rushed up and grabbed the cat in his hand, and then he found that the cat seemed to be sick and in a sluggish state.

"Fuck! Gu Zhe, you coward, you are not scared by this wild cat! Why are you so timid!" Gu Xiaotian ran to Gu Zhe and shouted angrily: "My funeral parlor has been called, so why don't you Show me this?"

"..." Gu Zhe circled around for a moment, then yelled bitterly: "Of course it's not this wild cat, it's those two people!"

As Gu Zhe said, he pointed to the direction down the mountain with his finger. They looked in the direction he pointed, and sure enough, they saw two people running down the mountain in a panic.

"These two people were chasing this wild cat, who knew that the wild cat ran towards me, and then...these two people also rushed over, the uncle scared me to death!"

Hearing Gu Zhe's explanation, Gu Xiaotian finally understood what happened, and then asked: "These two people came to hunt on the mountain, right?"

"It's possible!" Gu Zhe said angrily, "MD scared me to death!"

"I'll go after them!" As soon as Fei Fei finished speaking, he sprinted out like a cunning rabbit.

"Don't chase Fei Fei." Gu Xiaotian hurriedly called out, pointing to a large area of ​​simple houses at the foot of the mountain, "Look at them, they must be farmers at the foot of the mountain, they are all poor people, we don't need to kill them all, they just catch them A few small animals? You can still catch them and beat them up."

Hearing this, Fei Fei stopped and retreated.

Gu Xiaotian glanced sideways at Shen Yuelan: "Little facial paralysis, what do you think?"

"Ah... oh, I have no objection either." Shen Yuelan couldn't help but said in a daze.

In Shen Yuelan's impression, once Gu Xiaotian encountered such a thing, he would definitely stalk him to the end with a sense of justice, but he didn't expect this guy to have a reasonable side.

"That...can you guys avoid it for a while?" Gu Zhe huddled at the side and muttered with a bitter face.

"What's the matter, haven't you finished?" Gu Xiaotian asked with a frown.

"No..." Gu Zhe shook his head: "I haven't finished wiping yet."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Gu Xiaotian laughed unceremoniously: "Did you not wipe it clean or did you not wipe it at all?"

Gu Zhe's face was already flushed red: "No...not wiped."

Hearing this, He Lanxue and Shen Yuelan didn't want to stay here any longer, they held back their smiles and turned their heads to walk down the mountain, Fei Fei also followed.

Seeing this, Gu Zhe hurriedly held his face and explained loudly: "I didn't react to the situation either! Just now those two people rushed towards me, scaring me so much that I pulled up my pants and ran away. I don't have time to care about this." Ah, but they both ran away in fright when they saw me, and they didn't even dare to chase the wild cats, so they must have a guilty conscience."

"Okay, okay, you should deal with it quickly!" Thinking of Gu Zhe's current situation, Gu Xiaotian was both disgusted and funny, turned around and followed Fei Fei's footsteps.

Now he finally understood what the five-star mission was referring to just now. It turned out that this guy didn't wipe his ass.

However, Gu Xiaotian was a little puzzled. Gu Zhe's diarrhea didn't seem to have anything to do with him. How could he trigger the mission!

Thinking of this, Gu Xiaotian immediately shouted in his heart: "Bingling, come out."

"Say."

"If I remember correctly, the premise of triggering the mission event should be that this matter must be caused by me?" Gu Xiaotian didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with Bingling, after all, there are so many people around him!

"That's right, or you must be involved in this matter. If there is no such rule, then people all over the world would be able to trigger the mission for you. How is this possible?" Bing Ling said indifferently.

"But this incident just now has nothing to do with me!" Gu Xiaotian felt that he had said something wrong when he said this, what if the system really considers this incident as irrelevant to him and takes back the attribute points? ?
"Eh..." Thinking of this, Gu Xiaotian quickly scratched his head and changed his words: "That... it's related to me... it's really related, you should go and rest!"

Hearing Gu Xiaotian's slightly guilty tone, Bing Ling knew what he was thinking: "Don't worry, the system will definitely not go wrong, as for you believe it or not..."

"I believe it anyway!" Gu Xiaotian interrupted Bingling's words directly: "You should go to rest quickly, good night and goodbye Nat!"

"..."

In fact, Gu Zhe's diarrhea did have an indirect relationship with Gu Xiaotian. The time this guy lost the bet with Gu Xiaotian directly caused him to lose more than 8 yuan, and his pocket money shrank too much at once, so he had no money to eat big meals.

So Gu Zhe wanted to change his taste at noon, and ate a dirty barbecue at a street stall, which caused his diarrhea now... Otherwise, he would never have thought of going to a roadside stall to eat barbecue.

He Lanxue glanced at the cat in Fei Fei's hand, and suddenly walked up to him and said with a smile, "Brother Fan Fei, give me a hug for the kitten!"

Fei Fei smiled and handed the cat to her. Girls always like some furry animals.

"Huh... this shouldn't be a wild cat! It seems to be a domestic cat." He Lanxue whispered suspiciously while hugging the kitten, "But it seems to be sick, and it doesn't seem to be in a good condition."

Shen Yuelan glanced at the kitten, and then said: "It's a domestic cat, but it's just a very common breed, not worth much."

He Lanxue couldn't help but smiled and said, "It's not like you, who can spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a cat."

Shen Yuelan was stunned for a moment, then she pursed her lips and said, "Take it back first, I'll ask Granny Fang to see it, and if it's cured, I'll find a chance to send the cat back later, it should be the cat from the village at the foot of the mountain."

At this time, Gu Zhe had already caught up with him panting from behind. He Lanxue looked back at him and asked, "Did you see the faces of those two people clearly just now? If we can be sure, we will return to the cat when the time comes." convenient."

"Eh... the sky was already dark, and it was under the woods. I really didn't see it clearly, but I can probably feel that they should be a father and daughter. Their clothes look sloppy and cheap, and they should be poor people." Home." Gu Zhe said in a very affirmative tone.

"..." He Lanxue was speechless for a moment, all she said was nonsense.

Gu Xiaotian walked over from behind and sneered: "Gu Zhe, do you still want to say that that woman should be called that man's father?"

Gu Zhe suddenly had black lines on his face: "..."

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