When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 7 How can I be sorry for my mental illness if I am not late!

Both sides of the stone road in the school are neatly manicured and precious flowers and plants. It is not an exaggeration to describe them as fragrant. Walking on the road makes people feel happy. If students break it, they will have to pay for it, but Gu Xiaotian doesn’t understand these flowers and plants Otherwise, he would have yelled: "You planted so many precious flowers and plants on the side of the road, isn't it fair and honest to want to touch porcelain! Immediately replace all of them with small grasses for me, the kind that will give you free sleep!"

Gu Xiaotian walked a few steps, then suddenly pointed to a boy in front of him and said, "The student in front holding soy milk, stop!"

Hearing that, the boy looked back at Gu Xiaotian timidly: "I... Me?"

"That's right, it's you, come here." Gu Xiaotian smiled and nodded at him.

The boy's face suddenly wrinkled into a bun, and he slowly moved towards Gu Xiaotian like a snail, and sweat slowly broke out on his forehead. After all, there are too many people who have suffered from Gu Xiaotian in school, how could he not be afraid? .

"How much is your soy milk worth?" Gu Xiaotian asked.

"Back... Looking back at the young master, about ten... ten yuan." The classmate replied with difficulty.

Fuck!It costs ten yuan to drink a cup of soy milk, you guys can really die!Gu Xiaotian's thoughts suddenly returned to the time when he drank a dollar of soy milk in his previous life, thinking about how miserable he was at that time.

"Ahem... I suddenly want to drink soy milk, sell it to me!" Gu Xiaotian said this sincerely. Although the breakfast in the Gu family is very rich, but there is no soy milk that I am used to in my previous life, I always feel that it is missing some taste.

"Since Young Master Gu likes it, then... I will give it to you." As the classmate said, he stuffed the soybean milk into Gu Xiaotian's hand, and wanted to turn around and run away. He didn't want to stay here for a moment longer.

"What's wrong? You mean you think I can't afford the money?" Gu Xiaotian said angrily.

The boy who had just turned around froze immediately, and turned around with a dry smile: "Master Gu, I...Of course I didn't mean that."

"That's good." Gu Xiaotian nodded in satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "Although my family is quite poor, you can rest assured that a cup of soy milk is still affordable."

Very...very poor... The boy suddenly had a black line on his forehead, he didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment, he couldn't help but realize that this is him at the highest level of pretense!

Hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, Fei Fei who was next to him tactfully took out 10 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the boy.

"Just give him 10 yuan? Is it worthy of my status as a young master!" Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian shouted, "At least 11!"

"Yes... what the young master said is true." Fan Fei smiled at Gu Xiaotian, and hurriedly handed another dollar to the boy. The boy didn't dare to refuse. Excited, he fell and ate shit before taking two steps. The boy rubbed his painful knee and got up from the ground, wanting to cry without tears: "My medical expenses are more than 11 yuan..."

Seeing this scene, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help being happy, and said in his heart that you can really commit suicide!

"Drip! Congratulations to the host for letting others trigger the third four-star death event." At this moment, a voice suddenly came from his mind.

"What? It can be triggered by others!" Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Bingling, come out!"

Fei Fei couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words, he quickly turned his head and looked around, but he didn't find anyone around!So it can only be attributed to Gu Xiaotian's insanity again.

"You don't need to yell so loudly, just talk to me in your heart, and I can hear you." Bing Ling's voice came from his mind.

Gu Xiaotian looked back at Fei Fei, seeing that something was wrong with his expression, he coughed a few times, then communicated with Bing Ling in his heart, and said very angrily: "You didn't tell me before that other people can also trigger nerves to kill, Now suddenly being triggered by others, you know? This is a great disrespect to me!"

"This is my negligence, but what do you want?" Bing Ling said indifferently.

"Listen to your tone, look at your attitude, do you mean to admit your mistakes and repent?" Gu Xiaotian said excitedly: "Given your attitude is so bad, God has decided to punish you severely! Let me take back this death incident, God does not accept it!"

"..." Bing Ling was stunned. It was the first time she knew that there was such a weird person, and she didn't know who she was punishing. After a long silence, she said, "Sorry, I don't have the right to revoke the system." Something to reward the host."

"Of course I know that you don't have the right, otherwise do you think I dare to pretend to be a jerk in front of you?" Gu Xiaotian smiled contemptuously: "How can a person who dare not even modify the attribute points dare to revoke the things rewarded by the system, hum !"

Bing Ling: "..."

Seeing that Bingling fell silent, Gu Xiaotian hated iron and steel again: "You said you dare not do anything, what use do I want you to be? Even if it is my dog, it might even pat my arm when it gets angry. How about a bite, do you dare to bite me when you are angry? Don’t dare! You say you are not as good as a puppy, what is the point of living?”

"..." Bing Ling was silent for a while, then took a long, deep breath and said, "Gu Xiaotian, I am also a person with flesh and blood and a heart."

Bing Ling's implication is that I am also a human being, so don't piss me off, I really don't want to be a person who is pissed off by the host.

"What the hell! You are a human being and I am not? Not only do I have flesh and blood and a heart, but I also have a big dick! Do you have one?" Gu Xiaotian retorted excitedly.

Bing Ling stopped talking.

After Gu Xiaotian yelled, he immediately felt a lot more comfortable. Seeing that Bingling shut up and stopped talking, he happily drank the soy milk, and when he turned around, he saw a very happy person. plug "to the little wife.

"Xuexue, do you want soy milk?" Gu Xiaotian hurriedly shouted at He Lanxue, with a happy smile on his face: "It's very sweet, even sweeter than the grapes we ate last night."

After hearing Gu Xiaotian's first sentence, He Lanxue still planned to politely reject him. After all, she had good intentions, but when she heard the last sentence, she immediately remembered that after being kissed by Gu Xiaotian, the other party still licked her lips happily and said At the scene of sweeter than grapes, his face immediately turned red, so the polite words were directly omitted, and he walked straight past Gu Xiaotian with his little butt twisting.

Gu Xiaotian didn't bother her either, he just stood there sucking soy milk, and watched He Lanxue go away with a smile.

After walking more than ten meters, He Lanxue looked back at Gu Xiaotian, saw him still standing there leisurely drinking soy milk, and couldn't help shouting: "Hurry up, you're going to be late."

When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he became unhappy immediately, and said angrily: "How can I be sorry for my mental illness if I am not late!"

(End of this chapter)