When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 68 You must have watched too much when exercising your arms
Chapter 68 You must have watched too much when exercising your arms
After a while, Gu Xiaocai came back to his senses, feeling a little scared in his heart, if he rushed forward a few centimeters, he would definitely be in close contact with the two restless things in front of him, with the system's urinating nature, the last word is To trigger a task event!
As far as this level of evil is concerned, once a mission event is triggered, it will definitely be a four-star base!Maybe if the system cramps, it will kill the whole five-star team!
"I'm so good... I scared this baby to death." Gu Xiaotian quickly turned his head back after regaining consciousness, and then carefully looked at Wang Yurong's clothes, white shirt and white hood.
"It's all white, hum! No sincerity at all, bad review! It seems that the young master can only go back to his seat and continue to sleep." Gu Xiaotian dropped these words, turned around and strode arrogantly towards the seat, Wang Yurong was left in a daze on the podium.
After returning to his seat, Gu Xiaotian recalled it carefully, and knew that the next mission was a two-star mission. His memory is indeed better than before, but he was still not at ease, so he took out his mobile phone to confirm the peace of mind. .
"Two-star mission..." Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, and then took out a few cherry blossom petals from his pocket, which he picked off from He Lanxue yesterday. Although he changed his clothes, he still brought them with him. body.
Gu Xiaotian directly tore off a petal and chewed it in his mouth. Seeing this, Su Qianqian couldn't help laughing. Although chewing cherry blossom petals would be fine, she still couldn't help reminding in a low voice: "Little God, it's best not to eat this thing."
"Well, I'm just bored and chewing gum for fun." Gu Xiaotian said with sloppy eyes, and then he heard the reminder from the system to complete the two-star nerve task, so he spat out the cherry blossom petals in his mouth in disgust. into the trash can behind him.
As a human being whose IQ has broken through the surface, how can he stand out if he doesn't have a special trash can!Although there is also a trash can behind the last row on the opposite side, these are shared by the classroom, but Gu Xiaotian just thinks that this trash can is specially configured for him, so he won’t accept it!
After completing this two-star task, there is another two-star task next. Gu Xiaotian thought about it for a while, and thought that hitting the desk with his head should be able to complete it, but he still didn't dare to hit it, because he was worried that he would not be able to grasp the strength well. .
This is different from being on the bed. After the first experience on the bed, he will know how to control the strength. But he has no experience in hitting the desk. If he hits too hard, it may trigger a three-star If the task is light, it is a one-star task.
After finally completing the task to this point, Gu Xiaotian didn't want to waste all his efforts.
Gu Xiaotian thought about it for a while, and felt that after class, he could go outside the classroom and chew a piece of grass, which would be the safest way to trigger the two-star task, so he also calmed down, took out the cotton pad in the desk and laid it on the desk Went to sleep.
When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Gu Xiaotian suddenly jumped up cleverly, and then went straight out of the classroom and walked downstairs. Fei Fei at the door didn't know what Gu Xiaotian wanted to do, so he followed him not far away.
After Gu Xiaotian walked to the grass, he carefully picked out the cleanest grass. Anyway, he doesn't know why he thinks this grass is the cleanest, it's all just his own psychological perception.
Gu Xiaotian laughed and chewed the grass in his mouth, holding his head triumphantly and waiting for the system's prompt, but after waiting for a long time, he was about to swallow the grass, but the system still didn't prompt.
Gu Xiaotian couldn't take it anymore, he spat out the grass, and shouted loudly in his heart:
"Bingling, get out of here! What's going on! Why didn't you remind me to trigger the two-star mission? Is it because the system crashed with a virus? It must be because you usually watch too many movies when you exercise your arms. Now I order you to use anti-virus software to repair it quickly, otherwise I will complain that you have movies and don’t show them to me!"
"..." Bing Ling was a little speechless, thinking that only you can figure out such a weird truth.
"What's going on? Hurry up and talk!" Gu Xiaotian shouted impatiently.
"The system determines that chewing grass and chewing flowers are task events of the same nature level, and events of the same nature level can only be triggered once a day." Bing Ling explained.
"Water! How can eating be considered the same nature? For example, eating meat and eating shit, can it be considered the same nature?" Gu Xiaotian asked angrily.
"Eating meat is not a neurotic event, but eating shit can trigger a five-star neurological event, so the two are not of the same nature." Bing Ling explained seriously, Gu Xiaotian didn't curse anyone today, so she was more patient.
"Go away! What are you talking about!" Gu Xiaotian was unhappy when he heard it, and shouted angrily: "You are the only one who eats shit! Your whole family eats shit!"
"..." Bing Ling felt that she could no longer communicate with this guy, so her tone turned light, and she said angrily: "Anyway, these two things cannot trigger two-star missions at the same time. This is determined by the system. It doesn't matter to me, if you don't accept it, go scold the system!"
"Damn it! You guys are working together to bully the mentally ill!" Gu Xiaotian's teeth were itchy, and he stomped on the grass on the ground hard, turning and twisting the grass until it "cries", and he said aggrievedly: "If you bully me, then I will bully Xiaocao! Hmph!"
"Drip... Congratulations to the host for triggering a two-star neurological event." At this moment, a prompt sound came from the system.
"Huh? Is this triggered?" Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, his mood improved immediately, he bent down and fiddled with the trampled grass as much as possible, and comforted him in a low voice: "Sister grass, brother is wrong!" I'm so angry, brother will definitely get you some Bingling's poop to nourish you later, she is full of hostility, so poop must be the most nutritious!"
Bing Ling: "..."
"Sister Cao... Sister Cao? Huh? Why do you feel that these words are a bit weird? Where is the strangeness..."
Gu Xiaotian scratched his head and didn't think about it for a while, but the task had already been triggered, and he felt very happy anyway, so he didn't have the mood to pay attention to Bingling at this time, turned around and ran towards the teaching building excitedly.
Returning to his seat, Gu Xiaotian took out a pen and tapped it on the palm of his hand without saying a word, the one-star task was completed, and at this point, only the last five-star task remained.
"Five-star missions! This level is rare..." Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but sigh. Although Bingling's so-called eating shit can trigger five-star missions, even if he would rather fail the mission, Never do such a disgusting thing.
As a human leader whose IQ breaks through the surface, personality and dignity are the most important!
……
(End of this chapter)
After a while, Gu Xiaocai came back to his senses, feeling a little scared in his heart, if he rushed forward a few centimeters, he would definitely be in close contact with the two restless things in front of him, with the system's urinating nature, the last word is To trigger a task event!
As far as this level of evil is concerned, once a mission event is triggered, it will definitely be a four-star base!Maybe if the system cramps, it will kill the whole five-star team!
"I'm so good... I scared this baby to death." Gu Xiaotian quickly turned his head back after regaining consciousness, and then carefully looked at Wang Yurong's clothes, white shirt and white hood.
"It's all white, hum! No sincerity at all, bad review! It seems that the young master can only go back to his seat and continue to sleep." Gu Xiaotian dropped these words, turned around and strode arrogantly towards the seat, Wang Yurong was left in a daze on the podium.
After returning to his seat, Gu Xiaotian recalled it carefully, and knew that the next mission was a two-star mission. His memory is indeed better than before, but he was still not at ease, so he took out his mobile phone to confirm the peace of mind. .
"Two-star mission..." Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, and then took out a few cherry blossom petals from his pocket, which he picked off from He Lanxue yesterday. Although he changed his clothes, he still brought them with him. body.
Gu Xiaotian directly tore off a petal and chewed it in his mouth. Seeing this, Su Qianqian couldn't help laughing. Although chewing cherry blossom petals would be fine, she still couldn't help reminding in a low voice: "Little God, it's best not to eat this thing."
"Well, I'm just bored and chewing gum for fun." Gu Xiaotian said with sloppy eyes, and then he heard the reminder from the system to complete the two-star nerve task, so he spat out the cherry blossom petals in his mouth in disgust. into the trash can behind him.
As a human being whose IQ has broken through the surface, how can he stand out if he doesn't have a special trash can!Although there is also a trash can behind the last row on the opposite side, these are shared by the classroom, but Gu Xiaotian just thinks that this trash can is specially configured for him, so he won’t accept it!
After completing this two-star task, there is another two-star task next. Gu Xiaotian thought about it for a while, and thought that hitting the desk with his head should be able to complete it, but he still didn't dare to hit it, because he was worried that he would not be able to grasp the strength well. .
This is different from being on the bed. After the first experience on the bed, he will know how to control the strength. But he has no experience in hitting the desk. If he hits too hard, it may trigger a three-star If the task is light, it is a one-star task.
After finally completing the task to this point, Gu Xiaotian didn't want to waste all his efforts.
Gu Xiaotian thought about it for a while, and felt that after class, he could go outside the classroom and chew a piece of grass, which would be the safest way to trigger the two-star task, so he also calmed down, took out the cotton pad in the desk and laid it on the desk Went to sleep.
When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Gu Xiaotian suddenly jumped up cleverly, and then went straight out of the classroom and walked downstairs. Fei Fei at the door didn't know what Gu Xiaotian wanted to do, so he followed him not far away.
After Gu Xiaotian walked to the grass, he carefully picked out the cleanest grass. Anyway, he doesn't know why he thinks this grass is the cleanest, it's all just his own psychological perception.
Gu Xiaotian laughed and chewed the grass in his mouth, holding his head triumphantly and waiting for the system's prompt, but after waiting for a long time, he was about to swallow the grass, but the system still didn't prompt.
Gu Xiaotian couldn't take it anymore, he spat out the grass, and shouted loudly in his heart:
"Bingling, get out of here! What's going on! Why didn't you remind me to trigger the two-star mission? Is it because the system crashed with a virus? It must be because you usually watch too many movies when you exercise your arms. Now I order you to use anti-virus software to repair it quickly, otherwise I will complain that you have movies and don’t show them to me!"
"..." Bing Ling was a little speechless, thinking that only you can figure out such a weird truth.
"What's going on? Hurry up and talk!" Gu Xiaotian shouted impatiently.
"The system determines that chewing grass and chewing flowers are task events of the same nature level, and events of the same nature level can only be triggered once a day." Bing Ling explained.
"Water! How can eating be considered the same nature? For example, eating meat and eating shit, can it be considered the same nature?" Gu Xiaotian asked angrily.
"Eating meat is not a neurotic event, but eating shit can trigger a five-star neurological event, so the two are not of the same nature." Bing Ling explained seriously, Gu Xiaotian didn't curse anyone today, so she was more patient.
"Go away! What are you talking about!" Gu Xiaotian was unhappy when he heard it, and shouted angrily: "You are the only one who eats shit! Your whole family eats shit!"
"..." Bing Ling felt that she could no longer communicate with this guy, so her tone turned light, and she said angrily: "Anyway, these two things cannot trigger two-star missions at the same time. This is determined by the system. It doesn't matter to me, if you don't accept it, go scold the system!"
"Damn it! You guys are working together to bully the mentally ill!" Gu Xiaotian's teeth were itchy, and he stomped on the grass on the ground hard, turning and twisting the grass until it "cries", and he said aggrievedly: "If you bully me, then I will bully Xiaocao! Hmph!"
"Drip... Congratulations to the host for triggering a two-star neurological event." At this moment, a prompt sound came from the system.
"Huh? Is this triggered?" Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, his mood improved immediately, he bent down and fiddled with the trampled grass as much as possible, and comforted him in a low voice: "Sister grass, brother is wrong!" I'm so angry, brother will definitely get you some Bingling's poop to nourish you later, she is full of hostility, so poop must be the most nutritious!"
Bing Ling: "..."
"Sister Cao... Sister Cao? Huh? Why do you feel that these words are a bit weird? Where is the strangeness..."
Gu Xiaotian scratched his head and didn't think about it for a while, but the task had already been triggered, and he felt very happy anyway, so he didn't have the mood to pay attention to Bingling at this time, turned around and ran towards the teaching building excitedly.
Returning to his seat, Gu Xiaotian took out a pen and tapped it on the palm of his hand without saying a word, the one-star task was completed, and at this point, only the last five-star task remained.
"Five-star missions! This level is rare..." Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but sigh. Although Bingling's so-called eating shit can trigger five-star missions, even if he would rather fail the mission, Never do such a disgusting thing.
As a human leader whose IQ breaks through the surface, personality and dignity are the most important!
……
(End of this chapter)
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