When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 56 Is there a need for such things as technology?
Chapter 56 Is there a need for such things as technology?
Gu Xiaotian casually pulled a piece of grass from the grass, then put it in his mouth to chew and play, and suddenly heard a voice from the system: "Congratulations to the host for triggering a two-star nerve event and gaining two attribute points. The 2-star task triggered yesterday is different, and an additional 1 point of attribute is rewarded."
Hearing the system's prompt, Gu Xiaotian's mouth was stuck chewing the grass, and he was stunned for a while. He didn't expect to trigger the mission by just picking a grass and chewing it.
But then he laughed excitedly, anyway, he never thinks about why something can trigger a mission, he just needs to know that it can trigger a mission.
"Master, Miss Helan, drink some water!" At this moment, Fei Fei walked over with a smile, carrying two bottles of drinks that had already been unscrewed.
"Thank you Fei Fei." He Lanxue quickly thanked him after receiving the drink.
"Fan Fei, how do you know that I'm thirsty!" Gu Xiaotian drank the drink "gudong gudong".
Fei Fei looked at Gu Xiaotian and smiled, sat on the grass and said with a smile: "I know that you are thirsty, young master."
"Hahaha..." Gu Xiaotian also laughed, and then seemed to think of something suddenly, and hurriedly said: "Fan Fei, when you are training with your men later, bring me to play, I am tired of playing games, It's not fun for me to stay in the room by myself."
Fei Fei thought for a while, then smiled and nodded: "Okay."
Gu Xiaotian suddenly offered to exercise, and Fei Fei was naturally very happy.
"Okay, let's go to the playground." Gu Xiaotian stood up excitedly when he saw that the students had finished their gymnastics and were free to move about.
"Yeah." He Lanxue nodded, put the drink on the ground, then turned around and said with a smile: "Brother Fanfan, let's go there first, and put the drink here first, we will drink it when we are thirsty."
"Go!" Fei Fei smiled and waved his hands.
……
Gu Xiaotian rushed to the basketball court excitedly, laughed and shouted: "Play basketball, play basketball, my young master wants to play basketball, haha..."
When Zheng Shaoshui, who was dribbling the ball, heard it, he suddenly felt that his body was a little stiff, and the ball slipped out of his hand when he didn't pay attention.
"Zheng Shaoshui, look at you, you are stupid, you can't even hold the ball! Look at me!" Gu Xiaotian said, rushing over to snatch the ball, and then rushing towards the hoop with the basketball in his arms.
Zheng Shaoshui on the side was almost crying, you play basketball like this!
Gu Xiaotian held the basketball and carefully aimed at the hoop for a long time, then jumped up excitedly and took a hard shot. As a result, the ball fell before the height of the hoop. Gu Xiaotian was dumbfounded, and everyone was stunned.
"No, basketball is boring, this hoop is too high." Gu Xiaotian complained depressedly, then thought for a while, then pointed to Zheng Shaoshui and said: "Go and play table tennis with me, this ball is small, I can handle it well .”
Zheng Shaoshui immediately raised a bitter face, nodded reluctantly, and then followed Gu Xiaotian towards the table tennis table.
"Zheng Shaoshui, how good are your skills! Don't let me make you cry." Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly.
Zheng Shaoshui couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Playing games with you, is technology still necessary?"
Gu Xiaotian picked up the racket on the table, and then began to serve the ball excitedly. The first one...hit the net, the second one...jumped into the river, and the third one...the racket missed the ball.
Zheng Shaoshui on the opposite side looked stunned, Nima, I have never seen you so good.
Su Qianqian also ran over at some point, squatting on the stone steps at the side of the sidewalk, with her legs together, her arms on her knees, her chin in her hands and a smile, like a loyal spectator.
"What a piece of crap! It must be because the net is too high and the table is too small! Damn, I don't believe it yet!" Gu Xiaotian became angry immediately, and put all his energy into following the ball, regardless of 21, domineering With a swipe of the arm, the ball is just a slap with force.
"Snapped!"
A crisp sound came, and Zheng Shaoshui covered his mouth and screamed and fell to the ground. It turned out that the ball just hit his mouth: "Young Master Gu, you...you..."
"Fuck! Zheng Shaoshui, your mouth is really out of place, it blocked my ball!" Gu Xiaotian hurried over to pick up the table tennis ball, and then looked nervously at Zheng Shaoshui: "You didn't bite the ball, did you?" ?”
"..." Zheng Shaoshui wanted to cry, but he didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at this moment. My mouth is swollen from your beating, and you are still worried about whether the ball is okay...
"Drip! Congratulations to the host for letting others trigger a four-star death event, rewarding 4 attribute points. Since it is different from the four-star event triggered yesterday, an additional reward of 1 point."
Hearing the sudden voice from the system, Gu Xiaotian laughed happily for a while, and then frowned dissatisfied: "I said you are a broken system, can you change the wording! It's the same sentence every day, and this young master listens to it." Are you bored?"
Obviously, Gu Xiaotian didn't get a response, the system definitely can't communicate with him directly, Bingling can, but this chick can't wait to talk to Gu Xiaotian for the rest of her life, how could she take the initiative to talk to him.
After Gu Xiaotian complained, he immediately felt a little more comfortable, and continued to prepare to play table tennis: "Zheng Shaoshui, I can't serve! Do you have any other methods?"
"Uh... there is one." Zheng Shaoshui rubbed his lips and said, "Young Master Gu can knock the ball on the table first, and after the ball bounces, you can hit it back."
Zheng Shaoshui demonstrated this serving method to Gu Xiaotian while talking, which is also used by most novices.
"Oh, this young master understands." Gu Xiaotian nodded, following Zheng Shaoshui's method, he sent a ball, and he was very happy: "Hahaha... This young master is simply a genius! You can play with this young master. Is that your honor you made?"
Zheng Shaoshui: "..."
"Papa..." Su Qianqian who saw this scene on the side also applauded, and said with a smile: "Xiao Tian, come on!"
"Come on!" Gu Xiaotian laughed, asked for the ball back, and then sent another pass, Zheng Shaoshui returned the ball, but Gu Xiaotian failed to catch it.
This happened several times in a row, Gu Xiaotian was very depressed, and Zheng Shaoshui was even more depressed. This kind of ball has an eggy meaning, why not hit it against the wall!
Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, then suddenly smiled strangely, reached out his hand to feel in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out a piece of chalk that was less than one centimeter long, then used the chalk to draw a circle on the table, and then said loudly: " Zheng Shaoshui, you must hit the ball into this circle, otherwise you will lose!"
"I...I..." Zheng Shaoshui looked at the circle, which was only the size of a bowl, and was speechless for a while, wanting to die.
……
(End of this chapter)
Gu Xiaotian casually pulled a piece of grass from the grass, then put it in his mouth to chew and play, and suddenly heard a voice from the system: "Congratulations to the host for triggering a two-star nerve event and gaining two attribute points. The 2-star task triggered yesterday is different, and an additional 1 point of attribute is rewarded."
Hearing the system's prompt, Gu Xiaotian's mouth was stuck chewing the grass, and he was stunned for a while. He didn't expect to trigger the mission by just picking a grass and chewing it.
But then he laughed excitedly, anyway, he never thinks about why something can trigger a mission, he just needs to know that it can trigger a mission.
"Master, Miss Helan, drink some water!" At this moment, Fei Fei walked over with a smile, carrying two bottles of drinks that had already been unscrewed.
"Thank you Fei Fei." He Lanxue quickly thanked him after receiving the drink.
"Fan Fei, how do you know that I'm thirsty!" Gu Xiaotian drank the drink "gudong gudong".
Fei Fei looked at Gu Xiaotian and smiled, sat on the grass and said with a smile: "I know that you are thirsty, young master."
"Hahaha..." Gu Xiaotian also laughed, and then seemed to think of something suddenly, and hurriedly said: "Fan Fei, when you are training with your men later, bring me to play, I am tired of playing games, It's not fun for me to stay in the room by myself."
Fei Fei thought for a while, then smiled and nodded: "Okay."
Gu Xiaotian suddenly offered to exercise, and Fei Fei was naturally very happy.
"Okay, let's go to the playground." Gu Xiaotian stood up excitedly when he saw that the students had finished their gymnastics and were free to move about.
"Yeah." He Lanxue nodded, put the drink on the ground, then turned around and said with a smile: "Brother Fanfan, let's go there first, and put the drink here first, we will drink it when we are thirsty."
"Go!" Fei Fei smiled and waved his hands.
……
Gu Xiaotian rushed to the basketball court excitedly, laughed and shouted: "Play basketball, play basketball, my young master wants to play basketball, haha..."
When Zheng Shaoshui, who was dribbling the ball, heard it, he suddenly felt that his body was a little stiff, and the ball slipped out of his hand when he didn't pay attention.
"Zheng Shaoshui, look at you, you are stupid, you can't even hold the ball! Look at me!" Gu Xiaotian said, rushing over to snatch the ball, and then rushing towards the hoop with the basketball in his arms.
Zheng Shaoshui on the side was almost crying, you play basketball like this!
Gu Xiaotian held the basketball and carefully aimed at the hoop for a long time, then jumped up excitedly and took a hard shot. As a result, the ball fell before the height of the hoop. Gu Xiaotian was dumbfounded, and everyone was stunned.
"No, basketball is boring, this hoop is too high." Gu Xiaotian complained depressedly, then thought for a while, then pointed to Zheng Shaoshui and said: "Go and play table tennis with me, this ball is small, I can handle it well .”
Zheng Shaoshui immediately raised a bitter face, nodded reluctantly, and then followed Gu Xiaotian towards the table tennis table.
"Zheng Shaoshui, how good are your skills! Don't let me make you cry." Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly.
Zheng Shaoshui couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Playing games with you, is technology still necessary?"
Gu Xiaotian picked up the racket on the table, and then began to serve the ball excitedly. The first one...hit the net, the second one...jumped into the river, and the third one...the racket missed the ball.
Zheng Shaoshui on the opposite side looked stunned, Nima, I have never seen you so good.
Su Qianqian also ran over at some point, squatting on the stone steps at the side of the sidewalk, with her legs together, her arms on her knees, her chin in her hands and a smile, like a loyal spectator.
"What a piece of crap! It must be because the net is too high and the table is too small! Damn, I don't believe it yet!" Gu Xiaotian became angry immediately, and put all his energy into following the ball, regardless of 21, domineering With a swipe of the arm, the ball is just a slap with force.
"Snapped!"
A crisp sound came, and Zheng Shaoshui covered his mouth and screamed and fell to the ground. It turned out that the ball just hit his mouth: "Young Master Gu, you...you..."
"Fuck! Zheng Shaoshui, your mouth is really out of place, it blocked my ball!" Gu Xiaotian hurried over to pick up the table tennis ball, and then looked nervously at Zheng Shaoshui: "You didn't bite the ball, did you?" ?”
"..." Zheng Shaoshui wanted to cry, but he didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at this moment. My mouth is swollen from your beating, and you are still worried about whether the ball is okay...
"Drip! Congratulations to the host for letting others trigger a four-star death event, rewarding 4 attribute points. Since it is different from the four-star event triggered yesterday, an additional reward of 1 point."
Hearing the sudden voice from the system, Gu Xiaotian laughed happily for a while, and then frowned dissatisfied: "I said you are a broken system, can you change the wording! It's the same sentence every day, and this young master listens to it." Are you bored?"
Obviously, Gu Xiaotian didn't get a response, the system definitely can't communicate with him directly, Bingling can, but this chick can't wait to talk to Gu Xiaotian for the rest of her life, how could she take the initiative to talk to him.
After Gu Xiaotian complained, he immediately felt a little more comfortable, and continued to prepare to play table tennis: "Zheng Shaoshui, I can't serve! Do you have any other methods?"
"Uh... there is one." Zheng Shaoshui rubbed his lips and said, "Young Master Gu can knock the ball on the table first, and after the ball bounces, you can hit it back."
Zheng Shaoshui demonstrated this serving method to Gu Xiaotian while talking, which is also used by most novices.
"Oh, this young master understands." Gu Xiaotian nodded, following Zheng Shaoshui's method, he sent a ball, and he was very happy: "Hahaha... This young master is simply a genius! You can play with this young master. Is that your honor you made?"
Zheng Shaoshui: "..."
"Papa..." Su Qianqian who saw this scene on the side also applauded, and said with a smile: "Xiao Tian, come on!"
"Come on!" Gu Xiaotian laughed, asked for the ball back, and then sent another pass, Zheng Shaoshui returned the ball, but Gu Xiaotian failed to catch it.
This happened several times in a row, Gu Xiaotian was very depressed, and Zheng Shaoshui was even more depressed. This kind of ball has an eggy meaning, why not hit it against the wall!
Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, then suddenly smiled strangely, reached out his hand to feel in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out a piece of chalk that was less than one centimeter long, then used the chalk to draw a circle on the table, and then said loudly: " Zheng Shaoshui, you must hit the ball into this circle, otherwise you will lose!"
"I...I..." Zheng Shaoshui looked at the circle, which was only the size of a bowl, and was speechless for a while, wanting to die.
……
(End of this chapter)
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