When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 5

"I...I..." Helan Xueden froze for a moment, her face turned red and white alternately, what she wanted to say most now was, I want to kill you...

"Look at how filial Xiaotian is. Now I think of having a grandson for you guys. Brother Cheng Mao, you can go and enjoy yourself!" Helan Zhenglin said with a smile.

Wang Xiaoxian interrupted with a busy smile: "Of course it will happen, don't worry Xiaotian."

"Of course I know you will give birth, otherwise Xuexue wouldn't grow up so big. Are you challenging my IQ? But it's useless if you can give birth, and I won't give birth to you. Only Xuexue can give birth." Okay, Xuexue, can you do it?" Gu Xiaotian stared at He Lanxue and asked, he didn't want to be like Lao Wang, so he really cared about this question.

Sensing the eyes her parents cast on her, He Lanxue nodded with difficulty: "Yes..."

Gu Xiaotian also became happy, nodded with satisfaction and said: "Congratulations, you have already passed half of my assessment, as long as you work harder, you will have the opportunity to marry the dream of me."

"..." Upon hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, He Lanxue could only feel a throbbing pain in her little heart.

"Then do you know how to roast kidneys?" Gu Xiaotian asked a more concerned question.

"...Yes." He Lanxue resisted the urge to rush up and beat this guy up, and nodded.But He Lanxue is not doing it perfunctorily. Her family runs a chain hotel, and she has been influenced by this kind of environment since she was a child. Out of interest, she also learned a lot of chef's skills.

"Papa..." Gu Xiaotian clapped his hands in satisfaction, thought for a while, and then seriously urged: "But you can't roast my kidneys, if you roast my kidneys, we won't be able to have a good time together." Having a baby."

He Lanxue stared at Gu Xiaotian with Shui Ling's big eyes, and then thought that this guy was mentally ill, so it's not surprising that he could say such a thing, so he turned his gaze away and pretended he didn't hear it.

"Well... you can roast your kidneys after giving birth to a child." Gu Xiaotian tilted his head and thought for a while, but he couldn't think of what else he wanted for a while, so he nodded and said: "In this case, I will force you to pass my assessment Now, out of encouragement to you, I reluctantly promise you to be my wife! If you are ugly, you will be ugly. I know you are not worthy of my Yushu Linfeng appearance, but I am not that kind of superficial person. Don’t feel inferior, ugly is ugly! Anyway, it’s me who suffers, and it’s the same when the lights are turned off.”

puff! !He Lanxue covered her chest tremblingly with one hand, and pushed Helan Zhenglin's arm tremblingly with the other hand, with tears in her eyes: "Dad, I think I need to go to the hospital as soon as possible. That's too late……"

Helan Zhenglin: "..."

"What's wrong? Is Xuexue feeling unwell?" Ning Caiwei hurriedly stood up and asked with concern.

"Xuexue is not feeling well! Don't worry, I can cure it." Gu Xiaotian stood up confidently and walked in front of He Lanxue. Before everyone could react, he had already hugged He Lanxue's head and kissed her hard. On her little mouth.

"..." He Lanxue was completely stupefied, and felt that her heart stopped beating. She had imagined countless situations, on the romantic mountain, on the blue seaside, in a warm movie theater... except that it didn't count. Realizing that her first kiss was so lost, when she reacted and wanted to kick Gu Xiaotian away, she found that the latter had already retreated completely.

"How about Xuexue? I'm getting better now! I can't go wrong with this trick!" Gu Xiaotian patted his chest and said confidently, and when he was done, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, with a look of lingering: "Well... ... so sweet, sweeter than grapes."

Seeing this scene, He Lanxue was dizzy for a while, and almost fainted on the sofa.

"Drip! Congratulations to the host for triggering the second four-star neurological event." Bingling's voice came from his mind. When Gu Xiaotian heard it, he felt that his lips were getting sweeter and sweeter, but he would not yell out again People regarded him as mentally ill, huh?Why do you think the idea of ​​Xiaotian children's shoes is a bit weird...

"Xiaotian, what are you doing?" Ning Caiwei hurriedly pulled Gu Xiaotian back to her side.

"What's wrong? I watched people treat illnesses like this on TV!" Gu Xiaotian scratched his head, looking extremely aggrieved.

Everyone: "..."

"..." He Lanxue struggled to straighten her breathing. This time she really experienced what it means for a dumb person to eat Coptis chinensis, and she couldn't tell the pain.

Helan Zhenglin hurriedly laughed dryly, trying to smooth things over: "The two of them are already engaged, this... this... no... nothing..."

Even the tongue of Helan Zhenglin, who has been through shopping malls for a long time, is tied, which shows how depressed he is already.

"That's right! Xuexue is already my wife, we have more important things to do! Come on, Xuexue will go upstairs with me, and I will teach you how to have a baby." Gu Xiaotian said, and was about to go forward Lahran Snow.

Seeing Gu Xiaotian's "elegant" smile, He Lanxue felt a burst of horror, and wished she could get into the cracks in the ground to hide.

"Uh...it's very late today, and we've been out for a long time. Grandpa Xuexue is not in good health. We have to go back and have a look, otherwise we don't worry. Brother Cheng Mao, look..." Helan Zhenglin laughed road.

"Well, then I won't let you stay here tonight, I'll see you off." Gu Chengmao stood up with a smile, made a "please" gesture to several people and walked out.

In fact, Gu Chengmao didn't necessarily want Gu Xiaotian and He Lanxue to have a relationship right now, they hadn't been in contact with each other for several years, and they had sex on the first day they met. With his slightly old-fashioned thinking, it was really not acceptable.

As for Gu Xiaotian, he has been pulled back by Ning Caiwei to continue eating grapes.

After a few minutes, Gu Chengmao came back. He and Ning Caiwei looked at each other, and the latter asked softly, "What do you think about this?"

"I don't know." Gu Chengmao shook his head, sat on the sofa and took a sip of fragrant tea: "There is no problem with the Helan family's corporate funds, and there is nothing wrong with his family that needs our help. For no reason."

"Then don't think about it, maybe Xu Zhenglin is really just trying to keep the promise of the year!" Ning Caiwei laughed softly.

Gu Chengmao continued to lower his head and shake his head: "It's impossible for him to be willing to guard, otherwise he wouldn't have avoided talking about this matter for so many years. If he wants to guard, his old man must be willing to guard..."

Having said that, Gu Chengmao suddenly raised his head, and Ning Caiwei looked at each other, and then they both laughed at the same time.

After laughing, Ning Caiwei called out: "Mrs. Ling."

The servant called Ling Po hurriedly trotted over and said respectfully, "Madam, what orders do you have?"

"Is everything ready for Xiaotian to go to school tomorrow?"

"Go back to Ma'am, everything is ready."

What?Mental patients have to go to school too! ?Gu Xiaotian was suddenly stunned, and fell on the sofa.

Thinking that there are still three four-star events left to be completed, Gu Xiaotian sighed for a while: "It seems that I can only go to school to complete it tomorrow, my poor teacher and classmates, are you ready..."

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ps: I saw a lot of children's shoes saying that the protagonist's IQ is too high, uh...most of the book friends may have never been exposed to mental illness, maybe in our subconscious mind we will think that mental illness is the kind of "killing people with a knife" and the like, think Psychopaths should have low IQs.

In fact, mentally ill people just think differently from ordinary people, and they don't necessarily have to do some "big things" to prove that a person has mental problems.

In fact, quite a few people with mental problems have even higher thinking ability than ordinary people. Let me give you a few examples about this.

Both Einstein and Van Gogh had mental illness (schizophrenia); the poet Haizi had depression (and died of depression in the end, but he was brilliant, and the poetry world gave him a high honor (do you think "depression" and " Talent" is a bit contradictory?).

Newton also had mental problems (autism and depression), as did Beethoven, Mozart, and Andersen (Asperger's).

There are many examples of this kind, and I just mentioned a few famous people who are more familiar to everyone.

Mental problems ≠ mental problems, they are even smarter than us and have more ideas than us.

A genius and a madman are as thin as paper.

Of course, I cannot say that all mentally ill people are geniuses in IQ. Similarly, everyone should not think that all mentally ill people are stupid.

……

　I saw a lot of children's shoes saying that the protagonist's IQ is too high, uh...most of the book friends may have never been exposed to mental illness, maybe in our subconscious mind we will think that mental illness is the kind of "killing people with a knife" or something like mental illness IQ should be low.

　　In fact, mentally ill people just think differently from ordinary people, and they don't necessarily have to do some "big things" to prove that a person has mental problems.

　　In fact, quite a few people with mental problems have even higher thinking ability than ordinary people. Let me give you a few examples about this.

　　Both Einstein and Van Gogh had mental illness (schizophrenia); the poet Haizi had depression (and eventually died of depression), but he was brilliant, and the poetry world gave him a high honor (do you think "depression" and "Talent" is a bit of a contradiction? It's like thinking "mentally ill" and "high IQ" are contradictory).

　　Newton also had mental problems (autism and depression), as did Beethoven, Mozart, and Andersen (Asperger's).

　　There are many examples of this kind, and I just mentioned a few famous people who are more familiar to everyone.

　　Mental problems ≠ mental problems, they are even smarter than us and have more ideas than us.

　　A genius and a madman are as thin as paper.

　　Of course, I can't say that all psychopaths are geniuses in IQ. Similarly, everyone should not think that all psychopaths are stupid.

　　At least, it is enough that Xiaotian is not stupid in my heart.

　　……

　　
　
(End of this chapter)