When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 38 I like to lie down, it saves effort

Fei Fei looked at Gu Xiaotian helplessly, and said with a smile: "Master, you should stop smoking! Otherwise, the master will blame me."

Gu Xiaotian waved his hand angrily: "I'm just kidding you! I heard that smoking too much of this thing will affect the future of having children. For the bright future of Xuexue and me, I will definitely not touch this thing."

Hearing this, Fei Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked towards the seaside with Gu Xiaotian.

It was the dog days of mid-September at this time, and the weather was relatively hot. Of course, men in swimming trunks and beauties in bikinis were indispensable on the beach. Of course, the former was automatically omitted by Gu Xiaotian, and his eyes were on every woman in bikinis. He said, pointing to Fei Fei from time to time:

"Extraordinary, what do you think of this?"

"I'll go, that chick has a good figure!"

"This won't work, the breasts are too small, and they are not as big as Xuexue when rubbed together! With her like this, do you think it is necessary to wear a bikini?"

"..."

Hearing Gu Xiaotian's comments on these people, Fei Fei could only laugh and cry.However, Gu Xiaotian just kept talking, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary, and Fei Fan didn't worry too much. This is completely different from him in the past. If it was before, he would have rushed directly to attack the chest. of.

The two walked to a tree and sat down, Fei Fei sat on the sand and lit a cigarette, his long eyes cast on the sea.

Gu Xiaotian lay down directly on the sand, with his head resting on Fei Fei's thigh.

Fan Fei rested one hand on Gu Xiaotian's head and stroked his hair, while pinching a cigarette with the other.This scene is full of love.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Fei Fei seemed not used to smoking, and kept coughing non-stop.

Gu Xiaotian opened his eyes, looked at Fei Fei's rather handsome face, and said softly: "Fan Fei, you are so handsome."

Hearing Gu Xiaotian's admiration, Fan Fei couldn't help but pursed his lips lightly.

"Although he is still a little bit worse than me, he is barely considered a handsome guy." Gu Xiaotian continued.

"..." Fei Fei was speechless for a while, he could only smile dryly and remained silent. Most of the time, he really had nothing to do with Gu Xiaotian.

Two girls on the beach also noticed Fei Fei and Gu Xiaotian, but Gu Xiaotian was lying down, they couldn't see his face, but Fan Fei's melancholy eyes, young but slightly vicissitudes of handsome face, made the two little girls involuntarily Some heart.

"Help me with the bag, I'll go over and tease that handsome guy," said a girl in a blue skirt.

"Why are you flirting, I'll go." The other one in skinny jeans was not happy.

"There are two of them! I want to sit, and you want to lie down."

"No, I like sitting best."

"..." The girl was speechless for a while: "Okay... I like to lie down, it saves effort... But, don't you think you can only sit when he is lying down?"

The girl in tight jeans froze for a moment, thought about it carefully, and said, "What you said seems to make sense, okay! Let's go there together, and the one sitting will be given over to you."

The two girls took out the mirror from their cosmetic bags and carefully touched up their makeup before walking towards Gu Xiaotian and Fei Fei.

"Handsome guy." The girl in the blue dress showed a slight smile, and when she saw Fan Fei and Gu Xiaotian looked at him suspiciously, she continued: "Two handsome guys, we sisters forgot to bring money when we went out. Can't you buy us a drink?"

"No money?" Gu Xiaotian sat up from Fei Fei's lap, glanced at the bag in the girl's hand, frowned and said, "Bring me the bag first, and if there is really no money in it, my young master I can do a good deed every day and reward you with two drinks."

"..." The two girls were stunned at the same time, staring blankly at the same place, not knowing how to answer the conversation, this damn script is completely wrong!
In their imagination, the two handsome guys should readily accept their invitation, invite them to have a drink, and then chat about life and ideals together, and maybe exchange ideas with each other on the issue of global warming, pretending to care about the country Literary and artistic youths with major events, finally find a place to lie down and sit with one another for in-depth communication.

But what the hell is going to check their bags at this mouth?

"Hehe... the handsome guy is so smart, he can tell at a glance that we are joking! Actually, we want to invite the two of you for a drink." The girl in denim trousers hurriedly smoothed things over.

"Thank you both for your kindness, we don't need it..." Of course, Fei Fei understood what the two of them meant, and waved his hand with a smile.

"Fan Fei, how can I not use it! I just happened to be thirsty." Gu Xiaotian immediately interrupted Fei Fei angrily, and then said to the two girls with a smile: "Since you two have this intention, I will give you a chance to show it. Go buy me a cup of milk tea! I don’t want it cold, so I want it warm, but remember to add ice cubes.”

want hot?More ice cubes?What the fuck is this new milk tea... The two girls looked dazed again.

"Hehe... the young master is joking for you." Fei Fei hurriedly smiled and smoothed things over, and then patted Gu Xiaotian on the shoulder. Gu Xiaotian immediately understood that what he said must be inappropriate, because under normal circumstances, Fei Fei would not He made a sound, so he coughed twice and stopped talking for a while.

"Haha... This handsome guy can really joke, I thought it was some new milk tea!" The girl in the blue dress patted her chest and laughed.

Fei Fei followed suit with a smile, and said, "Both of you, please go back! We don't need drinks."

Hearing Fei Fei's words, the two girls knew that they had been declined, but the girl in the blue dress was still unwilling to give up, maintaining what she thought was the most elegant smile, and winking provocatively at Fei Fei: "Handsome, Don't you really think about it? We can pay for the room. "

"What? You mean we can't afford to rent a house?" Gu Xiaotian was immediately unhappy when he heard that, but then he felt Fei Fei patted him on the shoulder again, so he knew that his idea was wrong, and frowned After thinking about it, he slapped his thigh fiercely.

"I understand! You two are trying to pick on us! But you are too perfunctory! You still wear so many clothes, if you want to trouble us, please respect us, take it easy, and dress like them, okay?" Gu Xiaotian pointed at the women in bikinis on the beach and said angrily.

Then Gu Xiaotian stood up angrily, took Feifan's hand and said, "Fanfan, let's go!"

"..." Seeing the figures of Gu Xiaotian and Fei Fei going away, the two girls were stunned again, they had never encountered such a situation before.

The two stared at each other for a while, and finally the girl in jeans said, "I think they must be gay!"

Seeing the two holding hands, the other girl nodded approvingly: "Well, it must be!"

"Oh... what a pity, such two handsome guys are gay!"

"Who said it wasn't..."

On the beach, the two spare girls sighed regretfully.

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(End of this chapter)