When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 29 Brother Xiaozhe, am I very discerning!

"Well..." Zheng Shaoshui thought for a while before saying: "Give him a [-]% discount first! If he is not satisfied, do whatever he wants, as long as you don't talk too much, I guarantee you will be fine, and take a photo of the invoice after you are done." Pass it on to me and I'll go talk to your manager."

"Okay, I know."

"That's it, return the phone to him!" Zheng Shaoshui said.

After Gu Xiaotian took the phone, he heard Zheng Shaoshui's voice from the opposite side: "Young Master Gu, it's okay, I've already taught him a lesson, and I will definitely give you a discount now."

When Gu Xiaotian heard it, he immediately became happy: "Okay, then don't delay my shopping, go and cool off!"

"Okay, goodbye Young Master Gu, happy shopping." Zheng Shaoshui said with tears in his eyes, this nima is used when needed, and kicked away if not needed.

After hanging up the phone, Gu Xiaocai looked up at the salesperson in front of him, and smiled triumphantly, "Can you give me a discount now?"

"Take a fight..." The salesperson nodded hastily: "The young master said to give you a [-]% discount for the mister."

When Gu Zhe heard this, he was immediately confused. This guy can get [-]% off just by making a random phone call?

"[-]% off? No, no, it's too high." Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, then shook his head: "I'm not that greedy, just [-]% off."

"..." When the salesperson heard Gu Xiaotian's first sentence, she was still relieved, and said to herself that it was lucky that Gu Xiaotian didn't open his mouth like a lion, but Gu Xiaotian's next sentence made her completely dumbfounded, her mouth trembled, But I don't know what to say.

"What's the matter? Is there any problem?" Gu Xiaotian frowned slightly and asked, he really felt that the 7% discount was too high, 7 is obviously bigger than 5!Can such a simple math problem compare to the size of this young master's IQ that breaks through the surface?

The salesperson subconsciously wanted to say that this was a big loss and couldn't be sold at all, but then thought of Zheng Shaoshui's words, and quickly swallowed these words back, trying to maintain a smile and said: "No problem, I will give you a [-]% discount, sir."

Now not only Gu Zhe was dumbfounded, even Gu Ziqian and Gu Ziyou were stunned, they were willing to sell at a loss, what is going on...

Hearing the salesperson's words, Gu Xiaotian nodded in satisfaction, then changed his mind, and suddenly thought that Gu Zhe's offer was [-]% off, while his was [-]% off. Such a comparison, nine to five, didn't he lose... …

Fuck!Gu Xiaotian slapped his thigh excitedly, thinking that I just thought of Zheng Shaoshui's pity, and didn't want to slaughter him so much, why did he seem to have lost himself, if he knew it earlier, he should have given him a nine-point discount.

Just when Gu Xiaotian was thinking wildly, Gu Zhe said with a dry smile, "Brother Xiaotian, you...you won, but I lost."

"What? I won?" Gu Xiaotian looked back at Gu Zhe, showing surprise.

"Yes! As I said earlier, whoever offers the most discounts will win. Don't worry, Brother Xiaotian, I will never renege." Gu Zhe said with a bitter face. He really wanted to renege on his debts, but Fei Fan With Yuu at the side, there is no chance to rely on it!
Gu Xiaotian still didn't understand what was going on, so he turned his head and glanced at Fei Fei, seeing him smiling and nodding towards him, Gu Xiaotian gained confidence, held his head up and coughed a few times, and said loudly: "If this is the case, let's According to the bet, the young lady hastened to settle the accounts! How much are all our clothes added together?"

"Okay sir, please wait a moment." The salesperson began to check the prices on the clothes one by one, and whispered in his mouth: "If all of them are [-]% off..."

Hearing that all would be discounted by [-]%, Gu Zhe's bleeding heart finally felt a little bit better, and he forced a smile on his face.

"What? Who allowed you to get a [-]% discount on all of them? Only my few items are discounted, and the rest will be calculated at the original price." Gu Xiaotian immediately shouted unhappily when he heard the salesperson's words: "Otherwise you just look down on my little one." Brother Zhe! Do you know?"

"..." The salesperson was confused again.

"Pfft..." Gu Zhe's heart was bleeding just now, and he was about to vomit blood because of Gu Xiaotian's repetition. Now he really wants to grab Gu Xiaotian's hand and beg: "Brother, I really hope you look down on me now, little brother!" Please look down on me, okay..."

But after all, Gu Zhe still couldn't save this face, so he could only forcefully agree with Gu Xiaotian with a dry smile and said loudly: "That's right, pay me the original price, otherwise you will look down on me!"

Since the money has to be spent, it must be forced to pretend to be a wave of coercion!

"Hahaha..." Gu Xiaotian laughed and patted Gu Zhe's shoulder when he heard it, as if he had found a like-minded friend, and then heard the sound from the system that he had triggered a three-star nervous event, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but I laughed more happily.

Hearing this, the salesperson glanced at Gu Xiaotian and Gu Zhe with an extremely strange look, and then secretly slandered in his heart: "Both of them are crazy!"

After a while, the salesman finished all the accounts, raised his head and said to Gu Zhe, "Sir, the total is eighty-eight thousand seven hundred and thirty four."

"What? 88734 yuan? Did you make a mistake?" Gu Zhe was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue and said with his eyes wide open.

Although he cruelly took 5 pieces of clothes with the lowest price of more than 4000 yuan, but his 5 pieces were less than 3 yuan, and Gu Ziqian and Gu Ziyou only took two pieces politely, plus Gu Xiaotian got 5% discount on the four items, so if they add up, they won't be worth more than [-] yuan!
"Sir, there is no mistake in the calculation." The salesperson said, picked up the white crystal dress that Gu Xiaotian chose and explained: "The original price of this dress is 98800 yuan, and after a 49400% discount, it is [-] yuan."

"Fuck! It's so expensive, your skirt is set with diamonds!" Gu Zhe was so frightened that his legs couldn't help but soften.

"Sir, you are right, it is indeed set with diamonds."

Gu Zhe: "..."

"The fabric of this skirt is silk wool, a superfine wool product imported from Australia. The fabric is as light as yarn, delicate and smooth, with the elegance of silk. It is one of the highest-quality natural fiber fabrics in the world." See Seeing Gu Zhe's reaction, the salesperson was not impatient, and still patiently explained:
"And among the 18 crystal pendants on the skirt, each one is inlaid with real diamonds, so its price is so expensive. This skirt can definitely be called the audience no matter where you go. Focus, if you don’t believe in the quality of the diamond, you can test it yourself, and if you have any problems, you can return it at any time.”

After listening to the salesperson's introduction, Gu Xiaotian immediately laughed excitedly, patted Gu Zhe's shoulder vigorously and said loudly: "Brother Xiaozhe, brother, I am very discerning! Hahaha..."

"Yes, yes, yes..." Gu Zhe smiled uglier than crying, but his heart was dripping with blood. You have a good eye. My eyes are considered blind today, and I want to make this bet with you. I am a fucking mentally retarded. ...

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(End of this chapter)