When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 217 Fudge!It's just cheating!
Chapter 217 Fudge!It's just cheating!
The three-wheeled driver was happily pointing out today's income, and was startled by Gu Xiaotian's sudden voice. He didn't go home to sleep in the middle of the night, so he pretended to be a scary ghost on the dark street?
The three-wheeled driver hurriedly picked up the money, turned back to look at Gu Xiaotian, and found that the moon had disappeared, and only a figure could be seen walking in the dark.
"Where are you going?" the driver asked nervously, as if he was worried that Gu Xiaotian would rob him. After all, this kind of thing is not uncommon at night.
Gu Xiaotian jumped into the car directly: "Go to the county seat."
Although there are no taxis here, there must be some in the nearby county.
The three-wheeled driver was silent for a while, and suddenly said dryly and without any emotion: "I won't pull you, you get out of the car!"
He was worried that if he ran to a desolate place, what would Gu Xiaotian do if he suddenly attacked him?This day's hard work was all in vain. He didn't dare to pull this point if he didn't know someone well.
"..." Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and it was the first time he saw someone not doing business: "Master, don't! I met you as a businessman after waiting here for more than ten minutes."
The tricycle driver thought about it for a moment, and then said: "Listen to your accent, aren't you a local?"
"I'm from Tiandi City." Gu Xiaotian replied, and then he was stunned for a moment, probably understanding what the driver was worried about, and quickly asked: "Master, you are a local, right! Does Cheng Dazhuang know?"
"Big Zhuang..." The three-wheeled driver thought for a while: "I know, I went to the army a few years ago, and then I worked in big cities and seldom went home. By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is Gu Xiaotian, and I am Da Zhuang's friend. I was entrusted by Da Zhuang today to come to find his parents. We are all on our own!"
"Are you Da Zhuang's friend?" The three-wheeled driver said in disbelief, "Then you call Da Zhuang and let me confirm."
"..." Gu Xiaotian fainted, damn, where can I call you?
"Hmph! Don't think you're going to lie to me after investigating a person in our town. I've walked through more bridges than you, and I'm still wandering around the streets in the middle of the night. I can't see you kid What are you thinking? Get out of the car immediately!"
Got it!For the first time in his life, he was treated as a robber!
Gu Xiaotian wanted to tell him, look at my clothes, you can't even buy one with the money you earn in a month, and I will rob you of your money?
But saying this seems to discriminate against people, and I guess this guy doesn't know the brand of clothes!
"Why don't you get out of the car? If you don't get out of the car, I'll call someone!" The tricycle driver yelled again.
"Master, don't panic..." Gu Xiaotian quickly waved his hands and said, "Since you know Da Zhuang, you must also know his sister Lan Yiyi, right?"
"Oh? Even sister Da Zhuang has investigated clearly, you have done a lot of preparation work!"
Gu Xiaotian: "..."
"I really know Lan Yiyi. If you don't believe me, I will call her now and let you hear her voice." Gu Xiaotian said helplessly.
"That's fine, you can call! Play the voice, if it's Yiyi's friend, I'll pull you."
Gu Xiaotian looked at the time, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, so he could only hold the phone and say "Excuse me", and pray that she must answer the phone.
Then he broadcast the number in his mind.
Gu Xiaotian originally thought that it would take at least a while to wake Lan Yiyi up, but he didn't expect that after only two rings, a panting and soft voice came from the opposite side: "Hey, it's so late, are you..."
"It seems that you haven't slept yet so late? Why don't you cherish your body so much?" Gu Xiaotian directly interrupted Lan Yiyi's words.
"Uh..." Lan Yiyi was a little dizzy.
The driver directly took Gu Xiaotian's mobile phone and asked directly, "Are you Yiyi?"
"Yes!"
"I'm your Uncle Ergen, do you know a man named Gu Xiaotian?"
"Gu Xiaotian?" Lan Yi was taken aback for a moment: "Did he go to Lubo Town?"
Gu Xiaotian hurriedly snatched the phone back, and said loudly: "Yes! I am so bored to come to your hometown to have fun? What time is it, why are you still not sleeping? Do you know that girls are the most important thing?" What do you want to have a good sleep? I am ordering you now, go to sleep for me immediately, I tell you every day but I don’t listen! You are really going to piss me off!"
After Gu Xiaotian finished speaking, he hung up the phone quickly, and then looked at the driver uncle innocently: "Master, look, if I don't know her, would I dare to teach her like this? She can't call me sick?"
Lan Yiyi froze for a while holding the phone: "I'm sick!"
"Ah Choo! Damn I have a cold! Master, hurry up!" Gu Xiaotian cursed.
The three-wheeled driver thought about it, and finally said nothing more: "Isn't it the county seat? Sit down."
"Huh..." Gu Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, he never thought that even taking a car would be such a hassle.
After a while, the phone rang again suddenly, and it was Lan Yi who called.
Gu Xiaotian didn't want to pick it up at all, but he just hung up because he was afraid that the driver would be suspicious.
"Yiyi, alas, you said that this girl has always cared about me so much, she must be afraid that something will happen to me on the way..." Gu Xiaotian sighed to himself.
"Then why don't you answer?"
"..." Gu Xiaotian had no choice but to connect, but this time he didn't speak the voice.
"I... Did I offend you somewhere?" Lan Yiyi asked cautiously.
"I told you that you really don't need to care about me so much. I'm already a grown-up, and I can take care of myself. Don't worry. I'll be in Tiandi City in about two hours. I will find you as soon as possible. .”
Lan Yiyi was completely confused and forced: "What are you talking about?"
"Didn't I often tell you that you can nourish your kidneys by going to bed early and getting up early? Why are you always disobedient and let me worry about you, and you don't go to bed so late today?"
"Because... I'm going to participate in Xinghai Media's audition, so I've been practicing singing and dancing hard these few days."
"Okay! I know... I know you're worried about me, but I'm really fine, so go to sleep!"
Lan Yi took the phone away, stared blankly at the screen, and whispered to herself: "Is it because the phone is cross-wired?"
"Well, I see, good night and sweet dreams."
Gu Xiaotian hung up the phone directly, and then turned off the phone.
In a certain karaoke room, Lan Yiyi's face was full of inexplicable, incomprehensible, confused...
"Alas..." Gu Xiaotian sighed helplessly: "Uncle, you said that girl Yiyi always cares about me so much, which makes me a little embarrassed."
"Hahaha... I heard that this girl is studying in some singing school, and she might be a big star in the future. Judging by the tone of your chat with this girl, you have a good relationship with her!"
"That's a must. I've already made an appointment with her. I'll be her manager, Lao Gu."
Gu Xiaotian talked nonsense with him directly, the atmosphere was more relaxed, and he would not be sleepy when driving, and it would be so funny if he fell into a corner when he was sleepy.
Ten minutes later, Gu Xiaotian turned on the phone, and there was indeed a missed call from Lan Yiyi, but naturally he would not reply.
When he arrived at the county seat, Gu Xiaotian got out of the car and stopped a taxi to go straight to Tiandi City. The sleepiness in the car hit him like a tide, and Gu Xiaotian lay down in the car and squinted for a while.
……
Lubo Town.
At the entrance of the town, the black car was still parked alone.
After a while, another black car stopped, and five people got off from it.
The difference this time is that everyone carefully holds a gun in their hands.
A few people looked around vigilantly, there was nothing disturbing and everything was silent.
One of them went to the car that the four people had driven to check, and then said:
"Ye Ling's car is still parked here. It seems that something must have happened. Calling the four of them and no one answered the phone. It's unreasonable. Let's look for the situation separately. Be careful. If necessary Straight to the gun."
"There's no need to separate, I've already smelled it, it's over there!" A man with a straight nose pointed to the farmland, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle's.
"What did you smell?" Another person sniffled, "I didn't smell anything!"
"Stop talking nonsense, brother Ying has a famously pointed nose, can you compare with him?"
"Go quickly."
The man called Eagle quickly ran towards the field.
Several people followed.
"This... all dead?"
When they got close, one person said in horror.
"Ken...it must have been done by Da Zhuang." Another person trembled.
"Are you kidding? Da Zhuang can beat the four of them?"
"Then there is only one possibility. There is an ambush on Da Zhuang's side or he has other helpers."
"I'm only convinced by Brother Ying's nose...at such a long distance, the wind is still blowing in the opposite direction, so you can smell it!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get rid of their bodies."
"Fuck... Are we the ones who killed others or collected the corpses for our own brothers? In addition to these four fathers, we collected 4 of them today!" one roared angrily.
"Stop whining, try not to reveal their identities, otherwise the police may find us, so save everything you can!"
"Damn it, Ye Ling's arms have been cut off, and the flesh on her body has been cut into creases, this shit looks like fried ham..."
"..."
Several people carried the four corpses into a car, and they didn't care about the blood staining the car at this time.
After finishing these, the eagle said: "Let's go to Da Zhuang's house to see if there is any situation. It is almost dawn at four o'clock. Hurry up and don't waste time."
The five of them held their guns in their palms and walked carefully towards the town. With the lessons learned from those four people, they were much more careful.
Walking to an alley, the eagle stopped suddenly, twitched its nose a few times, and then took a few steps forward quickly, wiping the ground in the bleak moonlight.
Then he raised his hand and said, "It's blood, but it's already dried up."
These few drops of blood were naturally some that fell from Gu Xiaotian hitting Ye Ling's forehead with a stone.
The eagle turned his head and glanced at the alley in front of him, and said coldly: "Go to this alley and have a look, No. 032, right?"
Several people walked into the alley carefully, found the house number 032, and saw that the door was already locked.
Eagle looked back at the crowd and sighed: "It's meaningless, the building is already empty, so let's evacuate quickly."
"Fuck... After such a long time, more than a dozen brothers were killed, and we were the ones who did it! The eldest sister is going crazy."
The eagle walked slowly towards the entrance of the alley, with a deep and sharp voice: "Next time I will do it myself! I also want to meet the extraordinary person beside him."
"Hahaha... Brother Ying is finally planning to do it himself!"
"Brother Ying, let's go together next time, my little brother will eat meat and drink soup with you."
……
(End of this chapter)
The three-wheeled driver was happily pointing out today's income, and was startled by Gu Xiaotian's sudden voice. He didn't go home to sleep in the middle of the night, so he pretended to be a scary ghost on the dark street?
The three-wheeled driver hurriedly picked up the money, turned back to look at Gu Xiaotian, and found that the moon had disappeared, and only a figure could be seen walking in the dark.
"Where are you going?" the driver asked nervously, as if he was worried that Gu Xiaotian would rob him. After all, this kind of thing is not uncommon at night.
Gu Xiaotian jumped into the car directly: "Go to the county seat."
Although there are no taxis here, there must be some in the nearby county.
The three-wheeled driver was silent for a while, and suddenly said dryly and without any emotion: "I won't pull you, you get out of the car!"
He was worried that if he ran to a desolate place, what would Gu Xiaotian do if he suddenly attacked him?This day's hard work was all in vain. He didn't dare to pull this point if he didn't know someone well.
"..." Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and it was the first time he saw someone not doing business: "Master, don't! I met you as a businessman after waiting here for more than ten minutes."
The tricycle driver thought about it for a moment, and then said: "Listen to your accent, aren't you a local?"
"I'm from Tiandi City." Gu Xiaotian replied, and then he was stunned for a moment, probably understanding what the driver was worried about, and quickly asked: "Master, you are a local, right! Does Cheng Dazhuang know?"
"Big Zhuang..." The three-wheeled driver thought for a while: "I know, I went to the army a few years ago, and then I worked in big cities and seldom went home. By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is Gu Xiaotian, and I am Da Zhuang's friend. I was entrusted by Da Zhuang today to come to find his parents. We are all on our own!"
"Are you Da Zhuang's friend?" The three-wheeled driver said in disbelief, "Then you call Da Zhuang and let me confirm."
"..." Gu Xiaotian fainted, damn, where can I call you?
"Hmph! Don't think you're going to lie to me after investigating a person in our town. I've walked through more bridges than you, and I'm still wandering around the streets in the middle of the night. I can't see you kid What are you thinking? Get out of the car immediately!"
Got it!For the first time in his life, he was treated as a robber!
Gu Xiaotian wanted to tell him, look at my clothes, you can't even buy one with the money you earn in a month, and I will rob you of your money?
But saying this seems to discriminate against people, and I guess this guy doesn't know the brand of clothes!
"Why don't you get out of the car? If you don't get out of the car, I'll call someone!" The tricycle driver yelled again.
"Master, don't panic..." Gu Xiaotian quickly waved his hands and said, "Since you know Da Zhuang, you must also know his sister Lan Yiyi, right?"
"Oh? Even sister Da Zhuang has investigated clearly, you have done a lot of preparation work!"
Gu Xiaotian: "..."
"I really know Lan Yiyi. If you don't believe me, I will call her now and let you hear her voice." Gu Xiaotian said helplessly.
"That's fine, you can call! Play the voice, if it's Yiyi's friend, I'll pull you."
Gu Xiaotian looked at the time, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, so he could only hold the phone and say "Excuse me", and pray that she must answer the phone.
Then he broadcast the number in his mind.
Gu Xiaotian originally thought that it would take at least a while to wake Lan Yiyi up, but he didn't expect that after only two rings, a panting and soft voice came from the opposite side: "Hey, it's so late, are you..."
"It seems that you haven't slept yet so late? Why don't you cherish your body so much?" Gu Xiaotian directly interrupted Lan Yiyi's words.
"Uh..." Lan Yiyi was a little dizzy.
The driver directly took Gu Xiaotian's mobile phone and asked directly, "Are you Yiyi?"
"Yes!"
"I'm your Uncle Ergen, do you know a man named Gu Xiaotian?"
"Gu Xiaotian?" Lan Yi was taken aback for a moment: "Did he go to Lubo Town?"
Gu Xiaotian hurriedly snatched the phone back, and said loudly: "Yes! I am so bored to come to your hometown to have fun? What time is it, why are you still not sleeping? Do you know that girls are the most important thing?" What do you want to have a good sleep? I am ordering you now, go to sleep for me immediately, I tell you every day but I don’t listen! You are really going to piss me off!"
After Gu Xiaotian finished speaking, he hung up the phone quickly, and then looked at the driver uncle innocently: "Master, look, if I don't know her, would I dare to teach her like this? She can't call me sick?"
Lan Yiyi froze for a while holding the phone: "I'm sick!"
"Ah Choo! Damn I have a cold! Master, hurry up!" Gu Xiaotian cursed.
The three-wheeled driver thought about it, and finally said nothing more: "Isn't it the county seat? Sit down."
"Huh..." Gu Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, he never thought that even taking a car would be such a hassle.
After a while, the phone rang again suddenly, and it was Lan Yi who called.
Gu Xiaotian didn't want to pick it up at all, but he just hung up because he was afraid that the driver would be suspicious.
"Yiyi, alas, you said that this girl has always cared about me so much, she must be afraid that something will happen to me on the way..." Gu Xiaotian sighed to himself.
"Then why don't you answer?"
"..." Gu Xiaotian had no choice but to connect, but this time he didn't speak the voice.
"I... Did I offend you somewhere?" Lan Yiyi asked cautiously.
"I told you that you really don't need to care about me so much. I'm already a grown-up, and I can take care of myself. Don't worry. I'll be in Tiandi City in about two hours. I will find you as soon as possible. .”
Lan Yiyi was completely confused and forced: "What are you talking about?"
"Didn't I often tell you that you can nourish your kidneys by going to bed early and getting up early? Why are you always disobedient and let me worry about you, and you don't go to bed so late today?"
"Because... I'm going to participate in Xinghai Media's audition, so I've been practicing singing and dancing hard these few days."
"Okay! I know... I know you're worried about me, but I'm really fine, so go to sleep!"
Lan Yi took the phone away, stared blankly at the screen, and whispered to herself: "Is it because the phone is cross-wired?"
"Well, I see, good night and sweet dreams."
Gu Xiaotian hung up the phone directly, and then turned off the phone.
In a certain karaoke room, Lan Yiyi's face was full of inexplicable, incomprehensible, confused...
"Alas..." Gu Xiaotian sighed helplessly: "Uncle, you said that girl Yiyi always cares about me so much, which makes me a little embarrassed."
"Hahaha... I heard that this girl is studying in some singing school, and she might be a big star in the future. Judging by the tone of your chat with this girl, you have a good relationship with her!"
"That's a must. I've already made an appointment with her. I'll be her manager, Lao Gu."
Gu Xiaotian talked nonsense with him directly, the atmosphere was more relaxed, and he would not be sleepy when driving, and it would be so funny if he fell into a corner when he was sleepy.
Ten minutes later, Gu Xiaotian turned on the phone, and there was indeed a missed call from Lan Yiyi, but naturally he would not reply.
When he arrived at the county seat, Gu Xiaotian got out of the car and stopped a taxi to go straight to Tiandi City. The sleepiness in the car hit him like a tide, and Gu Xiaotian lay down in the car and squinted for a while.
……
Lubo Town.
At the entrance of the town, the black car was still parked alone.
After a while, another black car stopped, and five people got off from it.
The difference this time is that everyone carefully holds a gun in their hands.
A few people looked around vigilantly, there was nothing disturbing and everything was silent.
One of them went to the car that the four people had driven to check, and then said:
"Ye Ling's car is still parked here. It seems that something must have happened. Calling the four of them and no one answered the phone. It's unreasonable. Let's look for the situation separately. Be careful. If necessary Straight to the gun."
"There's no need to separate, I've already smelled it, it's over there!" A man with a straight nose pointed to the farmland, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle's.
"What did you smell?" Another person sniffled, "I didn't smell anything!"
"Stop talking nonsense, brother Ying has a famously pointed nose, can you compare with him?"
"Go quickly."
The man called Eagle quickly ran towards the field.
Several people followed.
"This... all dead?"
When they got close, one person said in horror.
"Ken...it must have been done by Da Zhuang." Another person trembled.
"Are you kidding? Da Zhuang can beat the four of them?"
"Then there is only one possibility. There is an ambush on Da Zhuang's side or he has other helpers."
"I'm only convinced by Brother Ying's nose...at such a long distance, the wind is still blowing in the opposite direction, so you can smell it!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get rid of their bodies."
"Fuck... Are we the ones who killed others or collected the corpses for our own brothers? In addition to these four fathers, we collected 4 of them today!" one roared angrily.
"Stop whining, try not to reveal their identities, otherwise the police may find us, so save everything you can!"
"Damn it, Ye Ling's arms have been cut off, and the flesh on her body has been cut into creases, this shit looks like fried ham..."
"..."
Several people carried the four corpses into a car, and they didn't care about the blood staining the car at this time.
After finishing these, the eagle said: "Let's go to Da Zhuang's house to see if there is any situation. It is almost dawn at four o'clock. Hurry up and don't waste time."
The five of them held their guns in their palms and walked carefully towards the town. With the lessons learned from those four people, they were much more careful.
Walking to an alley, the eagle stopped suddenly, twitched its nose a few times, and then took a few steps forward quickly, wiping the ground in the bleak moonlight.
Then he raised his hand and said, "It's blood, but it's already dried up."
These few drops of blood were naturally some that fell from Gu Xiaotian hitting Ye Ling's forehead with a stone.
The eagle turned his head and glanced at the alley in front of him, and said coldly: "Go to this alley and have a look, No. 032, right?"
Several people walked into the alley carefully, found the house number 032, and saw that the door was already locked.
Eagle looked back at the crowd and sighed: "It's meaningless, the building is already empty, so let's evacuate quickly."
"Fuck... After such a long time, more than a dozen brothers were killed, and we were the ones who did it! The eldest sister is going crazy."
The eagle walked slowly towards the entrance of the alley, with a deep and sharp voice: "Next time I will do it myself! I also want to meet the extraordinary person beside him."
"Hahaha... Brother Ying is finally planning to do it himself!"
"Brother Ying, let's go together next time, my little brother will eat meat and drink soup with you."
……
(End of this chapter)
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