When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 150 Gossip + Testimonials
When I was preparing to open the book, almost half of the books on the city page were red envelopes, heaven, live broadcasts,...

At that time, I wanted to write a film with a different style. What should I write?Just write about a mental illness!Although this topic has been written by others, but very few, after making up their minds, they then submitted the [-]-character text to the editor of Berhan.

I thought at the time!Just my style, subject matter, and creativity!what! ! !Looking at the starting point of the whole station, looking at the China Literature Group, Bohan, are you embarrassed not to submit the manuscript for me?
Facts have proved that my idea is right, Berhan is so sorry that he didn't give me a draft...

Of course, the reason for not passing the draft is not that the quality is not good, and I will not talk about the specific reasons.

But I don't want to give up, so I plan to revise the manuscript. I don't think I can sit on the ground and watch the sky, I have to copy... Learn from the classics of the great gods!

Then I first thought of Zhu Jue...

(About Zhu Jue, there will be a follow-up section about his encounter with Xiaotian. After all, it is a patient who is the other party’s angel of mutual masturbation and a friendship that has eaten kidneys, but the length is definitely not long.)
But I read this book two years ago and almost forgot about it. I read it again and read Chapter 1.

Then I was stunned again, not to mention that the whole book has been so amusing, just this Chapter 1, can I write this quality of amusing?
I set a small goal for myself at that time, and strive to write [-] words! (Don't panic, this is really just a small goal)

Then I started to write, but the more I wrote, the more afraid I became, the more I wrote, the more afraid...

why?

Because I almost scared myself to pee when I finished writing it. Nima is close to [-] words. What about the agreed [-] words?Why so dishonest!

But I don't think it's good. Five thousand words is too much. My friends will be scared away when they read it. Other people's books are two thousand words and one chapter in 2 minutes. Your five thousand words are a waste of my time. Go to the lower left corner!
Then I started to delete and edit, the number of words was too much, I could only delete two stalks with "a certain color", and reduced the number of words to about [-], although it was still a bit too much, but this is already the limit, and there is nothing to do. Deleted it.

The above sounds like nothing to everyone, but in fact, it took me three days to modify Chapter 1 after going back and forth...

Then I felt a little guilty. With this update speed, readers can't help but scold their mothers!
And at that time, I also knew that this book would be criticized by many people, because the category of "mental illness" is too big, and many people have never been in touch with it. Everyone has their own definition in their hearts, and I can't really write about it. A kind of mental illness of "killing people with a knife".

So I can only start from his way of thinking, so many people criticize the protagonist for being mentally retarded, but I think, if I write that the protagonist touches people's chests, stabs others with a knife and kills himself, they will definitely criticize him even more, so I let them Spray mental retardation, although many times even the author also sprays with it...

Speaking of which, at the time, I didn't know if I could continue to write this style, I didn't know what the grades of this book would be, and I didn't know what it would be like, because it was really difficult to write a funny article.

To be honest, every joke you see, from tying the burden to throwing the burden, must be carefully designed and conceived for dialogue, which is my "small text".

There is no joke that I wrote once. I have to go back and read it, then revise it, and read it again after the revision... Try to achieve the best effect in my mind.

Once the writers in the group were chatting, one said that he was going to write a hilarious article, and the other said that it was too difficult to write a hilarious article.

At that time, I immediately gave him 32 likes in my heart. It really touched my heart. I don’t know if I don’t write it.

Generally, every time I write three to five hundred words, I will stop, close my eyes and think about whether I can add some interesting stalks to this paragraph, so the coding speed is really not fast.

And the more you write later, the more you have to think, because the used memes cannot be reused many times, otherwise it will not be funny but embarrassing (but there are some exceptions, such as Xiaotian's catchphrase).

When I saw many readers asked me to add more updates, I also tried to speed up, and then found that there were fewer laughs and jerky, so I could only honestly think slowly at the previous turtle speed.

But laughing like this all the time seems a bit boring, so the follow-up style will be mixed with different elements, maybe a certain paragraph will be warm, touching, and passionate... But the main tone of the book is still relaxed and funny throughout the whole text.

Although this book is indeed not as easy to write as ordinary face-slapping novels, and sometimes because of a joke, I can't write well, and I want to roast my own kidneys anxiously, but the way I made an appointment, I have to fight even when I cry... After walking , and nothing to cry about.

I have a harmonious family and my parents are still alive, so I can't say how unfortunate I am, and I am in good health, except that my shoulder is often... well, it's okay.

Writing novels has always been my hobby, and I have struggled on this road for a while. There are many people who scold me, but there seem to be more people who support me?

In fact, this is enough.

However, I have a strong premonition that this book will surely have an average order of over [-], a collection of [-], and an annual income of one million... Well, I woke up and stopped talking in my sleep.

I have always insisted on reading the original version. On behalf of all fellow authors, I would like to thank you for your support. Without you, there would be no wonderful novels coming out (of course my book is not included).

I have always insisted on watching pirated versions, and on behalf of all pirated websites, I would like to thank you for your support. Without you, I don’t know how many pirated websites that make black-hearted money would close down (of course, this thank you is actually very perfunctory, and you can ignore it yourself).

But I still hope that I can have the honor to let pirated readers see the genuine version once!

Sometimes when I see someone in the book review area say, "I've been reading pirated books, but I read the original book because of you", I feel very honored, as if I'm more excited than drinking a bottle of 82 Sprite.

Subscriptions have been rising, and code words must be more and more motivated. Subscriptions have been falling, and code words must be getting more and more depressed... This is a common problem of all authors. I believe that book friends who have written novels should understand this better.

But... If you really can't spend more than ten yuan a month, it's okay to watch the pirated version, and watch it quietly. All are friends.

Although I don't know what will happen to the subscription data after the book is released, I'm still relatively calm. I feel that I can accept it no matter whether it is good or bad. It seems that after people have experienced some things, their mentality will mature a lot.

So everyone, don’t watch the genuine version just because you’re worried that I’ll have a heart attack, because I’m very hypocritical. I think that watching the genuine version should be to support the author from the bottom of my heart. Whether it's true feelings or acting in a play, you have to take care of yourself!Yes or no?
Okay, I admit... I'm just talking nonsense, but the most important thing is, I don't have a heart attack at all!How could I have a heart attack?
Well, stop talking nonsense, if you pull it off like this, it is estimated that a [-]D chapter will come out.

In the end, Xie Yibo is responsible for editing Bohan, and Xie Yibo has a lot of readers (although it sounds perfunctory, but please believe that I am sincere). After all, without you, I would not have me... my book today.

The VIP chapter will be officially uploaded tomorrow at 12:[-] noon (although the editor in charge has notified this way, sometimes there will be some delays, the delay can range from a few minutes to an hour, don't panic.)
On the first day it was put on the shelves, it was originally planned to guarantee the bottom three changes, and then there were four million rewards that have not been added in the past few days, and counting them together at noon tomorrow will be the seventh change.

In the end, regardless of the genuine readers or the pirated readers, I wish all friends happy and happy!
Well, this is the third update today, and I added one if there was a disagreement, everyone must be very surprised, right?
~.~
Thanks for all...

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(End of this chapter)