When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 133 The textbook version of "anti-customer-oriented" teaching

You know, those who will come to the autograph meeting must be die-hard fans, and if they are passer-by fans, they will definitely listen to it directly from the Internet.

It's hard to imagine that among the fans who are willing to take the time to attend her signing event, there is one who can't sing any of her songs.

In Mu Lan's view, this is simply unbelievable. Not to mention just grabbing a few people from the audience, even a few young people from the street, they can almost hum her song.

It's just that Mu Lan overlooked one point. The main reason why Gu Xiaotian came to her autograph session was that Saturday was too boring and there was nothing else to do. It was all to pass the time.

As for Zhao Xingchen, in fact, no matter whether he intervenes or not, Gu Xiaotian will come with He Lanxue.

"Then... you can choose other singers, as long as I can sing." Mu Lan felt a dull pain in her chest. Of the two people drawn up today, one can kill her instantly with singing, and the other can't sing her at all. Song.

If there are so many people in the field, if you rank according to "the degree of mastery of her songs", Lan Yiyi must be the first, and Gu Xiaotian must be the bottom one. If she is not careful, she will put the two No.1s together. called to the stage.

Hearing Mu Lan's words, Gu Xiaotian hesitated for a moment and said: "But I don't think you can sing the songs I sing. Of course, I don't mean that you have little knowledge. I mean that compared to me...you really don't have much knowledge. many."

"Pfft..." Mu Lan quickly patted her aching chest, then took a deep breath and tried to maintain a calm tone: "Don't worry! I often listen to other singers' songs, and I will, you Let me sing a few lines first!"

"Alright then! Listen carefully." Gu Xiaotian pinched his chin and thought about it, wondering what song to sing?After thinking about it for a while, he finally made a decision, cleared his throat with a few coughs, and began to sing.

"Two tigers, two tigers run fast, run fast, one has no ears and the other has no tail, it's strange, it's strange."

Mu Lan: "..."

Seeing Mu Lan's stunned expression, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help laughing proudly: "I just said you have little knowledge! Are you right?"

"You... I'll listen to you sing another song." Mu Lan shook her head and said.

"Ahem...then listen carefully." Gu Xiaotian nodded and sang: "Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swims by. Come and count them, two four six seven eight."

Mu Lan: "..."

"Have you never heard of it?" Gu Xiaotian waved his hands helplessly, glanced at Mu Lan and sighed: "It seems that the words of big breasts and no brains are indeed suitable for some people."

Mu Lan: "..."

Fortunately, when Gu Xiaotian said this, he put down the microphone, and the voice was very low, so that others could not hear it, otherwise it would definitely make everyone laugh.

But what Gu Xiaotian said is indeed the truth. Apart from other things, this Mu Lan has a really good figure, with a slender waist and plump breasts. According to Gu Xiaotian's visual inspection, her bust is actually bigger than that of He Lanxue...

"Forget it! Let's stop singing and continue to the next session." Gu Xiaotian said indifferently.

"No..." Mu Lan thought for a while, frowned slightly and asked doubtfully, "Are you sure these are songs sung by other singers?"

Gu Xiaotian stared into Mu Lan's eyes, and shook his head seriously: "Of course I'm not sure!"

"..." Mu Lan trembled her lower lip, she didn't know how to respond to Gu Xiaotian's words anymore, she felt like she was about to be spoiled by this unconventional guy in front of her.

"By the way, Mu Lan, actually, I suddenly thought of a song, and we should both be able to sing it." Gu Xiaotian said suddenly.

"What song is it?"

"Happy birthday song."

"..." The corners of Mu Lan's mouth twitched slightly, who would sing this kind of song at the signing party!
Gu Xiaotian saw that Mu Lan didn't respond, so he decided that she was acquiescing, so he shouted into the microphone: "Mu Lan and I will perform a touching "Happy Birthday Song" for everyone, does anyone have a birthday today? ? Let’s celebrate it for you.”

"There are some..."

Several people in the audience immediately cheered. After all, there are so many people, there should be a few according to probability.

When Gu Xiaotian saw this, he couldn't help admonishing him loudly: "Tell me about you, why don't you stay at home during your birthday, why are you running around? It's unlucky if something happens again?"

Everyone: "..."

"But since you're here, Mu Lan and I definitely can't help but sing a happy birthday song for everyone to cheer up."

Seeing Gu Xiaotian's eloquent appearance, "smash the field" and "smooth the field" by herself, Mu Lan's expression was about to stiffen, it felt as if she came to Gu Xiaotian's signing party, and she had become a supporting role.

If it wasn't in a public place, Mu Lan would have already knocked Gu Xiaotian down. Ever since she became famous, others acted based on her face. How has this ever happened before?
But thinking of what she discussed with Zhao Tianheng and Liu Qing yesterday, she tried her best to suppress the emotions that were about to explode, and now she still has to use Gu Xiaotian, and if she can't bear it, she will make a big mess.

"Come on, Mu Lan, I'll go down after singing this song, I won't play with you anymore, it's boring." Gu Xiaotian turned his head and looked at Mu Lan with a very bored expression.

Mu Lan took a deep breath, but smiled and nodded on her unhappy face: "Okay."

So, for the first time in her life, Mu Lan sang a song that was not hers at her signing event, and it was a song with only the same line of lyrics, and it was over in a dozen seconds... Her inner feelings could no longer be Described in words.

On the other hand, Gu Xiaotian was obviously very excited, while laughing and gesturing to interact with the audience, she turned into a green leaf.

"Thank you for your applause. You are so polite, but I suggest that everyone should have a chorus together to celebrate these little birthday stars. What do you think?"

"Okay!" Everyone was very cooperative.

Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly and said: "Then let me give you a start first, I wish you a happy birthday... ready to go!"

Immediately, a deafening chorus rang out from the audience. This song has been on the hot list for a few days. Anyone who has read the news and listened to it twice will be able to sing it. Fortunately, the melody of this song is also simple. At this time It sounds spectacular.

Especially those who had their birthdays today, they were so excited that they couldn't help themselves, and even one of them was so excited that his eye circles were red.

Looking at the scene in front of her, Mu Lan couldn't help being stunned again, unexpectedly Gu Xiaotian gave a small orgasm at the scene for no reason.

After singing, Gu Xiaotian felt that it was meaningless.

"Okay, I'm going down, you can continue to find someone to play with!" Gu Xiaotian returned the microphone to Mu Lan, turned around and walked down the stage.

"Gu Xiaotian, wait..." Mu Lan hurriedly chased after him.

Gu Xiaotian looked back suspiciously, and saw that Mu Lan's feet accidentally tripped together, and Mu Lan, who was wearing high heels, suddenly couldn't stand, screamed, and fell directly on top of him...

"What's the point? Don't you want to attack me with a body bomb if you don't like me?"

Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to help Mulan.

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