When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 126 What a lunatic...

Seeing that these two guys were about to quarrel again, He Lanxue hurriedly moved to Gu Xiaotian's side, pouted with an "unhappy" expression: "Xiaotian, we agreed not to quarrel with Sister Yuelan today."

"Cough cough cough..." Gu Xiaotian agreed to He Lanxue's words by default, and stopped trying to run on Shen Yuelan. He turned his gaze to those who were still buying albums.

Seeing that many people bought them in bags, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but shook his head and exclaimed, "These fans are so crazy. They bought so many albums at once. Are they planning to take a few of them to be buried with them when they die?"

Shen Yuelan: "..." He Lanxue: "..."

But what Gu Xiaotian said is indeed true, at least half of the people put them in bags, ranging from three to five to thirty or fifty, and some even bought hundreds of them directly.

Probably because this is Mu Lan's first signing event, many people don't even have albums in their hands, and they bought so many at once, most of them should be gifts for friends.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some fanatical brain fans will buy them for their own collection.

"Xiaotian, they must have bought it as a gift for a friend." He Lanxue said with a smile.

"What? Are you going to give it to a friend to be buried with you?" Gu Xiaotian sighed, "They are really thoughtful."

He Lanxue: "..."

"What a lunatic..." Shen Yuelan murmured in a low voice. Fortunately, it was relatively noisy here, and Gu Xiaotian didn't hear her words, otherwise the two would probably have another slobbering confrontation.

After a few more minutes, it was finally ten o'clock. Gu Xiaotian suddenly heard a female voice from over there: "Hi everyone, I'm Mu Lan. I didn't expect so many friends to come today. I feel quite surprised, but it's also very strange." happy……"

As soon as Mu Lan spoke, the noise suddenly became much quieter, and everyone fell silent collectively like crickets croaking in the grass when they were suddenly frightened.

The more official opening remarks were automatically ignored by Gu Xiaotian, but what she said later made Gu Xiaotian stunned for a moment.

"However, because everyone is too enthusiastic today, thousands of albums have been sold, and everyone's enthusiasm for buying is still undiminished. I definitely can't sign the album..."

"So our staff has numbered the back of the album earlier, starting from number 1, going to number 10, number 20, number 30... and so on, to get these multiples of 10 numbered albums, now you can I'll be in line to sign for everyone."

Hearing this, Gu Xiaotian hurriedly took out the albums in the bag and looked at them. Sure enough, each album had a number on the back.

After careful inspection, Gu Xiaotian found that the number of his twenty albums should be from 323 to 342, because he had already found these two numbers, and after a little calculation, he knew that there were exactly 20 albums between these two numbers.

Gu Xiaotian gave He Lanxue the album with number 330, and said with a smile: "Xuexue, you can take this album to sign later, and I will take the number 340, let Xiao Mian paralyze and cry in the corner! Haha... ..."

While talking, Gu Xiaotian hummed a little song to find the number of 340, but after searching for a long time, he found that there was no one, he was just wondering.

Suddenly I heard Shen Yuelan's triumphant voice: "You don't need to look for it, 340 is here! I want to see who will cry in the corner later!"

"..." Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, only to feel that a bolt of lightning struck from his forehead, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside...Why is this old man so weak?Just give her a random one and get a 340.

Gu Xiaotian turned his head slightly, his eyes fixed on the album in Shen Yuelan's hand, like a wild wolf who saw its prey - he really wanted to rush over and grab the album.

Sensing Gu Xiaotian's "fierce" gaze, Shen Yuelan hurriedly hugged the album tightly in her arms, then silently moved behind He Lanxue and hid vigilantly.

Gu Xiaotian saw this: "..."

"Xiaotian, let me tell you, what you give to others belongs to others, and you are not allowed to snatch it casually." Shen Yuelan warned.

"Hmph!" Gu Xiaotian curled his lips and looked away: "You need to rely on the album number to sign, and you guys are so weak! I don't have the number she asked for. Let me see if she will sign it for me! Let's go in line!"

With a big wave of Gu Xiaotian's hand, he led the two daughters towards the signing place.

"..." Shen Yuelan was speechless, this guy really can do anything.

While they were talking, there were already hundreds of people in line in front of them, but the signing speed was very fast. These stars had already practiced the ability to close their eyes and wave their names with a big hand.

If the fans don't get too entangled, such as crying with excitement, one can be resolved in about three to five seconds.

Gu Xiaotian, who was in line, began to feel emotional again: "I now find that if you become a star, it would be better if you have a simpler name, such as what to call it, and you can finish it with a single horizontal line. Signing one in a second will not delay things." .”

"..." Neither He Lanxue nor Shen Yuelan knew how to answer his words.

Gu Xiaotian flipped through the album casually, and frowned slightly when he saw the name of the album: ""At first glance, long time", the name is too literary, so literary and artistic that people can't understand it!"

"The name of the album! Anyway, it's not like that, maybe they think it's taller." He Lanxue laughed.

"Xuexue, don't mention it, this name is really tall at first glance." Gu Xiaotian nodded.

Hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, Shen Yuelan snorted: "Isn't it the meaning of "meeting for the first time and getting along for a long time", what's so high?"

When Gu Xiaotian heard this, the little facial paralysis actually dared to take the initiative to talk back, that's okay, he turned to He Lanxue and said, "Xuexue, you heard, this is the little facial paralysis looking for trouble on its own, don't blame me for being rude to her. "

"Oh my God! Can you two stop torturing me...Sister Yuelan, stop talking, Xiaotian, you are not allowed to argue, please calm down." He Lanxue pretended to be angry with a straight face. typical.

The two heard that the quarrel that hadn't started ended in staring at each other.

The line was quite long. After all, there were hundreds of people ahead, but the line was advancing very fast. In less than 10 minutes, Gu Xiaotian saw that there were only two people left in front of him.

Only then did Gu Xiaotian look at Mu Lan in front of him. She was sitting in front of a white rectangular table to sign. She was wearing exquisite makeup, smooth long hair with a shawl, and a long white dress...

Although the part below Mu Lan's waist was blocked by the table, Gu Xiaotian thought she should be wearing a skirt.

He looks pretty good, and his figure is okay... This is Gu Xiaotian's first evaluation when he saw Mu Lan. He has been with Shen Yuelan and He Lanxue for a long time, and he doesn't feel much when he sees other ordinary beauties.

As soon as Gu Xiaotian finished these thoughts in his mind, it was his turn to sign.

Going forward, Gu Xiaotian left the album No. 331 on the table.

When Mu Lan looked at the album, she realized that the serial number was wrong.

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(End of this chapter)