When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 1 The Gemini in the Mental Hospital
Qinshan Second People's Hospital, Ward 1202, Department of Mental Illness.

"Old Wang, didn't you say that I can leave the hospital today? Why don't you let me go! How can you break your promise to a mentally ill patient?" Gu Xiaotian stared at the attending doctor in front of him, angrily.

Doctor Wang's calm face suddenly twitched, pointed at Gu Xiaotian and said, "You still dare to ask me to go to the hospital, go and see what you have done to Xiao Zhou in the opposite ward!"

"What's wrong with Xiao Zhou, don't you want to thank me for my selfless help?" Gu Xiaotian narrowed his eyes and smiled smugly.

Seeing this, Dr. Wang couldn't help but sighed with hatred: "Look at your current attitude, you don't have any intention of admitting your mistakes and repenting. Why on earth did you give Xiao Zhou so many contraceptives?"

Gu Xiaotian leaned on the chair, turned a blind eye to Dr. Wang's expression, and leisurely rubbed the dust between his toes with his fingers: "Xiao Zhou said that he lives too frequently recently, and he is worried about pregnancy. I bought some contraceptive pills for Xiao Zhou, Lao Wang, feel your conscience and say, am I not being selfless?"

"Xiao Zhou is mentally ill. Can you believe that those things are all fantasies?" Dr. Wang couldn't help being angry.

Gu Xiaotian lowered his head and blew on his feet, then raised his head and asked: "What's wrong with mental illness? It's not what you said. You should treat them equally and give them more care. I'm obviously answering your call!"

"But Xiao Zhou is a boy!" Dr. Wang was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, patted the table and said, "Go and see how Xiao Zhou eats, hormones have stimulated his chest to grow."

"Oh... I see!" Gu Xiaotian put down his feet, with an expression that I understood: "It must be that Xiao Zhou's breasts are bigger than your wife's, and you are mentally unbalanced, aren't you? But don't worry, Lao Wang, I also just found out that the contraceptive pill has this effect, and I will give some to my sister-in-law later to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease."

"I'm in my 30s this year and I don't even have a child yet, and you still have to give my wife birth control pills!" Dr. Wang trembled in anger. Killed.

Gu Xiaotian touched a pencil from the table, and drew patterns on the paper that normal humans could not understand: "Then I think you may need some nourishing and aphrodisiac medicine, Old Wang."

"..." Seeing Gu Xiaotian's leisurely look, Dr. Wang felt like a thousand horses galloping past, wishing to go up and push this guy to the ground to vent his anger.Since this guy came, he has been so exhausted every day. He is only in his 30s, and his white hair can't be counted.

"By the way, Gu Xiaotian." Doctor Wang suddenly thought of a very serious question: "Where did you get so many contraceptives?"

"Oh, once you left your white coat here. I tried it on and it fit me well. Thinking of the predicament Xiao Zhou was facing, I couldn't bear it, so I went to the nurse and asked for some contraceptives." Gu Xiaotian had already thrown away the pencil, and slowly tore up the paper piece by piece.

"The nurse gave you the medicine now?" Dr. Wang was a little confused.

"Of course it's not that simple. The nurse said why I've never seen me before, but luckily I'm smart, otherwise I really can't get the contraceptive pill." Speaking of this, Gu Xiaotian laughed, with a sly gleam in his eyes .

"What did you say?" Dr. Wang was curious.

Gu Xiaotian threw away the scraps of paper, took out a pomade from his pocket, and rubbed his hair in the mirror: "I said that I am Dr. Wang's new apprentice. Dr. Wang has raised a lot of little lovers outside recently. I'm pregnant, so I asked me to ask for some contraceptive pills. The nurse didn't ask any more questions, and brought me a lot of pills in a panic. The affairs must be strictly guarded with the top secrets of the state, and she will certainly not talk nonsense."

"Fuck! Don't talk nonsense, several nurses already know!" After listening to Gu Xiaotian's words, Dr. Wang was already panting like a cow, and his eyes sparkled: "I said that the nurses recently looked at me so strangely, why don't you tell me?" I thought I had become more attractive recently, so it was all caused by you! Have you ever thought about what to do if my wife hears about this nonsense! "

Gu Xiaotian raised his head to look at Dr. Wang, and thought about it seriously: "Sister-in-law may use her own way to treat her... But that's fine, maybe you, Old Wang, will have a child from now on. "

"Gu Xiaotian!" Dr. Wang stood up from the chair suddenly, with an expression of wanting to eat people. Every time he talked with this guy, his heart would go through hell. Sometimes he even suspected that this guy was Not pretending to be a mental patient, but after several professional examinations by attending doctors, this guy does have some mental problems, but it is not serious, and he has shown signs of remission recently, so he was about to be discharged from the hospital. This happened to Xiao Zhou.

"Old Wang, why is your mood more irritable than my mental illness? For my personal safety, I think it is necessary to take you to a psychiatrist for examination." Seeing Dr. Wang's furious look, Gu Xiaotian put down the pomade and stood up. Said a little nervously.

"Sit down for me!" Dr. Wang took a deep breath to calm himself down, and then said angrily, "Aside from Xiao Zhou's matter, why did you ask Zhu Jue next door to dig out his kidney for roasting?" Have you eaten the kidney?"

"You wronged me again, Lao Wang." Gu Xiaotian said with an aggrieved face: "The other day Zhujue told me that he felt that he felt that there was something wrong with his function recently, so I told him what to eat to make up for it. I dug out my own kidney and roasted it, saying that I ate the right kidney to make up for the left kidney, do you think I can be blamed for this?"

"You...you..." Dr. Wang trembled angrily, and pointed at Gu Xiaotian for a long time, but you couldn't figure out why.

"Old Wang, don't be so excited. Come here and let me apply some pomade for you to relax. You see that you are worried about the child, and your gray hair is coming out." behind the doctor.

Doctor Wang carefully confirmed that Gu Xiaotian was holding real wax before he dared to mess with him. He closed his eyes and leaned back on the chair. Now he was powerless to argue with Gu Xiaotian.

"Old Wang, when will I be discharged from the hospital?" Gu Xiaotian asked anxiously while carefully kneading Dr. Wang's hairstyle.

"Originally, I planned to let you be discharged from the hospital today, but you suddenly messed up these things again, and the higher-ups immediately refused to agree, and asked you to stay in the hospital for another six months for observation."

"Six more months?" When Gu Xiaotian heard this, his face immediately withered: "Old Wang, this is not allowed! You have to hurry up and accommodate me. I have been imprisoned for four months, and I will be imprisoned again." In six months, I must have become psychotic."

Dr. Wang was speechless for a while: "Aren't you fucking mentally ill now..."

Gu Xiaotian was not happy when he heard it, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Compared to them, I am already a normal person, okay! Will I roast my own kidney to eat? Just kidding, if you want to roast, you can roast it. Zhujue, by the way, you Not to mention, Zhu Jue's kidneys are really delicious."

"Fuck! You also ate Zhu Jue's kidney?" Dr. Wang felt his heart twitch uncontrollably.

"That's right! I gave Zhu Jue the scalpel for digging out his kidneys! In order to repay my kindness, he gave me half of the kidneys." After explaining, Gu Xiaotian still felt unhappy, and shouted angrily: "But Lao Wang, what tone are you talking about!? Don't I need to mend my waist? I wish Jue one, three, five, relax my body, and I, two, four, six, exercise my arm strength. On Sunday, the two of us will exchange ideas and experiences from this week. Opinion, then I help him relax his body, and he exercises his arm strength for me, do you think I can keep up with his rhythm if I don't strengthen my waist?"

"Fuck! Are you two going to heaven? Why don't you go to the moon!" Dr. Wang jumped up from his chair, ignoring Gu Xiaotian who was waxing his pomade, and scolded impatiently.

"If you don't go to the moon or don't go to the moon, there is only one Chang'e on the moon. How can we share it when we both go up?" Gu Xiaotian explained, looking at the livid-faced Doctor Wang, and cautiously asked: "How about... bring us?"

"Gu Xiaotian!!!" Dr. Wang couldn't bear it any longer. He wanted to stab the guy in front of him to death with a knife. With a roar, he began to rummage through the drawers like a headless fly. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find anything, so he could only sit Panting on the chair: "Don't you kid like to steal scalpels every day? Why don't you have anything today?"

Gu Xiaotian smiled mysteriously, and took out a scalpel from his arms: "It's in my arms!"

"Damn..." Dr. Wang tilted his head and fell weakly on the chair. Looking at Gu Xiaotian who was dancing in front of him, Dr. Wang muttered weakly: "You and Zhu Jue, one is for men to take contraceptive pills, and the other is for women. He is taking aphrodisiac medicine, he is really the twin star of our hospital..."

"Hey, it's all to help patients, it should be..." Gu Xiaotian put the scalpel on the table, and walked around behind Dr. Wang with a smile: "Old Wang, your hairstyle is not done yet, let's continue."

"Wait!" Dr. Wang suddenly felt sticky on his scalp, he waved his hand to make Gu Xiaotian stop, and asked, "Is your pomade expired?"

"It's not expired!" Gu Xiaotian hurriedly showed Dr. Wang the production date of the pomade: "Look, it won't expire until next year."

"Then why do I feel that this time is different from last time?" Dr. Wang was a little puzzled.

"Because it's my saliva that wiped you this time!" Gu Xiaotian said dumbly: "Actually, I originally wanted to use pomade for you, but Lao Wang, you looked in the mirror and looked at your current hair. The hair on the lower body is thick, so am I still qualified to use the pomade I snatched from the dog's mouth at the risk of my life?"

"I'm the fuck..." Dr. Wang gritted his teeth and stretched out his trembling hand, picked up the scalpel that Gu Xiaotian put on the table, wishing he could turn around and give this kid a knife.

"Old Wang, what are you going to do, but don't let it go too far! Put down the knife quickly. If you are bald, you can get hair transplants. If you are infertile, you can find someone to give birth to your sister-in-law. For example, I am happy to help, guarantee There is no charge if you are not pregnant, and the price is the same for boys and girls, but although our relationship is here... But if it is twins, there must be an extra fee, and if it is quadruplets, the price will be even higher, eh... Lao Wang , You haven’t stabbed yourself yet, why are you just lying here without moving? I said, even if you pretend to be dead, can you be more careful... Be more careful! With your acting skills, don’t let the director’s unspoken rules designate you to be Are you the one who kicked out of the crew?!"

Seeing Lao Wang who passed out straight up on the chair, Gu Xiaotian expressed his helplessness. He probed with his fingers and found that he was still breathing, so he was not so worried. He ran out and pulled a nurse into the ward, pointed at Dr. Wang and said, "Old Wang is pretending to be dead, you hurry to wake him up."

Nurse:"……"

Finally, the nurse called a few people and sent Lao Wang to the ward.

Only then did Gu Xiaotian happily run back to the bed, and took out Dr. Wang's mobile phone: "Old Wang has a lot of stock in his mobile phone, this time he can enjoy it slowly..."

But when Gu Xiaotian just turned on the phone, he saw a line on the screen: "Is the psychiatric system implanted?"

"What the hell, is this the system that Lao Wangxin downloaded?" Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, and finally said yes decisively.If you don't install it, how can you be worthy of your mental illness status!
"Drip! The host has been selected, and the system is being implanted into the host's body, please wait..."

"No, isn't this a mobile phone system? Why is it implanted into the host's body? Also, what is the host..."

"Drip! After the system is installed, you can first satisfy the host's wish." When Gu Xiaotian was puzzled, another voice came from his mind.

Gu Xiaotian's thinking is also considered weird. Ordinary people would probably be frightened when encountering this situation, but he immediately laughed and said, "That's great! Then I'm going to be discharged from the hospital, so hurry up and send me out of here!"

"Okay, I'm selecting a new life form for the host... Dick, the selection has been completed, please prepare the host."

As soon as the voice in his head fell, Gu Xiaotian suddenly felt a strange feeling coming from his body, his brain was a little swollen, and a huge suction came from his body, as if he was going to be sucked into the phone in front of him...

Only then did Gu Xiaotian realize that it seemed to be very dangerous, and he was taken aback immediately: "What's the situation with you? I don't want to leave here, cancel, unsubscribe! I don't want to! Damn it... I agreed not to! Why are you still here? Don’t stop, I’m going to give you bad reviews, ask your leaders to come over, I’m going to complain about you...you..."

"Welcome the host to come to the new time and space to take over the new life and start your journey of new life..."

After these words floated in Gu Xiaotian's mind, he felt his body lost consciousness and fell asleep drowsily.

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