Laozi of the Three Kingdoms is the Emperor

Chapter 170 Why is it always me who gets hurt?
After a long time, that damned drunkard staggered away.

Do not go.

Wang Lang couldn't control himself and killed this guy!

Niang Xipi.

I can't even walk now!
Soon.

Those guys who were staggering to and fro, cursed and left slowly.

until this time.

Wang Lang breathed a sigh of relief.

but.

He suddenly realized that he seemed to be stopped by something.

It's like being stuck in a quagmire!
MMP!

How long has it been since this war horse was pulled?
The sad Wang Lang struggled to get out of the stable slowly.

He's stuck like this.

I'm afraid that even if someone finds out, the other party will come to arrest him soon!

I looked around.

After making sure no one was there.

It was with great difficulty that he headed towards the pre-appointed location.

Outside the camp.

Somewhere in the open space.

Yu Wencheng brought many people to lie down here.

The shadow guards who lurk in are back.

But only Wang Lang is missing!
"This trash!" Yu Wencheng cursed secretly.

Every time this happens.

What kind of moth will appear in Wang Lang.

It doesn't matter what happened to him, the important thing is that this operation must not fail.

If it was because of Wang Lang that the operation failed.

Yu Wencheng swore that he would crush this guy to death with his own hands!
"Wang Lang won't come in another quarter of an hour, you go find him!" Yu Wencheng's deep voice came.

The shadow guards all around nodded silently.

At this moment.

The soldier crouching in front suddenly turned around and let out a low growl:
"There is a situation!"

immediately.

Everyone lowered their heads almost at the same time, hiding their figures.

Only Yu Wencheng stepped forward quickly, looking ahead vigilantly.

I see.

A vague black figure was sneaking towards them.

"Don't move, it's Wang Lang!" Yu Wencheng stopped the soldiers who wanted to stand up.

"How do you know?"

The soldier who first discovered the anomaly looked at Yu Wencheng in confusion and asked.

"This pose is too cheap!"

Soldier:.
but.

When Wang Lang really stood in front of everyone.

Even Yuwen Chengdu is not sure if this guy is Wang Lang.

The person in front of him.

There was a stench all over his body.

It still has a very obvious smell of shi and some kind of liquid.

"Wang Lang, have you pulled your pants down?" Yu Wencheng frowned.

Ask him to help with the task.

It's a good thing, I just got all these stuffs and came back.

Wang Lang:? ? ? ?

God fucked up his pants.

I was ruined by those damned Yuan Jun or Ma!
Can't see it?
"General Yuwen, let's start quickly, otherwise we will all be overwhelmed!"

A trembling voice came from behind Yu Wencheng.

Turn around.

Numerous soldiers pinched their noses and looked at Yu Wencheng with flushed faces, their eyes full of begging.

"Is it smelly? Why can't I smell it!"

Wang Lang couldn't understand the expressions of these guys very much, he lowered his head in doubt and sniffed fiercely on himself.

"It doesn't stink"

vomit.
vomit.
Most of the soldiers quickly lay down on the ground and began to vomit crazily.

"Your appearance is very suitable for the next task!"

Looking at Wang Lang's appearance.

Yu Wencheng suddenly laughed, looking very happy.

Wang Lang:? ? ? ?

Everyone around: ? ? ? ? ?
Why do you feel a little weird?

"Wang Lang, now it's your turn to ignite all of this!"

As Yuwen Chengdu said, he took out a lighter and ignited it with a "snap" and said quietly.

His face flickered in and out of the flames, making Wang Lang feel a chill in his heart for no reason.

Nima!

Why am I always the one who's hurt?
In front of Yuwen Chengdu, Wang Lang had no choice.

finally.

In the eyes of everyone admiring.

Wang Lang took the lighter and resolutely walked towards the back camp.

Since His Majesty the Emperor even took out the only lighter.

That means this matter is no small matter!

The time has come to do whatever it takes.

Then it is worthwhile to dedicate oneself to His Majesty the Emperor.

this time.

He just wants to have a quick cigarette and improve his Bigger
In the tent of the Chinese army.

Both Yuan Tan and Gao Gan were drunk.

"Cousin, can we take down Luo Luoyang this time?" Gao Gan said intermittently while lying on the table, looking at Yuan Tan with a smile.

Yuan Tan, who was also lying on the table, frowned, and his expression suddenly fell.

"What does it mean to be able to win it? That means it must be won!"

"When we take Luoyang City, I will be the emperor!"

"That shit, Liu Xie, will just find a place to hide and cry!"

"Cousin, when we arrive in Luoyang, all the beauties and treasures in the palace will be ours!"

"Hahahaha. Hiccup!"

talking.

The two laughed out loud almost at the same time.

"Emperor! Emperor!" Gao Gan followed Yuan Tan's example, laughing and shouting.

"That's right, have confidence!!"

Yuan Tan stood up staggeringly, raised his head with a can of wine and took another big gulp.

"I want to be the emperor!"

"boom"

"Crackling."

"bang bang bang"

Just when Yuan Tan held up the wine jar and yelled to be the emperor.

Suddenly there was a violent "cracking" sound in the barracks.

It sounds loud and broken!
"Is this the one who killed Qiandao drunk too much and ran amok in the barracks?"

Yuan Tan threw the wine jar in his hand and was about to rush out of the tent!

"Cousin. Cousin is back!" Gao Gan rushed forward, trying to grab Yuan Tan.

But he couldn't stand firmly all of a sudden, and directly threw Yuan Tan to the ground.

"Cousin..Didn't you say it? Let them go crazy tonight!"

"Only by letting them have fun, will they do their best in the next siege?"

Yuan Tan was taken aback.

"Did I say that?"

"Didn't you tell me?"

"Well, just take it as I said, then leave these guys alone and let them go crazy!"

The two of them just fell to the ground, too lazy to get up.

"Lord."

"Lord."

at this time.

The lieutenant rushed in quickly from outside the tent, roaring in panic.

"host"

The lieutenant general who had just rushed in managed to step on Yuan Tan and the other two.

"My lord. You. How did you drink like this?" The deputy general had a bitter face.

It's a mess outside.

That's good.

The two fell to the ground, embraced and fell asleep?
This sudden operation made the lieutenant's scalp tingle.

"My lord, don't go to sleep, I will tell you later"

"My lord, can you stop snoring? Can you fall asleep when it's so loud outside?"

"My lord, wake up first, it's cold on the ground! Why don't you get up and listen to me first?"

Deputy General: I @#￥%
(End of this chapter)