Above the Pirate King

Chapter 703 The Crashed Cleanliness Patient

Chapter 703 The Crashed Cleanliness Patient

"How did it become like this?" Listening to Arthur's words, the man in front of him, who couldn't tell the difference between male and female, shouted brokenly, "Don't you know how I became like this? Isn't it all because of you? "

"Seventeen days! In these seventeen days, I haven't bathed a single day, I haven't even washed my face and brushed my teeth! Do you know? Not only is my whole body oily, but my cat stinks, too. Ahh!!!”

As he said that, the man who couldn't tell the difference between men and women became more and more excited.

In the end, he simply rushed towards Arthur, the expression on his face seemed to tear Arthur to pieces!
"Ding Ling Dang!"

Simply, after only two steps, he was restrained by a long chain under his feet, unable to advance an inch.

"what--"

In the end, he had no choice but to stand less than half a meter in front of Arthur, yelling in dismay.

And Arthur looked at him like this, and listened to what he just said, and an idea came to his mind.

The person in front of me must be a clean freak, right?
For normal people, if they are locked up for more than ten days, the first thing they think about is how to get out, or how to survive. Who cares about hygiene first?
But the person in front of him seemed so broken and manic because of hygiene problems, if it wasn't for cleanliness, who would believe it?
However, the opponent's cleanliness shouldn't be very serious, otherwise he would have collapsed long ago!

For those with serious cleanliness, being locked up in this kind of place would be worse than committing suicide!
Thinking of this, a black-bellied idea appeared in Arthur's heart!

Immediately, he called the soldiers on the side to give some instructions in a low voice!
Immediately, the soldier left the prison with a strange expression on his face!
After that, Arthur turned his head to look at the man in front of him who couldn't tell the difference between male and female, and asked with a smile, "This first er... little... er... Forget it, this brother who doesn't know if Mr. or Ms. is your name?" What's your name?"

"What's my name is none of your business." The man who couldn't tell the difference between male and female listened to Arthur's words, and just wanted to turn back, but saw Arthur pointing at the cell behind him meaningfully.

He got excited and changed his words in an instant, "Earth. Pablo. Diego. Jose. Sandiago. Francisco. De. Paula. Juan. Nipomoceno@#¥%!...& *&. Noam!"

"Nom, I'll call you Nom!"

In the end, after Noam finished speaking a name with a length of about [-] characters, Arthur resolutely gave up his plan to remember his name, and directly intercepted the last word as Noam's name.

Nima!

This name is comparable to the number of words written by the students, and it seems a bit messy. If you really want to memorize it word for word, Arthur probably won't be able to sleep these days!
Thinking about it, Arthur asked again solemnly, "Are you a man or a woman?"

This question is what Arthur has been wanting to ask after meeting Norm.

"Man, man!!!" Noam replied angrily, as if he had given up on treatment.

"A man?" Arthur asked after looking suspiciously at Noam, "Really?"

"Really, it's true!!!" Norm looked at Arthur's suspicious eyes and replied angrily, "Shall I take off my pants and show you!"

"Okay!" Arthur replied subconsciously, and immediately reacted, saying, "Uh, no need! If you say a man is a man, anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman!"

"What does it mean that men and women are the same, I am a man, a man!" Norm responded excitedly after listening to Arthur's words.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Seeing him like this, Arthur said yes three times, and after comforting him, he asked, "Why did you block my way that day?"

Hearing these words, Norm suppressed the turmoil in his heart, looked at Arthur, and said arrogantly, "Want to know? Then arrange a room for me first, give me a change of clothes, and let me wash it." Take a bath, or else I will die!"

"Ha ha!"

Arthur chuckled twice, and said, "You are a prisoner, how many demands do you have?"

"Don't tell me if you don't give it to me!" Noam said firmly.

"Really?" Arthur asked with interest.

"Of course!" Norm nodded firmly.

"Da da da!"

At this moment, the soldier who had just left returned to the cell with a wooden barrel and walked towards Arthur!
And Arthur heard his footsteps, turned his head and glanced subconsciously, then immediately turned his head to stare at Norm, and said with a little deep meaning, "I'll give you another chance, if you don't say it, the consequences will be very serious !"

Listening to Arthur's words, Norm's heart skipped a beat, feeling bad!
But feeling the greasy smell on his body and the constant sour smell, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "If you don't give me a bath, I won't tell you if you kill me!"

As a clean freak, if he is allowed to continue to be here in this mess, it is better to let him die!
"Snapped!"

Hearing this, Arthur took two steps back, smiled slightly, and snapped his fingers!
Immediately, the guard soldier who came to him with the bucket opened the sealed wooden bucket with great interest, and then quickly poured it into the room where Noam was!
In an instant, a bucket of the yellow unknown liquid and the "essence" of unknown food was poured into Noam's room along with a stench!
Norm's reaction is pretty fast!
Before the things were about to come to him, he turned over and jumped back to his own bed, avoiding these things!

However, after he returned to the bed and saw clearly what was coming, he collapsed!
"what--"

Noam yelled in a broken voice, "Shit, bastard, what the hell are you doing!!!"

"Are you talking now or not?" Arthur didn't answer him, but asked with interest.

"I said, I said, if you have anything to ask, just get me out of here, just let me take a shower, and then kill or cut whatever you want!" Norm scratched his head with both hands and said brokenly.

Sure enough, for cleanliness patients, being dirty is more terrifying than killing them!
After muttering something in his heart, Arthur asked with a smile, "It's still the same question, why did you block my way that day?"

"It was an accident, an accident! That day I was experimenting with a new toy that I bought from a scientist that can make people fly into the sky, called flying rocket shoes!" Norm paused, and explained with some excitement, "But I didn't expect that bastard to trick me!"

"After I played for a long time, the flying rocket shoes suddenly broke down. First, it took me flying wildly for a long time, and finally sent me straight to the sky, and finally hit you!"

"Then what are those flying rocket shoes? I remember when I caught you, there were no other shoes except the ones you're wearing now!" Arthur asked puzzled.

"I took it off when I was at the bottom of the sea! The shoes were completely useless when I collided with you, and I thought they were too heavy when I was at the bottom of the sea. If I kept wearing them, it would be difficult for me to swim up, so I Just take it off!" Norm explained.

"Oh!"

Arthur was stunned, and then he asked again, "Then which kingdom are you from?"

Listening to this question, a trace of unnaturalness appeared on Noam's face!

But after being silent for a while, he still replied honestly, "Elf kingdom!"

Kingdom of elves! ?
Arthur's eyes lit up when he heard the name!
The kingdom of elves sounds like a fantasy, but in fact, like the kingdom of giants, it is one of countless countries in the world, and like the kingdom of giants, it is the gathering place of the elves among the thousands of races in the world!
Moreover, this kingdom has treasures that everyone in this world, including Arthur, yearns for!
Elf fruit!
(End of this chapter)

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