Don't mess with me, I have a universal system

Chapter 31 You, You Are Cruel
The breeze is gentle, and the blue sky is like washing.

Lin Zhengxiong wants to cry but has no tears.

Lin Fan, what the hell are you talking about?

What does that donkey's screaming have to do with him?

"Lin Fan, don't slander me!" Lin Zhengxiong felt hurt when he saw everyone's eyes.

He's a normal guy.

Not a huge pervert.

What kind of eyes do you have.

It was like I was the one who made my donkey howl.

Lin Fan said solemnly: "How could I slander you, what I said was true, it was a dark and windy night..."

"That day, I finished my homework, went to the field to dig a loach, and then I was going home."

"When I passed by your door... suddenly..."

"There was a terrible scream from inside."

"I was terrified."

"Subconsciously looking at your yard..."

"Guess what I saw?"

Lin Fan asked everyone.

Everyone couldn't help being curious for a while.

What did Lin Fan see at Lin Zhengxiong's house that night?
An uncle couldn't help asking, "What did you see?"

"I saw it..." Lin Fan showed a terrified expression: "I saw it..."

Many people secretly swallowed their saliva.

Lin Fan, what did you see?
Why does it feel so scary?
"I saw..." Lin Fan lowered his voice.

Everyone involuntarily moved closer.

Even Zhang Yue is no exception.

Then, Lin Fan said, "Guess what I saw?"

Everyone is confused...

"Pfft!"

Zhang Yue even laughed out loud.

This guy has spent most of the day here pretending.

Just when everyone thought he would give the answer, he actually said, guess what I saw?
Everyone who came to their senses rolled their eyes in unison.

Lin Fan, it's too exciting.

"Did you see Uncle Zhengxiong?" Zhang Yue asked mysteriously, suppressing a smile.

Lin Fan looked at Zhang Yue in astonishment: "You, how do you know?"

"Guess!" Zhang Yue had a casual look on his face, and blinked his eyes a little playfully.

Lin Fan slapped his thigh: "Congratulations, you guessed it right, but no prize!"

"Then guess again, Uncle Zhengxiong, what are you doing in the yard?" Lin Fan asked again.

Everyone is interested again.

after all.

The donkey screamed in the middle of the night.

It's so dreamy.

Could it be...

Lin Zhengxiong, did you really do that kind of thing?

Zhang Yue shook her head and said, "How would I know."

"Come on, let me tell you, but you must not tell Uncle Zhengxiong, otherwise, he will feel inferior." Lin Fan's face was serious.

Lin Zhengxiong on the side rolled his eyes wildly.

I'm right here, do I need others to tell me?
Am I transparent?
(A certain author: You are just a passerby, can you be opaque? Given you so many roles, it’s exciting, right?)
"I'm telling you...he's..." Lin Fan said mysteriously.

Everyone was in a hurry.

You should hurry up and say it!
"He actually..."

What are you talking about?

"He actually..." Lin Fan said, his speech speed increased: "He is actually urinating, my God, he is actually urinating everywhere."

The originally enthusiastic crowd.

Hearing Lin Fan's words.

Suddenly Qiqi was speechless.

Defecate anywhere.

You are so mysterious and nervous...

In this atmosphere.

Is it really okay to say that people defecate anywhere?
Zhang Yue couldn't help laughing.

Lin Fan, oh Lin Fan, are you a tease sent by the monkey?
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhengxiong breathed a sigh of relief.

Nima.

I was scared to death.

I thought you found out what bad things I did.

It's okay, okay, just defecate everywhere.

"That has nothing to do with the screaming of the donkey!"

"That's right, Xiaofan, you're not kidding us, are you?"

"Yes, yes, Xiaofan."

A group of people shouted.

They want to know why the donkey in Lin Zhengxiong's house always barks.

"I didn't lie to you. The reason why the donkey screamed was entirely because of Uncle Zhengxiong." Lin Fan said with a look of grief and indignation, "Yes, it was because of him. I didn't expect Uncle Zhengxiong to dress like a dog. What you do is not human affairs!"

"What?" Everyone became interested again: "Xiaofan, tell me quickly, what's going on?"

"Yes, yes, I'm dying of anxiety."

Lin Fan raised his head with a nostalgic expression.

"It was a dark and windy month..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

It was interrupted.

"Stop, stop, let's leave it at that about you catching loaches, why don't you tell me why Zhengxiong's donkey always screams!" said an uncle.

He couldn't take it anymore.

Itchy heart.

donkey……

Masao...

Ok.

people.

with beasts.

You can make an ethical blockbuster, tsk tsk.

Lin Fan was not angry because of the uncle's interruption, and continued: "That night, I passed by his door... Suddenly..."

Having said this, he stopped again.

The crowd held their breaths.

Want to know the next answer.

"Suddenly, a gust of wind blows..."

"Cut!" Everyone cut.

"I felt a little cold in my body. At this time, I realized that I went out without clothes."

"Cut!" Everyone cut again.

"At this moment, suddenly..."

"Ok?"

"In the courtyard of Uncle Zhengxiong's house, there was a scream."

The people were in high spirits.

Here we go, the topic, finally here.

"I secretly, secretly, lightly, lightly, looked into the courtyard of Uncle Zhengxiong's house..."

"God, guess what I saw?"

This time, everyone ignored Lin Fan.

Guess, guess you big head ghost!
You like to talk or not.

"I saw……"

"Huh?" A group of people approached Lin Fan.

"I saw……"

"What did you see?"

"I saw it, Uncle Zhengxiong, unexpectedly, unexpectedly..."

"What is it?" Someone couldn't help it: "What is it? Tell me quickly!"

"He actually, actually, didn't wear pants, was naked, and peed inside the courtyard dam, it's simply indecent and degrading!" Lin Fan said righteously.

A group of people wished they could beat Lin Fan up.

You've been talking for so long.

It still has nothing to do with the screaming of the donkey!

have to say.

At this moment.

The fire of their gossip has already been blazing.

Even Zhang Yue was aroused by Lin Fan's words.

"We just want to know why the donkey always screams in the middle of the night." A little girl said very dissatisfied: "Lin Fan, tell me quickly!"

Lin Fan spread his hands, then glanced at Lin Zhengxiong, and said sadly, "Uncle Zhengxiong, how could you treat your donkey like that?"

"Simply, inhumane!"

"Hey, I was worried when I saw it."

"You said you, are you still a human?"

"It's just a donkey. You are so cruel to it, causing it to howl in the middle of the night. I feel uncomfortable hearing that sound..."

Everyone's eyes lit up.

That's it, it's finally here!

They have been waiting for this moment for too long.

I still remember that one...

Forget it, let’s save it on a dark and stormy night!
(End of this chapter)