Super Taobao Store

Chapter 45 Mischief

Fang Ze tidied up his clothes, then called the bank and made an appointment to withdraw 50 yuan. Just as he finished his work, the system beeped.

"A customer requires cash on delivery, do you want to enable the cash on delivery service?"

"Note: Only goods worth more than 500 million yuan can start the cash-on-delivery service. If you use the cash-on-delivery service, you need to pay an extra 100 million express fee."

"Remarks: Because the ghost courier hired by the ghost host is not very intelligent, the cash on delivery service at this stage requires the shop owner and the ghost courier to deliver the goods together."

Cash on delivery, Fang Ze swiped open his mobile phone, looked at the super Taobao store seller system, and found out the chat records of the system pretending to be the waiter and the customer, and the expression on his face suddenly became exciting.

'System, don't you know that customers are gods? How can you do business well if you treat your gods like this? '

But the system seemed to be really a manual program, and Fang Ze didn't respond at all to what he said.

Well, Fang Ze guessed that the person opposite should be someone who knew Professor Disraeli, so he typed and replied.

"Cash on delivery is available. This function has already been activated. Just refresh the webpage."

Zhou Hua over there saw Fang Ze's reply, went to the shopping interface, refreshed the service, and found that there was an option of cash on delivery, but a line of small words was added under the option. (Cash on delivery needs to pay an extra courier fee of 100 million.)
I'm not asking you to send things to the Mariana Trench, why are there so many extra express fees!
Zhou Hua couldn't make the decision, he turned his head to look at Curator Frick, and said, "The other party requested that if the cash on delivery is paid, an extra 100 million express fee will be paid."

"A million Australian dollars overpayment?" Curator Frick asked, frowning.

"No." Zhou Hua explained, "It's 100 million soft sister coins, which is about 20 in Australian dollars."

"Well, compared to the 120 million AUD thylacine, the courier fee of 20 is really nothing, promise them."

"Where is the delivery address?"

"Let's just write about the museum." Director Frick said indifferently.

Zhou Hua logged into his Taobao account, placed an order, filled in the address and the contact number of the museum, and then filled in the recipient as Curator Frick, and clicked to confirm the purchase.

Two seconds later, before he exited Taobao, Taobao Wangwang sent him a message. "Your order has been received. We will deliver the goods to your delivery address in 5 minutes. Please prepare cash or bank card for payment."

5 minutes, are you kidding?Do you think Australia is a convenience store at your doorstep, it takes 5 minutes to walk.

Zhou Hua's original impression of this store in his heart changed from a shop of liars to a shop dedicated to spoofing others.

"Hua Zhou, what's the matter? Is it done? Can you confirm when they will send our thylacine over?" Director Flick asked.

Zhou Hua hesitated for a moment, but decided to tell the truth, "They said they would deliver the goods here in 5 minutes."

"Five minutes?" Captain Frick repeated in a skeptical tone, and then said to Dr. Disraeli, "Well, it seems that our thylacine is out of business. It’s a joke, they said they’d send the thylacine in 5 minutes, and in about 5 minutes they’d be admitting they’re a prank gang.”

Disraeli also heard the conversation between Zhou Hua and Captain Frick, he buried his face deeply in his palms, and said wearily, "I know Frick, I shouldn't have kept the pair of bags. Wolves have no hope of extinction."

"Old friend, don't be like this. We can have a cup of tea and chat for a while. Maybe when science and technology develop in the future, the thylacine will return to Australia through replication technology."

"I hope." Disraeli said to ignore me, I want Jingjing, and don't ask who Jingjing is.

Zhou Hua saw the dull atmosphere, and he intended to please the two big names in the Australian scientific community, so he took the initiative to pour coffee for them, in order to ease the embarrassment, he said. "Taobao.com is the largest shopping platform in China, but there are also a lot of counterfeit and fake products on it. Maybe someone knows about this and deliberately took it as a joke."

Zhou Hua poured coffee for the two of them and said, "This matter must have nothing to do with my compatriots. Although Taobao belongs to Huaxia, as you know, Huaxia people have never had a sense of humor, so it is impossible for them to do this. Kind of a shitty thing."

Just as Zhou Hua finished speaking, suddenly the door of the curator's room was knocked again.

"Come in."

"Curator." A bloated receptionist in business attire walked in and said casually, "There is an Asian guy looking for you outside, saying that the express delivery you ordered has arrived."

ha? !

Hearing the reception aunt's words, the three people in the office were stunned.

Zhou Hua quickly checked the time on his mobile phone, but it happened that 5 minutes had passed.

"Shameless prank!" Captain Frick slammed his hand on the table angrily. He thought this was the next trick plan of the spoof gang. Maybe when they opened the box containing the thylacine, they could only see a thylacine Dolls don't necessarily agree either.

"Ah!" Professor Disraeli just sighed and didn't speak, it seemed that the whole person was completely desperate.

Zhou Hua stood there a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say.He also said just now that his compatriots have no sense of humor and would not make such bad pranks, but the aunt at the front desk said that the person waiting outside was an Asian.

"Doctor, curator, just to be on the safe side, I will accept the courier. If it is a prank, I will warn the prankster and drive him away."

"You go, Hua Zhou, I'm completely assured of you. Remember, you must warn the prank team severely, and tell them that if there is another time, we will call the police."

"Okay." Zhou Hua followed the aunt at the front desk to the gate of the museum, and sure enough, he saw an Asian man and a man with a hood standing there carrying a large two-meter-long box.

"Really." Zhou Hua shook his head, "I don't know how to make a prank. A two-meter-long box can put people down if you put anything in it. It's so easy to carry. It should be An empty box."

Zhou Hua walked over and shouted at the two of them in English. "Are you the couriers from Fang Ze's Taobao shop?"

Looking at the English-speaking Asian man in front of him, Fang Ze felt that he did not have the deliberate respect and politeness of Japan and South Korea. He guessed with a high probability that he was probably a compatriot, so he replied directly in Chinese.

"Yes, we are here to deliver the goods. There is one male thylacine, and we need to sign for payment."

(End of this chapter)