Super Taobao Store

Chapter 294 Calabash Baby vs. Transformers

The sale of Qigong Yanggong quickly set off a wave of martial arts in China. This is the first supernatural power study book specially issued by the state, and in order to avoid being deceived, most people will Bought from Fangze's Taobao store.

Although it is only a health-preserving exercise, it still arouses the heroic dream in many people's hearts. Some teenagers who think they are the protagonists are planning to use this health-preserving exercise to create their own cultivation exercises.

As for the price of health-preserving exercises, Fang Ze sells them very conscientiously. There are [-] instructional videos, which is basically a popular price. As long as you are not poor enough to make money from code words, you can basically get it together. of.

And those who have rural household registration, the state will also provide corresponding subsidies. After all, the state is more willing to do this kind of thing that enhances the physical fitness of the people.

Foreigners can still buy it if they want to. Although the system prompts that this is a kind of martial art specially created for the Chinese, Fang Ze still prefers to cheat foreigners for money.

Special version for foreigners, a copy of the original video is worth [-] US dollars, and because the movements in the video are formulated according to people with different physiques, even after you buy the video, you have no way to share it with others. Taobao store is not responsible for the magic.

Taking advantage of the upsurge of health-preserving exercises, Fang Ze also got the shop he wanted from the government. Basically, Fang Ze Taobao was opened overnight on the bustling streets of cities above the second-tier cities. The store's offline after-sales points, and then Fang Ze sent a large number of Cangyun disciples to these after-sales points.

These Cangyun disciples have two tasks, one is to help those who have suffered physical injuries because they did not strive to practice the postures in the health-preserving exercises video, and the other is to promote the mutton fat jade bottle.

The suet jade bottle, which can detect food toxicity, has begun to be distributed in the offline after-sales points of Fangze Taobao stores. Anyone can go to the store for free to test any food.

As a result, of course, many unscrupulous merchants in China were directly tragic. Many foods that they usually eat were all found to be unqualified by the suet jade bottle.

Not only domestic food products have been found to have problems, but some foreign snack brands with high-end brands have also been found to have problems.In the face of this iron-clad fact, no chain of interests can cover up.

After all, now is the time when supernatural forces are the hottest. The function of the Suet Jade Cleansing Bottle is unquestionable, and it is useless to argue about it. However, disciple Cangyun, who is serving the after-sales service point, wants to come and make trouble, and if he catches it, he will throw it at you go out.

The national food safety department, who had to work overtime, began to operate at full capacity, sealed up everywhere, and ordered the rectification of food processing plants. In particular, suet jade bottles even detected some food flowing out of Fukushima.

The food safety issue in China, which has been plaguing China for a long time, was solved by Fang Ze, who appeared in front of the public with supernatural power, and Fang Ze's Taobao store was rated as the most amazing Taobao store in the world for a while. , the number of followers of Taobao store alone has reached more than 5 million, making it the most influential Taobao store in the world.

In a sense, Fang Ze's goal of becoming the largest Taobao store set by the system before has been completed, but in fact, Fang Ze's Taobao store's current turnover is not close to becoming Crown Taobao store.

After dealing with this matter, Fang Ze, who returned to Shurima, received a task reminder from the system.

Mission target plane: Calabash baby plane.

Mission objective: Obtain the infinite energy crystals underground in the Himalayas

Task rewards: The goods source factory added the second calabash baby, and the goods source factory added the fifth calabash baby.

Task start time: five hours later.

System, I feel that you are going to make trouble.

Fang Ze looked at the task reminder and felt absurd.

You said that there is nothing wrong with your gourd baby plane, but why are there such ghosts as infinite energy crystals on the gourd baby plane.

Moreover, the gourd where the gourd baby is located is at least one hundred and eight thousand miles away from the Himalayas. Could it be that this is a task that does not require meeting the gourd baby.

No, Fang Ze obviously felt that things would not be so simple.

If the Himalayas had to be related to the gourd baby, then the plane I was going to later must not be the simple plane of the original book of the gourd baby.

You know, Calabash Baby also has many derivative books. Fang Ze turned on the computer and searched for relevant information.

I don’t know if I don’t check it. I’m surprised when I check it. There are so many books about gourd babies in our country. After Fang Ze checked it, he found something from the Internet about gourd babies vs. saints, gourd babies vs. zombies, gourd babies vs. Ultraman , Gourd Baby vs. Contra or something.

At first Fang Ze thought it was a spoof by netizens, but after checking it, he found out that there really are these f*cking books.

All were created by serial painters in our country in the last century, and were sold publicly.

This reminded Fang Ze of a divine book he had read before.The background of this book is the late Qing Dynasty, when the revolutionary party raised the banner of the republic, so the first half of the book is devoted to discussing the advantages and disadvantages of the imperial system and the republic and introducing the actions of the revolutionary party.

In the second half of the writing, several leading figures of the Revolutionary Party were forced to flee to Hong Kong because of the failure of the uprising.These people have stayed in Hong Kong for a long time without leaving, and now the book writers are in a hurry. If you don't act, how should I make up my story?
So the person who wrote the book directly arranged for them to take refuge in Europe in the book, and then the following plot, in order to avoid boredom, arranged for the Qing Dynasty to send two monks from Wudang Mountain to arrest these two people, but just arrived Europa met the people of the Western Holy See who wanted to protect these revolutionary parties, and then there was a crackling and magical fighting scene, which made the author unable to return until the revolutionaries left, so he pulled back and continued to write the text.

And these authors who painted gourd dolls are obviously more ridiculous than the person in the Qing Dynasty.

Because Fang Ze finally found it, in which part of the story of the gourd baby did the Himalayas appear.

Fang Ze found this book from Douban. On Douban, which is picky about eyesight, especially for domestic works, there is a comic book with a score of 9.1, which is labeled as a post-modern surrealist magic masterpiece. The title of the book is Gourd Baby vs. Transformers.

Among them, the place where the gourd baby and the Transformers meet is the Himalayas, and the reason why the Transformers came to the earth in the book is that there is energy they need under the Himalayas.

In other words, Fang Ze's mission this time is to snatch the infinite energy crystal from Transformers.

(End of this chapter)