Super Taobao Store

Chapter 288
"Master tortoise, I still can't achieve peace of mind. Is there any shortcut?" Fang Ze asked while looking at Master tortoise at the back of Jade Dragon Hall.

"Yes." Fang Ze was quite surprised by Master Turtle's words. Originally, he just came here to complain. There is really a shortcut if you don't arrive first.

"Really?" Fang Ze carefully confirmed it.

"Really." Master Turtle nodded.

"Then why didn't you tell me in the first place?"

"You didn't ask." Master Wugui looked at Fang Ze philosophically and said, "There are many doubts in a person's life, so sometimes you must study hard and ask more questions."

Fang Ze was led by the tortoise master to a huge mirror in the treasure house in the Jade Dragon Palace. The mirror surface of this mirror is black and half white, which looks like a Tai Chi.

"This is the yin and yang mirror, which allows people to see their own evil side. You can try to overcome it. If you can completely control your own evil side, you may be able to achieve a truly calm mind." Master Turtle told Fang Ze went out after explaining, leaving Fang Ze here alone.

"The evil side?" Fang Ze looked at the huge mirror in front of him, hesitating whether he should go and look in the mirror, because he remembered what this yin and yang mirror was.

This mirror appeared in the Kung Fu Panda TV series. After Po looked in the mirror, he found another Po. That is to say, this mirror not only reflects your evil side, but It will directly split your evil side. If you cannot overcome your evil side, you will be replaced by your evil side.

In fact, it is the setting of the demon in the center of Huaxia Xianxia Culture.

Fang Ze thought for a long time, and finally decided to look in the mirror to see what his evil side really is.

Do you think about slap, slap, slap all day long, it's yellow and violent, and if you don't get along with it, you will do it.

Uh, this seems to be me.

Fang Ze stood in front of the yin and yang mirror, and a few seconds later, in the mirror, his own image blinked at Fang Ze, but Fang Ze didn't blink, it seemed that his evil side had already been created.

Fang Ze took a step back, and a figure gradually crawled out of the mirror. However, this evil Fang Ze seemed to be different from Fang Ze in terms of species.

Because this evil Fang Ze is half human and half snake!
Fang Ze looked at the existence in front of him whose upper body was a human and the lower body was a snake, and he was stunned for a long time before he said, "Brother, did you change the wrong species? Change it again?"

"It's not that I've made a mistake, but that you've made a mistake." The evil Fang Ze crawled out of the mirror with his snake tail swaying, then looked at Fang Ze and said, "Brother, is there any smoke?"

Fang Ze took out a pack of cigarettes from his personal storage and threw it to the evil Fang Ze.The evil Fang Ze snapped his fingers, a flame was created by him, and then the evil Fang Ze lit the cigarette with the flame.

"Sit down and talk?" Fang Ze asked tentatively.

"Okay." Evil Fang Ze and Fang Ze sat on the ground together.

"Aren't you going to introduce yourself?" Zai Zai continued to ask.

"It's boring." The evil Fang Ze said, "I'm like a sperm before you were born, it doesn't matter if you introduce it or not."

"How do you say this?" "Because I'm useless."

"Okay." Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and asked. "Is it up to you to confuse me in the next process, and then want to invade my body?"

"You are too old-fashioned." The evil Fang Ze held a cigarette in one hand, looked at Fang Ze sideways and said, "You can't be too routine, you know, besides, I have nothing to do with your body. I enjoy solitude more and don’t want to go out.”

"No one in the world can be born lonely, but with a clean soul that has nothing to do with the world." Fang Ze said in a low voice.

"It's okay to force this sentence." The evil Fang Ze commented while puffing on a cigarette, and then he continued, "But in fact, I'm just lazy, and it's enough to watch from behind."

"Wait." Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and said, "That is to say, you can actually see everything I do."

"That's right." Evil Fang Ze squinted at Fang Ze and said, "I have an opinion."

"I just thought that when I had sex in the past, there was a third party watching. It felt a little strange."

"At best, I'm just a fourth party, where did the third party come from." The evil Fang Ze said nonchalantly, "Besides, I'm you, so why don't you be embarrassed, every tube you masturbate since childhood I know that there is nothing to avoid between the two of us."

"That's what I said, but it still feels a little bit."

"Come on." The evil Fang Ze finished smoking a cigarette, flicked the end of the cigarette, and said, "It's a big deal, I just don't watch it in the future, and besides, the movies you watched when you masturbated really didn't suit me. Aesthetic."

"By the way, this is a very important question." Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and asked, "Why are you half human and half snake?"

"I don't even think about labor and management. Isn't this given by my parents? It's inconvenient to do anything with a snake tail. It's really uncomfortable."

"Could it be?" Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and asked, "Aren't my biological parents actually the two from Earth?"

"Yeah, why not." The evil Fang Ze twisted his snake tail and stood up straight, "Don't ask too much, you will know what you should know in the future, why ask so many questions now, live a simpler life Is it not good."

"I'd better go back and ask Feng Lixi." Fang Ze remembered that he was once fed by Feng Lixi and ate something, and it seemed that that thing affected him.

"It's up to you." The evil Fang Ze looked at Fang Ze and said, "You called me out so that you can learn the Wuji finger-twister trick."

"Yes." Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and said, "Is there any good way?"

"Two options, one is to summon me when you use this trick, and let me temporarily control your right hand, and the other is that I will give you a special ability, which can make a part of your senses seconds to an hour."

"The second method sounds useless."

"You stupid, one hour is not enough for you to masturbate?"

The evil Fang Ze looked at Fang Ze and said, "Choose yourself, masturbate yourself or let me help?"

"Brother." Fang Ze looked at the evil Fang Ze and said, "Don't you think your words are a bit dirty?"

"Get out." The evil Fang Ze looked at Fang Ze and said, "Can you decorate your mind with other things besides the dirt?"

"Disharmony exists in your heart, and the true self is not restricted by form." Fang Ze said, "Isn't this true temperament?"

"Choose quickly, who has time to talk nonsense to you, I'm still rushing back to sleep, masturbate yourself or let me help you, you choose one quickly."

(End of this chapter)