Super Taobao Store

Chapter 286

"Ah Bao." Fang Ze looked at Father Goose and said, "Ah Bao looks pretty good."

Fang Ze didn't know what kind of medicine Old Goose was selling, so he was drinking tea calmly.

"It's like this." Father Goose looked at Fang Ze and said, "Pandas are really rare, let alone Heping Valley, I haven't found other pandas outside, so you see, can Abao and you Daughter set a baby kiss?"

"My daughter?" Fang Ze looked at Father Goose and said. "I'm afraid you misunderstood. I'm not married now, and I don't have a daughter at all."

"It's not your own, it's the panda meat dumpling you adopted." Father Goose said.

"Uh, Papa Goose, I never knew you were so open-minded." Fang Ze looked at Papa Goose and said, "Although Po is the only panda in Heping Valley, maybe there are other pandas in the outside world. There must be other female pandas in the panda village, no matter how you say it, you can’t let two children have sex.”

"What do you mean by being gay?" Papa Goose looked at Fang Ze and asked in confusion.

"It's the relationship between two men that goes beyond friendship."

"But isn't Routuanzi a girl?!" Father Goose looked at Fang Ze in bewilderment.

"That's right." Fang Ze took a sip of tea, thinking about how to reject Old Man Goose, when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

What's wrong.

and many more!

Fang Ze stared at Papa Goose with wide eyes.

"What did you just say, Routuanzi is a girl?"

"Isn't it?" Father Goose looked at Fang Ze and said. "Abao told me that Routuanzi is a cute little girl, otherwise I wouldn't have thought of proposing marriage with you."

"Wait." Fang Ze waved his hand to stop Father Goose who was still talking, and then hurriedly crawled to the living room, looking at Routuanzi who was lying on the soft cushion and chatting with A Bao.

"What's wrong with Dad?" Routuanzi looked at Fang Ze and asked.

"A Bao, I have a phone call with Routuanzi for the time being, so let's leave first." Fang Ze said, carrying Routuanzi to the outside of Old Goose's hut.

"Meatballs."

"Huh?" Routuanzi looked at Fang Ze, "Daddy, you are a bit strange."

Routuanzi said this because Fang Ze was looking at her in a circle.Fang Ze looked around, then squatted in front of Routuanzi, stared at her seriously, and asked, "Routanzi, please tell daddy, you must be a boy if you are so cute."

"Father, you are the boy." Routuanzi twisted his head and pouted unhappily, "Although I am a little fatter, I am still a girl."

"Sister Big Eagle?" Fang Ze still couldn't believe it, but before he finished speaking, the meat dumpling rushed over and bit Fang Ze's arm. "Daddy, I'll bite you to death."

"Don't move, don't move, it's itchy." Fang Ze quickly picked up the meat dumpling.

"Fuck you, beat you, beat you into shit." Rou Tuanzi kept waving his short arms, trying to scratch Fang Ze.

At this time, Fang Ze suddenly thought of something.That is about the gender identification of pandas.

It is difficult to distinguish the gender of giant pandas. Of course, it is easy for outsiders to distinguish themselves.

In other animal males and females, you only need to look at the little brother and little sister to know, but the panda's little brother and little sister will be tightly covered by the outer stretchable skin before they are fully grown up, so it is generally impossible to distinguish them by this method sex up.

Another common way to distinguish gender is the posture of going to the toilet, which is also useless to giant pandas, because the posture of defecation and defecation of both sexes is safe and the same, and they both lie prone on the ground to defecate.

Not to mention Fang Ze, the national giant panda breeders have a hard time distinguishing the gender of giant pandas, not only in captivity, but also in the wild.

my country sent a total of 1970 giant pandas to the West before 15, of which 5 were wrongly sexed, and 3 of them were finally "finalized" after postmortem autopsy.Later, such an "international joke" was also made in international exchanges. In 1973, my country gave a pair of pandas to France. They were originally thought to be a pair of "mandarin duck couples", but they turned out to be a pair of "male men".

In other words, Huaxia actually gave France a bunch of gays. Of course, it is also possible that the country gave France the gays that were originally given to Britain by mistake.

Generally speaking, if there is no high-tech means, giant panda research workers usually use the feces of giant pandas to separate them. The feces of male pandas resemble the kind of thick and short sweet potatoes, while the feces of female pandas resemble the long and thin sweet potatoes. of sweet potatoes.This difference in appearance is obvious when it eats bamboo leaves, but it is difficult to distinguish the feces excreted by pandas that eat bamboo stems and bamboo shoots, so this method is not a panacea.

Until now, it has been a headache to distinguish the gender of giant pandas. Often, after a period of time, a giant panda will announce to the public that in fact, we got the gender wrong before. Now correct it, and then it will change from male to female. , female to male.

The prototype of Kung Fu Panda is Lun Lun, a giant panda born in the United States. He was judged to be a male when he was just born. After three years after the first Kung Fu Panda was released, he found out through DNA inspection that it turned out that This guy is a female panda and a girl.

The fourth and fifth children of the giant panda Lun Lun, named Mei Lun Mei Huan, were identified as two younger brothers at birth. Before returning to Chengdu, they found out that they were a pair of little sisters during a DNA test. .

This was embarrassing, so the US side had to resubmit the application information, resulting in a delay in returning home.Moreover, four of Lun Lun's five children later proved to be of the wrong gender.

In fact, having said so much, Fang Ze just wanted to get rid of the blame. This gender mistake is really not because he is blind. You said that he can’t make a special meat dumpling after returning to the earth with the meat dumpling. DNA testing, check if this girl is still a man.

"Good boy, daddy is wrong." Fang Ze hurriedly comforted the Routuanzi who was about to go berserk, and then took out all kinds of delicious food from the portable storage to plug Routuanzi's mouth.

"Hmph!" Routuanzi was still unhappy, the little prince of the Lun family was treated as a rough guy, so even though he was holding a bunch of delicious food from Fang Ze in his arms, he still ignored Fang Ze, and his ass twisted With a twist, he went back.

Fang Ze returned to Papa Goose, and as the parent of a Chinese cabbage, he instantly felt that he had taken the initiative.

Although it's true that Ah Bao is the protagonist of this plane, and later became the dragon hero, but this kind of rough guy who is lazy and depends on luck, how can he be worthy of my family's little public opinion.

Change, must be changed, Ah Bao's character does not change, don't let the flower of Routuanzi stick in for the rest of his life, even if it is voluntary.

Fang Ze looked at Papa Goose and said, "Papa, before getting married, let's talk about your Po's education."

(End of this chapter)