Super Taobao Store

Chapter 196 The Correct Solution of the Masturbation Cup
'After three days, start the supply factory task.Target plane: Da Song.Target task: Kill the leader of the villain army, Dongguan Yang Sheng.After the task is completed, it will be sent back to Earth. '

Great Song plane?

Is it the Great Song Dynasty in Chinese history?If so, then this task is too simple.

The system didn't even forbid Nasus to go with them. When the time comes, take Nasus and the King of the Mountain with him. Not to mention a group of villains, it is possible to overthrow the rule of Song Dynasty.

Three days later, there was plenty of time.

However, the system, when will the reward for the previous upgrade task be given.

Fang Ze opened the system interface, found an icon that looked like a gift box to be claimed, and clicked to open it.

'Get the mission reward Resurrection Armor. '

'Resurrection armor: The alchemy armor produced in Valoran, after wearing it, will copy the genes in your body. If the wearer dies, the resurrection armor will activate these genes and resurrect the wearer. '

'Remark [-], this Resurrection Armor can only be used once.Note [-]: After resurrection, the wearer's strength will drop significantly. '

'Acquire the task reward Dragon Words: Judgment. '

'Lingling Judgment: Represents heaven to punish the messengers of the world, judges the enemy, and imposes a death order on the enemies within the attack range. It has the cutting attribute, can form icebergs on the sea surface, and can selectively act on targets within the effective range. It has a backlash , may shorten their lifespan to a certain extent. '

'Get the quest reward Wisdom Grass'

'Grass that can improve spiritual attributes when inserted on the head. '

'Remarks: If you want to live a decent life, you have to dye your hair with some green. '

The first two are okay, but what the hell is the last one? It’s a good thing, but Fang Ze doesn’t want to use it just because the system is cheap.

After leaving the room, I asked, and it turned out that it was already the third day after leaving.Fang Ze hurriedly called Wu Xiaoxi, but he refused to answer, and there was no answer when he sent a message.

Looks really angry.

But Fang Ze can't take care of Wu Xiaoxi now, Cangyun should send supplies again, and the time for the deal with Kalia is coming soon, and the town of goblins is going to go again, all of which are busy After almost three days, it was time to go to the Liangshan plane, and Fang Ze really didn't have the extra energy to take care of Wu Xiaoxi's affairs.

But many things in the incident are when you are busy, you will come to the door. Before Fang Ze had time to go downstairs, the phone rang, it was from the roommate Zhang Zhe who just met a few days ago.

Fang Ze connected the phone, and Zhang Zhe's anxious voice came from the phone, "Brother, do me a favor."

"what happened?"

"I'm getting married next week, you remember to come and be the best man."

"No problem, call me when the time comes, and I will definitely go there."

Fang Ze was a little strange, but it was something like being invited to be a best man, why did he speak so anxiously.

"Don't hang up the phone yet, there is one more thing that Jianghu needs to help."

"You say it."

"I was flirting with my partner just now, and I sent a sentence 'After I marry you, I will bid farewell to the masturbation cup forever and use condoms every day.'"

"You are also a show, and then."

"Then he sent it to my grandma by mistake! My grandma sent me a WeChat message just now and asked me what a masturbation cup and a condom are!"

puff!
Fang Ze had just taken a sip of water, but now it sprayed all over the table.

This is too weird!
In order to prevent being cheated, Fang Ze asked, "Your grandma still uses WeChat?"

"She is trendy and has already learned how to play with a smartphone. She is curious about everything now. I said I sent it to her granddaughter-in-law by mistake, but she insisted on asking me to explain to her what a masturbation cup and a condom are. Meaning, I said I don’t want to talk about it, she said that I have a daughter-in-law and forgot my grandma, how can you explain this to me with the cheek.”

"No, your grandma doesn't even know about condoms?"

"In their hometown, they call that a vasectomy, and besides, they were all circumcised back then. Brother, I know that you were the smartest in our dormitory back then. For the sake of the party and the country, give me a hand."

"Wait a minute." Fang Ze took out the Wisdom Grass from the storage and put it on his head. In an instant, he felt that his brain started to speed up as if it had been lubricated.

"Listen, let me tell you, you explain it to your grandma like this." Fang Ze said to Zhang Zhe under the addition of Wisdom Grass,

"The aircraft cup is a special water cup with a very tight seal. It was originally used by the military and was specially designed to cope with the drinking water work in flight missions. Later, it was introduced to the people, and it is commonly known as the aircraft cup."

"Take the condom."

"This is even simpler, you put it that way. The origin of condoms is that in the last century, many insurance company salesmen often carried documents outside. Due to the frequent rainy days unique to the UK, in order to prevent the documents from getting wet, the British Underwriters usually have some elastic silicone sleeves to keep the documents well.

In this way, even if you encounter rainy days and drive in the rain with your schoolbag on your head, the documents will not be damaged.

Later, this file set was set aside from the insurance industry to all walks of life, and we affectionately called it: condom. "

"Dude, hang on, I'll give it back to my grandma right away, don't forget about the wedding next week."

"You bastard who is about to get married, go away, I can't play with you!"

After hanging up the phone with Zhao Zhe, Fang Ze breathed a sigh of relief. The matter was finally settled. To be honest, if the color of this wisdom grass was not so fucking green, it would always make people feel as if they were wearing it. It's like wearing the Qingqing Prairie on his head, Fang Ze might wear it all the time.

Bought a few directional plane transmission cards from the system, Fang Ze drove to the warehouse prepared by Guoan for him, took out the supplies for Cang Yun, and sent them over.I just came back and rested for [-], and then went to the Weilaner plane, in exchange for [-] photon elves.

These photon elves, together with the photon elves produced by the system, were sold to the country, making a fortune.

Then Fang Ze flew to the Bohai Sea by plane again. The government went to the new temporary resettlement site for the mermaids. He found Elder Blind Mao and Pi Taisheng, and asked them to help him shoot an advertisement for selling dragon silk.

Then Fang Ze uploaded this advertisement together with the video he shot on the plane of Song of Wolf and Sheep on the Internet, and made a publicity for Long Xiao of his Taobao store.

As for the price, one hundred thousand soft sister coins of Longxiao is the same price. The reason for setting this price is because Longxiao has no other characteristics except that it is not wet when it is exposed to water. It can only be regarded as a high-end horse. Cloth, but now you can use the gimmick of the mermaid to sell it at a high price. The output of [-] pieces a month is not too much, and it is not too much. With the upgrade of the system, the output will increase, and the dragon silk will rot sooner or later. avenue.

If you place an order for several million, others will probably go to the Merman to buy it by themselves. After the price is reduced, it is easy to be pointed at the nose and called a profiteer.

There will be more money-making products in the future, and doing business with the country is the big one, why bother to make this little money, when you have no money, you can’t see things you can’t afford and scold others for profiteers, and you can do the same when you become a boss .

(End of this chapter)