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Chapter 17 Eve Budgan Neku Mao Dechuan
Chapter 17 Eve Budgan Neku Mao Dechuan
What Fang Ze was talking about was powerful, powerful and confident. If this were placed in the werewolf killing situation, it might be able to incite everyone to vote the true prophet away, but because the product introduction made by the system for the photon elves is too much Magic, so no one believed him.
Fang Ze originally wanted to adjust the mic so that the person who mocked him before could speak again, but when he looked up, the audience in the live broadcast room were all mocking him on the computer screen.
"Zuo Zuo, is your cousin still under the age of the second year of middle school?"
"It's really creative to sell elves, even better than the one that sells calabash dolls online."
"Big cousin, you can lower the price a bit, and I'll place an order for five or six hundred, and I'll support Zuo Zuo."
"Don't talk about six hundred, I won't buy it at sixty, and I will pay IQ tax for no reason."
Hey, don't believe me!
Fang Ze became angry when he saw the barrage, and smashed the box containing the photon elves on the table with a bang.
"Brother Fang Ze, don't be angry." Wu Xiaoxi quickly stood up, trying to reach out and turn off the live broadcast.
"It's okay." Fang Ze stopped Wu Xiaoxi, and then used the mouse to change the room name of Wu Xiaoxi's live broadcast room from "Zuo Zuo Live 30 Days Anniversary" to "Live Elf Unboxing".
"Big cousin is playing for real?"
"Could it be that there really are elves?"
"Zuo Zuo's cousin is so confident, I'm a bit square."
Fang Ze moved the microphone to his side a little, and then said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Temporarily borrow my cousin's live broadcast room to bring you an unboxing test of an elf, to prove that my cousin is my brother!" Never lie."
Wu Xiaoxi was completely helpless now, so she had no choice but to stand aside, give up the position in front of the computer to Fang Ze to perform, and then thought about how to end the show for her cousin.
'Let's gamble, let's gamble, I pressed a spicy stick to support Zuo Zuo's cousin to be able to drive elves on the spot. '
'Your bet in front is too small, I bet 1000 billion Ming coins issued by Tiandi Bank. '
"What is everyone's mentality? You dare to take out such a small bet. If Zuozuo cousin can drive the elf, I will live broadcast the passionate battle with the fifth-speed electric fan." '
'Since you are such a dick, why don't you stuff the rice field eel. '
'Stuffed rice field eel, you in front are really enough 2333. '
Seeing that the bullet screen in the live broadcast room was crooked, Fang Ze didn't waste any more time. He took off his key from his waist, and then used the head of the key to cut off the wide tape pasted on the box.
After the tape was cut, Fang Jiang removed the carton from left to right.Then it revealed what was inside.
For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room didn't bother to play word games, and all stared at the screen quietly.
What if this guy really drives an elf?
The box has been opened, Fang Ze still put the box on the ground, took out the contents of the box and put it on the table.
This is a small bird's nest-like house carved out of brown wood, and it is the standard elf house used by the system for photon elves to live.Because Fang Ze was a little slow in unpacking the box, everyone saw this small house very early and thought it was a carved wooden product, and they were all disappointed.
'What, where is my little elf? Why is the little elf in the box so big that I am missing? '
'Cousin, where is the elf, there is only one wooden house. '
'What's in front, the elf must be staying in the wooden house. '
'Is the elf still invisible, so you can't see it even if you open the log cabin? '
'This routine is so familiar, I remembered the scam of selling gourd babies online again. '
At this time, Fang Ze was not in a hurry to pay attention to the group of people in the live broadcast room. Anyway, the box had already been opened, and the only thing left to do was to take out the elf.
Open the lid of the bird's nest-like cabin, and the huddled photon elf slowly flew out of the cabin, knowing that it was at the same height as the computer's camera.
At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was because Fang Ze changed the name of the live broadcast room, and some melon-eating people who didn't know the truth were also attracted. After seeing the photon elf, they quickly sent a barrage to ask,
'Is this an elf?Really, it's very similar to the peasant elves of the night elves in Warcraft. '
Indeed, the appearance of the photon elves is very similar to the peasant elves of the night elves in Warcraft in terms of appearance.
However, there are several notable differences between the two.The elf in the World of Warcraft game is standing with a human face, and the whole body is composed of light and shadow.
On the other hand, the photon elves only have simple faces like emoticons, and they have long fluff on the outside to help them absorb water.
Wu Xiaoxi looked at the photon elf very curiously, of course she would not believe that this thing is really an elf, but the appearance is really magical, is it a high-tech product?
Wu Xiaoxi stretched out her hand to grab the photon elf, but the photon elf automatically flew over after seeing Wu Xiaoxi stretching out her hand, and landed on Wu Xiaoxi's palm. Basically, it is rainy every three to five times.It is often that the clothes are not dry, and the underwear is not worn.
Therefore, the humidity in Wu Xiaoxi's house is very heavy, which sometimes makes people feel very cold.
But after the Photon Elf was released from the cabin, Wu Xiaoxi felt the humidity in the room drop rapidly, and soon stabilized at a comfortable temperature.
"So amazing!?" Wu Xiaoxi touched the photon elf. Although the photon elf could not make a sound, it still twisted its body and responded to Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi quickly told the audience in the live broadcast room how she felt, and recommended that if the living place is too humid, you can buy one.
'Believe it or not, Zuo Zuo, how can you accompany your cousin to cheat. '
Although the audience in the live broadcast room was quiet for a while after the appearance of the photon elves, they found various reasons and started to fight back against Fang Ze.
'It's obviously a large balloon with fur, so it doesn't look like an elf. '
'Yes, yes, the product details page also says it can absorb smog, show us a show. '
The photon wizard can indeed absorb smog, but it is only in places with severe smog that it will have an intuitive effect.If it was in the imperial capital at the moment, Fang Ze would definitely start the outdoor live broadcast every minute for this group of people to watch, but although there is smog in Haiping City, it is not serious, at least there is no one that can be directly observed by the eyes degree.
Got it!
Fang Ze stood up and walked to Wu Xiaoxi's window sill.There were several pots of flowers placed there, Fang Ze grabbed a handful of the dry soil in the pots, and then walked back.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw Fang Ze grabbing a large handful of soil, but they didn't know what Fang Ze was going to do.
Fang Ze grabbed the soil with one hand, and twisted the camera with the other to point the camera at Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi suddenly felt a bad feeling, "Cousin, what are you doing, don't mess around."
"In order to prove that I am not lying, I can only wrong you, Xiao Xi, to make a sacrifice, good boy."
(End of this chapter)
What Fang Ze was talking about was powerful, powerful and confident. If this were placed in the werewolf killing situation, it might be able to incite everyone to vote the true prophet away, but because the product introduction made by the system for the photon elves is too much Magic, so no one believed him.
Fang Ze originally wanted to adjust the mic so that the person who mocked him before could speak again, but when he looked up, the audience in the live broadcast room were all mocking him on the computer screen.
"Zuo Zuo, is your cousin still under the age of the second year of middle school?"
"It's really creative to sell elves, even better than the one that sells calabash dolls online."
"Big cousin, you can lower the price a bit, and I'll place an order for five or six hundred, and I'll support Zuo Zuo."
"Don't talk about six hundred, I won't buy it at sixty, and I will pay IQ tax for no reason."
Hey, don't believe me!
Fang Ze became angry when he saw the barrage, and smashed the box containing the photon elves on the table with a bang.
"Brother Fang Ze, don't be angry." Wu Xiaoxi quickly stood up, trying to reach out and turn off the live broadcast.
"It's okay." Fang Ze stopped Wu Xiaoxi, and then used the mouse to change the room name of Wu Xiaoxi's live broadcast room from "Zuo Zuo Live 30 Days Anniversary" to "Live Elf Unboxing".
"Big cousin is playing for real?"
"Could it be that there really are elves?"
"Zuo Zuo's cousin is so confident, I'm a bit square."
Fang Ze moved the microphone to his side a little, and then said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Temporarily borrow my cousin's live broadcast room to bring you an unboxing test of an elf, to prove that my cousin is my brother!" Never lie."
Wu Xiaoxi was completely helpless now, so she had no choice but to stand aside, give up the position in front of the computer to Fang Ze to perform, and then thought about how to end the show for her cousin.
'Let's gamble, let's gamble, I pressed a spicy stick to support Zuo Zuo's cousin to be able to drive elves on the spot. '
'Your bet in front is too small, I bet 1000 billion Ming coins issued by Tiandi Bank. '
"What is everyone's mentality? You dare to take out such a small bet. If Zuozuo cousin can drive the elf, I will live broadcast the passionate battle with the fifth-speed electric fan." '
'Since you are such a dick, why don't you stuff the rice field eel. '
'Stuffed rice field eel, you in front are really enough 2333. '
Seeing that the bullet screen in the live broadcast room was crooked, Fang Ze didn't waste any more time. He took off his key from his waist, and then used the head of the key to cut off the wide tape pasted on the box.
After the tape was cut, Fang Jiang removed the carton from left to right.Then it revealed what was inside.
For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room didn't bother to play word games, and all stared at the screen quietly.
What if this guy really drives an elf?
The box has been opened, Fang Ze still put the box on the ground, took out the contents of the box and put it on the table.
This is a small bird's nest-like house carved out of brown wood, and it is the standard elf house used by the system for photon elves to live.Because Fang Ze was a little slow in unpacking the box, everyone saw this small house very early and thought it was a carved wooden product, and they were all disappointed.
'What, where is my little elf? Why is the little elf in the box so big that I am missing? '
'Cousin, where is the elf, there is only one wooden house. '
'What's in front, the elf must be staying in the wooden house. '
'Is the elf still invisible, so you can't see it even if you open the log cabin? '
'This routine is so familiar, I remembered the scam of selling gourd babies online again. '
At this time, Fang Ze was not in a hurry to pay attention to the group of people in the live broadcast room. Anyway, the box had already been opened, and the only thing left to do was to take out the elf.
Open the lid of the bird's nest-like cabin, and the huddled photon elf slowly flew out of the cabin, knowing that it was at the same height as the computer's camera.
At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was because Fang Ze changed the name of the live broadcast room, and some melon-eating people who didn't know the truth were also attracted. After seeing the photon elf, they quickly sent a barrage to ask,
'Is this an elf?Really, it's very similar to the peasant elves of the night elves in Warcraft. '
Indeed, the appearance of the photon elves is very similar to the peasant elves of the night elves in Warcraft in terms of appearance.
However, there are several notable differences between the two.The elf in the World of Warcraft game is standing with a human face, and the whole body is composed of light and shadow.
On the other hand, the photon elves only have simple faces like emoticons, and they have long fluff on the outside to help them absorb water.
Wu Xiaoxi looked at the photon elf very curiously, of course she would not believe that this thing is really an elf, but the appearance is really magical, is it a high-tech product?
Wu Xiaoxi stretched out her hand to grab the photon elf, but the photon elf automatically flew over after seeing Wu Xiaoxi stretching out her hand, and landed on Wu Xiaoxi's palm. Basically, it is rainy every three to five times.It is often that the clothes are not dry, and the underwear is not worn.
Therefore, the humidity in Wu Xiaoxi's house is very heavy, which sometimes makes people feel very cold.
But after the Photon Elf was released from the cabin, Wu Xiaoxi felt the humidity in the room drop rapidly, and soon stabilized at a comfortable temperature.
"So amazing!?" Wu Xiaoxi touched the photon elf. Although the photon elf could not make a sound, it still twisted its body and responded to Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi quickly told the audience in the live broadcast room how she felt, and recommended that if the living place is too humid, you can buy one.
'Believe it or not, Zuo Zuo, how can you accompany your cousin to cheat. '
Although the audience in the live broadcast room was quiet for a while after the appearance of the photon elves, they found various reasons and started to fight back against Fang Ze.
'It's obviously a large balloon with fur, so it doesn't look like an elf. '
'Yes, yes, the product details page also says it can absorb smog, show us a show. '
The photon wizard can indeed absorb smog, but it is only in places with severe smog that it will have an intuitive effect.If it was in the imperial capital at the moment, Fang Ze would definitely start the outdoor live broadcast every minute for this group of people to watch, but although there is smog in Haiping City, it is not serious, at least there is no one that can be directly observed by the eyes degree.
Got it!
Fang Ze stood up and walked to Wu Xiaoxi's window sill.There were several pots of flowers placed there, Fang Ze grabbed a handful of the dry soil in the pots, and then walked back.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw Fang Ze grabbing a large handful of soil, but they didn't know what Fang Ze was going to do.
Fang Ze grabbed the soil with one hand, and twisted the camera with the other to point the camera at Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi suddenly felt a bad feeling, "Cousin, what are you doing, don't mess around."
"In order to prove that I am not lying, I can only wrong you, Xiao Xi, to make a sacrifice, good boy."
(End of this chapter)
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