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Chapter 167 Why No Pants! (Addition for the rudder master of the savages on Phuket Island)

Welcome to Summoner's Canyon, the enemy army has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield, please be ready.

Bah, it's time for a show.

An interplanetary teleportation is in progress, please refrain from making any strenuous movements so as not to affect the teleportation.

After the transmission is complete, welcome to the world of high magic: Valoran.The system is positioning, please wait a moment.

After positioning, the current location is Summoner's Canyon, the spring of the purple camp.The system detects that the ruling power in the region has collapsed, and no new ruling power has been born.

The common language in this area is Alliance language, and the system has added the effect of any language proficiency card for hosts and guard members for free.

Hosts of the region do not have to hide their identities.

I thought the system was being upgraded, so I couldn't help the host.

Mission objective: Help the purple camp to win, and return automatically after the mission is completed.

With a flash of light, Fang Ze and Yan Wangqing came to a broken platform.Before Fang Ze had time to open his eyes, he was digesting the information the system gave him just now.

According to the records, Summoner's Canyon should not be the sphere of influence of Zhanzheng College, so it will have no ruling power?
Fang Ze opened his eyes, and the scene in front of him shocked him a lot.

According to common sense, at the beginning of the game, your own base must be good. The front teeth tower, the highland tower and so on are all there, so you can still play this game, but what the hell is this scene in front of you!

Standing in the middle of the spring and looking at it, there is no highland tower standing upright. All the crystals have been blown up, including the big crystal, which is only about half of its volume, and the other half is scattered somewhere.

The ground on the highland was originally paved with bricks, but now it looks like it has been plowed by oxen, full of potholes and dilapidated.

Could it be that he was sent here after losing the game?

"Brother Fang, this seems to be the scene after the war." Yan Wangqing looked at the broken things in front of him and said to Fang Ze.

Before Fang Ze had time to speak, he heard an old voice from beside the spring, "Both of you, are you selling something?"

Eh?Fang Ze turned his head to look, but found a short old man with a straw hat squatting somewhere.

Isn't this the businessman selling things next to the spring, and it's the old grandpa in the old version of LOL, not the bald walrus man fat man or the purple-skinned grandma Teemo in the new version.

Fang Ze's eyes lit up, and he hurried over and said, "Grandpa, do you still have weapons for sale?"

"Are you two new heroes?" the old man glanced at Fang Ze and asked slowly.

"Yes." Fang Ze nodded quickly, he wanted to know if this store was still selling things.If it was for sale, the first thing he wanted to buy would be ancient coins.

Buy an ancient coin, then return to the earth, and squat at the door of Ma Yun's house, how much money will you get this year.

Of course, this was Fang Ze's idea in high school.

"It's no longer for sale." The old man shook his head and said to Fang Ze, "I only buy things in this store now, and no longer sell things. The Zhanzheng College is in ruins. What's the use of the projections of those artifacts you bought? use."

War College in ruins?

Before Fang Ze had time to ask more questions, he heard a loud shout from a distance. "Are the two people over the spring water new heroes?"

Fang Ze looked up and saw a Kobold walking towards Fang Ze.Fang Ze recognized the identity of the person in front of him, the Kobold Nasus, who is also Shurima's god of death, the incarnation of justice.

Although Nasus is not a god, he is also a demigod, and what is even more rare is that he has a good heart.

Nasus didn't hold his iconic ax in his hand, but walked over with empty hands, saw Fang Ze and Yan Wangqing, and said, "Thank God, we finally got five people here, I hope you two Be more reliable."

"I think these two are pretty good." The grandfather who sells weapons said with a smile, "The two of them should be the last two heroes who landed in Summoner's Canyon, although it's a pity, well, there is no pity in this place Yes, after this last game is over, I will go back to my hometown."

"You also have a hometown?" Nasus looked at the grandfather who sold weapons and said, "I thought you had been living in Summoner's Canyon all along."

"Of course not, I also have a hometown." The old man said a few words, and then stretched out his hand to Nasus, "Hurry up and get the things here, the sooner I finish my work, the sooner I will go back."

"Okay." Nasus said a word, then took out a handful of three-phase power and a big belt, and stuffed them to the other party.

After the old man got the two pieces of equipment, he casually threw them into the bag behind his back, then took out a large bag of gold coins from under the counter, and handed them to Nasus, "Here, yours."

As a result, Nasus carried the gold coin on his shoulder, and then said to Fang Ze, "Let's go, let's rush to the front line now, there are still a lot of things waiting for us."

You let me figure out what kind of nonsense world this is, okay?

Fang Ze rubbed his temples. Now he finds that the world the system gave him is getting more and more strange. Although the system said that this Summoner's Canyon is not League of Legends, why is it so strange?

The old man who sells equipment stopped selling equipment, and instead collected equipment. Nasus didn’t even take a weapon when he went out, and even sold the equipment for money. Could it be that he used the money to find a little bitch?
Forget it, you can ask Nasus about these things when you follow Nasus later, but Fang Ze still needs to do something now.

He gestured to Nasus to wait a moment, then ran to the old man selling equipment, and asked the old man, "Can I ask you two questions?"

"Okay, just ask." The old man stroked his beard and said.

"First question, is Teemo your grandson?"

'I can't answer this question for you, but you can try to call Teemo over and ask him to buy two Endless from me, try to see if you can give him an extra one. "The old man said with a smile on his face.

Uh, okay.

It doesn't look like it, but this old man really looks like Thief Teemo.

"Second question." Fang Ze looked at the grandfather who sold the equipment, his eyes glowed with infinite desire to know the truth, and then Fang Ze asked the grandfather, "I want to know why the equipment sold in Summoner's Canyon has no pants !"

That's right, this is the biggest doubt in the heart of an old League of Legends player!

In Summoner's Canyon, there are even Central Asia and Hextech guns, not to mention clothes, hats, shoes, and accessories, but there are no pants!

Moreover, all the items in Summoner’s Canyon have their own legends, most of which come from epic heroes. Don’t these heroes wear pants? Pants are also very important defensive items, okay? Male heroes without pants It's easy to get hit!
So, Fang Ze looked at the old man selling equipment seriously, and asked seriously, "Why don't the equipment in Summoner's Canyon have pants!"

　In fact, not only are there no pants in lol, but there are also no pants in the inverted tower. I think it is precisely because there are no pants that the version of the three gays in the grass does not fall down.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)