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Chapter 165 This Is Not the League of Legends

Chapter 165 This Is Not the League of Legends

Father Fang heard Uncle Hu's words, turned his head and said to Uncle Hu, "Tell me who else will buy Phaeton these days!"

That's right, this luxury car that Fang's father despises is the legendary Volkswagen Phaeton.

There has always been a widely circulated legend about the Phaeton. A big brother once bought a Phaeton for more than 250 million.

One day, the eldest brother entered the parking lot and was in the process of automatic parking. The administrator shouted at him: "Hey, be careful when driving the Passat. Don't hit the new BMW 320 next to you. You can't afford it." Roared to "My car is enough to buy him 10".

One day, the eldest brother went to a nightclub to pick up girls. After he fell in love with a young girl, he met and went out to Xiao Ye together. In the second half, the young girl saw that the big brother had an extraordinary temperament, so she followed him to the parking lot. When she saw the big brother's Phaeton, the positive girl turned her head Then he left, and said, "Driving a Santana would have the nerve to ask me out for dinner, I would have known that I would have left with the one who drove the Camry just now.

One day, my eldest brother went to a place to pick up a friend. There were many black cars at the gate of the community. While waiting for my friend in the car, my eldest brother heard the black drivers talking, "Such a good car is also out to do work." Another said, "Maybe It’s from the unit, but why does the Passat need 8 fuel per 17 kilometers?” The elder brother rolled down the window and roared, “I got [-] fuel per [-] kilometers”?
One day, when the elder brother parked the car and was about to go out, he heard the conversation between two young people behind him, one of them said "Look, wow, Phaeton!", the elder brother felt very relieved, finally there is someone who knows the goods, it is cool At the time, I heard another young man say "fuck, there is really a SB buying it"

The reason is that this car is almost exactly the same as the old Passat, and often after driving out, it can't be pretended to be forced, so it can be seen that even if you want to buy a luxury car, you have to buy the right car.

Uncle Hu showed Dad Fang a few more luxury cars, and finally chose a Mercedes-Benz G200 worth more than 55 million.When paying, Fang's father imitated those big bosses in the TV series, with a wave of one hand, Fang Ze hurried over to swipe his bank card, which gave Fang's father enough face.

"Old Fang, you took away the car used for exhibition in my shop this time. If you don't ask me to settle down, I won't forgive you." Uncle Hu was very happy with a smile on his face when he made the business. .

"No problem, no problem." Father Fang generously agreed to everyone's request for a treat, including Uncle Hu, and after a while, he realized that Fang Ze was still there, so he looked at Fang Ze and said, " Son, I'll drive back in a new car later, so you can go back first and leave me alone."

Who cares about you, you care about me!

How much sin did I commit in my previous life to be reborn into this family!
What else can Fang Ze do? He can only go back in a jeep alone. Halfway through the drive, he suddenly slapped his head and remembered that he was too busy buying a car for his father, and he forgot to buy a car. up!

This is really true, alas!

A hard life can't be said.

Fang Ze was wondering if he was going to find a 4S shop to order a car right now, when suddenly his mobile phone qq rang.

Turning on the phone, it was a message from an id that I hadn't seen for a long time.

Feng Lixi who likes to make clay dolls: Hi, are you there?

Fang Ze: Sister Feng, I'm here.

Feng Lixi, who loves to make clay dolls: Is it convenient for you to be nearby?

Fang Ze: What does convenience mean?
Feng Lixi, who loves to make clay dolls: It means, if I appear suddenly, will others find me.

Fang Ze: I'm in the car now, it would be convenient if Sister Feng could appear in the car directly.

Feng Lixi, who loves to pinch clay dolls: Okay, wait for five seconds.

Wait for you for five seconds, what do you mean?
Before Fang Ze could figure it out, he saw a flash of white light in his jeep, and a naked woman suddenly appeared in the back seat of the car.

"Ah, I made a mistake during the time travel." Feng Lixi's voice came from the back seat, and Fang Ze turned his head to look, and found a lot of benefits, this size, E has it all.

"Give me some clothes." Feng Lixi said softly.

"Oh, okay." Fang Ze quickly took off his coat, and handed it to Feng Lixi in the back seat.During the process of handing over the clothes, Fang Ze saw a pair of slender long legs instead of snake tails. It seemed that the Majesty Emperor Wa had changed his appearance when he came down to Earth.

Feng Lixi took Fang Ze's clothes and barely covered the key parts, then she knelt on the back seat of the jeep and said to Fang Ze, "Can you buy me a set of clothes quickly, I will travel to Something went wrong along the way."

"No problem." Fang Ze made an OK gesture behind his back without turning his head, and then drove the jeep to the entrance of a commercial building.

"Let's go here." Although Feng Lixi looked rather embarrassed now, he still had an elegant demeanor. He knelt on the seat of the jeep and told Fang Ze the size of his clothes.

Fang Ze got the key data, got out of the car, walked to the women's lingerie store and clothing store in the shopping mall, faced the strange eyes of a large number of shopping women, quickly checked out and paid, and then returned to the car with shopping bags , gave the clothes to Feng Lixi.

"Should I get out of the car and avoid it for a while?" Fang Ze turned to look at Feng Lixi who had already started to put on underwear and asked.Feng Lixi glanced at Fang Ze with a half-smile, and then said slowly, "It's up to you, you can stay or go out."

"I'd better go out." It's not that Fang Ze has no guts, but before he finds out whether this is the Emperor Wa who created humans, no one dares to mess around, otherwise the seniority will be a bit messy.

But a few minutes later, Feng Lixi suddenly rolled down the window a little, and shouted to Fang Ze inside, "Come in."

Fang Ze opened the car door and went in, and found that Feng Lixi was basically dressed at this time, but the shorts were not completely lifted to the waist, and the zipper was not closed.

It turned out that Fang Ze was in a hurry when he bought it, and he didn't even look at it. As a result, he didn't have a relatively trendy pair of shorts with a zipper at the back.

"I can't pull this, please help me pull it." Feng Lixi said.

"Why can't it be pulled?" Fang Ze felt a little strange looking at Feng Lixi, but he walked over and held Feng Lixi's waist. Looking at the large area of ​​greasy white skin, his fingers felt as if he was touching a sheep. Fat white jade.

Bangfeng Rishi lifted the shorts to his waist and zipped them up.

"Okay." Feng Lixi sat up happily and straightened his body, then looked at Fang Ze and asked, "Have you bought the wheelchair I asked you to buy for me before?"

"I bought it, and it's in my storage ring." Fang Ze couldn't say the word portable warehouse directly, so he replaced it with a storage ring.

"Then help me find a place to live first, and then give me a wheelchair." Feng Lixi looked at Fang Ze and said, "Brother, I will trouble you these few days. I am now a disabled person."

Being a younger brother is really a good term.

Fang Ze took a look at Feng Lixi's unnatural legs, and then realized that His Majesty Emperor Wa's transformation of his snake tail into two legs might not be for nothing.

Just as Fang Ze was about to drive, a system voice sounded in his head.

'The first ring of the system upgrade task is opened, the destination is Summoner's Canyon.The objective of the mission is to help the purple side win the final victory.Mission Reward: Resurrection Armor. '

'The task will start in five hours, please prepare the host.Special reminder, this is a different Summoner's Rift, please don't judge him based on the League of Legends game. '

 Well, even if the [-]th update is guaranteed, I will update the rest, and I will update it slowly. If it does not exceed the [-]th update, it will be updated within today.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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