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Chapter 107
Village head Tang babbled a lot more, and then Fang Ze translated, "Our hometown was destroyed by a huge mudslide not long ago. We had no choice but to pass through the I entered a cave and came here. Then I met a very kind person.”

Village head Tang pointed to Fang Ze after putting on make-up, "This is the man. He and his trucking convoy met us, brought us to the city, and then contacted the government to arrange a place for us to live. .”

Fang Ze's previous warehouse in Haiping City was originally rented by Guoan, and the ID photo of the owner of the warehouse is similar to where Fang Ze is now after putting on makeup, so this statement is very reasonable.

After all, on China's territory, the government has enough time and strength to make all unreasonable things reasonable.

After the CCTV reporter finished asking questions, the Associated Press reporter stood up and asked a lot of questions in English.

Fang Ze looked at the Associated Press reporter and replied in Chinese, "Sorry, please speak in Chinese, I don't understand English."

The Associated Press reporter was a little dissatisfied, but there was nothing he could do, so he stammered in Chinese and asked, "I want to ask, where is the cave where the pandaren came to Haiping City from Pandaya?"

There is no need for Fang Ze to answer this question. A Chinese military officer standing next to him said, "We have sent people to look for this cave before. Just yesterday, there was a small earthquake in that place, and many caves They were all destroyed by the earthquake, and the Pandaren left in a hurry and didn’t make a mark, so the cave can no longer be found.”

That's right, an earthquake did occur in a mountainous area next to Haiping City yesterday, but it was not a natural earthquake, but a small explosion experiment conducted by the Huaxia military.

No real proof of death.

What else did the reporter of the Associated Press want to ask? At this time, the staff at the venue had indicated that another reporter from Russia could ask questions.

"What I want to ask is, is it true that there was a video showing that pandaren know magic and qigong?"

This question was answered by Lao Chen. He said Fang Ze and translated, "We pandaren don't know magic. What you saw before was our qigong."

As Lao Chen spoke, he began to perform live, only to see Lao Chen's body shake, and an invisible wave of air rushed towards everyone.

Although the air waves were not big, everyone present could clearly feel a gust of wind blowing by.You must know that this is a closed environment, and there is no wind-making machine found, so it seems beyond doubt that the panda people know Qigong.

"Then, may I ask, what are the main functions of qigong?" The Russian reporter asked again.

This kind of treatment and the fact that CCTV reporters can ask two questions immediately made the Associated Press reporter who was forcibly stopped from asking the second question just now uncomfortable.

"The main function of qigong is to prolong life, exercise the body, and heal some injuries. Of course, if you encounter enemies, qigong can also be used to defend against enemies."

Of course, this sentence was said by Fang Ze after distorting what Lao Chen said. The first sentence of Lao Chen is that qigong is used to kill the enemy, and then it can heal the wounds in the battle, increasing the fighting time, and finally the last sentence What is useless is prolonging life.

Fang Ze is a little thankful that he is doing the translation by himself at the moment. If Routuanzi is asked to translate, it is estimated that Routuanzi will tell the truth.

Man, the necessary disguise is still there.If you can be cute, you have to be cute first. When you can't be cute, it's not too late to show your fangs.

Although we can rely on strength to make a living, but if we can be cute, we must be cute.

After the Russian reporters finished their questions and answers, reporters from several countries with good relations with China asked some irrelevant questions, and it was the turn of the German reporters.

The German reporter is very proficient in Chinese, and he probably knew that he only had one chance to ask questions, so he asked directly,
"I noticed your answer just now. According to the pandaren, they met you after they left Pandaya. Then, how do you know the pandaren language? I think even if you have language talent Humans, it is impossible to learn a brand new language in just a few days. So, either you and these panda people have known each other for a long time, or you have been translating the words of cat people indiscriminately just now."

The German reporter's question immediately lit up all the reporters present.Yeah, the pandaren said they came out of Pandaya only a few days ago, how did this man learn the pandaren language?
Moreover, the pandaren just now made it very clear that they don't know magic, they only know qigong, so there is no such thing as a pandaren teaching this man to speak the pandaren language with magic.

When there was a lot of discussion off the court, Routuanzi, who had been acting cute to the camera, finally remembered what his mission was. He stood up and said in Chinese, "Daddy didn't lie!"

Routuanzi's Chinese sentence made the whole venue fall into silence, followed by more grand discussions and more flashing lights.

Because all the previous videos about pandaren were filmed when the warehouse was fighting a fire. At that time, even Routuanzi himself could not speak Chinese.

Therefore, in everyone's general perception, pandaren may communicate with humans in a way similar to telepathic communication, and they do not know human language.

But now, this cute little panda can speak Chinese!
Fang Ze picked up the meat dumpling, and the panda immediately became the focus of the field.

The German reporter wanted to continue asking questions, but his number of questions had been used up, so he could only sit down helplessly.

Fang Ze explained directly, "What I didn't tell you before is that although the pandaren don't know magic, their ancestors left them a magic scroll. Although I don't know who made this magic scroll, its The function is to allow two creatures to sign a contract, and then both sides will learn each other's language. Routuanzi and I are the two creatures who signed the contract, and we are also witnesses of the friendship between the Han nationality and the great panda tribe."

At this time, Routuanzi also put his small arms around Fang Ze's shoulders very cooperatively at this time, and said in a childish voice, "Well, daddy is the best."

Moe is dead!
The photographer present quickly took pictures of this scene.

Questions continued, and this time it was finally Albert's turn from Reuters.Ebert thinks that Reuters is one of the four pillars of the Western press anyway, and he is a little annoyed that it took so long to get his turn.

So Albert asked directly. "According to the videos that have been circulated, the qigong of the panda people is very miraculous. Do the panda people have any idea of ​​teaching qigong to human beings to benefit the earth?"

(End of this chapter)