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Chapter 317 Clay Sculpture Iron Eater (Fifth Change)

Pandas, Chinese National Treasures.

The main place of life is all over Sichuan Province. It is rumored that he is Chi You's mount, extremely ferocious, and even more famous as an iron-eating beast.

No one would have thought that many years later, the legendary beast would become the cute beast it is today.

Wherever you go, you can turn into a group of friends, big and small. Regardless of men or women, you will be attracted by the cute and cute figure.

So, when everyone heard that they could see the pandas, they didn't refuse the 100 yuan fee. Even though it was really expensive, they didn't hesitate. They paid their own money and handed it over to the uncle.

The uncle said with a smile on his face, eat less, there is no toilet here, if you have diarrhea, you will be finished, and everyone has black lines on their faces.

I said, Uncle, your fruit is poisoned after eating, isn’t that why you deliberately don’t let us eat your fruit.

It's all about complaining, but everyone still joined in the fruit fight.

Sure enough, as the uncle said, strawberries, apples, pears, grapes, dates, and oranges are all available. After a period of laughing and joking, everyone finally decided to go to see the cute pet and national treasure panda.

Especially a large group of little girls, even Jiang Wan'er couldn't wait.

But when everyone saw the so-called pandas, they suddenly felt dumbfounded.

Uncle, can you really be a little more funny?

"Here, why do I feel like two Teddy?"

"I feel the same way, except that their eye circles are painted black, and some places are painted white."

"This must be a body dyed by an amateur hair dyer, it's too ugly."

"Is this a panda? Look at that one over there, it looks like it is indeed a cat, but why did that one catch a mouse!"

"These ones seem to be really pandas, but Nima, why are they made of clay?"

Listen, listen to the comments of these students, can you not laugh and cry, I saw that in front of everyone, there were slightly larger cages, and each cage contained a small animal.

It's not just cages, there are some rooms, and the rooms are also animals.

It's just that these animals have one characteristic, that is, they are all dyed with pigments to look like pandas.

But, Nima, dyeing Teddy into a panda, this kind of imagination, I am afraid that only Uncle Orchard can do it, cheating, everyone can only say so.

Looking at the only few giant pandas, they turned out to be fake, made of clay.

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, but they were even more angry, and they were going to settle accounts with the uncle, but when the uncle called, he said confidently: "Isn't this a panda? If you haven't seen a panda, don't talk nonsense."

"Hey! Uncle, we are not blind. We all know what a panda looks like." Pang Wendong also recovered his excitement at this time, and the pain on his body was gone.

What he thought was that the stone was not hit hard, but he didn't know that it was because of Zhou Yu.

"What is this young man talking about? I didn't lie to you. Isn't this a panda? I didn't say whether it was dead or alive." The uncle said coldly, pointing to the clay pandas.

Everyone vomited blood, peat, and this kind of routine.

Uncle, can you stop being so funny.

"Uncle, you are cheating consumers, do you know that you are violating laws and regulations?" Jiang Wan'er said angrily. After all, she brought her class to the party and encountered such a thing.

"What are you talking about, little girl! How did I deceive you? National treasures, are we able to pull them here for viewing? This is the most basic situation, I don't believe you don't know, no It’s illegal to keep a national treasure panda in captivity. I can dye a few teddy bears for you and make them pandas. If you don’t thank me, forget it. If you want to see real pandas, go to the panda base! What are you doing here?”

The uncle seemed a little angry when he spoke, and said, "Okay, okay, you have been in for two hours, the time is up, hurry up and leave."

"No, uncle, why is there still a time limit!" Someone said angrily.

"Hey, why are you guys so unreasonable? I think you should be college students. Why are the quality of college students so low now?" The uncle said angrily: "It's written on the gate, don't read it yourself! Enter the orchard, One hundred and one two hours."

Hearing the uncle's words, everyone was stunned on the spot. Everyone was convinced that when they came in, there was absolutely no word that said 100 two hours.

But at this time the uncle spoke so confidently, I think he must have hung up.

If everyone doesn't know that they have been tricked, they are a bunch of fools.

Zhou Yu said depressingly: "Uncle, you are a piece of land, 100 yuan per person, you are blackmailing."

"Hey, young man, are you threatening uncle? I have two Tibetan mastiffs over there. If you are arrogant today, just wait. I'm not afraid of you. If you don't leave, you will trespass on the orchard." The boss said angrily. Hearing this, everyone was taken aback again.

Then each face showed fear, Tibetan mastiff, that is a ferocious animal, although most people don't believe that the boss will really release it, but they are still scared when they think about it!

Zhou Yu glanced around, and suddenly saw a fish pond in the distance, and said, "Let's not go, let's go fishing in the fish pond."

"Fishing is fine, one thousand per hour, two hours at most..." The boss smiled when he heard it, and he was even more delighted in his heart. Naturally, the fish pond was prepared by him a long time ago, and the purpose was naturally to make more people fall for it. .

"Uncle, open your eyes when you see money!" Zhou Yu sneered and said, "Eat a piece of fruit, one hundred per person, and now it's 1000 yuan an hour."

"How much you catch and how much you take, I won't say anything." The boss snorted coldly, as if he had won the crowd.Jiang Wan'er said angrily: "Uncle, you will definitely not be able to catch fish in your fish pond. You see so many of us come to eat fruit with you. No matter what you say, you have to give us a free hour or two!"

"Impossible." The boss didn't want to say it, but he said suddenly: "However, you are right, I am also happy today, uncle, how about it, 500 yuan, fishing for an hour, how many fish come out, how many fish you take , Fishing rods and everything are over there, go get them yourself.”

After the boss finished speaking, everyone only thought that what the boss said was acceptable and authentic.Know something about the world.

But Zhou Yu understood that this should not be that simple.

The boss said first, 500 yuan!Then he directly said that the fishing rod is over there.

This seems to be no problem, but it is the most common method of sales. It will give you the result directly, and you will subconsciously follow what he said.

Everyone naturally felt that it was half cheaper, and they still had fishing rods. Naturally, they happily went to fetch the fishing rods to prepare for fishing, but they didn't know what the boss was thinking.

(End of this chapter)