Lawyer in the world of film and television

Chapter 413 413. Holding hands
"We're getting engaged."

"Oh, congratulations."

"congratulations."

"To grow old together."

"Born your son early."

Listening to Guan Gu and Tang Youyou excitedly announcing the news that they are going to get married.

As a result, everyone in the apartment responded indifferently, and then those who should read newspapers read newspapers, and those who should play games played games, as if they hadn't heard anything.

Guan Gu looked at the indifferent crowd and asked with some embarrassment: "Don't you guys react with any surprise?
We are getting married!You didn't respond to such explosive news? "

"Guan Guan, it's engagement."

"It's all the same. The news is so explosive, why do they seem to know it long ago?"

It's embarrassing for you to be like this. I thought you would look surprised, but you didn't respond at all.

"Ah~"

"Oh~"

"How did you guys get married? We're so surprised~"

Looking at the few people pretending to be surprised, Guan Gu said indifferently: "You don't have to be so perfunctory with me..."

"What good habits do you two have for getting married? I'd be surprised if you two don't get married again. "

Lu Ziqiao complained indifferently while digging a black unknown object from the bowl and eating it.

Is it any surprise that you two in your late 30s are getting married?

Any surprises?

Don't you two have any idea of ​​your age?Do you think you can gallop like me?

When Tang Youyou heard this, he compared his fists to Zi Qiao: "As the saying goes, a woman has 31 flowers, Zi Qiao, do you have any opinion on your little aunt's age?"

He actually hinted that he was getting old, it was your little aunt who couldn't hold a knife anymore, or your Lu Ziqiao was gone.

Zhang Wei accurately added a knife next to him: "Yuyou, you made a mistake, there are 31 flowers for men, and [-] bean curd residues for women (†"ℓ). "

Hearing this, Qin Yumo next to him turned pale, and asked a little embarrassedly: "...can I continue to celebrate my 28th birthday this year? Just pretend I haven't had it this year?"

Lu Ziqiao was eating next to him and said, "...Yu Mo, let's face the reality, you are about to run away, not only you, but everyone else is like this too."

When it comes to girls she doesn't know how to date, Lu Ziqiao always hits the nail on the head and hits the sore spot.

"Shut up, Lu Ziqiao! Can't my mask stop your mouth?"

You dare to complain about me while eating my mask, don’t you want to live?

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao innocently shrugged his shoulders, then dug a lump of black from the bowl and wiped it on his mouth.

"I'm almost 30, but now I don't have a boyfriend... Don't talk about it, I want to be quiet."

Qin Yumo seemed to have thought of something desperate, and collapsed powerlessly on the sofa.

I feel that life is so hopeless. I am so beautiful that I can't give up on myself. How could this happen?
Lu Ziqiao smiled and said beside her: "I just met a girl recently, her name is Jing Jing, do you want to meet her?"

And Lu Zhanbo also comforted at the side: "It's okay, my sister doesn't have a boyfriend, and late marriage and late childbearing are popular nowadays."

"Zhanbo, there is something wrong with what you said, Yumo is a girl, and Yifei is a female doctor.

These two human species are different, how can they be compared together?When I saw you, I didn't listen carefully in class! "

"Oh my god! It's bent! It's bent! Hu Yifei is bent!"

Everyone hadn't started playing the female doctor stalk, but Teacher Zeng ran in like crazy, grabbing his hair as if something serious had happened.

"It's over? What happened? Hu Yifei was bombed?" Zi Qiao asked a little strangely when he heard this.

In Lu Ziqiao's view, Yuanzi's boyfriend in Detective Conan can avoid machine guns at close range, and Mao Lilan can avoid pistols.

In the same way, Zi Qiao felt that Hu Yifei, who also studied Taekwondo, should have no problem.

Since pistols and machine guns are no good, and other weapons are excluded, the only way to sanction is to use atomic bombs.

"No! She's bent!"

Zhang Wei listened to what Zeng Xiaoxian kept repeating: "Why is he finished? Could it be that he was expelled from school?

Is the principal of their school dead?Dare to fire Hu Yifei?Everyone should know her name! "

What you said is very strange. You have been talking all the time. What's going on?Make it clear!

The more Mr. Zeng talked, the more anxious he became, and the more he spoke, the more inarticulate: "No, it's not over, it's bent!"

Qin Yumo felt confused when he heard Zeng Xiaoxian's slurred words: "What's the end of the game? Teacher Zeng, are you talking about tongue twisters?"

"No, Hu Yifei, she is bent!"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his palm in grief and indignation, then half clenched his fist fiercely, expressing his meaning vividly.

bent...

"Nani!"

"No!"

"Sister Yifei?"

"Are women also called bends?"

"It should be called out, right?"

"No, I said that a female doctor can't find a boyfriend, and you still don't believe it."

"By the way, it seems that there is no way to get married now, right?"

"But even if Yifei is the third gender, there is no way to have children. What will happen to the children in the future?"

Looking at the people who were getting more and more crooked, Zeng Xiaoxian said very seriously: "STOP! This is a very serious topic! Don't make jokes, okay?!"

"Mr. Zeng, do you have any evidence? Could it be that you saw Sister Yifei..."

While talking, Tang Youyou hugged herself distressedly, as if thinking of some unsightly picture.

Looking at Tang Youyou's appearance, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what strange things he thought of: "It's not as wretched as you think!
I saw... I saw, she was shopping with a girl holding hands!Isn't this ironclad evidence? "

"Tch, what's the matter?"

Zhang Wei made a disdainful voice when he heard this, what's the point of holding hands?
You are simply making a fuss, there are so many female teachers in other schools, holding hands and walking around the street, what's so strange?

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said a little excitedly: "It's so easy to say, just stretch out your hand."

Zhang Wei felt a little strange, he didn't know what this guy wanted to do, but he still stretched out his hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei's outstretched hand, grabbed it with lightning speed, and clasped his fingers tightly.

Suddenly, a disgusting feeling arose in Zhang Wei's heart. Zhang Wei immediately shook off Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Zhang Wei's disgusting reaction, and said aggrievedly: "Look! I just said it! It's not normal to hold hands!"

(End of this chapter)