Lawyer in the world of film and television
Chapter 34. 34. The daily life of salted fish in the love apartment
Chapter 34. 34. The daily life of salted fish in the love apartment
"Yes."
"I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry... Zhang Wei, we're in the same group, what are you doing blocking my card, I'll win immediately!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining card in his hand and complained.
"I believe in myself more, fried."
Zhang Wei threw out all his remaining cards, indicating that he had won again.
"Damn! Auntie, I have never lost so many times. Come on, if I don't win today, you don't want to leave."
Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei's empty hands, and slapped the table angrily, saying that she had never been so angry.
"That's right, Zhang Wei, you've won thirteen hands including this one, so you won't be cheating." Zeng Xiaoxian said incredulously.
"Yes, did you cheat?" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei aggressively and asked, how could Doudizhu lose thirteen times in a row.
"Teacher Zeng, we are in the same group. If I win, it means you won. Why are you tearing down my platform?"
Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Zhang Wei couldn't help complaining, "Yifei is a landlord, okay? The two of us belong together."
"Wait a minute, you mean, I just beat Hu Yifei thirteen times in a row, hahaha (ω)hiahiahia"
Teacher Zeng suddenly reacted when he heard this, and suddenly felt like he had reached the pinnacle of his life.
Zhang Wei looked at Mr. Zeng who might be so excited that he was about to die suddenly. He was a little helpless. Is there anything to be happy about winning the Landlord?
There is no bet, Mr. Zeng has been oppressed by Yifei for too long, and his mind is about to be twisted.
"None of your business, Zhang Wei, how did you do it?" Hu Yifei asked Zhang Wei regardless of the arrogant Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Inference, this deck of playing cards has been used for a long time, and many of the cards have obvious wrinkles on the back, which are easy to recognize."
"And Mr. Zeng and I are in the same group, and never defended me. I saw his cards easily, and then you put the cards in a special order every time. Of course, it is very easy to guess yours. Card."
Zhang Wei explained the principle very easily. Of course, it is simple to say, but if you really want to do it, you need a certain amount of memory and analysis ability.
But obviously, Mr. Zeng did not have such awareness.
"Oh! So that's it, it's too simple."
"Simple wool, do you think that your brain without a little brain capacity can do this kind of thing?"
Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who suddenly realized, as if he could do it easily, and sneered, why this guy doesn't have any self-knowledge.
"Is that a comparison? Scientific experiments have proved that boys are better at analyzing than girls." Teacher Zeng didn't know why his self-confidence suddenly burst, and he actually provoked Hu Yifei.
... Although I don't know which scientific experiment proved it, it is obvious that Mr. Zeng forgot.
Yi Fei,
Not female.
"Are you challenging me?" Hu Yifei pressed her hand on the table, squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian, and the glass under her hand began to crack.
"...A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands. Besides, it's not a big deal that I'm smarter than you."
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva, and fell back on the sofa. He seemed to be timid, but he still kept talking.
"It seems that I need to test your IQ so that you can get to know yourself anew."
"Come on, who is afraid of whom!" Seeing that Hu Yifei had no intention of doing anything, Zeng Xiaoxian stopped being timid and started provoking.
"Okay, if you can answer my quiz correctly, I will admit that you are smarter than me, and I will give you another 50 yuan."
"Hahaha, I just knew that my brother Xian has one thing: I rely on my own wisdom to make a fortune, and today is the first pot of gold." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out loud when he heard this.
"That……"
"I'll be the referee!"
Zhang Wei was about to raise his hand to show that he would be the referee. When it was exciting, Tang Youyou suddenly jumped out from nowhere, holding an inflatable hammer in his hand.
"Yuyou, where did you come from? Aren't you filming?" Hu Yifei looked at Tang Youyou who suddenly jumped out and asked in surprise.
"Don't worry about these details, the game starts in 30 seconds!" Yoyo excitedly hit the table with an inflatable hammer.
"Why don't polar bears eat penguins?"
"Because polar bears are at the North Pole, and penguins are at the South Pole..." Zhang Wei blurted out when he heard this question, and the three people next to him immediately looked at him with malicious eyes.
"Sorry, you continue." Zhang Wei scratched his lips, indicating that he closed the zipper on his mouth.
"This question doesn't count, come again."
"Come on, come on."
"Ask, why do mice walk on two legs?"
"Mickey Mouse, it's too simple." Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out with a big laugh, expressing that his IQ is more than enough to face this kind of problem.
"Okay, next question, the bet is 100 yuan, will you come?" Hu Yifei said to Zeng Xiaoxian like an old witch abducting a child.
"It's too simple, give me money, don't I want it?" Mr. Zeng said confidently when he heard this.
Alas, Zhang Wei sighed from the sidelines. The first question is so simple, it is obviously to lure you into the bait and trick you later.
"The mouse that walks on two legs is Mickey Mouse, and the duck that walks on two legs..."
"Donald Duck!"
Before Hu Yifei finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out directly.
"That's great, congratulations, you've learned to answer quickly." Hu Yifei clapped her hands like coaxing a child, as if praising Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Of course."
"Unfortunately, I got the wrong answer." Hu Yifei saw that her nose was about to go up to Zeng Xiaoxian, and stabbed her with a smile.
"How is it possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed when he heard this, it was obvious that this was the correct answer.
"All ducks walk on two legs." Hu Yifei looked at the bewildered Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile and said the correct answer.
"Mr. Zeng, you owe Yifei 50 yuan now." Tang Youyou smiled and made up for it.
"Again, I was in a bad state just now, and now I have adjusted."
"A cow walks on four legs. Excuse me, why?"
"Why? He has four legs, so there's no reason."
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, because cows walk on four legs, so why not.
"It's time!" Tang Youyou looked at the messy Zeng Xiaoxian and said again.
"Of course the cow is being fed." Hu Yifei clapped her hands and laughed loudly.
"Damn, you are doing a brain teaser, Zhang Wei, please judge."
Facing the fact that he failed, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little ashamed, so he could only find excuses to cover up and asked Zhang Wei for help.
"It's normal to test IQ with brain teasers." Hearing this, Zhang Wei moved to Hu Yifei's side, and stood on Hu Yifei's side very sincerely.
"you……"
"next question……"
Thanks for the early birds, the 500 point reward of Broken Crystal City
(End of this chapter)
"Yes."
"I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry... Zhang Wei, we're in the same group, what are you doing blocking my card, I'll win immediately!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining card in his hand and complained.
"I believe in myself more, fried."
Zhang Wei threw out all his remaining cards, indicating that he had won again.
"Damn! Auntie, I have never lost so many times. Come on, if I don't win today, you don't want to leave."
Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei's empty hands, and slapped the table angrily, saying that she had never been so angry.
"That's right, Zhang Wei, you've won thirteen hands including this one, so you won't be cheating." Zeng Xiaoxian said incredulously.
"Yes, did you cheat?" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei aggressively and asked, how could Doudizhu lose thirteen times in a row.
"Teacher Zeng, we are in the same group. If I win, it means you won. Why are you tearing down my platform?"
Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Zhang Wei couldn't help complaining, "Yifei is a landlord, okay? The two of us belong together."
"Wait a minute, you mean, I just beat Hu Yifei thirteen times in a row, hahaha (ω)hiahiahia"
Teacher Zeng suddenly reacted when he heard this, and suddenly felt like he had reached the pinnacle of his life.
Zhang Wei looked at Mr. Zeng who might be so excited that he was about to die suddenly. He was a little helpless. Is there anything to be happy about winning the Landlord?
There is no bet, Mr. Zeng has been oppressed by Yifei for too long, and his mind is about to be twisted.
"None of your business, Zhang Wei, how did you do it?" Hu Yifei asked Zhang Wei regardless of the arrogant Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Inference, this deck of playing cards has been used for a long time, and many of the cards have obvious wrinkles on the back, which are easy to recognize."
"And Mr. Zeng and I are in the same group, and never defended me. I saw his cards easily, and then you put the cards in a special order every time. Of course, it is very easy to guess yours. Card."
Zhang Wei explained the principle very easily. Of course, it is simple to say, but if you really want to do it, you need a certain amount of memory and analysis ability.
But obviously, Mr. Zeng did not have such awareness.
"Oh! So that's it, it's too simple."
"Simple wool, do you think that your brain without a little brain capacity can do this kind of thing?"
Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who suddenly realized, as if he could do it easily, and sneered, why this guy doesn't have any self-knowledge.
"Is that a comparison? Scientific experiments have proved that boys are better at analyzing than girls." Teacher Zeng didn't know why his self-confidence suddenly burst, and he actually provoked Hu Yifei.
... Although I don't know which scientific experiment proved it, it is obvious that Mr. Zeng forgot.
Yi Fei,
Not female.
"Are you challenging me?" Hu Yifei pressed her hand on the table, squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian, and the glass under her hand began to crack.
"...A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands. Besides, it's not a big deal that I'm smarter than you."
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva, and fell back on the sofa. He seemed to be timid, but he still kept talking.
"It seems that I need to test your IQ so that you can get to know yourself anew."
"Come on, who is afraid of whom!" Seeing that Hu Yifei had no intention of doing anything, Zeng Xiaoxian stopped being timid and started provoking.
"Okay, if you can answer my quiz correctly, I will admit that you are smarter than me, and I will give you another 50 yuan."
"Hahaha, I just knew that my brother Xian has one thing: I rely on my own wisdom to make a fortune, and today is the first pot of gold." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out loud when he heard this.
"That……"
"I'll be the referee!"
Zhang Wei was about to raise his hand to show that he would be the referee. When it was exciting, Tang Youyou suddenly jumped out from nowhere, holding an inflatable hammer in his hand.
"Yuyou, where did you come from? Aren't you filming?" Hu Yifei looked at Tang Youyou who suddenly jumped out and asked in surprise.
"Don't worry about these details, the game starts in 30 seconds!" Yoyo excitedly hit the table with an inflatable hammer.
"Why don't polar bears eat penguins?"
"Because polar bears are at the North Pole, and penguins are at the South Pole..." Zhang Wei blurted out when he heard this question, and the three people next to him immediately looked at him with malicious eyes.
"Sorry, you continue." Zhang Wei scratched his lips, indicating that he closed the zipper on his mouth.
"This question doesn't count, come again."
"Come on, come on."
"Ask, why do mice walk on two legs?"
"Mickey Mouse, it's too simple." Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out with a big laugh, expressing that his IQ is more than enough to face this kind of problem.
"Okay, next question, the bet is 100 yuan, will you come?" Hu Yifei said to Zeng Xiaoxian like an old witch abducting a child.
"It's too simple, give me money, don't I want it?" Mr. Zeng said confidently when he heard this.
Alas, Zhang Wei sighed from the sidelines. The first question is so simple, it is obviously to lure you into the bait and trick you later.
"The mouse that walks on two legs is Mickey Mouse, and the duck that walks on two legs..."
"Donald Duck!"
Before Hu Yifei finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out directly.
"That's great, congratulations, you've learned to answer quickly." Hu Yifei clapped her hands like coaxing a child, as if praising Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Of course."
"Unfortunately, I got the wrong answer." Hu Yifei saw that her nose was about to go up to Zeng Xiaoxian, and stabbed her with a smile.
"How is it possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed when he heard this, it was obvious that this was the correct answer.
"All ducks walk on two legs." Hu Yifei looked at the bewildered Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile and said the correct answer.
"Mr. Zeng, you owe Yifei 50 yuan now." Tang Youyou smiled and made up for it.
"Again, I was in a bad state just now, and now I have adjusted."
"A cow walks on four legs. Excuse me, why?"
"Why? He has four legs, so there's no reason."
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, because cows walk on four legs, so why not.
"It's time!" Tang Youyou looked at the messy Zeng Xiaoxian and said again.
"Of course the cow is being fed." Hu Yifei clapped her hands and laughed loudly.
"Damn, you are doing a brain teaser, Zhang Wei, please judge."
Facing the fact that he failed, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little ashamed, so he could only find excuses to cover up and asked Zhang Wei for help.
"It's normal to test IQ with brain teasers." Hearing this, Zhang Wei moved to Hu Yifei's side, and stood on Hu Yifei's side very sincerely.
"you……"
"next question……"
Thanks for the early birds, the 500 point reward of Broken Crystal City
(End of this chapter)
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