Chapter 334 334. Big Head

"Drip~"

Zhang Wei took out his access card and swiped it on the gate of the community. The gate of the community opened immediately, and Zhang Wei walked in naturally.

It's like going back to my own home.

And Gu Xiaojiao took the access card handed over by Zhang Wei, swiped the card, passed the gate, and followed Zhang Wei in.

As soon as the two of them entered the door, they hadn't taken two steps.

Suddenly a big head popped out of the security room at the back: "You, yes, those two over there, wait a minute.

The two of you just used one card to get in, this is against the rules, come and register. "

Hearing this, Zhang Wei turned his head and took a look, only to see a familiar big head.

Damn, how come even a security guard is a familiar face, isn't it scary?
Is my luck so good?
When Gu Xiaojiao turned around and saw the big eyes, his eyes widened immediately, as if he had discovered something shocking, he blurted out and cursed: "Bastard!

Didn't you get caught?How come here? !You actually escaped from prison! "

"???"

The security guard had a black question mark on his face when he heard this, what the hell, what did I get caught, what did I escape from prison?
Where is it?

I am a law-abiding good citizen, why should I go in?Why did I escape from prison without going in.

Also, this is the first time the two of us have met, how can there be such a curse!
Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are a pretty girl!Just a few words of scolding!

Gu Xiaojiao pointed at the security guard and shouted loudly: "Bastard, you stand here and don't move, I will call the police now!
Lu Shiyi, you bastard!You actually ran out!You wait for the crime to increase, and you will sit in prison! "

"If you tell me not to move, don't move! If you don't move, you're bastard!"

The security guard immediately became anxious when he heard this, and got out of the pavilion directly.

You thought you were my mother!I still want to listen to you!
"Wait a minute, don't worry, let's figure out the situation before we talk."

Seeing this situation, Zhang Wei seemed to understand something, and immediately grabbed Gu Xiaojiao's hand that was about to call the police.

If the police are really called, this oolong will be a big mess!

When Gu Xiaojiao heard this, he became even more anxious: "Senior, what are you talking about! Isn't this bastard just..."

what happened?Isn't this inexplicable?
Isn't senior Zhang Wei a participant in that case? Couldn't he recognize this guy?

This guy looks so distinctive?
Zhang Wei quickly comforted Gu Xiaojiao: "No, don't worry, you might be the wrong person!

There are so many people who look alike in the world, it's not surprising if you admit your mistake, you need to make sure first. "

"How is it possible? I know this bastard turned into ashes!
And his face is so big, there is no other one in the world. "

Gu Xiaojiao pointed to the face of the security guard who came out and said angrily, how could he admit his mistake.

I will never forget this face in my life!

It was the owner of this face that ruined his family and lost his father when he was young.

My originally beautiful life was suddenly shattered, from a white swan to an ugly duckling.

In order to buy back my childhood house, I have to sell myself, and I can accept any kind of people.

How many times have I received cold eyes, cold reception, and deception...

"What turns into ashes? It's not enough to be caught, but it has to be turned into ashes?

I provoked you, and you cursed me so! ?How much do I owe you? Me? ! "

The security guard was so angry when he heard this, did he curse people to death as soon as they met?It's not enough to die, you have to be crushed, you are too vicious, right?you woman!
"you……"

"That... I'm sorry, he admitted the wrong person, don't worry about it."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei quickly pulled back Gu Xiaojiao, who was jumping like a dragon, and said to the security guard with some embarrassment.

God knows why I just came to a community randomly, and I ran into the face bumping monster again.

Do you have any special constitution?We can always meet.

"How could I admit my mistake?! I will never forget this big face!" Gu Xiaojiao said to Zhang Wei angrily when he heard this.

After Lu Shiyi was arrested, he even took a special look to find out who the murderer who ruined his family was!
Hearing this, the security guard was also a little unhappy and said, "That's right! I'm so recognizable, how could I admit my mistake?!
No, why is my face so big? !Is it normal? "

"Yes! You see he admitted it! It's him, I'll call the police now!" Gu Xiaojiao said immediately after hearing this.

When the security guard heard this, he was immediately anxious: "What do I recognize?! Let me tell you, if you slander me casually, I will sue you for slander!
The police are here, let me see who is arresting whom?It must be to catch you! "

"What did I slander you?! Aren't you Lu Shiyi!

He was sentenced to 20 years, and he didn't stay in the prison for reform, but he dared to run out! "

Gu Xiaojiao pointed to the big face of the security guard and shouted, there are not many people in the world with such a big face!

I will never admit my mistake!You are definitely Lu Shiyi!

"What Lu Shiyi?! I won't change my name or surname! Gong Xiangzhao! Feng Gong's Gong, Wen Tianxiang's Xiang, Li Qingzhao's photo!
Gong Xiangzhao! "Gong Xiangzhao pointed directly at his nose and said, he looks so recognizable that no one has ever missed him since he was a child!
Today someone actually thinks of himself as someone else!It's just weird!

I feel like you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger!
When Gu Xiaojiao heard this, she acted like you were lying to ghosts: "Are you lying to ghosts?
Do you think I won't recognize you if you change your name casually?Didn't even go to Bangzi Country, just want to deceive people? ! "

You don't even have a whole face, so you want to change your identity?What you think is too simple!
You have to know that those people have to go to Thailand in order to hide their identities. Are you too unprofessional? !

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, he was immediately happy: "Bangzi?!

What are you kidding?Look at my face, do I know that this face can be corrected by plastic surgery?

Who can make it like this?I invite him to dinner with me! "

"You're still pretending!"

"What am I pretending to be?!"

"You are obviously Lu Shiyi!"

"I'm Gong Xiangzhao! Gong Xiangzhao! Just let me say it a few times!"

"I don't believe it! Unless you take out your ID card!"

"..."

Looking at the two people who seemed to be talking about cross talk in front of him, Zhang Wei kept wanting to intervene, but he just couldn't. The two quarreled too tacitly...

If you say something, I will follow immediately, without giving anyone a chance to intervene.

Are you the best match?

"Give it! Who is afraid of whom?!"

Gong Xiangzhao became anxious immediately, took out his ID card from his pocket, and stuffed it directly into Gu Xiaojiao's hand.

"Gong Xiangzhao... In 1985, you were born in [-]?" Gu Xiaojiao looked in disbelief when he saw the date of birth on his ID card.

Even if you apply for a fake ID card, you have to apply for one that matches your age!

Do you look like you were in your 20s?There is a little bit in my heart, a 40-year-old person, why pretend to be young? !
"Am I too old? Doesn't my face look like that of a post-80s generation? It's clearly the appearance of a post-80s generation!"

Gong Xiangzhao became even more impatient when he heard this, you said that my face is not recognizable, just admit it.

Now they even question that I don’t look like a post-80s generation!It is simply tolerable, what is unbearable.

I fight you with me!

"Gu Xiaojiao!" Zhang Wei yelled directly and pulled Gu Xiaojiao back. If the two of you continued arguing there, there would be no result at all.

"They took out their ID cards. It's obvious that you made a mistake. Don't say anything."

"I..." Gu Xiaojiao wanted to argue after hearing this, who knows if his ID card is forged.

"What did he admit? She obviously wanted to find fault with me!"

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, his face was full of disbelief. He had such a recognizable face that he had never been recognized by anyone.

With her appearance like this, she is clearly embarrassing me, Fat Tiger!

"What's wrong with you! What do you have to prove that you are you!" Gu Xiaojiao asked immediately after hearing this.

"I..." Hearing this, Gong Xiangzhao was stunned.

This question seems to have asked the most profound question in human history all at once.

How do you prove that you are you?This question seems to involve the fundamentals of the universe, and it is an unsolvable question.

who are you?Where are you from?where do you want to go?
Where did you come from and where did you die?

Why did you appear in this world?

What does your presence mean to the world?
You chose this world, or the world chose you.

"I... this community has been built for two years, and I worked here two years ago! Everyone here knows me!

Aunt Wang, you came just in time, tell him who I am? "

At this time, Gong Xiangzhao grabbed an aunt who had just entered the community and asked suddenly.

"Who are you? Also, call me Sister Wang, what auntie?!

At your age, do you have the nerve to call me auntie? "Aunt Wang said a little unhappy when she heard this.

What aunt?Do you know how to be polite?

How old are you, do you have no idea?
"I, me. I am Gong Xiangzhao!" Hearing what Gong Xiangzhao said, he became anxious immediately. He was obviously an old acquaintance, how could he not recognize him?

Have you crossed over by yourself?
"Who doesn't know?" Aunt Wang couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard this, isn't what you're talking about nonsense?
Are you not Gong Xiangzhao, or Luo Zhixiang?
After speaking, Aunt Wang turned around and left.

"Did you see? Me, Gong Xiangzhao!" Gong Xiangzhao looked at Aunt Wang who turned to leave, and turned to Gu Xiaojiao.

"..." Gu Xiaojiao took another look at Gong Xiangzhao, still a little skeptical.

Obviously they look exactly the same, but I feel that I am right that I did not admit my mistake, I feel unbelievable.

Seeing the silent Gu Xiaojiao, Gong Xiangzhao suddenly felt reasonable, and said with some seriousness: "Is there nothing to say?

Come here, you two, I suspect that the two of you are deliberately changing the subject, trying to sneak into the community with evil intentions! "

Hearing this, Zhang Wei quickly said: "Okay, don't be angry, he really admitted the wrong person, although you are indeed quite recognizable in appearance."

Gong Xiangzhao walked into his small pavilion, picked up the hat on the table, and put it on his head, but the hat was obviously three sizes too small.

I can't wear it no matter what...

Gong Xiangzhao said while wearing his hat, "Say it! What are you doing here?"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately said: "I am the owner here, it is not normal for me to go back to my house."

Gong Xiangzhao acted like you were teasing me when he heard what he said: "The owner?
Who are you lying to?I have worked here for two years, but I don't know anyone in this community?Want to lie to me?There are no doors.

What are you guys here for?Let me tell you, there are videos at the entrance, and you have been photographed.

If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll call the police immediately!You guys are going out with the police! "

"I was originally. Otherwise, how could I have the door card of the community?
The key card is only for the owner. After hearing this, Zhang Wei asked back.

Gong Xiangzhao smiled slightly, as if I had seen through it: "You are lying to a ghost! Who knows where you picked it up!"

Still want to lie to me?

Although a few of their colleagues said I was melon, but in fact most of them I compared witty!
"..."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard this. What you said made sense, but I couldn't refute it.

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, he put his hand in front of Zhang Wei: "Didn't you say that you are the owner inside?
Come on, we have information in our computer, take out your ID card and check it. "

Zhang Wei took out his ID card directly from the bag and put it on the table.

Gong Xiangzhao smiled disdainfully when he saw the ID card. Do you think I will believe it just by showing the ID card?Am I so easy to deceive?
I'll find out as soon as I look it up!We'll see what you say then!
As he said that, Gong Xiangzhao directly entered the number of this ID card on the computer, waiting for the appearance of no results.

then……

"Haha, so it's the owner of 3601! I didn't recognize it, I didn't recognize it, I'm sorry!" Gong Xiangzhao said with a bit of embarrassment after hearing what he said.

……

It's really the owner, and I actually admitted my mistake...

He won't complain about himself! ?If you complain, the team leader will deduct your salary again...

Life is so hard!The meal money is gone again.

"You believe it now." Zhang Wei looked at Gong Xiangzhao in front of me and asked me a question.

"Believe it, you also understand our work, sorry!"

Gong Xiangzhao handed over his ID card with some embarrassment, and adjusted his hat in embarrassment.

Zhang Wei looked at Gong Xiangzhao who kept putting hats on his head and couldn't help but said: "The hat is too small, don't bother."

"This is the biggest!"

"I'm sorry." Zhang Wei turned around and left when he heard Gong Xiangzhao.

excuse me!farewell!

"Why did he say sorry?" Gong Xiang looked at Zhang Wei who left, and said something inexplicably.

Gong Xiangzhao tugged at his hat, glanced at the mirror on the table: "Isn't this handsome?"

 sorry for the lateness
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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