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Chapter 2 2. Mouse, Hu Yifei

"Rats! Rats!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ah! There is a mouse! There is a mouse! Kill it!"

"what!"

At twelve o'clock at night, the screams of several men resounded throughout the love apartment.

When watching TV before, Zhang Wei still felt a little disdainful when he saw Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian being frightened into such a ghost by a mouse.

How can a big man be afraid of a mouse and be like that? What is there to be afraid of a mouse.

But looking at the mouse chasing the two people, Zhang Wei decisively closed the open door, and then peeked at the battle outside through the peephole on the door.

Why do the doors in the apartment have peepholes?
A stupendous apartment that needs no explanation.

I saw that the mouse seemed to be rather bold. Under the miraculous attack of the Yamato warrior Sekiya, it still refused to give the head, and kept dodging around, moving, moving, and moving.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle, Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle, looking back, digging out.

Lu Ziqiao picked up the alarm clock on the table and threw it at the mouse.

The alarm clock accurately hit the main output, Guan Gu Miracle, and Guan Gu Miracle fainted!

Zhang Wei couldn't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei couldn't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei also joined the battle circle.

……

"Yifei, you are really good. Where is Hu Yifei? You are Hu Yidao. You are even better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen." Zhang Wei sighed while mopping the blood on the ground with a mop.

In the TV series, there is no scene where Hu Yifei kills a mouse with his bare hands, but just now, Zhang Wei witnessed this scene with his own eyes.

Shocked!

As expected of the third gender beyond human beings, a female doctor.

"You good-for-nothings, some big men are actually afraid of a little mouse."

Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao who was shivering and hugging each other on the sofa, and Zeng Xiaoxian smiled contemptuously.

"It's not fear! It's not fear! It's called caring for animals, do you understand!"

When Zeng Xiaoxian, who was trembling, heard this, he immediately became unhappy, how could he lose face in front of Hu Yifei.

"I'm not afraid, it's just disgusting." Zhang Wei said indifferently, shrugging his shoulders while leaning on the mop.

And Ziqiao was still in a state of shock, hugging Teacher Zeng next to him, trembling, unable to speak a word.

"Who said I'm afraid of mice?"

At this time, Guan Gu clutched the back of his head and wobbled up from behind the sofa, looking at Lu Ziqiao with a painful expression on his face.

"Mr. Warrior, why did you faint on the floor just now?" Hu Yifei seemed to have heard a big joke, and then asked with a smile on her face.

"Guan Gu is really not afraid, but Ziqiao accidentally injured him when he hit the mouse with the alarm clock." Zhang Wei put the mop in the corner and explained while sitting on the sofa.

"From now on, don't yell in the middle of the night, and keep people from sleeping." Hu Yifei looked at the group of four living treasures in front of him a little speechlessly.

At this time, Tang Youyou also walked into the living room with the bear doll in his arms. While walking in, he kept yawning, as if he had just woken up.

"Look, Yoyo and I were woken up by you." Seeing Tang Youyou who walked in, Hu Yifei seemed to have conclusive evidence, and became more confident.

Who knew that upon hearing this, Tang Youyou, who was yawning, suddenly said, "Sister Yifei, I was woken up by you!"

Damn, I, Hu Yifei, don't want to lose face?
"It's all caused by these four bastards!" Hu Yifei thought for a moment, and directly blamed the four boys.

"Four? Isn't it just one mouse?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little strangely when he heard this.

Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng with caring eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "She's talking about the four of us."

Now Zhang Wei believes that Zeng Xiaoxian's ability to obtain the double master's degree from Jiaotong University is definitely due to the aura of the protagonist.

"what?"

Tang Youyou seemed a little scared when she heard this sentence, and pulled the tail of Guan Gu's dinosaur pajamas: "Why are there mice in the apartment?"

Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips, pointed at Zhang Wei and the others, and said, "The iPartment has never had any rats, and it's all thanks to you guys. You never throw away the leftovers! What about those rats who immigrate with their families?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao heard this, they were not ashamed, but rather proud, and even put on a pose.

"Wait, Yifei, I've only moved here for two days, so it shouldn't be my business, you can't get involved."

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed when he heard this, but he immediately realized, what does this have to do with him?

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes: "I'm worried that if you get close to ink, you will be black. Just these two bastards, even Guan Gu can be ruined."

"By the way, Guan Gu, didn't you tell me that there were cockroaches and rats in the apartment before, didn't you say this?"

Zhang Wei suddenly thought of the cockroach mouse, one of the four fantasy creatures in the iPartment, and turned to Guan Gu and asked.

"Did I tell you? No, no, the cockroach rat is much bigger than it. And the cockroach rat is a new species, a composite variant of a cockroach and a mouse, with a hard shell and 6 legs At the same time, it has the characteristics of gray hair and long tail and other characteristics of mice, so it is named cockroach mouse."

Guan Gu was a little strange when he heard Zhang Wei's words, did he tell Zhang Wei himself?

But he didn't care about it right away, and began to describe the cockroaches he found before vividly.

"Hey, Guan Gu, stop talking. If you keep talking, I'm sick." Hu Yifei felt goose bumps all over her body when she heard this, and quickly rubbed her arms.

"Ah, what should I do? It won't really become a rat's nest." Tang Youyou was a little scared and grabbed Guan Gu's tail.

"It's okay, don't we have Yifei? Don't say it's a cockroach mouse, even if it's a Gundam mouse, it's instant kill. Don't be afraid." Zhang Wei said confidently, as if he was the one who beat the mouse.

"If it really becomes a disaster, I'll kill you guys first, and then I'll kill the rats." Hearing this, Hu Yifei stared at Zhang Wei and the others with murderous eyes.

"What's the use of destroying us?"

"Destroying rats is a temporary solution, and eradicating you is to solve the problem from the root."

Seeing Hu Yifei's eyes, the three people sitting on the sofa moved back one space tacitly.

"I'm recruiting roommates now! You guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor, how will I recruit people then?"

"Why recruit a roommate if you have nothing to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little nervously, what if he recruited a handsome guy, wouldn't it be more dangerous.

"Zhanbo Wanyu has traveled around the world. It's fun to pay the rent for four people with Youyou."

After finishing speaking, Hu Yifei seemed to have thought of something, looked up and down the three people on the sofa, suddenly smiled, and said like a human trafficker tempting a child: "How about...Which one of you will move there? Don't worry, I can protect you !"

Hearing this, the three people sitting on the sofa moved back another space in an instant.

Hu Yifei's face turned cold instantly, and the smile gradually disappeared.

its not right……

Zhang Wei suddenly thought of something.

Why not move there?You must know that there are three beauties in the next bedroom, and I live a shameless cohabitation life between them.

And here, three big men with their feet buckled...

Do you even need to think about how to choose?

Looking at Hu Yifei who turned around and was about to leave, Zhang Wei shouted hastily.

"Wait a minute, Ikki."

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