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Chapter 194. 194. Continue to Fight the Japanese
Chapter 194. 194. Continue to Fight the Japanese
"For...why?"
After Lu Xiaobu was shot and fell to the ground, he desperately covered his wound with his hands, trying to stop the blood from flowing out, and then looked at Guan Gu Shengoro in disbelief.
What the hell?
Aren't we on the same team?Am I not a traitor?What are you hitting me for?Are you afraid that the script was wrong? !
"I have mastered all the secrets of the Chinese army's victory proficiently. A traitor like you will either leak our important information in the end, or be bought by others, or they will be their undercover agents.
The last time you have no skills, you will hold us back, so before you make a big mistake, I will kill you first, and those mistakes will not happen!Do you think it makes sense? "
"It makes sense." Lu Xiaobu nodded subconsciously when he heard this, and then thought about it, there is a reason for this.
"Taijun, I was wronged. I am loyal to the Great Neon Empire, greatly! I have shed blood for the emperor and made contributions to the empire. I want to see the commander."
Lu Xiaobu could only explain desperately, and then seemed to think of something, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw: "Taijun, I still have value! I have a little aunt, who is [-] years old. You can be the wife of the Taijun."
"Boom."
Just after Lu Xiaobu finished speaking, Guan Gu fired another shot, killing him directly, and then said silently: "Do you think your trick will succeed?!
Wanting to use beauty tricks to corrode my steel-like will is simply a daydream!You have to know that I receive guidance from all the teachers every day in the island country. "
After watching this scene, Dohiyuan began to clap his hands in amazement: "Amazing, Mr. Guan Gu is indeed the ultimate weapon cultivated by our Great Neon Empire!
Sure enough, the thinking is clear and the action is decisive. Even if you just arrived, you can solve the hidden dangers of our headquarters in one fell swoop!From now on, my big neon empire will be worry-free. "
"Hey, Mr. Doi Madoka won the award. It's just a trivial matter. Our real opponents are those anti-Japanese heros! These traitors are not worth mentioning." Guan Gu said as if I wasn't proud at all when he heard this.
Do Feiyuan seemed to be very confident when he heard this and said: "Regarding Mr. Gu's help, those anti-Japanese heros are nothing to mention. We will definitely fight a beautiful counterattack in the last year!"
Hearing this, Guangu bowed and said: "Of course, but I came here from Neon, and the journey will inevitably be a bit exhausting. Please also ask Mr. Doi Yuan to arrange a place for me! After I have a good rest, I will come Hurry to the battlefield immediately!"
Do Feiyuan told the little soldier standing next to him: "No problem! Ozawa, go and arrange a place for Mr. Guan Gu."
"Hi!" Ozawa immediately bowed at 90 degrees, and then trotted out of the office.
Guan Gu seemed to think of something at this time, and asked with some doubts: "By the way, Madoka Doi, I have never understood one thing. Why do we two neon people communicate in Chinese? Instead of Japanese Woolen cloth?"
"Hey, Mr. Guan Gu, although the two of us are Nihong people, we are now in the land of Huaguo, so isn't it normal to speak Chinese?
There is a saying in China that goes well, do as the Romans do, Mr. Guan Gu, although you have rich theoretical knowledge, there are still some things that you need to continue to learn. "
Hearing this, Doi Yuan said it as a matter of course.
When Guan Gu heard this, he nodded his head as usual: "Sao Ga, you really lived to learn! I have been taught.
But we all speak Chinese, why do we need a translator?And it's all fat. "
Doi Yuan replied righteously: "Guan Gu, as a successful person, how can he not have an interpreter by his side? As for why the fat man?
It is because we want to ensure that we will not be fooled by beauty, and finally make a correct judgment. "
Guan Gu looked as if what you said made sense, and nodded: "Si Gu, Mr. Doi Yuan is worthy of being a senior in the War of Resistance Against Japan! He knows so much. As expected, I have a lot to learn."
"Guan Gu is humble."
Guan Gu seemed to have thought of something at this time, and said to Dohi Madoka: "By the way, Dohi Madoka, please bring the flower girl that the traitor mentioned just now to my room."
"Ah?" Tu Feiyuan looked puzzled when he heard this: "Guan Gu, why is this? Didn't you say that this is a beauty trick they used to corrupt your will?"
When Guan Gu heard this, he acted as if it should be taken for granted: "That's right, it's because it's a beauty trick, that's why I asked you to send her to my room!
Just like what Madoka Doi said just now, although I have rich theoretical knowledge, I still need to learn more.
Although I have received training from various teachers in Neon, I think Huaguo girls are different from our teachers!
So I want to get to know them closely, to know what their beauty tricks look like, to know ourselves and our enemies. "
"Si Gu, Mr. Guan Gu is really far-sighted! I'll send her to your room right away, but I'm afraid..." Tu Feiyuan seemed to have something unspeakable behind her words.
Guan Gu seemed to see what he wanted to say, and said very confidently: "Don't worry, I have a will like steel, and it is impossible for me to be corrupted by them, hahaha..."
On the other side, on the frontal battlefield.
The machine guns of the Japanese army kept firing on the battlefield, while Zhang Wei's ancestor Zhang Xiaowei walked coquettishly on the battlefield.
As long as he shoots fast enough, the bullets will never catch up with him.
Every time he could only hit the place near him, finally, Zhang Xiaowei, wearing the military uniform of the martial arts team, jumped into the trench of the Japanese army at once.
The Japanese soldiers who were eating next to them were stunned. Zhang Xiaowei had quick eyesight and quick hands, and directly said that the devils snatched the grenades from them when they were in a daze, and threw them accurately into their shell boxes.
In the midst of an explosion, Zhang Xiaowei turned around and left the battlefield silently.
But just before he took two steps, he seemed to hear something behind him, so he took out his pistol and shot forward.
With Zhang Xiaowei's hand shaking violently, the bullet that came out of the chamber turned a corner and hit the only surviving devil behind him.
Don't ask why you don't look back and shoot because real men never look back at explosions.
After Zhang Wei finished speaking, everyone in the iPartment in the real world couldn't sit still: "Nani, Zhang Wei, what's the difference between what you did and what Yifei did just now? This is a sci-fi short film at all!"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly: "That's right, do you think it's a game? Bullets can turn corners? Even if it's a game, you have to turn on the game to turn corners!"
You guys are just cheating!And don't buy me a hang! "
Why are you one or two so powerful, but I am so wretched!This is so unfair!
When Hu Yifei heard this, she agreed with it and said, "That's right, there is no reason for the bullet to turn around!"
And hearing Hu Yifei's words, everyone looked at her again, as if your bullet didn't turn the corner when you said it just now.
Seeing the eyes of everyone, Hu Yifei felt a little guilty, and then said forcefully: "Actually, there is a reason for the bullet to turn!"
When Guan Gu heard this, he said in disbelief, "What's your reasoning? Yifei, don't just think that I'm an art student and you can lie to me."
Did you think it was tennis?You can also turn a corner, do you think you are the prince of tennis?
"That's right, Feifei, even elementary school students know that bullets can't bend." Tang Youyou nodded in agreement, even though I didn't graduate from elementary school, I know this bit of common sense!
Hu Yifei forcibly pulled out an explanation: "The moment the shooter ejected from the chamber, his wrist shook rapidly. This shaking gave the bullet a horizontal acceleration, thus forming an arc that allowed the bullet to turn. This is the legend. The gun fighting technique in the middle."
"...Yifei, you are bullying that there are no science students among us, are you?"
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he looked like you were teasing me. Even those sitting here were all liberal arts students, and they also studied physics in junior high school.
Based on your theory, the physics teacher in junior high school will cry, right? !
"I don't care, anyway, Newton can't control Huaguo. Movies, a little exaggeration is normal! Zhang Wei, go on."
Hu Yifei forcibly ended the topic with a wave of her hand. Why am I still responsible for solving physics problems when I am already dead? !
Zhang Wei nodded when he heard this, and continued his story.
After Zhang Xiaowei killed the devil, he came to a grave, where he burned paper.
While burning, Zhang Xiaowei sighed and said: "Grandpa, I killed another group of devils today, but this amount does not show my bravery at all!"
And at this time, Zhang Xiaowei's childhood sweetheart, Qin Xiaomo, came over.
(Voiceover:
Qin Yumo: Wait a minute?Why did I become Zhang Wei's childhood sweetheart?
Zhang Wei: The plot requires it. At this time, I need a vase! )
Seeing the sad Zhang Xiaowei, Qin Xiaomo comforted him: "Xiaowei, people cannot be resurrected after death, and besides, you have killed so many devils, your grandpa's spirit in heaven will also rest in peace."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaowei said in grief and indignation: "You don't know! When my grandfather was nine years old, he was brutally killed by neon devils. I hate devils."
Qin Xiaomo said helplessly when he heard this: "But you wiped out one of their divisions."
"There must be something wrong with them. We have wiped out hundreds of millions of devils in the hundreds of battles we have organized in Hengdian over the years.
But the devil seems to be killing endlessly, there must be something strange in it!Without this, there will never be a way to end this war! "
Zhang Xiaowei seemed to have made up his mind: "So I decided to sneak into the Japanese army headquarters and find this key information! Only in this way can we truly win this war!"
"Okay, I'll go with you!" Qin Xiaomo grabbed Zhang Xiaowei's hand and said affectionately: "The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so I dare to break with you!"
Zhang Xiaowei took Qin Xiaomo's hand and set the flag: "No, it's too dangerous. You should stay in the base area. When I come back, I'll buy you a diamond ring."
"No, I don't want a diamond ring, I just want you back."
"Don't you want a diamond ring as big as a pigeon egg?" Zhang Wei suddenly asked when he heard this.
"I'll wait for you to come back!"
……
Love Apartments.
Hearing this, Qin Yumo couldn't listen anymore: "Zhang Wei, do you think I'm such a woman who loses money in your heart?!"
"No? It's just setting up a flag before going out. Don't the protagonists have to do this kind of thing before going out?"
Zhang Wei said that he absolutely didn't mean it, and then asked: "In that case, don't you need a diamond ring as big as a pigeon egg?"
"Hmm..." Qin Yumo pondered for a while when he heard this, and then said, "Then you should come back earlier."
"Damn, Yu Mo? Are you serious?! You bought you with a diamond ring? And you cut the anti-Japanese show? Has it become an aunt drama?!"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said with disdain, you women are too realistic, and why did you change from an anti-Japanese drama to an anti-Japanese romance drama?
Qin Yumo replied after hearing the words: "Teacher Zeng, at least we are still fighting the enemy on the front line, but you are still in prison."
"Oh, that's because you didn't understand my real intention!" Teacher Zeng smiled wretchedly when he heard this, "Actually, I was arrested on purpose!"
At this time, Teacher Zeng continued to tell his story.
It turned out that Zeng Xian'er was an underground member, and he was lurking in Modu Beach to find out the secrets that the devils could never finish killing. That's why he was arrested on purpose, hoping to sneak into them.
And even under the cruel torture of the enemy's whip, candle oil, etc., Zeng Xianer insisted on not saying a word.
"Hiss." Just as Zeng Xianer was recuperating in the prison and thinking about his escape plan, another comrade appeared.
"Hey, Heavenly King Gedihu."
"Chicken stewed mushrooms!" Zeng Xian'er heard the signal, and immediately answered it, then turned over and came to the gate, and saw a woman appeared in front of her.
"Comrade, who are you?" Zeng Xianer looked at the woman he didn't know and asked a little strangely.
"I'm an underground member organized and placed next to Mr. Yi. It belongs to him. One seven gets seven, two seven 48, March [-] Women's Day, May [-] Labor Day. I don't dare. Anyway, it's his many, many concubines."
When the woman heard this, she began to count how many concubines she was, but it seemed that she couldn't go on with the counting, so she waved her hand to fool her.
Hearing this, Zeng Xian'er said in embarrassment: "Ah, Mr. Yi is greedy for money and lustful, and he has married so many concubines. Comrade, you have worked hard, and you actually want to lurk by his side and be insulted."
"Not many, there are nine in front of me. And it's not hard work. I eat well, drink well, and play well every day. I almost forget about the organization." The woman said that she didn't work hard at all. Your worries Totally redundant.
When Zeng Xianer heard this, she smiled even more embarrassedly: "Then... dare I ask comrade, what's your name? What are you doing here today?"
"Oh, my name is Chen Xiaomei." Chen Xiaomei introduced herself, and then said with a mournful face, "Mr. Yi was killed."
"What?! Who killed it? I haven't done it yet! This traitor who has no conscience has already been killed!
God!I want to kill the horse he gave me, no, I want to avenge my classmate! "Zeng Xianer immediately became excited when he heard this.
"By a neon man, if he hadn't been killed, I would have no place to live, and I wouldn't have thought of finding an organization."
"Oh, then you worked hard..." Zeng Xian'er suddenly became more embarrassed from grief and indignation when she heard this: "Then what are you doing here today?
By the way, this is a prison for devils. Mr. Yi is dead. How did you get in? "
"I brought them takeaway salt soda, and I came in by the way." Chen Xiaomei said as it should when she heard this.
Then, as if thinking of something, Chen Xiaomei suddenly lowered her tone and said, "I was ordered by the organization to help you escape from prison! I have brought you tools!"
"What! That's great! I said the organization hasn't forgotten me! Did you bring the tools?
Where is it hidden?Four-dimensional crotch? " Zeng Xian'er said a little excitedly when she heard this.
"Don't worry, I brought a soda opener." As she spoke, Chen Xiaomei took out a screwdriver from her pocket and handed it to Zeng Xian'er.
Zeng Xian'er took the screwdriver and was stunned for a while, then suddenly lost control of her emotions and threw the screwdriver to the ground.
"Damn it, this is it!"
"What's wrong? Doesn't this tool work?" Chen Xiaomei seemed a little strange and asked, can't a soda screwdriver escape from prison?
Zeng Xian'er became even more emotional when she heard this: "Of course not, you should bring me a spoon anyway! How does this thing dig a tunnel?!"
"Ah?! Don't you have a shovel behind you?! Doesn't that work?" Chen Xiaomei pointed to a big shovel in Zeng Xianer's cell, and asked a little strangely.
Zeng Xian'er turned her head to see the shovel, then nodded reluctantly: "Well, this is just fine..."
"Okay, I'll leave now." Chen Xiaomei nodded when she heard this, and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute, you haven't asked me that this dungeon is so complicated, how did you dig a tunnel to leave?!"
Seeing Chen Xiaomei who was about to leave, Zeng Xianer shouted anxiously, how do you say half of the lines? !
Hearing this, Chen Xiaomei asked a little strangely: "But people told me that I only need to be responsible for delivering the tools, and I don't care about the rest?"
"What you said makes sense, but it's too late. If we don't start the plot, the audience will say we're stupid again." Saying this, Zeng Xian'er took off her shirt!
Seeing this situation, Chen Xiaomei yelled: "You're playing hooligans!"
Immediately, several devils rushed into Zeng Xian'er's prison and beat him up violently.
In the real world, Teacher Zeng suddenly felt something was wrong: "What's going on?! How did the plot become like this?! Why did I become so obscene again!"
"Teacher Zeng, why are you always so wretched no matter where you are?"
Hearing this, Qin Yumo said helplessly, why did Mr. Zeng make his own characters so wretched?
"No, I just want to imitate the prison escape, saying that this prison was designed by me, but shouldn't I take off my clothes at this time?"
Teacher Zeng said helplessly when he heard this, I obviously followed the original plot!Why did it become like this?
"Teacher Zeng, please be aware of the difference between appearance and figure. When people take off their clothes, they are selling meat, and you are playing hooligans when they take off their clothes..."
Zhang Wei sighed when he heard this, why don't you even have this self-knowledge?
"That's right, Mr. Zeng, you're too mean, you'd better look at me!" Guan Gu nodded when he heard the words, and then prepared to start his own plot.
"Wait a minute! Wait for me to escape from prison!"
"When your prison escape is over, the Anti-Japanese War will be over." Guan Gu replied and directly entered his own story.
Guan Gu God Five...
[-] words...tomorrow morning sports make-up exam...hope I can pass
(End of this chapter)
"For...why?"
After Lu Xiaobu was shot and fell to the ground, he desperately covered his wound with his hands, trying to stop the blood from flowing out, and then looked at Guan Gu Shengoro in disbelief.
What the hell?
Aren't we on the same team?Am I not a traitor?What are you hitting me for?Are you afraid that the script was wrong? !
"I have mastered all the secrets of the Chinese army's victory proficiently. A traitor like you will either leak our important information in the end, or be bought by others, or they will be their undercover agents.
The last time you have no skills, you will hold us back, so before you make a big mistake, I will kill you first, and those mistakes will not happen!Do you think it makes sense? "
"It makes sense." Lu Xiaobu nodded subconsciously when he heard this, and then thought about it, there is a reason for this.
"Taijun, I was wronged. I am loyal to the Great Neon Empire, greatly! I have shed blood for the emperor and made contributions to the empire. I want to see the commander."
Lu Xiaobu could only explain desperately, and then seemed to think of something, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw: "Taijun, I still have value! I have a little aunt, who is [-] years old. You can be the wife of the Taijun."
"Boom."
Just after Lu Xiaobu finished speaking, Guan Gu fired another shot, killing him directly, and then said silently: "Do you think your trick will succeed?!
Wanting to use beauty tricks to corrode my steel-like will is simply a daydream!You have to know that I receive guidance from all the teachers every day in the island country. "
After watching this scene, Dohiyuan began to clap his hands in amazement: "Amazing, Mr. Guan Gu is indeed the ultimate weapon cultivated by our Great Neon Empire!
Sure enough, the thinking is clear and the action is decisive. Even if you just arrived, you can solve the hidden dangers of our headquarters in one fell swoop!From now on, my big neon empire will be worry-free. "
"Hey, Mr. Doi Madoka won the award. It's just a trivial matter. Our real opponents are those anti-Japanese heros! These traitors are not worth mentioning." Guan Gu said as if I wasn't proud at all when he heard this.
Do Feiyuan seemed to be very confident when he heard this and said: "Regarding Mr. Gu's help, those anti-Japanese heros are nothing to mention. We will definitely fight a beautiful counterattack in the last year!"
Hearing this, Guangu bowed and said: "Of course, but I came here from Neon, and the journey will inevitably be a bit exhausting. Please also ask Mr. Doi Yuan to arrange a place for me! After I have a good rest, I will come Hurry to the battlefield immediately!"
Do Feiyuan told the little soldier standing next to him: "No problem! Ozawa, go and arrange a place for Mr. Guan Gu."
"Hi!" Ozawa immediately bowed at 90 degrees, and then trotted out of the office.
Guan Gu seemed to think of something at this time, and asked with some doubts: "By the way, Madoka Doi, I have never understood one thing. Why do we two neon people communicate in Chinese? Instead of Japanese Woolen cloth?"
"Hey, Mr. Guan Gu, although the two of us are Nihong people, we are now in the land of Huaguo, so isn't it normal to speak Chinese?
There is a saying in China that goes well, do as the Romans do, Mr. Guan Gu, although you have rich theoretical knowledge, there are still some things that you need to continue to learn. "
Hearing this, Doi Yuan said it as a matter of course.
When Guan Gu heard this, he nodded his head as usual: "Sao Ga, you really lived to learn! I have been taught.
But we all speak Chinese, why do we need a translator?And it's all fat. "
Doi Yuan replied righteously: "Guan Gu, as a successful person, how can he not have an interpreter by his side? As for why the fat man?
It is because we want to ensure that we will not be fooled by beauty, and finally make a correct judgment. "
Guan Gu looked as if what you said made sense, and nodded: "Si Gu, Mr. Doi Yuan is worthy of being a senior in the War of Resistance Against Japan! He knows so much. As expected, I have a lot to learn."
"Guan Gu is humble."
Guan Gu seemed to have thought of something at this time, and said to Dohi Madoka: "By the way, Dohi Madoka, please bring the flower girl that the traitor mentioned just now to my room."
"Ah?" Tu Feiyuan looked puzzled when he heard this: "Guan Gu, why is this? Didn't you say that this is a beauty trick they used to corrupt your will?"
When Guan Gu heard this, he acted as if it should be taken for granted: "That's right, it's because it's a beauty trick, that's why I asked you to send her to my room!
Just like what Madoka Doi said just now, although I have rich theoretical knowledge, I still need to learn more.
Although I have received training from various teachers in Neon, I think Huaguo girls are different from our teachers!
So I want to get to know them closely, to know what their beauty tricks look like, to know ourselves and our enemies. "
"Si Gu, Mr. Guan Gu is really far-sighted! I'll send her to your room right away, but I'm afraid..." Tu Feiyuan seemed to have something unspeakable behind her words.
Guan Gu seemed to see what he wanted to say, and said very confidently: "Don't worry, I have a will like steel, and it is impossible for me to be corrupted by them, hahaha..."
On the other side, on the frontal battlefield.
The machine guns of the Japanese army kept firing on the battlefield, while Zhang Wei's ancestor Zhang Xiaowei walked coquettishly on the battlefield.
As long as he shoots fast enough, the bullets will never catch up with him.
Every time he could only hit the place near him, finally, Zhang Xiaowei, wearing the military uniform of the martial arts team, jumped into the trench of the Japanese army at once.
The Japanese soldiers who were eating next to them were stunned. Zhang Xiaowei had quick eyesight and quick hands, and directly said that the devils snatched the grenades from them when they were in a daze, and threw them accurately into their shell boxes.
In the midst of an explosion, Zhang Xiaowei turned around and left the battlefield silently.
But just before he took two steps, he seemed to hear something behind him, so he took out his pistol and shot forward.
With Zhang Xiaowei's hand shaking violently, the bullet that came out of the chamber turned a corner and hit the only surviving devil behind him.
Don't ask why you don't look back and shoot because real men never look back at explosions.
After Zhang Wei finished speaking, everyone in the iPartment in the real world couldn't sit still: "Nani, Zhang Wei, what's the difference between what you did and what Yifei did just now? This is a sci-fi short film at all!"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly: "That's right, do you think it's a game? Bullets can turn corners? Even if it's a game, you have to turn on the game to turn corners!"
You guys are just cheating!And don't buy me a hang! "
Why are you one or two so powerful, but I am so wretched!This is so unfair!
When Hu Yifei heard this, she agreed with it and said, "That's right, there is no reason for the bullet to turn around!"
And hearing Hu Yifei's words, everyone looked at her again, as if your bullet didn't turn the corner when you said it just now.
Seeing the eyes of everyone, Hu Yifei felt a little guilty, and then said forcefully: "Actually, there is a reason for the bullet to turn!"
When Guan Gu heard this, he said in disbelief, "What's your reasoning? Yifei, don't just think that I'm an art student and you can lie to me."
Did you think it was tennis?You can also turn a corner, do you think you are the prince of tennis?
"That's right, Feifei, even elementary school students know that bullets can't bend." Tang Youyou nodded in agreement, even though I didn't graduate from elementary school, I know this bit of common sense!
Hu Yifei forcibly pulled out an explanation: "The moment the shooter ejected from the chamber, his wrist shook rapidly. This shaking gave the bullet a horizontal acceleration, thus forming an arc that allowed the bullet to turn. This is the legend. The gun fighting technique in the middle."
"...Yifei, you are bullying that there are no science students among us, are you?"
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he looked like you were teasing me. Even those sitting here were all liberal arts students, and they also studied physics in junior high school.
Based on your theory, the physics teacher in junior high school will cry, right? !
"I don't care, anyway, Newton can't control Huaguo. Movies, a little exaggeration is normal! Zhang Wei, go on."
Hu Yifei forcibly ended the topic with a wave of her hand. Why am I still responsible for solving physics problems when I am already dead? !
Zhang Wei nodded when he heard this, and continued his story.
After Zhang Xiaowei killed the devil, he came to a grave, where he burned paper.
While burning, Zhang Xiaowei sighed and said: "Grandpa, I killed another group of devils today, but this amount does not show my bravery at all!"
And at this time, Zhang Xiaowei's childhood sweetheart, Qin Xiaomo, came over.
(Voiceover:
Qin Yumo: Wait a minute?Why did I become Zhang Wei's childhood sweetheart?
Zhang Wei: The plot requires it. At this time, I need a vase! )
Seeing the sad Zhang Xiaowei, Qin Xiaomo comforted him: "Xiaowei, people cannot be resurrected after death, and besides, you have killed so many devils, your grandpa's spirit in heaven will also rest in peace."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaowei said in grief and indignation: "You don't know! When my grandfather was nine years old, he was brutally killed by neon devils. I hate devils."
Qin Xiaomo said helplessly when he heard this: "But you wiped out one of their divisions."
"There must be something wrong with them. We have wiped out hundreds of millions of devils in the hundreds of battles we have organized in Hengdian over the years.
But the devil seems to be killing endlessly, there must be something strange in it!Without this, there will never be a way to end this war! "
Zhang Xiaowei seemed to have made up his mind: "So I decided to sneak into the Japanese army headquarters and find this key information! Only in this way can we truly win this war!"
"Okay, I'll go with you!" Qin Xiaomo grabbed Zhang Xiaowei's hand and said affectionately: "The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so I dare to break with you!"
Zhang Xiaowei took Qin Xiaomo's hand and set the flag: "No, it's too dangerous. You should stay in the base area. When I come back, I'll buy you a diamond ring."
"No, I don't want a diamond ring, I just want you back."
"Don't you want a diamond ring as big as a pigeon egg?" Zhang Wei suddenly asked when he heard this.
"I'll wait for you to come back!"
……
Love Apartments.
Hearing this, Qin Yumo couldn't listen anymore: "Zhang Wei, do you think I'm such a woman who loses money in your heart?!"
"No? It's just setting up a flag before going out. Don't the protagonists have to do this kind of thing before going out?"
Zhang Wei said that he absolutely didn't mean it, and then asked: "In that case, don't you need a diamond ring as big as a pigeon egg?"
"Hmm..." Qin Yumo pondered for a while when he heard this, and then said, "Then you should come back earlier."
"Damn, Yu Mo? Are you serious?! You bought you with a diamond ring? And you cut the anti-Japanese show? Has it become an aunt drama?!"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said with disdain, you women are too realistic, and why did you change from an anti-Japanese drama to an anti-Japanese romance drama?
Qin Yumo replied after hearing the words: "Teacher Zeng, at least we are still fighting the enemy on the front line, but you are still in prison."
"Oh, that's because you didn't understand my real intention!" Teacher Zeng smiled wretchedly when he heard this, "Actually, I was arrested on purpose!"
At this time, Teacher Zeng continued to tell his story.
It turned out that Zeng Xian'er was an underground member, and he was lurking in Modu Beach to find out the secrets that the devils could never finish killing. That's why he was arrested on purpose, hoping to sneak into them.
And even under the cruel torture of the enemy's whip, candle oil, etc., Zeng Xianer insisted on not saying a word.
"Hiss." Just as Zeng Xianer was recuperating in the prison and thinking about his escape plan, another comrade appeared.
"Hey, Heavenly King Gedihu."
"Chicken stewed mushrooms!" Zeng Xian'er heard the signal, and immediately answered it, then turned over and came to the gate, and saw a woman appeared in front of her.
"Comrade, who are you?" Zeng Xianer looked at the woman he didn't know and asked a little strangely.
"I'm an underground member organized and placed next to Mr. Yi. It belongs to him. One seven gets seven, two seven 48, March [-] Women's Day, May [-] Labor Day. I don't dare. Anyway, it's his many, many concubines."
When the woman heard this, she began to count how many concubines she was, but it seemed that she couldn't go on with the counting, so she waved her hand to fool her.
Hearing this, Zeng Xian'er said in embarrassment: "Ah, Mr. Yi is greedy for money and lustful, and he has married so many concubines. Comrade, you have worked hard, and you actually want to lurk by his side and be insulted."
"Not many, there are nine in front of me. And it's not hard work. I eat well, drink well, and play well every day. I almost forget about the organization." The woman said that she didn't work hard at all. Your worries Totally redundant.
When Zeng Xianer heard this, she smiled even more embarrassedly: "Then... dare I ask comrade, what's your name? What are you doing here today?"
"Oh, my name is Chen Xiaomei." Chen Xiaomei introduced herself, and then said with a mournful face, "Mr. Yi was killed."
"What?! Who killed it? I haven't done it yet! This traitor who has no conscience has already been killed!
God!I want to kill the horse he gave me, no, I want to avenge my classmate! "Zeng Xianer immediately became excited when he heard this.
"By a neon man, if he hadn't been killed, I would have no place to live, and I wouldn't have thought of finding an organization."
"Oh, then you worked hard..." Zeng Xian'er suddenly became more embarrassed from grief and indignation when she heard this: "Then what are you doing here today?
By the way, this is a prison for devils. Mr. Yi is dead. How did you get in? "
"I brought them takeaway salt soda, and I came in by the way." Chen Xiaomei said as it should when she heard this.
Then, as if thinking of something, Chen Xiaomei suddenly lowered her tone and said, "I was ordered by the organization to help you escape from prison! I have brought you tools!"
"What! That's great! I said the organization hasn't forgotten me! Did you bring the tools?
Where is it hidden?Four-dimensional crotch? " Zeng Xian'er said a little excitedly when she heard this.
"Don't worry, I brought a soda opener." As she spoke, Chen Xiaomei took out a screwdriver from her pocket and handed it to Zeng Xian'er.
Zeng Xian'er took the screwdriver and was stunned for a while, then suddenly lost control of her emotions and threw the screwdriver to the ground.
"Damn it, this is it!"
"What's wrong? Doesn't this tool work?" Chen Xiaomei seemed a little strange and asked, can't a soda screwdriver escape from prison?
Zeng Xian'er became even more emotional when she heard this: "Of course not, you should bring me a spoon anyway! How does this thing dig a tunnel?!"
"Ah?! Don't you have a shovel behind you?! Doesn't that work?" Chen Xiaomei pointed to a big shovel in Zeng Xianer's cell, and asked a little strangely.
Zeng Xian'er turned her head to see the shovel, then nodded reluctantly: "Well, this is just fine..."
"Okay, I'll leave now." Chen Xiaomei nodded when she heard this, and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute, you haven't asked me that this dungeon is so complicated, how did you dig a tunnel to leave?!"
Seeing Chen Xiaomei who was about to leave, Zeng Xianer shouted anxiously, how do you say half of the lines? !
Hearing this, Chen Xiaomei asked a little strangely: "But people told me that I only need to be responsible for delivering the tools, and I don't care about the rest?"
"What you said makes sense, but it's too late. If we don't start the plot, the audience will say we're stupid again." Saying this, Zeng Xian'er took off her shirt!
Seeing this situation, Chen Xiaomei yelled: "You're playing hooligans!"
Immediately, several devils rushed into Zeng Xian'er's prison and beat him up violently.
In the real world, Teacher Zeng suddenly felt something was wrong: "What's going on?! How did the plot become like this?! Why did I become so obscene again!"
"Teacher Zeng, why are you always so wretched no matter where you are?"
Hearing this, Qin Yumo said helplessly, why did Mr. Zeng make his own characters so wretched?
"No, I just want to imitate the prison escape, saying that this prison was designed by me, but shouldn't I take off my clothes at this time?"
Teacher Zeng said helplessly when he heard this, I obviously followed the original plot!Why did it become like this?
"Teacher Zeng, please be aware of the difference between appearance and figure. When people take off their clothes, they are selling meat, and you are playing hooligans when they take off their clothes..."
Zhang Wei sighed when he heard this, why don't you even have this self-knowledge?
"That's right, Mr. Zeng, you're too mean, you'd better look at me!" Guan Gu nodded when he heard the words, and then prepared to start his own plot.
"Wait a minute! Wait for me to escape from prison!"
"When your prison escape is over, the Anti-Japanese War will be over." Guan Gu replied and directly entered his own story.
Guan Gu God Five...
[-] words...tomorrow morning sports make-up exam...hope I can pass
(End of this chapter)
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