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Chapter 193 193. Anti-Japanese War Because of Internet Disconnection

"Qiaodou sack, Yoyo, you can't do this, I can't accept this setting." Guan Gu in the love apartment said to Tang Youyou who was sitting next to him with a mournful face.

Tang Youyou smiled kindly when she heard this, and took out an awl: "Guan Guan, you have already rejected three plays for me, this opportunity was won by me with great difficulty, if you give me a whole lot more What a moth."

Tang Youyou shook the awl in her hand, her expression was very kind, even if she didn't say anything, everyone understood what she meant.

"Don't worry..." Guan Gu swallowed his saliva looking at the awl that was shining coldly, he didn't know why, it felt as if Yoyo would really stab it.

At this moment, Zhang Wei came out of the room, saw this scene and said inexplicably: "What's going on? Are you planning to eat Guanu sashimi?
Or fry it!The children next door who were wrapped in bread crumbs were crying. "

Upon hearing this, Teacher Zeng explained very naturally: "No, we are playing story solitaire, no, Zhang Wei, aren't you autistic?"

But Mr. Zeng seemed to think of something just after he finished speaking, and asked a little strangely?
"Autistic?!" Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this. What the hell is autistic?Why am I autistic?

When Hu Yifei heard this, she slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's leg, and winked as if to remind Zeng Xiaoxian not to talk nonsense.

Then he immediately turned his head and said enthusiastically to Zhang Wei: "It's okay, Zhang Wei, you're here, come on, come on, it just so happens that Yoyo's plot is over, you can tell me."

"What? My plot has just begun! The climax is about to come, okay?"

When Tang Youyou heard this, she immediately became unhappy. What is it that is over, it is obvious that she is about to enter a climax.

But just after Tang Youyou finished speaking, Hu Yifei stared back.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei always felt a little strange: "No... I always feel that there is something wrong with you. What the hell is the autism that Teacher Zeng said?"

And why is Hu Yifei usually so enthusiastic?It's like wearing Pinru's clothes. If something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

"Mr. Zeng, what are you doing? The Internet is disconnected, and you can still make such a big noise. I can hear your voices in the room. I wanted to take advantage of the disconnection to make up for a beauty sleep."

At this time, Qin Yumo opened the door of his room and walked out, squinting his eyes and yawning, as if he just woke up.

But when she saw Zhang Wei in front of her, she suddenly became sober and said in surprise, "Zhang Wei, are you not autistic?!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, a few black lines appeared on his head. Who spread the rumor that I was autistic?

Or are you too idle to do anything and spread rumors everywhere?
"Where did you hear the rumors?"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu said, "But you hid in your room for three days and didn't come out, and you didn't go to work.

Yifei thought that you were hit by the failure of this case, closed yourself up, and planned to find a psychiatrist for you. "

Everyone nodded their heads when they heard this, expressing that they all knew this. As for who was the first to say it, they all forgot.

Zhang Wei was speechless after hearing this, how rich is your imagination?Or do you mean you really have nothing to do?

It seems that there is still not enough work, too much leisure!
"I didn't go to work because the firm gave me my previous leave...

The reason why I didn't come out is because Nintendo released a new game, I just bought it, and I have been clearing the level for the past few days..."

"But, you haven't even come out to eat these few days, have you not eaten for three days?" Yifei said after hearing this, did not eat for three days, is it not autism?
Zhang Wei was inexplicable when he heard this, even if I am really autistic, what does it have to do with not eating?
Does autism require a hunger strike?
"...I order takeaway in the afternoon because I get up late and you all go to work, so of course I don't know when I eat.

But which one of you made a mistake and somehow thought I was on a hunger strike? ! "

"So, you're not autistic? You're just playing games all night? So the schedule is completely messed up with us?" Tang Youyou asked in disbelief and uncertainty after hearing this.

Zhang Wei nodded affirmatively: "Of course...otherwise, what else can I do in the room? Do I practice the Nine Yin Manual?"

Hu Yifei looked like I had suffered a lot: "Fuck, I thought you were autistic because of this case, and I have been guilty for a long time."

"That's right, Hu Yifei is going to say that if you don't come out again, I will take you out to see a psychiatrist. As a result, you are not autistic at all?"

Teacher Zeng was also speechless when she heard this. If you play games, you should have said earlier, and Hu Yifei has been worried for such a long time. She wants to use this time to pay attention to me. How good it is.

"...It's because you have too much imagination. I have no reason to be autistic. It's not me who borrowed money. I have nothing to lose."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei sat on the sofa and said helplessly, he had nothing to lose, so why should he be autistic?

When Teacher Zeng heard this sentence, he trembled all over as if something had pierced his heart, but he still pretended to be strong.

Men can't say no.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yumo said, "Okay, that's it for Zhang Wei, it turns out that we guessed wrong, but what are you guys doing?
Now that the Internet is disconnected, I am so bored that I can only sleep, but I was woken up by you. "

"We are playing story solitaire! Also, Yoyo, you must not do this! The story must not develop like this. You will be banned from broadcasting like this!"

As soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, he said to Tang Youyou with a mournful face, as if something big was about to happen.

Tang Youyou looked at the mourning Guan Gu, but felt confident: "Guan Guan, it's not that I won't help you, but I'm already inside the house now, and he's outside, what else can you do?"

"That's right, Guan Gu, the wheels of history are coming, you can't stop it, let's keep going!" Zeng Xiaoxian said while watching the commotion without thinking it was a big deal.

Hearing this, Guan Gu said eagerly: "Teacher Zeng, shut up! It's up to me to continue."

And Tang Youyou smiled slightly when he heard this, and took out the awl again: "If you dare to say it, it will be you or your great-grandfather who will come in later...

I'll just stab you to death! "

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about, why can't I understand? Can you respect the audience who didn't watch the first half? Let me explain the plot synopsis."

Qin Yumo hurriedly motioned for everyone to stop, the scene seemed very lively, and everyone chatted happily.

But the problem is that I can understand every word of what they said separately, but why can't I understand it at all when they are put together! ?
"Oh, the story of the first half is like this." Hu Yifei heard this and began to tell it vividly.

The story is very simple. Hu Yifei’s great-grandmother, Hu Xiaofei somehow felt that as an advanced intellectual, she should not study hard, do a good job in rear logistics, and contribute materials to the war.

Instead, he inexplicably awakened a sense of mission and felt that he should directly assassinate the traitor, so he took his classmate, Zeng Xiaoxian's great-grandfather Zeng Xian'er, to assassinate Mr. Yi, the biggest traitor in Modulan.

During the period, Hu Xiaofei cosplayed Alice, and successfully possessed all the characteristics of the anti-Japanese protagonist.

Tear the devil with his hands, the gun is sure to hit, the light kung fu floats on the water, the bullet will never hit, and he successfully and easily entered the headquarters.

But because of his teammate Zeng Xianer's friendly Jiangzhi halo, the little devil killed him with an ordinary grenade, no, it was a high bomb, no, it was an atomic bomb.

Then Zeng Xiaoxian, no, it was Zeng Xianer who was captured on the spot and sent directly to the prison where he was tortured to extract a confession.

And their classmate Tang Xiaoyou approached Mr. Yi under the guise of being a celebrity, trying to avenge his classmates, and also intervened an advertisement in the middle.

As a result, when Mr. Yi was watching her concert, he directly exposed the fact that she was lip-syncing. However, due to the needs of the plot, Mr. Yi still took her home.

And the plot has now developed to Tang Xiaoyou's bed in the house, and put an awl under the pillow.

And Mr. Yi is outside the door, and Yoyo is thinking about doing a boat show for the box office, although I don't know where this show will get the box office?

But Guan Gu desperately disagreed with the plot, and the two began to argue.

From Yoyo's point of view, it's normal for an actor to play this kind of boat scene and kiss scene, but Guan Gu's male chauvinism is simply unacceptable.

Zhang Wei is a bit confused, it's just a story, as for this?It's just a spiritual green hat, a spiritual green hat...it seems quite scary...

Although Zhang Wei already knew the plot, but after listening to it, he still felt that something was wrong, and said to everyone: "I said, you are not pursuing this plot too much, right?"

When Hu Yifei heard this, she was immediately unhappy. All her characters died because of this matter, but Zhang Wei actually said that this matter was not pursued at all?

"Pursuit? Isn't there a lot of pursuit? Assassinating the biggest traitor in Modutan, this is a very accomplished thing, okay?!
People's TV series used a full 52 episodes to describe this process. If Yoyo hadn't stopped me just now, I would have finished it in 5 minutes. "

"No matter how powerful the second devil is, he is just a dog under the little devil. Even if you kill him, what's the use of another traitor taking over all his affairs the next day?

Besides, the main purpose of their TV series is to get information about their military command, or to transport some supplies, but your purpose..."

Zhang Wei spread his hands when he heard this, you don't want information, it's just for killing people.

Apart from creating opportunities for the second in command below others, it seems to have no other effect.

Although Mr. Zeng felt a little reasonable when he heard this, he still said unwillingly: "Then how do you say?"

"When it comes to the Anti-Japanese War, how can we ignore the frontal battlefield! This is the most essential part of the entire Anti-Japanese War!"

Zhang Wei smiled slightly when he heard this, Guan Gu seemed to have remembered something, isn't this his chance to make amends?How did you become Zhang Wei?
However, he couldn't stop Zhang Wei's story from unfolding.

Although Mr. Yi is the biggest traitor in Shanghai, he is just a dog raised by Ensaburo Doi, the director of the intelligence department of the Japanese Army in East China. He has to be obedient no matter what.

Even when he was in the nightclub, he would be there for Doi Ensaburo's call.

"Boss, Director Doihara asked you to come over, saying that there is something important and he wants to inform you!"

Just as Mr. Yi was about to open the door and go in, a younger brother in a suit ran up from behind and said.

"What, hurry up and prepare the car, I'll be there right away!" Mr. Yi rushed out immediately after hearing this, got in the car and went straight to the headquarters.

When Tang Youyou heard this, she immediately became unhappy: "What! He just ran away like this?! There is such a beautiful woman as me in the room!"

I worked so hard to set up such a big beauty trap, but it was ruined immediately!This is too realistic, right? !

"I can't help it. Mr. Ren Jiayi is just an errand boy. How dare you refuse to obey the boss' call? If a director is looking for you, don't you dare not go?" Zhang Wei replied confidently when he heard this.

Tang Youyou said viciously when she heard this, looking at her, she wished she could swallow Zhang Weisheng directly: "Okay, I'll take him to the headquarters!

But he can't go there all night!Sooner or later you have to go back to sleep!I still have a chance! "

"Zhang Wei..." Hearing this, Guan Gu fell in love with Zhang Wei sadly, hoping that Zhang Wei could help him prevent this tragedy from happening.

Zhang Wei looked at the two people in front of him and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I have already arranged everything, you will know after watching."

At this time, Mr. Yi, who was sitting in the car and was about to rush to the headquarters, said to the driver next to him: "Xiao Hei, wait a minute, when I arrive at the headquarters, you go directly back and settle this Tang Xiaodie.

According to my information, Nihong is about to come to a big man. As my little aunt, it's time for him to dedicate himself to me. "

As he spoke, Mr. Yi revealed his true face in the darkness. It was Lu Ziqiao's great-grandfather Lu Xiaobu.

"what?!"

Tang Youyou yelled in grief and indignation when he heard this, while Guan Gu and Zhang Wei slapped their palms without tacit understanding to celebrate the victory of the war.

Tang Youyou looked like I was so stupid and began to repeat: "I'm so stupid, I forgot this trick!"

Unfortunately, Zhang Wei ignored Tang Youyou at all, and continued to tell the story.

Lu Xiaobu rushed to the headquarters non-stop after hearing Doi Ensaburo's call, and met his boss Doi Ensaburo.

"Yisang, you're here."

Ensaburo Doi looked at the person who came in and said in standard Chinese.

When Lu Xiaobu heard this, he immediately bowed at 90 degrees: "Hi, I am here, Taijun! If you have any instructions, please feel free to tell me!"

Do Feiyuan walked past the desk with a smile, and patted Lu Xiaobu's shoulder affectionately.

But as soon as Lu Xiaobu got up, Tu Feiyuan immediately showed a fierce look, and slapped Lu Xiaobu on the face, knocking him down to the ground.

"It's because of you! The battle of Kangjiagou failed!"

After being slapped, Lu Xiaobu looked puzzled when he heard this. Why should I be blamed for the failure of the Kangjiagou battle?
Where is Kangjiagou?I've never heard of this place?

Lu Xiaobu lay on the ground very aggrieved and argued: "Taijun, I don't know anything!? I just picked up girls these days and didn't do anything?!"

When Tu Feiyuan heard this, he said viciously: "Shut up, don't you know that the traitors standing next to us devils are all going to be used to slap their mouths?!

Don't even know this knowledge!How did you become a traitor? ! "

"Yes Yes Yes."

Although Lu Xiaobu really wants to say, what kind of reasoning is this, and why do you, a neon man, say that you are a devil, and why do you say that I am a traitor?
But after thinking about his own identity, Lu Xiaobu decisively chose to shut up, in case he would suffer another big mouth.

Do Feiyuan walked back to his desk, looked at the big neon national flag of the empire hanging behind him, and the portraits of the two sages of Marne on the left and right, and couldn't help sighing.

"The eight-year war of resistance is finally coming to an end. Seven years have passed, and we will be able to get lost in one year."

"great!"

The two little devils standing guard beside him couldn't help sighing, as if it was a great happiness to be able to return to the neon.

Do Feiyuan slapped the table when he heard what his subordinates said, and said very sadly: "What a fart! Even if there is still a year, we can't relax, we have to stand on the last post.

And I'm about to be transferred to the front line. "

Hearing this, Lu Xiaobu flattered and said, "Ah, isn't this a good thing? Your Majesty, the front line, fought the war, and you deserve a lot of credit."

"Baga! Do you think I want to go to the front?!"

When Tu Feiyuan heard Lu Xiaobu's words, he said angrily: "Do you know how long it took me and how many relationships I dragged? I finally fell from the front line to this place! Do you know what I went through?!

Since I entered Huaguo from North Korea, I have fought for three years since the beginning, and I have never won a single battle!Never won!
Do you know what I have experienced on the battlefield? !I saw with my own eyes that the martial arts team slapped my teammate to death and tore my teammate in half!

The martial arts team of three wiped out our entire Sakata Brigade!One guy blew up our plane with a grenade!

800 miles away, the opponent's sniper killed our sniper with one shot, and even the US military's firepower configuration is not as good as that of the armed forces!

Machine guns are standard equipment for everyone!Even the buns and vegetables they eat are bombs!Every army has penicillin!What do I use to fight them? !

But we never give up!In the 14 years since I entered this land, although we have sacrificed hundreds of millions of devils in China.

But we have built an infinite loop of soldiers, and our big neon empire will not give up until the last moment when the American emperor's father throws the atomic bomb! "

"Atomic bomb?!" Lu Xiaobu was shocked when he heard this: "But haven't we already developed it?! Directly use it on those martial arts teams! Why are you afraid of them?"

Wasn't the man and woman who invaded the headquarters before killed by our atomic bomb?

Why are you still afraid of the atomic bomb of the Bald Eagle country?

"Baga! You don't know the situation at all! We signed a pre-war agreement with Hua Guo before the war!

As long as we do not use atomic bombs, China will not use Yan Shuangying! "

Tu Feiyuan slapped Lu Xiaobu on the face, don't we understand such a simple truth?

But once we use the atomic bomb, China will be the first to use Yan Shuangying. He just needs to say, I bet there is no atomic bomb in your shells, and all the atomic bombs in the entire empire will disappear!
Hearing this, Lu Xiaobu was a little speechless and said: "Then... then Taijun, according to what you said, didn't you go to the battlefield to die? Then just think of a way, don't forget about it."

What you said is so scary, and you are so scared, so why go to the battlefield?Idle and have nothing to do, looking for death?

Just find any reason to be sick, just don't go.

"Baga! You don't understand the bushido spirit of our Great Neon Empire!" Tu Feiyuan slapped Lu Xiaobu on the face again, cursing fiercely.

"Yes, yes, yes!" After being beaten, Lu Xiaobu didn't dare to say anything, who made him a traitor, even if he was slapped, he couldn't say anything.

its not right!Why am I the only one who is a traitor? !Everyone else is anti-Japanese!I don't accept it.

At this time, Doi Yuan very loudly shouted: "We have spent 13 years. Since we stepped into this land, we have spent 13 years summing up all the experience on the battlefield and cultivating An ultimate weapon.

He already understands the characteristics of all battlefields in Huaguo, and knows how to deal with those martial arts teams. He represents the hope of our Great Neon Empire and the beginning of our devil's counterattack! "

In the narration of Doi Yuanzhong Er, the door next to him suddenly opened, and a strong light came in from the outside, making it hard for everyone in the room to open their eyes.

A dark figure walked in, and along with Doi Enchuji, he called out his name "Sekiya Shengoro".

A man who looked exactly like Sekiya Mimi, with a hairstyle from the Warring States Period, wearing a kimono, clogs, and a samurai sword walked in.

Sekiya Shingoro who walked in said blankly: "Sekiya Shingoro desu!"

Just finished speaking, Guan Gu Shen Goro directly took out a gun from his arms, and shot Lu Xiaobu with one shot.

"ちょっと待って."

Hearing this, Guan Gu in reality couldn't listen anymore, what the hell?Why would I be assigned such a negative role?

Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu and hinted: "Guan Gu, if you think about it, you have already arranged this role for Zi Qiao. You also sacrifice a bit, and there will be benefits later."

But Guan Gu was still not happy: "Anyway, I should be the character of some peace-loving island country friend, how did I become a humanoid weapon?
And the accent just now was obviously wrong!Where can I speak such standard Mandarin? "

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei said confidently: "As we all know, the Japanese invaders all spoke standard Mandarin."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "That's right, we managed to arrange for the big boss to die so inexplicably? And they were beaten to death by their own people?"

Hu Yifei agreed very much, and nodded: "That's right, and what you said is too exaggerated?! Tore the devil with his hands, and killed the devil's machine gunner with a single shot from 800 meters away. Isn't that too ridiculous?!"

But when everyone heard her words, they immediately looked at her with disgust. Aren't these all your operations just now?Didn't it also say that the power of justice is invincible?

Seeing the eyes of everyone, Hu Yifei immediately explained: "Although the power of justice is invincible, there must be twists and turns!

And, if it's all like this!Where is it still used for eight years? !Besides, why did Guan Gu's character kill Zi Qiao's character?Aren't they two together? ! "

"What I'm talking about is the normal operation in the TV series! And I didn't say there are no twists and turns, you'll know when you read down!" Zhang Wei smiled slightly.

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　　Let’s transition the plot, don’t be so depressed all the time, the next chapter should be over, and then your wife should be online soon

　　
　
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