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Chapter 162 161. The chemical reaction of being drunk at the same time
Chapter 162 161. The chemical reaction of being drunk at the same time
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at a bottle of drink and a bottle of mineral water in the cabinet, as well as the small box behind them.
His eyebrows couldn't help but twitch, and then he thought in his heart, why did they put this thing in here?
I can't use this kind of thing again...
At this time, a dark voice sounded in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart (hereinafter referred to as Zeng Xiaohei).
Zeng Xiaohei: Who said you can't use it!Don't you forget!There is wine here!If you have alcohol, what are you afraid of?
Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be joking, if this happens, Yifei will kill me.
Zeng Xiaohei: Then are you willing to let this great opportunity slip away from you?Don't forget, they specifically told you that there is a bottle of wine and a bottle of mineral water here.
Just to watch you make a fool of yourself, let you drink mineral water!In this case, they can use this thing to laugh at you unscrupulously!
Are you so willing to let them laugh at you!Come!Muster your courage!drink wine!
Zeng Xiaoxian (cheeky laugh): Even if they laugh at her, it's better than being beaten to death.Anyway, it's not the first time, I'm used to it.
Zeng Xiaohei: Don't forget, what Gao Wen said just now, how much emotion is wasted on such unnecessary cover-ups!
Do you have to see Hu Yifei wearing someone else's wedding dress one day!Will you be willing to say it until then!
No!Maybe by that time you will be even more afraid to say it!You can only see your favorite woman in the arms of other people!
Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be kidding, can you find someone who has a higher academic IQ than Hu Yifei at the same age and can beat him?
Stop kidding (cheeky laugh).
Zeng Xiaohei: Is this the reason for you to escape?Now there is a bottle of wine in front of you, don't forget it!The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is handsome!
24K pure handsome!
Zeng Xiaoxian: I was drunk... 24K pure handsome...
"Forget it, anyway, there is still a chance in the future, let's drink the mineral water first..." Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the mineral water with some embarrassment, and said to himself.
Zeng Xiaohei, died.
"Grumble rumble."
Teacher Zeng took a sip of mineral water, couldn't help hiccupping, and then his eyes began to look a little strange.
"This mineral water... has great stamina!"
"No, why should I choose mineral water and wine? I don't have to drink them at all. Why should I choose the choice they gave me?
Zeng Xiaoxian, are you out of your mind?Your own destiny is in your own hands!What are they calling you to do?What are you doing?Why? "
Teacher Zeng held the mineral water bottle and said to himself.
In order to escape the choice, Teacher Zeng drank half a bottle of mineral water just now...
No, it is Erguotou with mineral water bottles, and it is also the most popular Red Star Erguotou!
In particular, Zhang Wei added Bixue to the baijiu to prevent Mr. Zeng from getting drunk.
Don't think that the alcohol in liquor will dilute it, so that it will make people not easy to get drunk.
But Bixue is not like this!
Bixue belongs to carbonated beverages. Carbonated beverages are rich in carbon dioxide gas, which can make the stomach expand rapidly and increase the area of the stomach to absorb alcohol;
And carbon dioxide can also promote the speed of alcohol entering the small intestine and increase the absorption of alcohol in the small intestine, so blending with carbonated drinks makes people more likely to get drunk.
And Mr. Zeng just drank half a bottle, about 250 milliliters. Using a familiar unit of measurement, Mr. Zeng just drank five taels of wine in one breath.
It's all at once!
So the current teacher Zeng is already in a state of drunkenness and confusion.
"It tastes good!" Teacher Zeng took another sip of the mineral water (Erguotou) in his hand.
At this time, Hu Yifei, who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for things, turned around and saw Zeng Xiaoxian who was talking to himself, and couldn't help saying.
"Damn! I told you to go down and ask them where their things are. What are you doing standing here? Don't waste time, okay!
What is in your hand?Give me a sip, my nose and throat were uncomfortable from the ashes before. "
Hu Yifei looked at the mineral water bottle in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said, when she was looking through things just now, there was a pile of ashes under the bed, which almost choked her to death.
Zeng Xiaoxian walked over when he heard the words, handed the water to Hu Yifei and looked straight at her.
"What's the matter with you? Have a fever?" Hu Yifei was a little flustered by Zeng Xiaoxian's aggressive eyes, and couldn't help asking.
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed cheaply: "I'm fine! It's very good! I've never felt better than tonight!"
"Do you really have a fever?!" Hu Yifei looked at this somewhat abnormal Zeng Xiaoxian, and touched his forehead. His body temperature was quite normal.
"Feifeifei, I'm fine, don't you want to drink water? Hurry up!"
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about Hu Yifei's actions, and smiled and handed the water to Hu Yifei's mouth.
"I'll just drink it...why do I feel you are so strange?"
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance, Hu Yifei always felt that there was something wrong, but apart from a little abnormal behavior, it seemed normal.
The drunk teacher Zeng seemed to be acting abnormally, his face was red, and he was not panting.
After Hu Yifei drank the remaining mineral water (Erguotou), her whole face turned red, and her head immediately turned red.
"This mineral water! Excitement!"
As she said that, Hu Yifei threw the mineral water bottle on the ground, as if those martial arts fighters would drop the bowl after drinking.
"Feifeifei, I have something to tell you." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei standing in front of him with a blushing face and said with a mean smile.
Hu Yifei burped: "What do you have to say! We have nothing to say between the two of us! Do you know that I hate you for being a fool the most.
Obviously everyone knows that I like you, but you just don't confess, what do you mean!Could it be that I am a girl who still wants to confess to you!
Who am I, I am Hu Yifei!If you want me to confess to you, there is no door. "
Teacher Zeng also hiccupped and grabbed Hu Yifei's arms: "Feifei, why don't you understand? I feel that I am not worthy of you. I want to give you happiness, but I feel that I can't give it to you." .
I feel that I am a complete set of cups in front of you, but I must say it today!I, Zeng Xiaoxian, like you, Hu Yifei!Hi... why did you fall asleep? "
Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little dazed looking at Yifei who was caught by him and fell asleep.
Then as soon as he let go, Yifei fell directly on the bed.
Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei who was lying on the bed. Because the temperature in Sanya is very high now, everyone wears very little.
Yifei was lying on the bed, happy and full of spring, and the garden was full of spring and couldn't be closed...
Teacher Zeng was stunned when he saw this scene, and then began to think, what am I going to do next?
Teacher Zeng thought for a while, and then said with a mean smile: "Shui, yes, get some water to soothe Yifei, and then continue to confess! I must succeed in confessing today!"
As he said that, Teacher Zeng was about to go to the bathroom to pour water. Who knew that Teacher Zeng turned around and just took a step, and stepped on the mineral water bottle that Yifei had thrown away before.
After Mr. Zeng was drunk, his sense of balance was not good. Fortunately, Mr. Zeng directly faced the ground with his whole face, and then...
Then he also passed out...
(End of this chapter)
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at a bottle of drink and a bottle of mineral water in the cabinet, as well as the small box behind them.
His eyebrows couldn't help but twitch, and then he thought in his heart, why did they put this thing in here?
I can't use this kind of thing again...
At this time, a dark voice sounded in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart (hereinafter referred to as Zeng Xiaohei).
Zeng Xiaohei: Who said you can't use it!Don't you forget!There is wine here!If you have alcohol, what are you afraid of?
Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be joking, if this happens, Yifei will kill me.
Zeng Xiaohei: Then are you willing to let this great opportunity slip away from you?Don't forget, they specifically told you that there is a bottle of wine and a bottle of mineral water here.
Just to watch you make a fool of yourself, let you drink mineral water!In this case, they can use this thing to laugh at you unscrupulously!
Are you so willing to let them laugh at you!Come!Muster your courage!drink wine!
Zeng Xiaoxian (cheeky laugh): Even if they laugh at her, it's better than being beaten to death.Anyway, it's not the first time, I'm used to it.
Zeng Xiaohei: Don't forget, what Gao Wen said just now, how much emotion is wasted on such unnecessary cover-ups!
Do you have to see Hu Yifei wearing someone else's wedding dress one day!Will you be willing to say it until then!
No!Maybe by that time you will be even more afraid to say it!You can only see your favorite woman in the arms of other people!
Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be kidding, can you find someone who has a higher academic IQ than Hu Yifei at the same age and can beat him?
Stop kidding (cheeky laugh).
Zeng Xiaohei: Is this the reason for you to escape?Now there is a bottle of wine in front of you, don't forget it!The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is handsome!
24K pure handsome!
Zeng Xiaoxian: I was drunk... 24K pure handsome...
"Forget it, anyway, there is still a chance in the future, let's drink the mineral water first..." Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the mineral water with some embarrassment, and said to himself.
Zeng Xiaohei, died.
"Grumble rumble."
Teacher Zeng took a sip of mineral water, couldn't help hiccupping, and then his eyes began to look a little strange.
"This mineral water... has great stamina!"
"No, why should I choose mineral water and wine? I don't have to drink them at all. Why should I choose the choice they gave me?
Zeng Xiaoxian, are you out of your mind?Your own destiny is in your own hands!What are they calling you to do?What are you doing?Why? "
Teacher Zeng held the mineral water bottle and said to himself.
In order to escape the choice, Teacher Zeng drank half a bottle of mineral water just now...
No, it is Erguotou with mineral water bottles, and it is also the most popular Red Star Erguotou!
In particular, Zhang Wei added Bixue to the baijiu to prevent Mr. Zeng from getting drunk.
Don't think that the alcohol in liquor will dilute it, so that it will make people not easy to get drunk.
But Bixue is not like this!
Bixue belongs to carbonated beverages. Carbonated beverages are rich in carbon dioxide gas, which can make the stomach expand rapidly and increase the area of the stomach to absorb alcohol;
And carbon dioxide can also promote the speed of alcohol entering the small intestine and increase the absorption of alcohol in the small intestine, so blending with carbonated drinks makes people more likely to get drunk.
And Mr. Zeng just drank half a bottle, about 250 milliliters. Using a familiar unit of measurement, Mr. Zeng just drank five taels of wine in one breath.
It's all at once!
So the current teacher Zeng is already in a state of drunkenness and confusion.
"It tastes good!" Teacher Zeng took another sip of the mineral water (Erguotou) in his hand.
At this time, Hu Yifei, who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for things, turned around and saw Zeng Xiaoxian who was talking to himself, and couldn't help saying.
"Damn! I told you to go down and ask them where their things are. What are you doing standing here? Don't waste time, okay!
What is in your hand?Give me a sip, my nose and throat were uncomfortable from the ashes before. "
Hu Yifei looked at the mineral water bottle in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said, when she was looking through things just now, there was a pile of ashes under the bed, which almost choked her to death.
Zeng Xiaoxian walked over when he heard the words, handed the water to Hu Yifei and looked straight at her.
"What's the matter with you? Have a fever?" Hu Yifei was a little flustered by Zeng Xiaoxian's aggressive eyes, and couldn't help asking.
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed cheaply: "I'm fine! It's very good! I've never felt better than tonight!"
"Do you really have a fever?!" Hu Yifei looked at this somewhat abnormal Zeng Xiaoxian, and touched his forehead. His body temperature was quite normal.
"Feifeifei, I'm fine, don't you want to drink water? Hurry up!"
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about Hu Yifei's actions, and smiled and handed the water to Hu Yifei's mouth.
"I'll just drink it...why do I feel you are so strange?"
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance, Hu Yifei always felt that there was something wrong, but apart from a little abnormal behavior, it seemed normal.
The drunk teacher Zeng seemed to be acting abnormally, his face was red, and he was not panting.
After Hu Yifei drank the remaining mineral water (Erguotou), her whole face turned red, and her head immediately turned red.
"This mineral water! Excitement!"
As she said that, Hu Yifei threw the mineral water bottle on the ground, as if those martial arts fighters would drop the bowl after drinking.
"Feifeifei, I have something to tell you." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei standing in front of him with a blushing face and said with a mean smile.
Hu Yifei burped: "What do you have to say! We have nothing to say between the two of us! Do you know that I hate you for being a fool the most.
Obviously everyone knows that I like you, but you just don't confess, what do you mean!Could it be that I am a girl who still wants to confess to you!
Who am I, I am Hu Yifei!If you want me to confess to you, there is no door. "
Teacher Zeng also hiccupped and grabbed Hu Yifei's arms: "Feifei, why don't you understand? I feel that I am not worthy of you. I want to give you happiness, but I feel that I can't give it to you." .
I feel that I am a complete set of cups in front of you, but I must say it today!I, Zeng Xiaoxian, like you, Hu Yifei!Hi... why did you fall asleep? "
Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little dazed looking at Yifei who was caught by him and fell asleep.
Then as soon as he let go, Yifei fell directly on the bed.
Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei who was lying on the bed. Because the temperature in Sanya is very high now, everyone wears very little.
Yifei was lying on the bed, happy and full of spring, and the garden was full of spring and couldn't be closed...
Teacher Zeng was stunned when he saw this scene, and then began to think, what am I going to do next?
Teacher Zeng thought for a while, and then said with a mean smile: "Shui, yes, get some water to soothe Yifei, and then continue to confess! I must succeed in confessing today!"
As he said that, Teacher Zeng was about to go to the bathroom to pour water. Who knew that Teacher Zeng turned around and just took a step, and stepped on the mineral water bottle that Yifei had thrown away before.
After Mr. Zeng was drunk, his sense of balance was not good. Fortunately, Mr. Zeng directly faced the ground with his whole face, and then...
Then he also passed out...
(End of this chapter)
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