Chapter 159 158. Axibian

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is Axibian."

Soon, Hu Yifei walked over with the pirated Mr. Zeng Asi.

And that A Xibian also looked shocked when he saw Teacher Zeng, obviously he looked like he saw a ghost during the day, no, but it seems to be night now?
Damn, isn't this more terrifying?
"Axiba? Is he a stick man?" Guan Gu asked a little strangely when he heard this. This seems to be a stick phrase.

"It's Asi." Hu Yifei explained and said: "His surname is Asi, and his first name is Bian. Don't make fun of other people's names. Asi, please introduce yourself to them."

Asi heard Yifei's words, and said enthusiastically: "㏑!≒!."

"Uh... which country's language is this?"

When Qin Yumo heard this, he said in embarrassment, why he couldn't understand whether they were separated or connected.

Hearing this, Asi replied enthusiastically with a smile on his face: "!F'≯≌¢Ψ∥∠≌∮∵."

"Uh..." When everyone heard this, they all had expressions of confusion, as if they didn't understand at all.

Instead, Teacher Zeng's eyes lit up, and he said to Asi, "$¥㎡mm㏄∞㏕≡㏒?"

Hearing Teacher Zeng's words, Asi's eyes lit up instantly: "F'≯≮ΨF'≌∴∴∝Ψ⊕!"

"Uh... what are the two of them talking about? And what is this? Teacher Zeng's special language?"

Zhang Wei looked at the two people who were chatting happily, and even left Yifei beside him, and said with some embarrassment.

Qin Yumo looked at Yifei who was laughing while listening to Teacher Zeng and Asi talking, and asked in embarrassment: "Yifei, can you understand what they two are talking about?"

"Don't understand? But it's interesting, isn't it? It's so funny!" Hu Yifei laughed out loud when he heard this, as if he couldn't control himself.

"Teacher Zeng, what are you talking about?" Guan Gu looked at the two people talking in a language that he and others did not understand, and couldn't help asking.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile when he heard this: "We two are introducing ourselves to each other. Asibian's grandfather is Malay, grandma is Himba, father grew up in the mountainous area of ​​Fujian, and mother is Hawaiian-Chinese mixed race.

So he can speak a dozen languages, but not Mandarin.So you just don’t understand it. "

"??? Wait, Mr. Zeng? You can't even speak English well? How did you communicate with him?"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei asked a little strangely, you, a person who is not even very good at English, can actually speak such a strange, partial language?

I'm afraid you are not Mr. Zeng pretending to be something.

Teacher Zeng said as it should when he heard this: "Don't forget, I am a graduate student of Jiaotong University! And I also have a double degree in philosophy and history!
So it's normal for me to have this remote Javanese language, okay? ! "

"Java?"

When everyone heard this, they all looked like you were teasing me. I have never heard of this language since I grew up.

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "This is an indigenous language in Southeast Asia, but not many people can speak it now. I studied it when I was in school, but I didn't expect to use it today."

Then he turned his head and started talking eagerly with Asibian again.

And Yifei somehow mixed it in Mandarin, and it was even more strange that the three of them had a hot chat?

Depend on!What's the situation?It is obviously a movie of three people, why do all three people have names?

Mr. Zeng can actually communicate with this Asi, it seems that there is no such plot in the original TV series?

No, I remember that Mr. Zeng seemed to have exchanged identities with this Asibian for a day, and the people around him didn't know it yet.

Could it be because the two of them can communicate in this strange language?
Why do you look at this situation?The two of them were fighting fiercely?Did Mr. Zeng discover some new world by accident?
Hey...it's terrible!

"Let me tell you that although Axibian looks exactly like Zeng Xiaoxian, he is not alone at all, much better than Zeng Xiaoxian." Hu Yifei said with a smile when he heard this.

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he immediately became unhappy. In front of the girl he likes, how can he admit cowardice: "Who said that, we are obviously exactly the same, he will, I will! I have everything he has. !"

"Axi said just now that he has eight-pack abs and can split durians with his bare hands, can you do that?" Hu Yifei said to Zeng Xiaoxian provocatively.

Teacher Zeng laughed when he heard this: "He's just bragging, you really believe it!"

After speaking, Teacher Zeng also asked Asi, anyway, he did not believe that this person who looked exactly like himself would have eight-pack abs.

This kind of thing doesn't suit me at all, okay?

When Axi heard this, he immediately stood up with a smile, and then grabbed his clothes up, immediately showing his eight-pack abs.

"Damn..." Teacher Zeng was shocked at the time, what the hell?He obviously has the same figure as himself, how could he have eight-pack abs?

Could it be that I have inhaled too much gas?Hallucinating?

"How about it! Have you admitted defeat?" Hu Yifei said with some pride.

When Mr. Zeng heard this, he suddenly showed a sad expression, as if recalling some unbearable past events.

"Actually... I used to have eight-pack abs..."

"Huh?" Hearing this, everyone showed a look of teasing me at the same time, only Asi kept smiling.

"On a rainy and thunderous night, when I practiced my ninth pack abs, I suddenly went crazy!
In the end, the abdominal muscles are ninety-nine into one!Made it look like this! "

"Cut! Go lie to ghosts." Hu Yifei waved her hands with a look of disdain when she heard this. This story is probably a joke used to deceive children.

"Besides, Asi can split durians empty-handed, can you?" Hu Yifei said with a smile.

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian had an expression of disbelief again: "Forget it? Besides you, I don't believe there is anyone else who can... split a durian empty-handed..."

Just as Mr. Zeng said it, Asibian had already split a durian in half.

"Ugh! Uh..."

As soon as the durian was opened, Mr. Zeng looked like he was about to die, covered his mouth, and ran away quickly.

Seeing this scene, Qin Yumo asked strangely, "Mr. Zeng ran away in shame?"

Hu Yifei shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and then explained: "This guy never eats durian, and he can't stand the taste."

Hu Yifei seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and said a little excitedly: "By the way, aren't we going to have a bonfire party on New Year's Eve? How about we bring Axibian with us?
He happened to not be performing that night.And his performance will definitely add to the atmosphere for us! "

"Yifei, don't you understand what he said? How do you know there is no need to perform on New Year's Eve?"

Hearing this, Guan Gu said in embarrassment, how did Yifei understand such strange words.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei said as it should, "Zeng Xiaoxian told me."

Otherwise, how could I understand it.

Depend on!At this time, no matter how many other people there were, a thought suddenly came to their minds that Mr. Zeng would definitely regret letting the wolf into the house.

(End of this chapter)

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