The killing system in my brain

Chapter 424 I Can't Wash It Off In This Life
"That's not good!" Shao Bo snorted softly, "I wrote it for you with all my heart and soul."

Murong Jianguo popped his head out of the toilet, "Shao Bo said, no matter how F4 is famous in Shanghai, you must not leave a personal experience and become an Internet celebrity."

After speaking, he retracted his head into the toilet again.

Cui Jian took a deep breath, "Then tell me, why do people call me a perverted scumbag?"

Shao Bo hesitated and said: "Well, I don't know, maybe they understand it wrong."

Duanmu Goudan raised his hand, "I'll report, Shao Bo put a lot of emphasis on describing your heroic deeds in school, that's why you're like this!"

Cui Jian's face turned pale at the first glance, how could he not know about the shitty things he did in school, let Shen Jiajia jump downstairs, let the classroom make a big fuss about Liu Meng being a female Tyrannosaurus rex, and in the sunset with Liu Meng The running in love and killing each other, the nasty pursuit of Xiao Xiaoxiao, all kinds of things, Cui Jian's deeds in school are too numerous to write down.

"How did you write it?!"

Cui Jian grabbed Shao Bo's clothes, his expression extremely excited.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited!" Shao Bo hurriedly shouted: "I'm just writing it truthfully. Of course, this biography cannot be adulterated!"

"These can't say that I'm a psychopathic scumbag?"

"Ahem..." Shao Bo lowered his eyebrows, "It's possible that they misunderstood it!"

Cui Jian questioned: "It's off? Where is it off?"

Duanmu Goudan fanned the flames, "He just captured the focus of the man's resentment towards you and recorded it."

"Focus?" Cui Jian wondered, "What focus?"

"Look, everything you do in school, without exception, is all related to women. The most important thing is a very beautiful woman, and the worst is a delicate beauty like Shen Jiajia. You say, you are so promiscuous all day long, Shouldn’t it be hated by all men in the school?”

Cui Jian was stunned for a while, and finally let go of his hand in desperation, sat down on the chair, and sighed, "Can my reputation be ruined by you!"

Relieved, Shao Bo comforted: "Don't be afraid, at least you are still very popular on the Internet. People who read your post are calling you to teach the secrets of picking up girls!"

Cui Jian, who had a gloomy face, was silent for a long while, before he could hold back a few words.

"Thank you so much!"

Cui Jian sat down at the Yiguo Hot Pot restaurant outside Shanghai, and the four of them sat down for a table. There was a copper pot on the table. A butterfly beef and mutton, the things on the plate are quite substantial.

"cheers!"

The four of them raised their beer glasses to touch each other, drank it all in one gulp, and took out the cooked meat from the pot with their chopsticks, dipped it in the seasoning in front of them, and put it in their mouths.

Hey, that's a joy!
Shao Bo was sweating profusely when he ate, he exhaled several times of hot air and chewed a few times before swallowing it.

"This Sichuan hot pot is really strong. Even I, who doesn't like spicy food, can't stop moving my chopsticks."

Murong Jianguo nodded, and kept taking out the power sticky ingredients from the pot and delivering them in his mouth, "This one is really good, the taste is good, and the quantity is large. A plate of meat is enough for a little girl to eat."

Duanmu Goudan had something wrapped in his mouth, "The most important thing is the benefits. Take a look, this pile of things is only five hundred and eighty. If you go out to eat, you can slap the five hundred and eighty on the table and ask." The waiter wants five hundred and eighty pieces of meat, and they will comfort you not to be afraid of poverty, we will not discriminate against you.

If you sit here alone, put the five hundred and eighty on the table and ask for five hundred and eighty meat, the boss must not exclaim that he will kill you, right? "

"It seems like we haven't been together for a long time."

Cui Jian drank his beer comfortably and said with emotion.

Shao Bo murmured: "You are a busy person, how can you get together if there are not enough people?"

Cui Jian stared, "You guys still have the guts to complain?"

After he drank the beer in the glass, he lamented: "I will be discriminated against all the time when I stay in school!"

Murong Jianguo smacked his lips, "We'll be on vacation in a month or so, are you planning to apply for an early internship?"

Cui Jian nodded, "I plan to look around, it's not good to stay in one place all the time, being a frog in a well is not a good thing."

Duanmu Goudan hummed: "You are different from us. The disciples of the sect should go out and practice for a while before they become successful. They are all in their early twenties. They go out to experience and understand all kinds of truths. Or it can be of great help to the understanding of kung fu, after all kung fu, in the past, it still comes from life."

Shao Bo was very excited when he heard that, "Cui Jian, do you think I can join your sect?"

As he spoke, he showed off his biceps, "Under Jianguo's special care, I am now fully muscled. Gone are the days of bamboo poles!"

"That's true." Murong Jianguo expressed a little satisfaction, "Look at Shao Bo now."

Shao Bo saw a few people looking over, he unconsciously puffed out his chest, coughed lightly, with a serious face.

Murong Jianguo continued: "Look at him. In the past, when the wind blows, people might disappear. Now it's different. Even if a tornado comes, he can stand still and take root."

Murong Jianguo spoke excitedly, grabbed Shao Bo's wrist, and spit flying, "I'll take you to Minzhong when the holiday is over this time. Isn't there a typhoon over there the soonest? I heard that cars can be blown away by you." , let's drill in, wherever the blowing blows hard!"

Shao Bo's puffed up chest suddenly bowed, and he waved his hands again and again, "If you can't do it, you can really die!"

"That's right!" Duanmu Goudan said earnestly: "Trying to experience the power of nature in a human body, this little fate will be gone if you don't want it, pass it!"

"Have you never heard of the saying that man will conquer the sky?" Murong Jianguo's eyes bulged, "We practice martial arts to seek to break through the limit. This is also an opportunity to challenge the limit. Maybe I will suddenly realize it in it!"

"Then lift up the sky and ascend to bliss?" Cui Jian interjected, "I said you don't have to drag Shao Bo to go with you if you want to ascend to heaven so much. If you really want to appreciate the beauty of the sky, when you have seen enough, ask Meng to describe it to us. We are very satisfied, don't worry about whether we can ascend to heaven or not."

"Just wait and show me. When it's a holiday this time, I'll go by myself!"

Seeing Murong Jianguo's serious face, Cui Jian said in astonishment, "You don't really want to go, do you?"

"if not?"

Duanmu Goudan, "You didn't drink much, but you're drunk no matter how you talk!"

Murong Jianguo said earnestly: "I've thought about it, you've all moved forward bravely, and I can't fall behind either."

(End of this chapter)