The Beginning of American Comics

Chapter 5 I am a fool
Looking at a very proud Tony, Lynn shrugged and spread his hands: "Why don't you need it? How can you prove that you are Tony Stark? How can you prove that you, Tony Stark, are not an idiot? Is there any evidence? ?”

"Evidence?" Tony Stark moved his face closer to Lynn, and said disdainfully, "Do you need evidence? With my handsome face, how many people don't know?"

At this time, Tommy behind Lynn pulled Lynn's clothes lightly, and whispered: "I know him, he is really Tony Stark!"

Lynn froze for a moment, then looked at Tommy helplessly, feeling that this stupid brother is completely hopeless, where are you standing?

Then he glanced at Skye, who was also rolling his eyes. He wondered how the golden retriever brother grew up so big. Could it be that he just needs to be cute?

At this time, Tony Stark even put on a look that you have great vision and you are excellent, and reached out and patted Tommy on the shoulder lightly: "Wow, you are very smart! Bigger than some idiot!" Much stronger!"

After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes at Lin En, held his head up hard, and looked down at Lin En: "You are not as smart as a child!"

"Okay!" Lin En sighed: "It seems that I can only show evidence that you are a fool!"

"Hahaha!" Tony laughed wildly, then looked at Lynn and said, "I'm the proof that I'm a fool, I really want to know what evidence proves that I'm a fool!"

Lin En shrugged indifferently, and said: "I have three questions here, don't worry, if you can answer one of the three very simple questions, I will apologize immediately, if you can't answer, you just need to admit that you are Just a fool! How about it?"

"What?" Tony looked at Lynn like a fool: "Simple question? Are you sure? Do you know what people in America call me?"

"Yes! I'm sure!" Lynn looked at Tony and said unhurriedly, "Are you ready?"

"OK!" Tony nodded: "I also want to know, what simple questions in this world can stump the genius Tony!"

"Listen up!" Lin En smiled slightly: "At 38:[-] pm on the vernal equinox day in BJ time, the police officer Xiao Li looked up at [-] degrees and saw the North Star, and then led the police into a music den, asking: "At this time, the most dick customers in the room What is the one word that might be shouted?
"What?" Tony looked at Lynn in a daze: "Is this a question?"

After speaking, he looked at Tommy and Skye, who were equally dazed, and instantly felt that the world was full of malice.

"Yes! Obviously!" Lynn looked at Tony with a smile: "If you don't know, I can give you four answers, choose one of the four, maybe you can get it right!"

"No!" Tony replied forcefully, bowing his head in contemplation unconvinced!
Lynn was a little bored, wanted to light a cigarette, and looked at Tony in a hurry, but he didn't have a cigarette!
Five minutes passed, and Tony was still thinking with his head down, with fine beads of sweat unconsciously appearing on his forehead.

Obviously Tony couldn't answer, he couldn't possibly know what the hell is the vernal equinox?

"Okay! I won't!" Tony took a long breath: "But I really want to know what the answer is?"

"Yes, I appreciate you a little bit, if you don't know how to admit it, you are a man!"

Lynn patted Tony on the shoulder with a smile, and then continued: "This is a very simple geography question. You should know that the elevation angle of the North Star is the local latitude, and when people panic, they must shout out their hometown dialect." , and at [-] pm on the vernal equinox day in BJ time, the longitude is also given, so it is not difficult to find out the answer!"

Seeing the suddenly enlightened expressions of Tony, Tommy, and Skye, Lynn nodded and said, "It seems that you all understand!"

"No, wait!" Tony stopped quickly, and said in confusion: "I have the latitude, and I know the BJ time, but what is the vernal equinox?"

At this moment, Tony is like a scholar. Although he is arrogant, when it comes to academics, he has a strong thirst for knowledge.

"The vernal equinox is one of the equinox days (aequinox), also called Easter!" Lynn replied, he has no prejudice against Tony, after all, Tony at this moment has not met the one who is destined to put a battery in his chest people.

He's still a complete playboy, it's normal to be arrogant and rude, after all, rich young people don't have a little temper.

"Oh!" Tony nodded, looked at Lynn with a bit of solemnity, and then looked at Lynn proudly again: "Lynn Cadillac, right? You have the right to let me remember your name Already! There are two more questions, I don’t believe I can’t answer any of them!”

"Ding, get the friendship of America's richest man! Body +0.5, soul +0.5."

"Get the title: Friend of the Local Tyrant! Achievement points +50."

Lynn froze, what the hell?

Is this also possible to gain friendship?

I'm afraid it's not a shaking m, right?
Do you want to lower the difficulty of the following two questions?At least save some face?
Lynn was spinning various thoughts in his mind, and was speechless when he saw that the achievement points and attributes were five times that of the previous two titles.

Sure enough, this is an era of money!
At this moment, Skye and Tommy looked at Lynn with a bit of admiration. There are not many people who can stump Tony. Even if there are, they are all academic experts. Who can think of one The 16-year-old would deflate Tony.

If there are reporters here, it will definitely be famous in the United States just because of this incident.

"OK! Your IQ is indeed not high! The next question will only test your simple addition and subtraction!"

After closing his eyes, Lynn squinted at Tony, and then Tony, whose eyes were blazing, asked the second question: "A bus departs from the starting station with 30 people on it. After one stop, Eight people got off, seven got on, five got off at another stop, seven got on, and three got on to five at another stop..."

While talking, Lynn watched Tony muttering words, then glanced at Tommy and Skye, and found that these two were also counting, and even Tommy started to snap his fingers, so he couldn't help but smile.

"At another stop, ten people got off and eight people got on!" Lin En read for 5 minutes, and even he himself didn't know how many stops, and then he said: "Ask, how many times has this minibus experienced?" How many stops!"

"What?" Tony was taken aback for a moment, as if he didn't believe what he heard, he stared straight at Lynn for three seconds, and then roared, "What the fuck!"

Tony went berserk. He kept counting the number of people. He clearly agreed that it was a simple addition and subtraction, but the problem was so rascal. What about the most basic trust between people?He already felt Lynn's full malice.

Tommy looked at his brother blankly, thinking to himself, my dear brother, you really started to lie again!

And Skye was also stunned. When a discerning person heard this question, he must start counting the number of people. What's more, you even proposed a simple addition and subtraction. Can we not be so rogue?

Lynn shrugged with a smile: "Tony, do you have an answer?"

"Oh no! fuck the shit!"

Tony was very irritable. He hadn't had a drink yet, and he felt a little over the top. He stared at Lynn with wide eyes, and wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything.

Is there something wrong with this question?

No!

But it is very rascal!

"Okay, it seems that your IQ is really worrying, so let me say one more simple question, which is closely related to you!"

Lin En snickered in his heart, but on the surface he looked serious. When Tony ran away just now, he almost couldn't hold back, hahaha!

"Say it!" Tony got serious, and he swore that even if Lynn asked this question again next time, he would never miss it.

"OK!" Lynn smiled again: "Just memorize your social security number! How about it? Isn't it simple?"

In the United States, the social insurance number is equivalent to an ID card. It is a more authentic identification than a driver's license or ID card. It will accompany you throughout your life. It will be linked to your bank account number, tax ID number, and credit card number. Buying insurance is inseparable from this number.

"Social security number?" Tony was stunned again, he is a dignified chairman of Stark Industries, will he remember the social security number?In the whole of the United States, he can just scan his face. Does he need to remember his social security number?
And he has beautiful assistants for everything!
It's the woman who used it, and after a night, the beautiful assistant will help to deal with it!
Does he need to remember his social security number?
Tony opened his mouth several times, but there was no sound.

"Look, it's not that I don't give face!" Lin En spread his hands and said helplessly: "My questions are very simple! Do you think Tony is a fool?"

Tommy and Skye looked at Lynn helplessly. The question is really not difficult, but can you not ask such a silly question?
And Tony at this moment is really stupid, his mind keeps echoing at this moment: I, Tony Stark, am I a fool?
I am a fool? ?
Let me, the richest man in the United States, admit that I am a fool?
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ps: Collection, investment, recommendation, all excited!

(End of this chapter)