buy a villa

Chapter 1 My dream is...

"I'm going to invite my classmate Mu Stick to come up and introduce myself. Welcome..." Zhang Lingyun, a beautiful counselor, read while holding a crumpled white paper on the podium!

This is the first class meeting for the 11th freshmen of the Department of Finance and Economics of Xinhua University. Everyone is required to introduce themselves. If you want to be a class cadre, you can also directly say your own declaration, and then write your name on the blackboard !

The same scene is happening in many classrooms of Xinhua University!
As soon as the counselor finished speaking, a boy of medium build sitting at the back stood up with a flushed face, walked to the counselor, and said bitterly, "Teacher, my name is Lin Kun, not a wooden stick!"

With a bang, the whole class was blown up!
"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhang Lingyun's face also turned red all of a sudden: "Well, I'm sorry, Lin Kun, I made a slip of the tongue, now you can introduce yourself!"

"Prettier than my girlfriend, I really don't know who is so lucky!"

Lin Kun looked at Zhang Lingyun shyly, and then began to introduce himself: "Hi everyone, my name is Lin Kun, and I come from a small county next door. It's a pleasure to meet you here! Thank you!"

After Lin Kun finished speaking, he was about to go down, but Zhang Lingyun stopped him and said, "Is this the end?"

"It's over!"

Lin Kun looked at Zhang Lingyun, who had a bad complexion, in a strange way, and suddenly seemed to think of something: "Since I'm going to choose a class by the way, I'll run for one too. Well, let me be a labor committee member. Who makes me work harder?" Woolen cloth!"

Seeing that Lin Kun was about to leave again, Zhang Lingyun asked casually: "What are your specialties?" It meant to ask about your strengths and weaknesses, so that everyone can get to know you better!

Who knows that Lin Kun smiled "hehe" and said, "Teacher, that's my specialty!"

The coddled Zhang Lingyun who just graduated didn't know what it meant, just looked at my wretched smile, and felt that it was not a good thing to say, so she hurriedly found a topic to change: "Then what is your dream?"

"My dream is to buy a villa!" Lin Kun touched his nose and replied.

"And then?" Zhang Lingyun didn't think it was over after selling the villa, she had to do something else!

"Then collect the trash!"

With a "boom", the whole class exploded again, laughing one after another!
Lin Kun answered very seriously, and the whole class laughed very seriously!
"Haha, collect the trash..."

"Hahaha, full of tricks..."

There are also disdain and dissatisfaction: "If you don't grandstanding, you will die!"

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Someone once said that if you can't be famous for thousands of years, then you will be infamous for thousands of years. At least others will know that you have been here!
The current student Lin Kun is, whether it is a good impression or a bad impression, at least let the whole class, including the counselor, remember his name!
Zhang Lingyun's complexion became ugly, you did it on purpose!

When Lin Kun went down again this time, Zhang Lingyun didn't stop him, but called the name of the next classmate: "Liu Xing!"

As soon as the words were finished, a medium-thin boy ran up to the podium, and said nervously, "Hi everyone, my name is Liu Xing, and I have the same name as the Liu Xing you all know. My specialty is that I can run very fast. Nice to meet you all!"

After finishing speaking, he blushed and ran off the podium, and then the next classmate went up to introduce himself, all of them were quite well-behaved!

There are 11 people in the 58th Finance and Economics Department, including 38 girls. By the time the self-introduction was about the same, the time was already 09:30, and the names of the candidates for the class had already reached more than a dozen on the blackboard. !

After Lin Kun got off the podium, he started to be absent-minded. He touched the 70 yuan in his pocket, feeling a little excited!
"The 50 yuan for opening the house has already been paid, and 20 yuan will be counted for eating with Xiaolian, and the [-] yuan left is enough to buy a three-pack of condoms!" Thinking about it, he secretly laughed.

Zhang Lingyun, who was summing up, saw Lin Kun's smile and felt as obscene as she could be, she frowned, and told the students not to forget the official class leader election tomorrow night, and then let the students dismiss the get out of class!

After class, Lin Kun was the first to run out of the classroom, and accidentally squeezed into a fat dinosaur girl!

"Hurry up to reincarnate!" Dinosaur girl cursed dissatisfiedly, and took out a mirror to straighten her crooked hairstyle!
In fact, this dinosaur girl can't say that she guessed wrong. If I give you a beautiful girl, she will wait for you to go to bed, and see if you are in a hurry!Of course, girls are excluded!

What is the point of picking up trash?Be ruthless!Lin Kun has followed his grandma to collect trash since he was a child, and his eyes, feet and legs are so slippery!
In less than 10 minutes, Lin Kun had already reached the school gate. From the classroom to the school gate, it was nearly three kilometers!

But there was no sign of Liao Xianglian at the school gate, so I had to take out the mobile phone that I just bought but had a few scratches to call: "Xiao Lian, I'm here, where are you? Let's go eat together!"

Because he was going to have dinner with Liao Xianglian at night, Lin Kun only ate two hard steamed buns at noon, and he was really hungry now!

"Akun, I've already eaten. Go and eat something by yourself first. I'll tell you something later... I hope you are mentally prepared..." Liao Xianglian's voice over there was hesitant.

Lin Kun was naturally nervous, so he didn't pay attention, and secretly laughed in his heart: "That's just right, I will eat three breads later, which only costs ten yuan, and then I will buy a few more condoms. Forty, not bad!"

You know, for this one hundred and five, Lin Kun really wanted to die for half a month!

Every day after the military training, I have to go to every corner of the school and trash cans to grab business with others. Fortunately, I have developed a good skill since I was a child, otherwise it would be good to earn fifty or sixty!
And for today's big happy event, Lin Kun even gave himself a day off, and didn't go out to pick up junk!

Touching the two boxes in his pocket, Lin Kun felt that he was very lucky today. In this era of more men than women, he had such a beautiful girlfriend, went to such a prestigious university, and was looking for a good job after graduation. By the way, I will carry forward the plan of picking up trash, so that my grandma can retire with peace of mind. I really have no regrets in this life!
After wolfing down the three pieces of bread, Lin Kun walked quickly to the hotel he had reserved!

It is said to be a hotel, but it is actually a remodeled four-story farmhouse with air-conditioning, toilets, water heaters, etc., but the house price is a bit inflated because of the back-to-school wave!Otherwise, such a room would only cost fifty at most!
Since the ID card had already been registered at noon, Lin Kun went upstairs directly with the room card!His room is A302, sitting by the bed, Lin Kun became a little nervous!

It's the first time for me, will I hurt her?I heard it hurts the first time!Also, should I take a shower first or start right away?

While Lin Kun was thinking wildly, there was a knock on the door!

"Little Lian is here!"

Lin Kun, who was full of joy, opened the door and saw Liao Xianglian, his smile became stronger: "You are here, come in quickly!"

Who knew that Liao Xianglian, who is usually gentle and pleasant, shook her hand: "Akun, this is the last time I will call you like this!"

Suddenly, an ominous premonition filled Lin Kun's heart!When I saw the five or six boys behind Liao Xianglian, this ominous premonition became even stronger!
(End of this chapter)