I'm not really a bug

Chapter 305 Dismantling the Marriage System (18)

Maybe it was because the crying was louder this time, and it was a bit difficult to babble, so Gu Chenxi resumed her original crying.

Logically speaking, this should obviously be a very troublesome existence,
But because he was tortured by this person before, Xiao Jinhuan felt much refreshed when he heard him humming at this moment!
He raised his hand and patted the rare and clean place on his body critically, and the old god Xiao Jinhuan began to comfort him on the ground:
"It's okay, I have a lot of money, I just blow up the imperial dining room, just rebuild it."

"Woooooo."

Gu Chenxi lowered her head and continued to cry.

"...Don't panic, it's not a big problem. You may just not be suitable for cooking, which doesn't mean you're really a waste."

"Woooooo!"

Gu Chenxi cried even harder.

"... I... Maybe I can force myself not to dislike you so much?"

"Wow wow!"

This time, the whimpering directly turned into howling!
Xiao Jinhuan: "..."

The man is really troublesome, so let me tell you what his crying point is!Otherwise, where would she comfort her?

Looking at Fu Rong with a headache, Xiao Jinhuan tried to learn from the scene:

"Furong, do you have a husband? Do you know how to coax a man?"

Fu Rong reluctantly replied that she was helpless:
"Returning to Your Majesty, the slaves grew up in the palace since they were young, and they are not yet married, so they don't know how to coax men."

"..."

This is very bald.

Silently standing aside and watching the dog man make his voice hoarse from crying, she handed over a glass of water with sympathy and admiration:

"It's not easy to cry for such a long time. Drink a glass of water to moisten your throat, and continue later?"

"Woo~ hiccup!"

It was completely unexpected that this woman not only gave up and continued to coax him, but even watched the joke so frantically. Gu Chenxi hiccupped, took the water glass and drank it down:

"Woooooo Your Majesty, you have no heart!"

"Yeah, you're right."

Xiao Jinhuan used the wrong method of coaxing people at the wrong moment, Gu Chenxi paused slightly, and tears welled up even more fiercely:
"Whoa, I still need to drink water, where did you pour the water just now?"

"there."

Xiao Jinhuan casually pointed to the buckets used by the palace people to put out the fire. Gu Chenxi followed the trend and fell into a weird silence——

If he read correctly, those palace people all drew water from the nearby lake,

And that lake... seems to be connected to the Huanyi Bureau.

Generally, the water used by the palace people for washing clothes, and even the water used for bathing and washing feet, will be poured into the lake in the end? ?
Looking at Xiao Jinhuan with trembling lips, Gu Chenxi seemed unable to accept that she drank a whole glass of lake water, and finally rolled her eyes and passed out directly!

"His Royal Highness Concubine Xi!"

Fu Rong exclaimed nervously, but saw Xiao Jinhuan catch him calmly, without panic:
"Shh~ It's okay, he just didn't want to cry and didn't know what to do, so he pretended to be dizzy.

Don't make your voice too loud, otherwise it will be even more fake if he pretends to be dizzy after making so much noise. "

Furong: "???"

Gu Chenxi: "..."

Did the woman send roundworms to spy in his belly or what?

Since everyone knew that he was pretending to be dizzy, why did he say it out loud!

Is he shameless? ! !
Gu Chenxi, who didn't know how to react, was silent, and simply pretended that he couldn't hear, and continued to pretend to be fainted with his eyes closed.

(End of this chapter)