Little cutie, can she stop teasing me

Chapter 84 Chapter 84, Eating tender grass will be punished by God! [one more]

"The recovery is good, but after removing the plaster, try to avoid strenuous exercise, especially don't lift heavy objects, and don't put stress on your arms..."

In the hospital consultation room, Gu Pingting nodded frequently.

When the nurse came in and was about to take her to remove the plaster cast, the doctor looked at another young man wearing sunglasses and a red down jacket, "Your foot..."

"I didn't come to see my feet." Gu Jiangshu quickly replied, "I came to see my sister."

Hearing this, the doctor fell silent.

The little nurse next to her was Xiafei with red cheeks, and the deer in her heart was slamming wildly.

Today is Christmas, could it be that her rotten peach blossoms are also here?
"Wrong, wrong, I was talking about her." Gu Jiangshu hurriedly pointed at Gu Pingting.

Gu Pingting glared at him.

Dressed up in such a gorgeous way all day long, you will know that it is a disaster for little girls and middle-aged and elderly women!

And she regretted it, she had to find a way to get rid of Gu Jiangshu, otherwise how would she live a two-person world with Lawyer Lu?
"hiss--"

Gu Pingting suddenly felt a pain in her arm.

"Sorry, I didn't mean it." The little nurse apologized with a smile.

Looking at her, Gu Pingting always felt that her smile was a little fake.

No, no, no?

Could it be because of Gu Jiangshu's words just now that this little nurse took the opportunity to retaliate against her?

When the little nurse suddenly brought over a pair of scissors...

A cold light flashed, and Gu Pingting hurriedly said, "Wait a minute!"

The little nurse looked at her: "..."

"Sister nurse, what do you think of my brother?"

The expression on the little nurse's face kept changing, "What do you mean?"

"He's my twin brother, doesn't he look like me?"

Doesn't look like it, in fact, you can't tell it is wearing sunglasses, but the little nurse's expression is slightly different from the insidious one just now, "Is he your brother?"

"That's right." Gu Pingting took out her phone with a smile, "I'll push his WeChat to you, how about you be gentle with me?"

Little nurse: "..."

**
After removing the plaster, the little nurse enthusiastically sent the two of them into the elevator.

Gu Jiangshu wondered, "The service in this hospital is really good, isn't it that the nurses send them into the elevator by themselves?"

Gu Pingting coughed twice, "Maybe it's because you're handsome?"

"That's up to you to say?" Gu Jiangshu is still very confident in his appearance, but it's a pity that he has not been popular because of his bad luck.

"What time is it?" Gu Pingting asked suddenly.

Gu Jiangshu took out his mobile phone, "It's twelve o'clock, let's go eat."

Suddenly he frowned, "Who is this, how do you know my WeChat?"

As a star, private accounts are kept confidential.

Gu Pingting looked calm, "Maybe I ask you to participate in the show?"

"I know!" Gu Jiangshu slapped his forehead, "It must be the producer of "The Great Show of Changes". This show used to be super popular, but it just came back recently. The manager asked me if I wanted to imitate Cai Xukun. .”

He quickly clicked through.

The elevator has come to the first floor, Gu Pingting said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"Go, let's go." Gu Jiangshu didn't look up, busy communicating with the producer.

It's just that the producer should be very young, and his WeChat name is actually Big White Rabbit?
interesting.

Big White Rabbit: [Hello, shy.jpg]

Gu Jiangshu: [Hi, I'm Gu Jiangshu, a trainee from Huanyu Media. My hobbies are singing, dancing, rap and basketball. 】

Big White Rabbit: [? ? ? 】

Gu Jiangshu: [? ? ? 】

Big White Rabbit: [Are you a star? 】

Gu Jiangshu continued: [? ? ? 】

no……

Gu Jiangshu was stunned, what's going on?Why doesn't it feel right?

Until the big white rabbit sent another message: [I am the nurse who removed your sister's cast just now, my surname is Bai, and my name is Bai...]

Gu Jiangshu said a word, and hurriedly raised his head.

Just in time, I saw a familiar figure sneaking out of the hall door.

"Gu Pingting, stop for me!"

Hearing the sound, Gu Pingting ran away.

Gu Jiangshu limped on crutches and began to chase.

Her foot was injured, so she couldn't run fast, but Gu Pingting took advantage of her short legs, her legs moved extremely fast, and she quickly ran to the side of the road.

Seeing that it was too late, Gu Jiangshu had an idea, threw his crutch hard, and fell to the ground after a "bang", "Ouch——"

"Someone fell!"

"Call an ambulance!"

"Boy, are you all right?"

Gu Jiangshu closed his eyes tightly, bringing out the spirit of playing the emperor to the extreme.

I don't believe you will die without saving!

A few seconds later, Gu Pingting really came back.

A group of uncles and aunts are still surrounding Gu Jiangshu, chattering:

"Boy, can you hear me?"

"It seems to be unconscious."

"Call the doctor quickly..."

Gu Pingting asked intentionally, "Which of you knows artificial respiration?"

Gu Jiangshu: "..."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Until a strong man raised his hand, "I'll do it!"

He stepped forward, just squatted down and grabbed Gu Jiangshu's collar, ready to offer a sausage mouth...

"Cough, cough, cough." Gu Jiangshu opened his eyes, covered his mouth and got up.

Gu Pingting glared at him, "Are you childish?"

"Who told you to leave me?" Gu Jiangshu stretched out his hand, "I tell you, from now on I will follow you every step of the way! Don't try to get rid of me and go on a date with a dead gay!"

Gu Pingting shoved the crutch into his hand, "Crazy!"

People around look at it.

"It turned out that the young couples were arguing."

"Go away, go away."

"There's no show."

……

roadside.

"Pingting, let's go eat."

"Don't go."

"Then let's take a taxi home."

"Do not hit."

"Then shall we take the subway?"

"Don't sit down."

Gu Jiangshu: "..."

It's so cold, my heart is so stuffy, and my sister is so indifferent.

"Pingting..."

"Take a taxi back by yourself..."

"I don't!" I want to watch you!Gu Jiangshu thought silently.

Gu Pingting had no choice but to say, "Okay, that's up to you."

Soon a black Audi stopped slowly in front of it.

The driver's door opened, and a man in a black coat and flat-screen glasses got out of the car.

"Damn it, he's a dead gay!" Gu Jiangshu blurted out.

Gu Pingting glared at him.

When Lu Chenyu came to him, "How is it? What did the doctor say?"

Gu Pingting cut the sweet girl's smiling face in seconds, "The doctor said it's almost recovered, nothing serious..."

Lu Chenyu nodded, serious, "So your hands aren't sore anymore, right?"

Gu Pingting: "???"

You can't get over this stalk, can you?
Due to the public, there is a light bulb next to it...

She pursed her lips, pretending not to understand, "Well, it's all right."

Unexpectedly, Gu Jiangshu on the side answered, "You have a conscience, you know how to feel sorry for Pingting's hand."

Gu Pingting: "..."

Lu Chenyu also: "..."

Then do you know that this hand is not the other hand?

Looking at Gu Jiangshu's appearance as a sophomore boy... Lu Chenyu coughed and changed the subject, "I've reserved a seat at the restaurant, let's go and get in the car."

"What restaurant? What do you eat?" Gu Jiangshu asked hurriedly.

"hot pot."

Now it's Gu Pingting's turn to ask, "Why is it hot pot again?"

Didn't you just eat last night?

"You and your second brother seem to like hot pot very much." Last night, the two ate and scrambled, and Lu Chenyu felt that they might not have enjoyed themselves.

Although he doesn't like hot pot, watching his little girlfriend eat it is also a different kind of enjoyment.

"No, who told you to call me the second brother?" Gu Jiangshu suddenly realized, "I am Pingting's second brother, and it has nothing to do with you. Don't try to get involved!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Lu Chenyu from head to toe, "Look at your age, you are at least in your thirties, right? Call me second brother, sorry? Or do you want to pretend to be young?"

"No thirty." Lu Chenyu explained meticulously, "I just celebrated my 28th birthday."

"What? You are 28 years old?" Gu Jiangshu suddenly became more exaggerated, "My elder brother is only 24 years old, you are four years older than my elder brother, and six years older than me and Pingting...Uncle, eating tender grass will be punished." Damn it!"

Uncle Lu Chenyu: "..."

This is the second person who dislikes him for being older than Gu Pingting.

The first one is Mrs. Lu.

Lu Chenyu couldn't help thinking, if he saw Gu Pingting's mother then, would he also dislike him for being too old?
But six years older...

Are you okay?

After all, among the people he knew, it seemed that the man was several years older than the woman.

Such as:
Xiao Yebai is 5 years older than Mo Weiyi, Chu Xiuhuang is 7 years older than Shi Huan, Ming Jinmo is 10 years older than Ji Shengsheng, Huo Jingshen is also 10 years older than Su Huan...

Of course, the most shameless one is Gu Huai'an, who is 13 years older than Gu Haohao!
It's just an old copper smelting monster!
After such a comparison, Lu Chenyu suddenly became confident, "Is it okay to be six years old?"

... old shameless!Gu Jiangshu spat, "Don't be ashamed to call brother to someone who is several years younger!"

"It's okay." Lu Chenyu smiled.

After all, Gu Huai'an is only 2 years older than him. When he was a child, because of his seniority, he was fooled into calling him "Seven Lords" by adults, and even took his red envelope...

Forget the past!
As for Gu Jiangshu, he could only clenched his fists, unable to rage.

"Get in the car," Lu Chenyu opened the passenger door.

Gu Pingting was just about to get in the car...

"Wait a minute." Gu Jiangshu rushed over with a limp, "I'm afraid of motion sickness, so I'll sit in front."

Anyway, as long as I'm here, the two of you don't want to get in touch!

When he arrived at the hot pot restaurant, he even pulled Lu Chenyu to sit on the same side.

In front of everyone, Gu Pingting... endured it!
After eating the hot pot, it's still early, today is Christmas, and the two previous dates were ruined, so Lu Chenyu bought two tickets for love movies online in advance, wanting to avenge his shame.

As a result, there is now an extra Gu Jiangshu...

Entering the screening room, he sat between the two of them holding popcorn and Coke.

Because it is a romantic movie, the attendance rate is average, and the surrounding seats are all vacant. It can be said that after buying tickets, you can sit wherever you want, and you won't occupy other people's seats...

So even if Lu Chenyu was upset, he could only sit next to the light bulb.

Gu Pingting didn't think there was anything wrong with it, because when she watched a movie last time, she sat with Xiao Luoluo, and this time it was nothing more than replacing Xiao Luoluo with Gu Jiangshu.

A few minutes later, the lights in the auditorium dimmed, and the big screen began to show the movie screen.

Gu Jiangshu took off his sunglasses and watched while eating.

Gu Pingting also watched seriously.

There was only Lu Chenyu. He looked around and found that the people who came to watch this movie were all young couples in pairs, or they were husband and wife, or they were young girlfriends...

A trio of two men and one woman like them really seemed a bit weird.

No, when the movie was halfway through, the climax of the plot came, and the emotions were in place. The hero and heroine in the movie began to confess, and then hugged and kissed.

Lu Chenyu first saw that the young couple on the front right had already kissed each other.

Not long after, a couple in the front left hugged each other, their heads twisting wildly.

Then, the hero and heroine on the movie screen rolled down on the big red bed, and the man in the row in front suddenly put his arms around the neck of the woman next to him, and moved his mouth towards her...

"What are you doing!" Gu Pingting next to her suddenly made a sound.

Lu Chenyu turned his face and saw Gu Jiangshu holding a Coke cup with one hand and covering Gu Pingting's eyes with the other, "Do not look at evil! Not suitable for children!"

Gu Pingting was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

What a child, she is 22 years old!
Besides, it's not like she hasn't done kissing before...

"Gu Jiangshu, let me go!"

"I do not!"

You can't let it go, or if you start to imitate after seeing it, you will have sex with the dead gay...

No no no.

Gu Jiangshu tightly covered her eyes.

Gu Pingting became impatient.

What's more, the right hand is also easy to use now...

So she made a sudden effort.

Gu Jiangshu couldn't dodge it at all, and the Coke cup in his hand was directly blown out, like a foreign object falling from the sky, directly hitting the head of the man in the front row who was gnawing on the woman while holding the woman in his arms.

The coke flowed out of the cup, icy cold, flowing down the hair, flowing into the neck and collar, causing the man to howl like a pig, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

　**
　　What two brats.

　　Another day of being a male mom!
　　Lu Chenyu: ...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)