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Chapter 553 Call Me Fuck
Chapter 553 Call Me Fuck
On the planet Terra, Xi Tong suddenly opened his eyes, because he felt the fragments of the world's strange objects on his body shake slightly.
This thing has never moved before, but this time, across countless worlds, it suddenly moved, and even sent out a friendly call.
The human-shaped Teigu and Xitong body are integrated through blood connection and spiritual resonance, and this call is naturally passed on through Xitong as a bridge.
Therefore, Xi Tong knows what it is better than anyone else.
Before Su Daqiang opened the cloth bag, Xi Tong pressed it with one hand.
"Mr. Su, your nephew came to pay homage to me. It stands to reason that we are one family, so why should we talk about two different families. See you outside, see you outside!"
Su Daqiang firmly shook his head.
"Master, it is precisely because we are a family that you must listen to me."
Xi Tong pressed the cloth bag with his hands, seemingly preventing Su Daqiang from opening it, but actually he didn't want Su Daqiang to take it back.
"What do you say."
Su Daqiang recalled for a few seconds, "In ancient times, my Su family was also a big family..."
In a nutshell, the ancestors of the Su family were also rich. As for how rich, Su Daqiang couldn't say, and his ancestors were also unclear.
However, thousands of years ago, a catastrophe happened, the mountains and rivers were shattered, and the flames of war were everywhere. I don’t know how many families like the Su family fell overnight.
Su Daqiang didn't know where the Su family was in the past. He only knew that his grandfather had been blacksmithing in Shilipo all his life since he could remember.
As for this cloth bag, it was given to his father by his grandfather before his death, and his father gave it to him before his death.
Su Daqiang didn't know what it was, but only learned from the last words of his ancestors that it was the hope of revitalizing the Su family.
However, Su Daqiang was very suspicious.
The Su family has become like this, and it is still revitalized. The talented person in front of him is the hope of the revitalization of the Su family.
Before, Su Daqiang felt that there was nothing in return, so he planned to dedicate the family heirloom to an expert, but because of his father's last words, he did not act immediately.
But this time the behavior of the eldest son and the second son broke his heart. At the same time, the strength shown by the third son made him firm in his mind.
The youngest son is the hope of revitalizing the Su family, everything else is false, the youngest son's future is more important than anything else.
The only thing Su Daqiang is worried about now is that his ancestors just use rubbish to fool his descendants, or that what is valuable in the eyes of his ancestors is worthless in the eyes of an expert.
After all, an expert can easily conjure up a table of delicacies, conjure pots that can cook rice, and fans that can fan the wind, and it is very likely that they will not look down on the mundane things of the world.
Xi Tong went along with the flow and picked up the cloth bag without opening it, and put it in his arms directly.
"Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away is light in gift and affectionate! No matter what, leave this thing with me."
Su Daqiang was overjoyed, and then slightly disappointed.
The expert didn't even look at it, and he probably won't look at it in the future. It doesn't matter whether there is anything in the cloth bag.
Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy. It is worthy of being a master, and people can't understand a word casually.
At the same time, the boss and second child of the Iron Sword Sect, a hundred miles away, nodded and bowed in front of a young man in a fine attire, trying their best to flatter him.
"Second Senior Brother, look at this dish. It's as thin as a cicada's wing, as light as fluffy catkins, but it has the brilliance and whiteness of jade. This dish is definitely a fairy treasure."
"Second brother, look at this spoon, look at the patterns on it, does this longevity peach look like the legendary Queen Mother of the West's flat peach? Look at the bird next to it, does it look like the legendary blue bird? I'm sure, this spoon It contains the secrets about Kunlun Mountain, the secrets of flat peaches, and the secrets of longevity..."
Before Xi Tong ate at Su Daqiang's house, the rice cooker was given away directly, and the plates and saucers were naturally left there.
However, Xi Tong never expected that the two brothers could draw a few spoons, plates and other small things under his nose, and their ability to take advantage of them was also excellent.
The man called the second senior brother looked less than 30 years old, he was born fair and clean, with a fat head and big ears, and he looked like a crony junior of a high-level person.
He was originally concentrating on a roast leg of lamb, and he didn't have much interest in the second brother of the Su family, but when he saw the delicate spoon and plate, his pair of small eyes instantly widened.
Hearing the words of Queen Mother Xi and Pantao again, he gulped down a mouthful of saliva, and threw the roast leg of lamb directly into the arms of the boss of the Su family.
The boss of the Su family didn't dislike it either, he opened his mouth and took a bite, his mouth was full of blood, and then praised the delicious food against his conscience.
Although the second senior brother is obese, he is not stupid. He wiped his hands on his clothes, and then picked up the tableware to play with.
"Where did this thing come from, and how much is there?"
Turning his eyes, he asked again: "No, we used to have a tight relationship, how could such a good thing be given to me?"
The eldest and second child of the Su family immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed.
"Second Senior Brother Mingjian, we brothers admire you very much. We look at the green pines and the bright moon every day, and hope that one day we can be your lackeys. It's just that we have nothing to offer, so we wait until today."
The second senior brother put the tableware on the table next to him.
"Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Being punctured, the second Su family brothers were not embarrassed, but looked around.
The second senior brother nodded immediately, signaling the disciples standing around to step back.
"Second senior brother, it's a family scandal. We didn't know until we went home this time that there is a family heirloom passed down from generation to generation in our family - a jar that can cook by ourselves."
"That's right, that old man is very bad, he left all the good things to his youngest son, it's pity that the two of us are away from home, we don't have enough food and clothing, and we are often bullied..."
The second senior brother waved his hands irritably, he had already been aroused by the "pot that can cook", and when he heard Su's old man chattering, he wished he could kick him out.
"Don't worry, if you follow me from now on, no one in the Iron Sword Sect will dare to bully you."
After finishing speaking, he licked his lips, "What kind of pot is that, is the cooked rice enough to eat? Is it delicious?"
Ask first whether it is enough to eat or not, and then ask whether it is delicious, the second senior brother really pays attention to people.
The old man of the Su family talked nonsense: "Second senior brother doesn't know, the cooking pot is miraculously tight, just put a handful of rice and a bowl of water, and then recite the mantra, and rice porridge will come out continuously."
"My father dozed off, and the porridge that came out filled the house and even flowed outside. Neighbors in the neighborhood had to eat a way out if they wanted to go out."
The second senior brother swallowed saliva, he loves to eat, but he has never had such a good time eating porridge all over the house, porridge all over the street, he can't go out without eating porridge.
"Only porridge?"
"Of course not! You can still cook! You can also make alchemy, right, right, all kinds of elixirs!"
The second senior brother rubbed his hands impatiently.
"Call someone, fuck it!"
Thanks to Menhere Sauce Nanase Walnut for rewarding 200 book coins, thank you very much~
(End of this chapter)
On the planet Terra, Xi Tong suddenly opened his eyes, because he felt the fragments of the world's strange objects on his body shake slightly.
This thing has never moved before, but this time, across countless worlds, it suddenly moved, and even sent out a friendly call.
The human-shaped Teigu and Xitong body are integrated through blood connection and spiritual resonance, and this call is naturally passed on through Xitong as a bridge.
Therefore, Xi Tong knows what it is better than anyone else.
Before Su Daqiang opened the cloth bag, Xi Tong pressed it with one hand.
"Mr. Su, your nephew came to pay homage to me. It stands to reason that we are one family, so why should we talk about two different families. See you outside, see you outside!"
Su Daqiang firmly shook his head.
"Master, it is precisely because we are a family that you must listen to me."
Xi Tong pressed the cloth bag with his hands, seemingly preventing Su Daqiang from opening it, but actually he didn't want Su Daqiang to take it back.
"What do you say."
Su Daqiang recalled for a few seconds, "In ancient times, my Su family was also a big family..."
In a nutshell, the ancestors of the Su family were also rich. As for how rich, Su Daqiang couldn't say, and his ancestors were also unclear.
However, thousands of years ago, a catastrophe happened, the mountains and rivers were shattered, and the flames of war were everywhere. I don’t know how many families like the Su family fell overnight.
Su Daqiang didn't know where the Su family was in the past. He only knew that his grandfather had been blacksmithing in Shilipo all his life since he could remember.
As for this cloth bag, it was given to his father by his grandfather before his death, and his father gave it to him before his death.
Su Daqiang didn't know what it was, but only learned from the last words of his ancestors that it was the hope of revitalizing the Su family.
However, Su Daqiang was very suspicious.
The Su family has become like this, and it is still revitalized. The talented person in front of him is the hope of the revitalization of the Su family.
Before, Su Daqiang felt that there was nothing in return, so he planned to dedicate the family heirloom to an expert, but because of his father's last words, he did not act immediately.
But this time the behavior of the eldest son and the second son broke his heart. At the same time, the strength shown by the third son made him firm in his mind.
The youngest son is the hope of revitalizing the Su family, everything else is false, the youngest son's future is more important than anything else.
The only thing Su Daqiang is worried about now is that his ancestors just use rubbish to fool his descendants, or that what is valuable in the eyes of his ancestors is worthless in the eyes of an expert.
After all, an expert can easily conjure up a table of delicacies, conjure pots that can cook rice, and fans that can fan the wind, and it is very likely that they will not look down on the mundane things of the world.
Xi Tong went along with the flow and picked up the cloth bag without opening it, and put it in his arms directly.
"Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away is light in gift and affectionate! No matter what, leave this thing with me."
Su Daqiang was overjoyed, and then slightly disappointed.
The expert didn't even look at it, and he probably won't look at it in the future. It doesn't matter whether there is anything in the cloth bag.
Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy. It is worthy of being a master, and people can't understand a word casually.
At the same time, the boss and second child of the Iron Sword Sect, a hundred miles away, nodded and bowed in front of a young man in a fine attire, trying their best to flatter him.
"Second Senior Brother, look at this dish. It's as thin as a cicada's wing, as light as fluffy catkins, but it has the brilliance and whiteness of jade. This dish is definitely a fairy treasure."
"Second brother, look at this spoon, look at the patterns on it, does this longevity peach look like the legendary Queen Mother of the West's flat peach? Look at the bird next to it, does it look like the legendary blue bird? I'm sure, this spoon It contains the secrets about Kunlun Mountain, the secrets of flat peaches, and the secrets of longevity..."
Before Xi Tong ate at Su Daqiang's house, the rice cooker was given away directly, and the plates and saucers were naturally left there.
However, Xi Tong never expected that the two brothers could draw a few spoons, plates and other small things under his nose, and their ability to take advantage of them was also excellent.
The man called the second senior brother looked less than 30 years old, he was born fair and clean, with a fat head and big ears, and he looked like a crony junior of a high-level person.
He was originally concentrating on a roast leg of lamb, and he didn't have much interest in the second brother of the Su family, but when he saw the delicate spoon and plate, his pair of small eyes instantly widened.
Hearing the words of Queen Mother Xi and Pantao again, he gulped down a mouthful of saliva, and threw the roast leg of lamb directly into the arms of the boss of the Su family.
The boss of the Su family didn't dislike it either, he opened his mouth and took a bite, his mouth was full of blood, and then praised the delicious food against his conscience.
Although the second senior brother is obese, he is not stupid. He wiped his hands on his clothes, and then picked up the tableware to play with.
"Where did this thing come from, and how much is there?"
Turning his eyes, he asked again: "No, we used to have a tight relationship, how could such a good thing be given to me?"
The eldest and second child of the Su family immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed.
"Second Senior Brother Mingjian, we brothers admire you very much. We look at the green pines and the bright moon every day, and hope that one day we can be your lackeys. It's just that we have nothing to offer, so we wait until today."
The second senior brother put the tableware on the table next to him.
"Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Being punctured, the second Su family brothers were not embarrassed, but looked around.
The second senior brother nodded immediately, signaling the disciples standing around to step back.
"Second senior brother, it's a family scandal. We didn't know until we went home this time that there is a family heirloom passed down from generation to generation in our family - a jar that can cook by ourselves."
"That's right, that old man is very bad, he left all the good things to his youngest son, it's pity that the two of us are away from home, we don't have enough food and clothing, and we are often bullied..."
The second senior brother waved his hands irritably, he had already been aroused by the "pot that can cook", and when he heard Su's old man chattering, he wished he could kick him out.
"Don't worry, if you follow me from now on, no one in the Iron Sword Sect will dare to bully you."
After finishing speaking, he licked his lips, "What kind of pot is that, is the cooked rice enough to eat? Is it delicious?"
Ask first whether it is enough to eat or not, and then ask whether it is delicious, the second senior brother really pays attention to people.
The old man of the Su family talked nonsense: "Second senior brother doesn't know, the cooking pot is miraculously tight, just put a handful of rice and a bowl of water, and then recite the mantra, and rice porridge will come out continuously."
"My father dozed off, and the porridge that came out filled the house and even flowed outside. Neighbors in the neighborhood had to eat a way out if they wanted to go out."
The second senior brother swallowed saliva, he loves to eat, but he has never had such a good time eating porridge all over the house, porridge all over the street, he can't go out without eating porridge.
"Only porridge?"
"Of course not! You can still cook! You can also make alchemy, right, right, all kinds of elixirs!"
The second senior brother rubbed his hands impatiently.
"Call someone, fuck it!"
Thanks to Menhere Sauce Nanase Walnut for rewarding 200 book coins, thank you very much~
(End of this chapter)
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