Hurry up, please be kind

Chapter 31

Chaotang quickly shuffled the cards, and Chu Xiao panicked.

Xiao Xiao didn't make a match for him, so he had no choice but to take the initiative to climb the celebrity in front of the empress, so that the empress remembered that he had given her a sweet cook.

With affection and yearning all over his face, he begged the empress to let him stay with Xiao Xiao for the rest of his life, and said that he regretted his father's mistakes and had no face to receive the imperial salary.

I am willing to resign and return to the farm, and live a life of men farming and women weaving with Xiao Xiao.

Such sincerity really moved those who saw it, and saddened those who heard it. How could the Empress continue to break up lovers for the sake of her appetite?

fart!

I am the Son of Heaven, can eating by the Son of Heaven be called appetite?

That's called nourishing the dragon's body and stabilizing the community.

Therefore, it is better to dismantle ten marriages than a single meal.

The empress squinted her eyes, and looked dangerously at the persimmon who frequently brushed her presence. If the person hadn't appeared by herself, she would have almost forgotten.

Someone is coveting my cook!

Of course Chu Xiao didn't really want to go back to his concubine, he still wanted to keep her in front of the empress to blow the wind around the dinner table.

It's not that I really want to resign, I just talk about it, to set off my deep affection.

If the Empress does not let him go, she will naturally have to compensate him.

"Xuanyu's dining room master."

The empress's slightly cold and calm voice sounded.

Chu Xiao was stunned for a moment, pondered for a while, and then he was overjoyed. The empress touched his friendship, and wanted him to meet Xiao Xiao to express his lovesickness?

I will act more realistically later!
Xiao Xiao was quite happy when she heard the empress calling her, but when she entered the door and saw "a horse", she felt bad.

As soon as Chu Xiao saw her, the emotions that had been brewing for a long time erupted immediately, his eyes were gentle and nostalgic, and his expression was affectionate and sad.

"Xiao Xiao..."

Xiao Xiao shivered coldly, and at the same time felt nauseated, she looked at the Empress and Chu Xiao with a dazed look on her face.

"Xiao Xiao, I haven't seen you for a long time. I am so crazy about my husband. Now I have the courage to ask His Majesty for a grace to allow you to return to my husband..."

Seeing Xiao Xiao's confused expression, Chu Xiao explained to her very caringly, with a gentle tone that made goosebumps scare.

"What?!" Xiao Xiao lost her voice.

Chu Xiao thought she was "overwhelmed with surprise" and was very satisfied.

He felt that the little concubine was really affectionate towards him, so she must have thought about it day and night and wished to return to him, otherwise she wouldn't be so excited and cause disrespect in front of the palace.

Thinking of this, a little pity arose in my heart.

Looking at Xiao Xiao's expression again, his eyes are wide open, his eye sockets are slightly red, his lips are trembling because of "surprise", and his whole body is enveloped by the sudden "ecstasy".

Seeing this, Chu Xiao was greatly moved.

The affectionate expression on his face was much more real, and he was about to squeeze his throat and comfort him softly.

I saw the little concubine who was "deeply affectionate and righteous" to him, looking up to the sky and wailing, and running towards him, like a weaver girl running towards a long-lost reunited cowherd.

Chu Xiao stretched out his arms, gently waiting for her to rush in.

"Oh!"

She did jump, but with so much force that she knocked him to the ground.

It feels like my ribs are going to break and my ass is going to crack.

Chu Xiao was hit so hard that his eyes stared, and his hair crown fell off. He was thinking that the concubine was too enthusiastic, but saw——

"thump!"

Xiao Xiao jumped over him and threw herself in front of the empress, bent her knees, stretched out her hands, and firmly held the empress' thighs.

"His Majesty--"

"You see, I can go out of the hall and the kitchen. I can eat and play and amuse you. I am serious and responsible every day, and I wholeheartedly prepare meals for His Majesty. There is no credit but hard work..."

"Your Majesty, you are a cook for a day, and you will be a cook for the rest of your life. You can't just start messing around and end up abandoning me."

"Woooooooo, Your Majesty, I want to cook for you for the rest of my life, and I don't want to go back to feed the stallion, woooooooo... Your Majesty..."

"..."

There was a crack in the affection on Chu Xiao's face.

The concubine doesn't want to come back to him? !

No no no, that's not the case.

The concubine is only showing her loyalty to the empress, so she can stabilize her position in the empress's heart. Once her position is stabilized, she can help him better.

It must be so!
The concubine is sincere to him!

However, the next moment——

"Your Majesty! For the sake of cooking so many meals for you, please don't throw me to this scumbag like Chu Xiao. He has evil intentions, shameless lust, and mental problems!"

"There are a bunch of women in his yard, more than your harem. Who knows if he got that kind of moxa... Oh no, Hualiu disease. Fortunately, I didn't get his way, so I saved my life."

"Your Majesty, I beg you, please save the cook and keep the cook. Saving the life of the cook is better than an imperial dining room!"

"Woooooh, Your Majesty, I don't want to go..."

The empress looked at the cook hanging on her lap with a complicated expression. She didn't seem to say anything, let alone send her back, did she?

How did she come up with so many things through Chu Xiao's words?
"If you really don't want me, I, I will..."

Xiao Xiao became more and more sad as she spoke. Under despair, she even forced her to die, "If you don't want me, I'll show you to death!"

Si Zhuo: "..."

This way of dying is a cook.

Chu Xiao: "!!!"

The affection on his face was completely shattered.

God, who can tell him where the little concubine who "loves him sincerely" has gone? !
Xiao Xiao told him with practical actions——

never existed.

"Unfortunately," Si Zhuo pulled Xiao Xiao up, looked at Chu Xiao indifferently, "No one wants to accompany you back to farm, so..."

"Go back alone."

How can I really go back to farming? !

Chu Xiao panicked and shook his head desperately, "Your Majesty, I..."

"Huh? You don't want to go back to farm?" Si Zhuo's tone was a little dangerous, and Chu Xiao subconsciously wanted to nod, but she heard her say, "Are you trying to bully the king?"

"Do not……"

"Go back."

Chu Xiao's face was ashamed, his eyes were dull, he was stripped of his official uniform by the guards, dragged out, and returned to his hometown to farm.

Just like that, the CP broke, and the hero called a curtain call.

Xiao Xiao: Well done!
Xiao Xiao felt relieved, and rushed to the kitchen with joy.

Si Zhuo was in a happy mood after this episode collapsed, but she always felt that something was missing during the process, what was missing?

Oh, by the way, Tianxiu's complaints are missing

Si Zhuo looked around, hey, where is Tong Zi?

At this moment, there was a golden ripple in the air, and a white dumpling was thrown out.

"Don't mess with her, she knows how to bully Wo, and even spoil Wo's precious melon seeds, wow, Lord God Baba, wow..."

Tianxiu cried so loudly that the heaven and earth wept ghosts and gods.

Si Zhuo: "..."

To be honest, she was a little disillusioned.

Did this boy go back to the God Realm to make a small report, and then was ruthlessly thrown back by the Lord God?

Suddenly, a small bag fell from Ripple.

Tianxiu caught it quickly, took it apart and saw that it was full of melon seeds, and finally cried without breaking her heart.

It sucks its nose while knocking melon seeds.

Si Zhuo stared at it in silence for a long time, feeling an inexplicable sense of guilt in her heart, how could she bully a system, or a god, like this?
Did she really do anything excessive?

Tianxiu ignored her.

(End of this chapter)