pocket rate palace
Chapter 10 The Peerless Fart
Chapter 10 The Peerless Fart
"Who amuses you? I'll put the money here. If you want to sell it or not, I'll go to another store." Wang Anyuan slapped the gold card on the table with a slap, with an angry expression on his face.You think I want to buy half a catty. This is all the hard-earned money I have worked so hard to save. When the old man in my mind first opened his mouth, he said that he wanted ten catties for each item.Am I easy? Me.
The old Chinese doctor glanced at Jinka, and saw that Wang Anyuan didn't seem to be joking, so he asked again: "Then why are you buying so many medicines?"
"Nonsense, of course it's refining medicine."
"A prescription?"
"Of course it's one."
The old Chinese doctor heard this, but his face changed, and he said coldly: "Then you go back, I don't sell this medicine."
"Why?" Wang Anyuan's eyes widened.
The old Chinese doctor sneered and said: "I have been practicing medicine for decades, but I have never heard of a prescription that can cover nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials. I don't care whether you are here to make trouble on purpose or spend money to waste medicinal materials. It’s fine. In short, we don’t sell this medicine anymore.”
Wang Anyuan was stunned for a moment, buying some medicine and meeting a stubborn old man, is there really such a fool in this world who has money but doesn't make money?
Seeing that the old Chinese doctor wanted to chase away the guests, a voice sounded in Wang Anyuan's mind.
"Hehe, a mortal who sits in a well and watches the sky. Boy Wang, tell him, if you give him a prescription that can use all these medicinal materials, what will he do?"
Our Lord Dantong is starting to be arrogant again.
Wang Anyuan's eyes lit up, and his confidence suddenly became stronger. He immediately said to the old Chinese doctor unconvinced: "Why can't one prescription use so many medicinal materials? I only know one prescription that can take all the medicines in your shop. All the medicinal materials have been used."
The old Chinese doctor looked at Wang Anyuan with disappointment, shook his head and said, "Young people nowadays are full of people who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and like to speak wild words. If you can come up with such a prescription, let alone sell your medicinal materials, it will be considered as a gift." I gave you all the Chinese herbal medicines in Tongrentang, so it doesn't matter."
"That's what you said." Wang Anyuan sneered, and then shouted: "Bring a pen and paper."
"Howling what?"
The pharmacy apprentice glared at him, then threw something in front of him, and said mockingly, "Why are you pretending you don't understand anything?"
Wang Anyuan ignored him, and began to write "swish, swish, swish".
"I said Master Dantong, don't give him the prescription of nourishing qi pill. If someone else finds out about it, what am I going to do?"
"Don't worry, my prescription is flawless and natural. It's a pity, it's a fart prescription."
"Fart? What do you mean?"
"Just watch it."
Wang Anyuan quickly filled a piece of A4 blank paper to the brim, and then placed it in front of the old Chinese doctor with a haughty face.
"Look carefully."
The old Chinese doctor shook his head and sighed, but still reluctantly picked up the A4 paper and read it.
"Chuanbei 3 qian, Baifuzi 2 qian, honeysuckle"
He just glanced at it casually at first, but he didn't expect to sink in deeply after seeing it.
Wang Anyuan's handwriting was crooked and densely packed. The old Chinese doctor had a hard time reading it. His eyes behind the reading glasses were almost stuck to the paper.
But not only did he not care, he even took the pen and paper and began to write and draw on the paper while reading.
A quarter of an hour later, the old Chinese doctor raised his head, and the disdain and casualness on his face had turned into shock and excitement.
"Little brother, where did you get this prescription?"
"Don't worry about it, just say this prescription is right, right?" Wang Anyuan saw that the old man had obviously been conquered by Dantong's prescription.
"Yes, that's right. This prescription combines nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials seamlessly, and every trace of medicinal properties has been brought into full play. It's simply amazing. It's a pity."
"It's a pity that he's a fart, right?" Wang Anyuan put his hands on his chest and interjected slowly.
The old Chinese doctor was taken aback, and then kept nodding: "Fart formula? Yes, it can be described in this way. Nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials are mixed together, and in the end it turns out that the medicine has no effect at all. Really, really." He held back for a long time, and finally He choked out a word: "It's really indescribable."
The old Chinese doctor now feels as if a collector has seen a unique and exquisite work of art.He was ecstatic, as if he had found a treasure, and devoted himself to studying it for a long time, only to find out in the end that it turned out to be a fucking piece of shit.Although this piece of shit is really beautiful, he still feels worse than eating a piece of shit.
"Little brother, can you tell me who wrote this prescription? I must visit such a master of medicine." The old Chinese doctor asked Wang Anyuan impatiently.
He is now certain in his heart that this prescription must be the work of some unworldly expert with superb medical skills.This kind of medical skill is really fascinating.
"Yes." Wang Anyuan nodded.
"Who is it?" The old Chinese doctor's eyes were shining.
"Me." Wang Anyuan pointed to himself.
"What?" The old Chinese doctor almost lost his dentures in fright, and then said with a forced smile, "Little brother, stop joking with this old man."
"Who's joking with you?" Wang Anyuan sneered, "Who else would be so boring and come up with a fart to tease you, and have nothing to do when you're full."
"You can brag, it's up to you." Before the old Chinese doctor could speak, the apprentice curled his lips and mocked.
"Believe it or not." Wang Anyuan rolled his eyes greatly, and suddenly he said as if he remembered something: "Old man, do you still remember what you said just now? Are the medicinal materials really given to me for nothing?"
"Dream you." The pharmacy apprentice had a look of resentment on his face, but when he was about to speak, he was hit hard on the head.
"Ouch."
The old Chinese doctor glared at him fiercely, and scolded angrily: "What are you talking about?" Then the old Chinese doctor tried to squeeze a chrysanthemum-like smile on his old face, and said to Wang Anyuan with a smile: "Little brother!" Although young, I really admire my profound medical skills. My Tongrentang, you can take whatever medicine you like. But little brother, can you?"
"Let me give you some pointers, shall I?"
"Yes, yes, I know that some medical skills are secrets that are not passed on, but this old man really is..." The old Chinese doctor's face turned red, and he hesitated a lot in embarrassment.
"It's easy to say." Wang Anyuan was very thick-skinned, relying on Dantong's backing, he didn't blush when he said this, and he really regarded himself as Hua Tuo alive.
"Okay." The old Chinese doctor didn't know where to put his excited hands, and he quickly glared at the pharmacy apprentice and said, "Hurry up and get the medicine for the sir."
Wang Anyuan was delighted when he heard it, you are so arrogant, so you are called by such a name.He looked at the reluctant pharmacy apprentice triumphantly, and he didn't know how happy he was.
An hour later, Wang Anyuan sat leisurely on a chair in the back hall of the pharmacy and sipped tea, while the old Chinese doctor sat beside him carefully.
During this hour, the old Chinese doctor admired Wang Anyuan even more, and completely believed that he was a master of medicine in the game world.After all, Wang Anyuan could benefit a lot from any bits and pieces he heard from Dantong.
So Wang Anyuan had another business card in his hand.This old Chinese doctor is named Qin Yaoxuan, and he is the vice president of a so-called "China Association for Research on Traditional Chinese Medicine". He looks quite powerful.
"Master, it's all over." After working for a long time, the sweaty wolfberry came over with a big bag of Chinese medicinal materials, and gave Wang Anyuan an angry look by the way.
"Okay, then I should go back." Wang Anyuan put down his teacup slowly, and stood up slowly.
Qin Yaoxuan got up quickly, and said urgently: "Sir, you must come to Tongrentang more often in the future. I still have a lot of questions to ask you."
"I know, I know." Wang Anyuan waved his hand casually.
"Then what, the wolfberry will help Mr. send the medicinal materials back."
"What? Send it to his house?" Gou Qizi's eyes widened, he was already half-tired from all the troubles just now.
"Nonsense, such a big bag, can you carry it?" Qin Yaoxuan glared.
Wolfberry wanted to cry, but he looked at Wang Anyuan with a smug face, and shouted in his heart: Master, how can he not lift it.He was so strong that he almost dragged me out of the counter just now.
(End of this chapter)
"Who amuses you? I'll put the money here. If you want to sell it or not, I'll go to another store." Wang Anyuan slapped the gold card on the table with a slap, with an angry expression on his face.You think I want to buy half a catty. This is all the hard-earned money I have worked so hard to save. When the old man in my mind first opened his mouth, he said that he wanted ten catties for each item.Am I easy? Me.
The old Chinese doctor glanced at Jinka, and saw that Wang Anyuan didn't seem to be joking, so he asked again: "Then why are you buying so many medicines?"
"Nonsense, of course it's refining medicine."
"A prescription?"
"Of course it's one."
The old Chinese doctor heard this, but his face changed, and he said coldly: "Then you go back, I don't sell this medicine."
"Why?" Wang Anyuan's eyes widened.
The old Chinese doctor sneered and said: "I have been practicing medicine for decades, but I have never heard of a prescription that can cover nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials. I don't care whether you are here to make trouble on purpose or spend money to waste medicinal materials. It’s fine. In short, we don’t sell this medicine anymore.”
Wang Anyuan was stunned for a moment, buying some medicine and meeting a stubborn old man, is there really such a fool in this world who has money but doesn't make money?
Seeing that the old Chinese doctor wanted to chase away the guests, a voice sounded in Wang Anyuan's mind.
"Hehe, a mortal who sits in a well and watches the sky. Boy Wang, tell him, if you give him a prescription that can use all these medicinal materials, what will he do?"
Our Lord Dantong is starting to be arrogant again.
Wang Anyuan's eyes lit up, and his confidence suddenly became stronger. He immediately said to the old Chinese doctor unconvinced: "Why can't one prescription use so many medicinal materials? I only know one prescription that can take all the medicines in your shop. All the medicinal materials have been used."
The old Chinese doctor looked at Wang Anyuan with disappointment, shook his head and said, "Young people nowadays are full of people who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and like to speak wild words. If you can come up with such a prescription, let alone sell your medicinal materials, it will be considered as a gift." I gave you all the Chinese herbal medicines in Tongrentang, so it doesn't matter."
"That's what you said." Wang Anyuan sneered, and then shouted: "Bring a pen and paper."
"Howling what?"
The pharmacy apprentice glared at him, then threw something in front of him, and said mockingly, "Why are you pretending you don't understand anything?"
Wang Anyuan ignored him, and began to write "swish, swish, swish".
"I said Master Dantong, don't give him the prescription of nourishing qi pill. If someone else finds out about it, what am I going to do?"
"Don't worry, my prescription is flawless and natural. It's a pity, it's a fart prescription."
"Fart? What do you mean?"
"Just watch it."
Wang Anyuan quickly filled a piece of A4 blank paper to the brim, and then placed it in front of the old Chinese doctor with a haughty face.
"Look carefully."
The old Chinese doctor shook his head and sighed, but still reluctantly picked up the A4 paper and read it.
"Chuanbei 3 qian, Baifuzi 2 qian, honeysuckle"
He just glanced at it casually at first, but he didn't expect to sink in deeply after seeing it.
Wang Anyuan's handwriting was crooked and densely packed. The old Chinese doctor had a hard time reading it. His eyes behind the reading glasses were almost stuck to the paper.
But not only did he not care, he even took the pen and paper and began to write and draw on the paper while reading.
A quarter of an hour later, the old Chinese doctor raised his head, and the disdain and casualness on his face had turned into shock and excitement.
"Little brother, where did you get this prescription?"
"Don't worry about it, just say this prescription is right, right?" Wang Anyuan saw that the old man had obviously been conquered by Dantong's prescription.
"Yes, that's right. This prescription combines nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials seamlessly, and every trace of medicinal properties has been brought into full play. It's simply amazing. It's a pity."
"It's a pity that he's a fart, right?" Wang Anyuan put his hands on his chest and interjected slowly.
The old Chinese doctor was taken aback, and then kept nodding: "Fart formula? Yes, it can be described in this way. Nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal materials are mixed together, and in the end it turns out that the medicine has no effect at all. Really, really." He held back for a long time, and finally He choked out a word: "It's really indescribable."
The old Chinese doctor now feels as if a collector has seen a unique and exquisite work of art.He was ecstatic, as if he had found a treasure, and devoted himself to studying it for a long time, only to find out in the end that it turned out to be a fucking piece of shit.Although this piece of shit is really beautiful, he still feels worse than eating a piece of shit.
"Little brother, can you tell me who wrote this prescription? I must visit such a master of medicine." The old Chinese doctor asked Wang Anyuan impatiently.
He is now certain in his heart that this prescription must be the work of some unworldly expert with superb medical skills.This kind of medical skill is really fascinating.
"Yes." Wang Anyuan nodded.
"Who is it?" The old Chinese doctor's eyes were shining.
"Me." Wang Anyuan pointed to himself.
"What?" The old Chinese doctor almost lost his dentures in fright, and then said with a forced smile, "Little brother, stop joking with this old man."
"Who's joking with you?" Wang Anyuan sneered, "Who else would be so boring and come up with a fart to tease you, and have nothing to do when you're full."
"You can brag, it's up to you." Before the old Chinese doctor could speak, the apprentice curled his lips and mocked.
"Believe it or not." Wang Anyuan rolled his eyes greatly, and suddenly he said as if he remembered something: "Old man, do you still remember what you said just now? Are the medicinal materials really given to me for nothing?"
"Dream you." The pharmacy apprentice had a look of resentment on his face, but when he was about to speak, he was hit hard on the head.
"Ouch."
The old Chinese doctor glared at him fiercely, and scolded angrily: "What are you talking about?" Then the old Chinese doctor tried to squeeze a chrysanthemum-like smile on his old face, and said to Wang Anyuan with a smile: "Little brother!" Although young, I really admire my profound medical skills. My Tongrentang, you can take whatever medicine you like. But little brother, can you?"
"Let me give you some pointers, shall I?"
"Yes, yes, I know that some medical skills are secrets that are not passed on, but this old man really is..." The old Chinese doctor's face turned red, and he hesitated a lot in embarrassment.
"It's easy to say." Wang Anyuan was very thick-skinned, relying on Dantong's backing, he didn't blush when he said this, and he really regarded himself as Hua Tuo alive.
"Okay." The old Chinese doctor didn't know where to put his excited hands, and he quickly glared at the pharmacy apprentice and said, "Hurry up and get the medicine for the sir."
Wang Anyuan was delighted when he heard it, you are so arrogant, so you are called by such a name.He looked at the reluctant pharmacy apprentice triumphantly, and he didn't know how happy he was.
An hour later, Wang Anyuan sat leisurely on a chair in the back hall of the pharmacy and sipped tea, while the old Chinese doctor sat beside him carefully.
During this hour, the old Chinese doctor admired Wang Anyuan even more, and completely believed that he was a master of medicine in the game world.After all, Wang Anyuan could benefit a lot from any bits and pieces he heard from Dantong.
So Wang Anyuan had another business card in his hand.This old Chinese doctor is named Qin Yaoxuan, and he is the vice president of a so-called "China Association for Research on Traditional Chinese Medicine". He looks quite powerful.
"Master, it's all over." After working for a long time, the sweaty wolfberry came over with a big bag of Chinese medicinal materials, and gave Wang Anyuan an angry look by the way.
"Okay, then I should go back." Wang Anyuan put down his teacup slowly, and stood up slowly.
Qin Yaoxuan got up quickly, and said urgently: "Sir, you must come to Tongrentang more often in the future. I still have a lot of questions to ask you."
"I know, I know." Wang Anyuan waved his hand casually.
"Then what, the wolfberry will help Mr. send the medicinal materials back."
"What? Send it to his house?" Gou Qizi's eyes widened, he was already half-tired from all the troubles just now.
"Nonsense, such a big bag, can you carry it?" Qin Yaoxuan glared.
Wolfberry wanted to cry, but he looked at Wang Anyuan with a smug face, and shouted in his heart: Master, how can he not lift it.He was so strong that he almost dragged me out of the counter just now.
(End of this chapter)
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