The host is no longer a human today
Chapter 150 After Transmigrating into a Cat, I Rely on the Male Lead to Survive My Life (13)
Chapter 150 After Transmigrating into a Cat, I Rely on the Male Lead to Survive My Life (13)
The "accidents" that Qian Xixi created several times turned into a stunning cat show in the end.
Before the guests understood what was going on, they had to watch Bai Yu, a good village tyrant, turn into Qian Qian's goose leg.
Everyone began to doubt life.
Don't tell me that the person who wished to be reincarnated as a cat master on the Internet has already succeeded!
This farce ended with retraining under the order of the instructor.
Probably because of such a humane behavior as Qian Qian, he knew how many times he made a move, so even if the pets made a fuss over there, no one noticed.
In the morning's military training for the master, everyone was exhausted, and only three police officers completed the task excellently.
The rest of the masters have more or less negative points.
Therefore, even if a girl like Tong Yinru with 50 huge sums of money was deducted a few times, she would not stand out among the crowd.
The worst thing was the few guests who directly lost points. Those who wanted to cry but had no tears could only find a way to take the task to make money, otherwise it would be really embarrassing to have no food!
Afternoon is training for the pets.
Because of the temptation of aura in Qian Xixi's body, Bai Yu successfully turned Bai Yu into her little follower.
Compared with the training of the owner, the training time of pets is much shorter, only two hours.
Because of the requirements of the program, and this is not a serious police dog training.Therefore, a part of the afternoon should be set aside for the owner to take the pet to complete tasks to earn meal money.
In order to let pet owners have a more intuitive experience, the first group is two professional police dogs for demonstration.
Very simple fasting training.
You can't eat without the owner's permission, even if the food is already in your mouth.
The two little police dogs have also been trained for two or three months. They are familiar with basic things such as fasting training, and they passed the test quickly and were rewarded by their masters.
Followed by three groups started at the same time.
The pets stayed in their own places, and after the owner issued an order not to eat, they brought out various food temptations.These include staple food, canned food, pet-specific snacks, etc.
From far to near.
At the beginning, it was placed on the range of one meter.The second group, which had never done fasting training before, was the members of the vanguard group, and just snorted.
failure.
The second time is to put it within [-] centimeters of pets' reach, as long as they lower their heads, they can eat it.
There are two pets in a row and they can't resist the temptation, so they fail.
The third time, it is placed on the jiojio of the pet.
This is a more difficult test for pets, and even Yuan Bao, who has been doing very well, couldn't help but speak.
The only ones left are Bai Yu, Qian Xixi and Xianfeng.
Bai Yu was attracted by Qian Xixi's indistinct aura, and kept tilting his neck to look at Qian Xixi, not even looking at the snacks on his flippers.
As for Qian Xixi, it is easier to deal with such tricks.
The fourth time, it reaches directly to the pet's mouth, as long as they open their mouth, they can eat it.
The three pets remained motionless.
Bai Yu is about to become a fucking goose (crossed out).
Therefore, he was taken away by Qian Xixi and successfully completed the fasting training.
Bai Yu's father:? ? ?
My daughter is so good?
Not scientific!
Although the female goose has been shown many times in the video, I boast that my female goose is so good.
But in fact, he still has some ACD numbers in his heart about what a female goose looks like.
I thought that the female goose was so greedy that she couldn't help eating the fish when she released it for the first time.
However, the female goose just looked at her "big sister" Qian Qian as if she had been possessed by a demon, and didn't even glance at Yu Yu.
The second time, the third time, the fourth time.
The pet blogger's heart is getting more nervous and more surprised every time. The female goose who has never done fasting training is actually carrying the money by looking at her new little friend and actual big sister. This is what's the situation? !
"The goose girl is so good!!" The old father shed tears of emotion.
Surprisingly, Bai Yu and Qian Qian stood out.
The recording of these two episodes almost turned other guests into lemon essence.
Although I find it unbelievable, but seeing that the winner has money, I feel as if it is reasonable...
About these two episodes, Qianqian gave them too many surprises.
The instructor announced the pass list in a trance, looking at Qian Xixi and Bai Yu with amazed eyes, just like the owner of Pioneer, thinking whether to invite Qian Qian and its owner to experience it after the program is recorded Real police dog training.
The performance of this kitten is amazing.
The second project appeared in the recording of the previous program, crawling to the Internet.
But tougher than last time.
Because this is an exclusive ground net for military training, it is not like the program group that takes into account the height of various pets so it is slightly taller.
But this height is still too simple for a kitten like Qian Xixi.
This is its advantage.
But for the first program, Bai Yu, who was obviously ten centimeters taller than the ground net of the military training base, still couldn't drill and was the first to be eliminated.
This thing is hell mode!
Its big goose has a high neck and can't crawl forward!
Baimao Tuanzi gave Qian Xixi an idea: "Host, why don't you ride Bai Yu's neck and press it down?"
Qian Xixi: ...
"Believe it or not, I'll ride on your neck when I go back?"
"Haha, host, I'm a system without a neck."
"Hehe... Maybe you can find it if you pull out all the hairs." Qian Xixi sneered, his eerie tone made Baimao Tuanzi shudder.
"I was wrong!! I was wrong, the host is big! Don't pick up other people's clothes, QAQ" the little mentally retarded person begged for mercy online.
"Forget it, if you can't pass it, you can't pass it."
Looking at the height difference between Diwang and Baiyu, the goose is not made of liquid like cats and dogs, so there is no need to insist on being top-notch in everything.
Qian Xixi gave up saving his teammates.
Anyway, she passed by herself, even if Bai Yu's points were deducted, it wasn't too serious.
But she forgot one thing.
Goose can fly!
Because Qian Xixi's aura attracts Bai Yu, Bai Yu believes that Qian Xixi has something delicious.
Seeing that Qian has drilled into the ground carefully.
In Bai Yu's eyes, that is "My elder brother ran away with delicious food!!"
The anxious goose fluttered its wings, spread its wings and flew high under the bewildered eyes of everyone, and crossed the barbed wire fence in one fell swoop——
It landed on Qian Xixi who just passed through the ground net.
Stand firm.
Crowd:! ! !
What the hell!
They all said that there was an accident during the recording of the program, and they were already mentally prepared.
However, the big goose flapped its wings violently and threw dust on its face, and took pictures of such wonderful scenes.
Always felt……
Fucking shit in my heart.
This, this seems to have crossed the iron net bar?
Just don't go down, people take the aviation road? !
dumbfounding.jpg
The people who had teased Qian Xixi before turned their attention to Bai Yu.
"Zhuang Zhuang, your female goose won't be in love, she's interested in Qian Qian, right?!"
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Baimao Tuanzi: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't laugh!Host, I really didn't laugh! !
Qian Xixi: Your hair is gone (Heshan smiles)
(End of this chapter)
The "accidents" that Qian Xixi created several times turned into a stunning cat show in the end.
Before the guests understood what was going on, they had to watch Bai Yu, a good village tyrant, turn into Qian Qian's goose leg.
Everyone began to doubt life.
Don't tell me that the person who wished to be reincarnated as a cat master on the Internet has already succeeded!
This farce ended with retraining under the order of the instructor.
Probably because of such a humane behavior as Qian Qian, he knew how many times he made a move, so even if the pets made a fuss over there, no one noticed.
In the morning's military training for the master, everyone was exhausted, and only three police officers completed the task excellently.
The rest of the masters have more or less negative points.
Therefore, even if a girl like Tong Yinru with 50 huge sums of money was deducted a few times, she would not stand out among the crowd.
The worst thing was the few guests who directly lost points. Those who wanted to cry but had no tears could only find a way to take the task to make money, otherwise it would be really embarrassing to have no food!
Afternoon is training for the pets.
Because of the temptation of aura in Qian Xixi's body, Bai Yu successfully turned Bai Yu into her little follower.
Compared with the training of the owner, the training time of pets is much shorter, only two hours.
Because of the requirements of the program, and this is not a serious police dog training.Therefore, a part of the afternoon should be set aside for the owner to take the pet to complete tasks to earn meal money.
In order to let pet owners have a more intuitive experience, the first group is two professional police dogs for demonstration.
Very simple fasting training.
You can't eat without the owner's permission, even if the food is already in your mouth.
The two little police dogs have also been trained for two or three months. They are familiar with basic things such as fasting training, and they passed the test quickly and were rewarded by their masters.
Followed by three groups started at the same time.
The pets stayed in their own places, and after the owner issued an order not to eat, they brought out various food temptations.These include staple food, canned food, pet-specific snacks, etc.
From far to near.
At the beginning, it was placed on the range of one meter.The second group, which had never done fasting training before, was the members of the vanguard group, and just snorted.
failure.
The second time is to put it within [-] centimeters of pets' reach, as long as they lower their heads, they can eat it.
There are two pets in a row and they can't resist the temptation, so they fail.
The third time, it is placed on the jiojio of the pet.
This is a more difficult test for pets, and even Yuan Bao, who has been doing very well, couldn't help but speak.
The only ones left are Bai Yu, Qian Xixi and Xianfeng.
Bai Yu was attracted by Qian Xixi's indistinct aura, and kept tilting his neck to look at Qian Xixi, not even looking at the snacks on his flippers.
As for Qian Xixi, it is easier to deal with such tricks.
The fourth time, it reaches directly to the pet's mouth, as long as they open their mouth, they can eat it.
The three pets remained motionless.
Bai Yu is about to become a fucking goose (crossed out).
Therefore, he was taken away by Qian Xixi and successfully completed the fasting training.
Bai Yu's father:? ? ?
My daughter is so good?
Not scientific!
Although the female goose has been shown many times in the video, I boast that my female goose is so good.
But in fact, he still has some ACD numbers in his heart about what a female goose looks like.
I thought that the female goose was so greedy that she couldn't help eating the fish when she released it for the first time.
However, the female goose just looked at her "big sister" Qian Qian as if she had been possessed by a demon, and didn't even glance at Yu Yu.
The second time, the third time, the fourth time.
The pet blogger's heart is getting more nervous and more surprised every time. The female goose who has never done fasting training is actually carrying the money by looking at her new little friend and actual big sister. This is what's the situation? !
"The goose girl is so good!!" The old father shed tears of emotion.
Surprisingly, Bai Yu and Qian Qian stood out.
The recording of these two episodes almost turned other guests into lemon essence.
Although I find it unbelievable, but seeing that the winner has money, I feel as if it is reasonable...
About these two episodes, Qianqian gave them too many surprises.
The instructor announced the pass list in a trance, looking at Qian Xixi and Bai Yu with amazed eyes, just like the owner of Pioneer, thinking whether to invite Qian Qian and its owner to experience it after the program is recorded Real police dog training.
The performance of this kitten is amazing.
The second project appeared in the recording of the previous program, crawling to the Internet.
But tougher than last time.
Because this is an exclusive ground net for military training, it is not like the program group that takes into account the height of various pets so it is slightly taller.
But this height is still too simple for a kitten like Qian Xixi.
This is its advantage.
But for the first program, Bai Yu, who was obviously ten centimeters taller than the ground net of the military training base, still couldn't drill and was the first to be eliminated.
This thing is hell mode!
Its big goose has a high neck and can't crawl forward!
Baimao Tuanzi gave Qian Xixi an idea: "Host, why don't you ride Bai Yu's neck and press it down?"
Qian Xixi: ...
"Believe it or not, I'll ride on your neck when I go back?"
"Haha, host, I'm a system without a neck."
"Hehe... Maybe you can find it if you pull out all the hairs." Qian Xixi sneered, his eerie tone made Baimao Tuanzi shudder.
"I was wrong!! I was wrong, the host is big! Don't pick up other people's clothes, QAQ" the little mentally retarded person begged for mercy online.
"Forget it, if you can't pass it, you can't pass it."
Looking at the height difference between Diwang and Baiyu, the goose is not made of liquid like cats and dogs, so there is no need to insist on being top-notch in everything.
Qian Xixi gave up saving his teammates.
Anyway, she passed by herself, even if Bai Yu's points were deducted, it wasn't too serious.
But she forgot one thing.
Goose can fly!
Because Qian Xixi's aura attracts Bai Yu, Bai Yu believes that Qian Xixi has something delicious.
Seeing that Qian has drilled into the ground carefully.
In Bai Yu's eyes, that is "My elder brother ran away with delicious food!!"
The anxious goose fluttered its wings, spread its wings and flew high under the bewildered eyes of everyone, and crossed the barbed wire fence in one fell swoop——
It landed on Qian Xixi who just passed through the ground net.
Stand firm.
Crowd:! ! !
What the hell!
They all said that there was an accident during the recording of the program, and they were already mentally prepared.
However, the big goose flapped its wings violently and threw dust on its face, and took pictures of such wonderful scenes.
Always felt……
Fucking shit in my heart.
This, this seems to have crossed the iron net bar?
Just don't go down, people take the aviation road? !
dumbfounding.jpg
The people who had teased Qian Xixi before turned their attention to Bai Yu.
"Zhuang Zhuang, your female goose won't be in love, she's interested in Qian Qian, right?!"
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Qian Xixi was ridden!
Baimao Tuanzi: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't laugh!Host, I really didn't laugh! !
Qian Xixi: Your hair is gone (Heshan smiles)
(End of this chapter)
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