The host is no longer a human today

Chapter 142 After Transmigrating into a Cat, I Rely on the Male Lead to Survive My Life (5)

Qian's thin short legs ran into the cat's litter, only to be pulled out again by Song Qiaoshan.

Fortunately, Qian Xixi had the foresight to let Baimao Tuanzi memorize all the information on the business card.Even if that business card is taken away by Song Qiaoshan, it's nothing.

Song Qiaoshan was frightened by this little guy, and quickly hid the business card, thinking that his girl was bored at home and wanted to play games, and he had to use other things to tease her.

Kittens, aren’t they the time when they are lively and active, if you don’t play with them, they will have fun by themselves.

Qian Xixi, who was smashed with a bunch of tissues: ...

Believe it or not, I threw it in the trash can for you!
Going up is to pat the tissue ball aside, and then jump forward to scratch Song Qiaoshan's pants.

It's not to scratch him, but to teach this stupid dad a lesson, can a tissue be thrown on her head? !
Song Qiaoshan saw his daughter slapping the tissue ball away and throwing herself on his lap, with an idiotic smile on her face.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, he hugged the girl up, "Mimi is good, dad cut your nails."

While talking, he rubbed her belly wretchedly with his hands.

"...I want to kill the hot chicken hero."

Qian Xixi whispered this sentence to the system, and Baimao Tuanzi was so frightened that he hurriedly appease the host:

"Don't wow the host, think about the points! Think about the life extension system, it can be sold!"

"He touched me!" Qian gritted his teeth carefully, and let out a threatening low tone from deep in his throat.

Baimao Tuanzi was about to cry too, the other systems were threatening the host with a small whip to do tasks.When it comes to it, it becomes crying and begging the host to do the task well...

Hey, life is too difficult!
"This is a pig's trotter, this is a pig's trotter! The host is a pig's trotter! Calm down! Don't be fussy like a pig's trotter!"

Qian Xixi reluctantly suppressed the urge to kill the hot chicken hero, "...Okay."

Qian's numb face was cut off by Song Qiaoshan.

It's not noisy, it's much easier to serve than other cat owners.

Song Qiaoshan didn't know that this was a sign of his girl's maturity, but he just took advantage of the girl's obedience and masturbated two more times.

Qian carefully endured and endured, until he couldn't bear it.

Another blow with a blunt clean-cut cat's claw!
I couldn't scratch the bleeding beads, but it still hurts.

"Meow!" It's even bigger!
"Meow~" See if I kill you or not!
Qian Xixi explained to Baimao Tuanzi while scratching, "He forced me!"

Baimao Tuanzi: Hey! !
The host stopped acting as a demon, and the hot chicken hero started acting deadly again.

It just wants the host to earn points quietly, is it easy? !

The kitten's agility is still very high, especially when paired with a person's soul.

Qian Xixi is like fighting a guerrilla war, just go up and withdraw, no matter what you get, you will just withdraw, and you will never be greedy for more.

After deliberately luring Song Qiaoshan to this side, she turned around and went up again.

In the end, because he was exhausted and didn't want to be caught by Song Qiaoshan, he used the cat climbing frame to jump directly to the top of the closet.

He leisurely licked his paws and looked down at him.

There was a bit of contempt in the eyes, as if to say:
Oh, stupid humans.

Song Qiaoshan: ...

"Mimi!"

He was going to be scared to death, Mimi was only three months old, how could she climb to such a high place on the top of the closet?

What if you fall and get injured!
Although it is said that cats have nine lives.

But anyone who has gone to school knows that this is just a legend made up in the story.

"Mimi, don't move! Dad will carry you down now."

Even though she was teased into a mess just now, Song Qiaoshan was still heartbroken when she saw that the girl was in danger.

He stared at the agile little raccoon on the top of the closet with good eyesight, and at the same time brought a stool and a cat snack in his hand, intending to seduce it.

Qian Xixi watched indifferently as the spicy chicken grandma went up and down.

When he moved the chair over and was about to come up to trap him while stepping on it, Qian Xixiu turned around and flew down the wall from the other side.

Song Qiaoshan was immediately dumbfounded.

Was he dazzled just now? !

My own girl can actually fly over the wall? !
Qian Xixi changed to another place and licked her paw leisurely.

Don't even look at the spicy chicken grandpa.

Song Qiaoshan had the illusion of being deeply disgusted.

But he doesn't give up!

At least the girl has started interacting with him!
Automatically filter the teased dad into a mess playing with his own girl just now, and has a complete set of thinking logic for self-strategy.

Song Qiaoshan slowly moved over with his trademark silly smile.

"Mimi..." Qian thinly covered his mouth with a padded pad.

Mi you big head ghost!

Can you change your name!
Even if you call me Dad, it's better than Mimi!

Such a handsome guy, why does he look like a pervert, this wretched smile is absolutely perfect.

In an instant, the value of the face collapsed.

Qian Xixi seriously doubts that it is normal for him not to be favored by the director.

If you want a handsome guy, when you see a big shot, you will put on this flattering and wretched smile, like a traitor, and then say: "Director, can you give me a role with my image?"

I'm afraid the director will have to stick it out.

Qian Xixi trembled all over, frightened by his own imagination.

Song Qiaoshan immediately grabbed her pink and tender flesh pads, and rubbed them on his face.

Laughing even more perverted.

"Oh ho ho ho my girl touched my mouth! She touched my mouth!"

Qian Xixi: ...

"Meow!" Believe it or not, I smack you!
"Meow meow!" Can you be normal!
"Meow!" After all, he's a hot guy, what's your fucking image? !
"Meow meow!" The heroine really likes this guy?
Qian Xixi even wondered if the reborn heroine was blind.

Trying hard to pull the paw back, but the stupid father has too much strength, Qian Xixi can only enjoy being sucked happily.

The limbs are flattened, and the face is expressionless.

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Song Qiaoshan didn't take the assistant director's invitation seriously. Instead, he was stimulated and felt that he had to work harder.

The next day I woke up earlier than usual, full of energy.

Qian carefully watched him wash and put on his clothes, then he took out the business card from the place where he hid it, and put it in his mouth.

Then he pushed out the flight case that had brought her home from the corner of the room.

Stacked at the door to block the way, lying on top of the box to look at him.

After washing, Song Qiaoshan went back to his room and touched the keys to go out. When he saw such a scene, he froze for a moment.

just reacted.

Quickly took three consecutive photos and uploaded them to Moments.

"My girl has become a sperm!!"

Qian Xixi even hinted that it was so obvious, if he still can't see that the girl wants to go out, then the male lead really doesn't have to.

"Mimi..." Song Qiaoshan was full of troubles of happiness, "Dad is going to work to make money, so he can't take you out to play. Wait until the weekend. Dad will take you for a walk in the park when he has a day off on weekends, okay?"

(End of this chapter)